Welcome to Snowbird Golf and Ski Club.  It's mid-winter in Ohio and the 
golfers are desperate for a round of golf. The snow has been removed from
the greens and tees, the temperature is 25' but sunny, and we put 
anti-freeze in the ball washers.  So put on your ear muffs and have fun..
Don't forget everytime you land in the "snow" you will be given a SAND
WEDGE so be sure to change it to the correct club for your shot..
                                             SAN-D