Official JABBAs:
	 invisible man
 Note: An "L" for Laugh is sometimes substituted for the "G" for Grin.

(8-)=	sent by an owl
(:-).... man drooling
(:\/	sent by a duck
8:-)	sent by a little girl
:*>    cat
:-!	foot in mouth
:-(	sad
:-(  )	you backed your car over my toe
:-)	humorous
:-)8	sent by gentleman (bow tie)
:-)=--- man with a tie
:-?	Sherlock Holmes with a calabash
:-@	tongue tied
:-`	tongue in cheek
:-O	shout
;-)	 winking man
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<:-)	don't blame me - I'm a dunce
=:-O	scared me too
[:-]	sent by a robot
AAMOF	    - As A Matter Of Fact
ADN	    - Any Day Now
AFAIK	    - As Far As I Know
ASAP...................As Soon As Possible
ATSL...................Along the same line
AWGTHTGTTA? - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
BAC	    - By Any Chance
BACG  "Ball & Chain" Grin
BAG    Blatently Arrogant Grin
BBG    Big Big Grin
BCNU	    - Be Seeing You
BENG   Big Evil Nasty Grin
BESPG  Bacheler's Eobiential Science Project Grin
BG     BIG grin
BHIELL	Big Huge Insane Evil Lunatic Laugh
BILGE  Big Insane Lunatic Grin, Extrafactual
BK	    - Because
BNF....................Big name fan
BRB	    - Be Right Back
BTSOOM	    - Beats the [stuffing] out of me
BTW	    - By The Way
C:#	football player
CU L8R	    - See You Later
CUL	    - See You Later
CUL8R..................See You Later
CYA	    - Cover Your A**  (Ascii ?)
d:-)	home run
DAG    Duh... and Grinning
DIIK	    - Damned If I Know
DILLIGAFF   - Do I Look Like I Give a Flying Figment
DLG	    - Devilish Little Grin
DNPM	    - Darn Near P***ed Myself
DOM	    - Dirty Old Man
EMSL   Evil Mad Scientist Laugh
EOD	    - End Of Discussion
EOL	    - End Of Lecture
ER	    - Hello
ERG    Escherian Recursive Grin
FITB	    - Fill In The Blank....
FUBAR..................F---ed up beyond all repair
FWIW	    - For What It's Worth
FYI	    - For Your Information
g      grin
G      bigger grin
GD&R...................Grinning, Ducking, and Running
GIWIST	    - Gee I Wish I'd Said That
GLG	    - Goofy Little Grin
GO PRI	    - Send Private Mail
GR 8	    - Great
HENG   Huge Evil Nasty Grin
IAC	    - In Any Case
IAE....................In Any Event
IANAL..................I Am Not A Lawyer
IAW....................In Accordance With
IMCO	    - In my considered opinion
IMHO	    - In My Humble Opinion
IMO	    - In My Opinion
INNEWATOK  INquiring NErd WAnts TO Know
IOW	    - In Other Words
JAWS   Jabbering Amateur Wickedly Silenced
JK     Just Kidding
KHYF...................Know how you feel
KISS	    - Keep It Simple Stupid
L8R	    - Later
LAG    Lunatic Assylum Grin
LING   Lexicological Imperialist Nyah-nyah Grin
LLAP	    - Live Long and Prosper - for Trekkies
LOL	    - Laughing Out Loud
LSL    Loud Screaming Laughter
LTMSH	    - Laughing 'Til My sides Hurt
LTNT...................Long time, no type
MAG    Machiavellian Anathematic Grin
NATITIRI   Not Attempting To Imply That It's Really Important
NBL	    - Not Bloody Likely
NFGAA  No Freaking Grin At All
NIMBY	    - Not in My Back Yard
NRN	    - No Reply Necessary
NTYMI..................Now that you mention it
O:-)	don't blame me - I'm an Angel
OAS....................On another subject
OIC	    - OH!, I See
OTOH	    - On The Other Hand
PAG    Psychoanalytical Grin
PEG    Pious Ecclesiastical Grin
PITA	    - Pain In The A**
PMETC	    - Pardon Me etc.
PMJI	    - Pardon My Jumping In
PMYMHMMFSWGAD - Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn.
POV	    - Point Of View
RAVE   Retch And Vomit Explosively
ROFL   Rolling on the Floor, Laughing
ROTFL	    - Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO    - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off
ROTM	    - Right On The Money
RSN	    - Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
RTFM	    - Read The "Fabulous" Manual
RTFM...................Read The "Fine" Manual
SITD	    - Still in the dark
SNAFU	    - Situation Normal - All Fouled Up
SNORK  Sarcastic Noise Of Recursive Keck
SOP	    - Standing Operational Proceedures
SOW....................Speaking of which
SYT	    - Sweet Young Thing
TANJ	    - There Ain't No Justice
TANSTAAFL   - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TIA	    - Thanks In Advance
TIC	    - Tongue in cheek
TINALO	    - This is not a legal opinion
TINAR	    - This is not a recommendation
TOBAL..................There oughta be a law
TOBG...................This oughta be good
TPTB	    - The Powers That Be
TRDMC..................Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TTBOMK	    - To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN	    - Ta Ta For Now
TTMS	    - Talk (TYPE) Me Soon
TTYL	    - Talk (or Type) To You Later
VBG    Very Big Grin
WIBAMU	    - Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle
WYSBYGI     - What You See Before You Get It
WYSIWYG     - What You See Is What You Get
WYTYSYDG    - What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
XBG    Xtra Big Grin
YAFA	    - Yet Another "Fine" Abbreviation
YIG    Yes, I'm Grinning