MEMPHIS BELLE ..... THE TRUE STORY

One problem the Memphis Belle had initially
was explaining to Central Command why they
arrived back ahead of the other bombers,
assuming there were any bombers left to
arrive back.  On their first five missions,
no one arrived back but them.  But on the
sixth mission, one badly beaten bomber
managed to limp back to England.  Central
Command didn't believe their preposperous
story about Belle's behaviour but to be
safe, the Belle would on future flights
be sure they arrived back after the others.
Sometimes they would shootup their B17 to
make it look like they'd been in a battle.

Usually they just landed somewhere remote
and spent the afternoon lying in the sun
getting drunk and whacking off.  If they
were really horny they would land just
outside a German airfield that had sent all
it's fighters up to blast their buddies at
22,000'.  Here they would straffe the gun
towers from a safe distance.  Then take off
and bomb the rest of the buildings.  Then
land again and taxi over to a neigbouring
farm and fire a few rounds at the barn and
yell at the French farmer that if he didn't
send out his wife and daughters they would
blow the shit out of his farm just like they
did to the Nazi Airfield next door.  The rest
of the afternoon was spent raping and
sodomizing the women.  On one occasion the
farmer had no wife or kids so they raped
his sheep and blew up his farm anyway.

Find an airfield and do likewise.