MEMPHIS BELLE ..... THE TRUE STORY

This will be a typical "BELLE BASTARDS"
dirty trick flight all the way from
England.  You will start out at around
16000' over England and fly all the way to
Bremin and back.  Much of the trip is
boring so you can use Alt-T to speed
things up.

Start by climbing to 22,000 ft just as
your flight plan tells you to but at
around 17,000 ft you radio Central Command
that your oxygen system has developed a
problem and you're dropping down to 10,000
feet while you try to fix it.  Once out of
British Radar range (Enemy Territory) you
drop down to 500 ft and rev your engines
up to 87%.  You arrive at the target way
ahead of everyone avoiding radar enroute.
Conduct your normal bombing and straffing
over the target, leaving nothing for your
buddies to bomb when they get there.
Then after having awakened the Germans
just in time to shoot the shit out of your
Pals who are just now arriving to carry
out their mission on a bombed out target,
you get the hell outta there at top speed.

Should you become Flight Leader or if the
escorts come down to help you out, you may
want to consider shooting them and anyother
planes down because all they'll do is draw
enemy fire your way.  Remember, a fellow
officer parachuting to safety may live to
someday tell what he witnessed on the way
down.  Ergo, parachutes don't work too well
with bullet holes in them.