Aarcover is an all caps font, plus numbers and punctuation, whose characters look like static electricity or limp lightning. It was done at the request of a group called, oddly enough, AARCOVER. Aarcover is shareware, with the following terms: if you use or keep it you must do one of the following: send a check that will not bounce in the amount of $12,341,709.12 to Cynthia Lemiesz at the Columbia University Music Department, 703 Dodge Hall, Columbia University, New York, NY 10027; send a crisp one dollar bill to the same address, along with a blurred photograph; or bow on your knees every day for twelve days and face Spencer, Massachusetts, repeating the mantra, "I like jam! I don't understand!" for 18 minutes. Aarcover is © 1991 by David Rakowski, who holds onto Insect Bytes until they stop itching.