1 I see a funky hooker, she's laying down on the heart-shaped bed trying to look provocative. She's wearing a black lace see-through teddy. Her aubern hair is very short and a bit messy. She has got freckles all over her face, she can't be more than 19! As I look at her, she licks her lips and motions for me to come over. I don't know about this!!! *** 2 I unfold the newspaper and look at the headline... Vigilante pharmacy owner shoots thief dead in store! I flip through and read the sports page, Hooker goes for the big number 10,000! Sex down 95%%! Drat, the crossword puzzle has already been solved. Inflation up another 65%%, death, destruction, airplane crashes, the obituary is four pages long AND IN COLOR! *** 3 I open up to the FORUM section and read a story about two lesbian sisters who left their other lovers to screw each other. I read another story about a man who made love to a strange woman only to find out she was his long-lost mother! I open up to the centerfold and see a picture of a girl with aubern hair and freckles, where have I seen her before? *** 4 I see a pretty girl not more than 17 years old. She has long blonde hair with a bow on top. She is wearing a very sexy orange dress that matches her hair beautifully. With pumps and netting stockings she is looking very nice! I'd love to bag this one! Man I feel lucky tonight! *** 5 I see the most beautiful girl I have ever seen! Suddenly I notice that she is the girl named Shelly that I married earlier! Her long blonde hair is swirling with the warm water in the jacuzzi. She is wearing absolutely nothing! The water glistening on her firm breasts looks mighty inviting! The water swirling around makes it hard to see her sex, all the more inviting! She is just sitting there with her eyes closed. Man, this is too much! If I don't get some of this soon, I'm gonna explode! *** 6 Before I even get into the cab, the cab driver leans over and very loudly tells me that he does not allow wine of any sort*in his cab. He explains that his daughter was killed in a car accident by a driver drunk on wine. Whatever. He immediately changes subject and yells, "WELL, WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO? To the BAR, the DISCO, or the CASINO???" *** 7 I'm in an elegant elevator! The walls are clean, in fact the whole thing is immaculate! I push the only button there is labled "PENTHOUSE". There is a faint humm and I can barely feel it move. If the penthouse is anything like this, it should be great! *** 8 She says, "NO, let me do you first!" She pulls down my pants and underwear and begins to give me a great blow-job, but then suddenly she tenses up and BITES MY DICK OFF! BLOOD FLOWS EVERYWHERE! She says "That's what you get for bieng kinky!!!" *** 9 Many years ago, I was a bold adventurer much like you. Many a mystery did I solve in my day. But then one day, I came upon this quest. I thought this one would be a piece of cake, indeed, it looked quite simple. But, when I least expected it, I noticed I was in quite a bit over my head and I couldn't get out. Many different quests will you have to solve before you get to the final solution, many hardships and even death will you have to overcome before you are done. Don't forget to take some protection, you will need it in more ways than one if you know what I mean... Here is a knife, you will need it later on. Go now, solve this game, and be quick about it! *** 10 Before me, behind the hotes desk I see a very voluptous blonde! She is wearing the hotel uniform which consists of a light-green shirt cut very low in front, exposing quit a bit of chest! I cannot see below her belt because she is standing behind the desk counter. Her blonde hair is worn long down her back. With a very light blush and light lipstick, she is looking VERY NICE!!! *** 11 This channel is showing a re-run of Gilligan's Island, the skipper is yelling at Gilligan again... So, what else is new? *** 12 This channel is showing an episode of General Hospital, Luke and Laura are getting married, this is an OLD ONE! Where do they get these shows from? *** 13 This channel is showing a re-run of Magnum PI. Thomas is talking to an ex-radio announcer from Vietnam. *** 14 This channel is showing a commercial about the new movie called "Flatliners" That's strange, why advertise a movie when there is no theatre in town? *** 15 This channel is a computer channel, it's showing computers for sale. $3000 for a standard XT with no options??? What is this crap???? Geez! *** 16 This channel is a 24 hour sex channel. It shows non-stop sex! Male-Female, Male-Male, and Female-Female and lots of group sex. A scene of two gays going at it is on now, the pimp across the room from me turns to look at the screen, it looks like he is too interested in watching this than anything else... *** 17 This channel is showing the home shopper network. All kinds of outrageous prices for stupid stuff are shown for sale. What a load! *** 18 A 24-hour music channel is on now. An acid rock group is yelling at the top of their lungs and the crowd is throwing pickles at them. HUH??? *** 19 This channel is the children's channel. Kids shows with numbers and letters shown are on. Boring stuff there. *** 20 I give the apple to the girl, she looks at me and a wicked smile flashes across her lips. She closes her eyes and leans back. I have never seen anyone look more beautiful! *** 21 I grab the hooker and push her flat onto the bed. I give her a good dick thrashing before bonking her. Not surprisingly she is very loose. We do it in a few dozen positions before finally quitting. As I lay back, I see her pussy smoking... What a stud I am! *** 22 Ooh Baby! I grab the inflated doll and shove it down to the floor. I slap it a few times so it will pay attention. I then give it the hardest bonk I could muster! The fourth time in, I hear a loud POP! And the doll goes flying out of the window. I guess I'm just a super-stud! *** 23 First, I lean over her and kiss her gently on the neck. I kiss my way down until I reach her breasts. I pause a moment there licking and biting both breasts. I make my way up again to nibble on her ear. As I do this, I use my hands to fondle her breasts. She moans with pleasure and whispers "Please don't stop..." I kiss her fully on the mouth, my toung probing ever deeper as my hands move down to her sex. As my fingers dart in and out of her, her breathing gets much faster. I pull my hands out of her and position myself for the WILD THING. First I tease her a bit playing around the edges before slamming into her and she screams! She grabs my back and digs her nails into me but it only intensifies the feeling. With every stroke she cries out.... *** 24 I see that my "wife" has been drinking the wine so is probably quite mellow. I start slowly but she quickly speeds up the pace. Our lust goes on for over an hour before I finally fall asleep exhausted. When I wake up, Shelly is gone and I start to get up. As I do, I notice I am tied to the bed! When did this happen? *** 25 As I look through the peephole I get a vast view of the city. Not to exciting there. A big cloud of smog hangs over the city. Cars race through the narrow streets. Pedestrians run to avoide the cars. Stray dogs sniff through the trash. A pretty poor sight! *** 26 As I eat one of the pills, a strange feeling comes over me. My vision turns all blue and suddenly, everyone I look at is a sexy blonde! A massive feeling of wanton lust washes over me and I grab the blonde closest to me. She is wearing a police uniform. I whip my dick out and prepare to remove her trousers when she shoves me back. (She is strong!) She pulls out her billy club and beats me over the head. As I bleed to death I her a man's voice say "I don't take none of that fag shit!!" *** 27 As I give one of the pills to the sexy blonde, the waitress from the disco walks into the room. The blonde swallows the pill and looks over at the waitress who just walked into the room. A look of lust flashes across her eyes and she runs past me and grabs the waitress. She kisses her full on the mouth and they walk out of the hotel fondling each other and kissing. Well, shit! That wasn't supposed to happen!! And now I look at an empty bottle! *** 28 YOU SCUM!!!! I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT ANY WINE IN MY CAB!!!! GET OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *** 29 Suddenly that particular feeling wells up. I'll certainly have none of that! I quickly pinch myself to quell the feeling and it goes away. We continue like this for what seems hours and hours. Every bit of it new and exciting! Then, as a final climax, I explode into her, knowing somehow that something will come of it. Thank you very much, I have a family now and a wife I love! Thy quest is over! Thank you very much for playing! If you like this game and would like to see more by Gary, please send $20 to the address listed below. Thanks! - Gary Thompson 1708 NW 15th CT FT Lauderdale, FL 33311 ***