Another sad tale of youth wasted ....
   I'm too sexy for this conference...  
"            ,         !"    (Laryngitis)
"Beam me aboard, Scotty!"  "A 2x4, sir??"
"Format all 10?  Only 3 fit in the slot."
"Good morning!" is an opinion, not a greeting.
"Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used curses?
"Honey, what's 'Formatting Drive C:' mean?"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
"I'm Bart Simpson... who the hell are you?" - Bart Simpso
"Not tonight Honey, ...  I have a modem!"
New Movie:  "On Golden Pond" by I.P. Freely.
"Please return flight stewards to upright position."
"Sir, your llama just bit Ted Kennedy!!"
"Smerfs up!"  -- Spartacus
"Taco Bell" is NOT the Mexican phone company!
"Tagline thievery... coming up on the next Geraldo!"
"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." <Mae West>
"What we have here, is failure to communicate!"
$$$ not found --  A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy
( ( ( 390ø of Simulated Stereo! ) ) )
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing
(D)inner not ready:  (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
(Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 2.0!
(øUø) What are you lookin' at??
* I don't do windows, but OS/2 does.
*** The weather is here...wish you were great!
--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
...   If you can read this, BACK OFF!  ...
... llaW ehT ffO ,rorriM ,rorriM
... So simple a child could do it?  Go find me a child!
...and you spent how much to read these messages
...Noah had the first ARC program.
1 Gig is 1,073,741,824 bytes - NOT 1,000,000,000!
1/2'd Infantry, 1st Infantry Division!  Hang'em High!
100001000000 - Not just _any_ concept album!
14,400 baud or bust.....Hummmmmmmm, I'll take the bust!
1991 --- Half a century of Bob Dylan !
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2 þ
2.998e10 cm/sec. It's not just a good idea, its the law.
29á þ Imagination is more important than knowledge!
3 kinds of people: Those who can count; those who can't.
40.10 N  105.06 W  (plate tectonics notwithstanding)
4E 6F 73 79 2C 20 61 27 65 6E 27 74 20 79 6F 75 3F
8 of 10 Americans suffer from hemorrhoids. 2 enjoy them!
8 of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids the other 2 enjoy them.
90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
<-- Please put complaints in this box.  Write legibly.
<----Registered with beads and trinkets
?siht gnidaer uoy era yhW
A bird in the bush is better than one just overhead.
A book is the only immortality.
A chicken is how an egg makes another egg.
A clean desk is a sure sign of a sick mind!
A day without sunshine is like night.
A day without sunshine is like...night.
A good name is more desireable than great riches...
A hole is nothing, but you can break your neck in it!
A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far.
A liberal wants to put your money where his mouth is
A living example of Artificial Intelligence.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
A penny saved is ridiculous
A person in a passion rides a mad horse.
A royal Egyptian passing gas is a toot uncommon.
A seminar on time travel will be held 2 weeks ago!
A Shade Below Neon: not too bright!
A Smith and Wesson beats four of anything!
A stocked bar is the sign of a sedate(d) mind.
A VAX is virtually a computer, but not quite.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind!
A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
A)bort R)etry T)ake an axe to it?
¹~}É½~ ¨§®...Just kidding, your modem's OK.
Age is a hell of a price to pay for maturity.
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
aka  Guido, the Killer Software Engineer
Alimoney:  The fee a woman charges for name-dropping.
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
All it takes is patience and ingenuity.
All things Excellent are as difficult as they are rare!
All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Almost anything is easier to get into than out of ...
ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at F000:DEAD, dropping...(click)
Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much.
An elephant is a mouse using OS/2 ...
An open mind tolerates an empty one.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
And thank you for your support!
And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT
Another exploration in the black hole of time
Answers for the future from a history of solutions.
Any given program, once running, is obsolete.
Any program will expand to fill all memory PLUS ONE BYTE!
Any sufficiently advanced bug will become a feature.
Anyone know where this thing is from?????
Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there.
Are we having Fahrvergngen yet??
Are you into transmogrification, too?
Aren't spill chukkers grate?
Armed men are Citizens.  Unarmed men are Subjects.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
At the tagline, leave your number. We'll get back to you.
AT&GETMAIL&READMAIL&REPLY&STEALTAG
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Atheists have no one to talk to at orgasm!
Avoid a computer virus - practice safe HEX.
Bachelor: One who's footloose and fianc free
Back off, man ... I'm a scientist!
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
BAD cop!  NO doughnut!
Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem.  No Money?  Problem.
Bakker.  Swaggart.  Only 4 to go!
Barfingnewgen: German Car Sickness...
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore!
Before you start anything, make sure you can finish it!
Big or small We tax them all.
Big or small, the Democratic Congress taxes them all.
Biochemists wear designer genes.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.
Brain:  The apparatus with which we think that we think.
Buddy System: Someone who drowns with you.
Buffer: Programmer who works in the nude.
Bugs? I just program in undocumented features.
Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.
Burn the flag, but tie yourself to it first.
C Code. C Code Run. Run Code Run.... PLEASE!
C program run.  C program crash.  C programmer quit.
C++:  Operations at a 90ø angle to reality!
C++? C++ what?
C/C++: So simple a child could do it? Go find me a child!
Cabbie:  Migratory lifeform with a tropism for parties!
Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?
Can I go now?
Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?
Canada?  What part of Texas is that in?
Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\>
Cannibals aren't vegetarian; they're humanitarian.
Captain! Someone has snorted all the dilithium crystals!
CHARISMA: An ass-hole with a Personality.
Chernobyl used OS/2
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Children: the most common sexually transmitted disease!
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Click..Click..Click..Damn!  Out of taglines!
Clinton never inhaled.   Brown has never exhaled.
Clinton never inhaled.  Brown has never exhaled.
Clone:  What IBM wished it had built first.
Closed captioned for the hearing impaired.
Cole's Law:  Thinly sliced cabbage
Coming Soon....Turbo Edlin
Common to all battered women: Don't know when to shut up!
COMPLAINTS > NUL
Computer HurricaneÄÄÄ> 
Computer VirusÄÄÄ> 
Condom Commercial: Slip It On, Before You Slip It In
Confused ?   Try Using EDLIN w/ EZ-Reader or SLMR!
Congress' reality check just bounced, too!
Congress:  living example of Artificial Intelligence
Congress:  Prime example of Artificial Intelligence!
Cow: A machine that makes grass palatable for humans.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it!
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Washington, DC
CURSOR: What you become when your system crashes.
Daddy, what is this big red butto(*^&^ NO CARRIER
DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Death, Taxes, Borland upgrade notices...
Delivered by Electronic Sleddogs.....Woof!
Depending on the problem, this is the solution!
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
DesqView?   ...Gesundheit!
DEVICEHIGH:  Your device driver on drugs.
Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
Diplomacy:  Saying "Nice Doggy"... until you find a gun.
Diplomacy:  Saying "Nice Doggy"... until you find a rock.
Diplomacy: the Vaseline of political intercourse.
Dis tagline wuz stole frum de souf of Dixeee.
DISCLAIMER - This is a non-disclaimer, disclaimer.
Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art!
DIVORCE    @ECHO Y | DEL C:\WIFE\*.*
Do I have this configured righ NO CARRIER
Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this tag!
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
Do televangelists do more than lay people?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do you know how to keep a BBSer in suspense?
Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol?
DOGS crawl under GATES, SOFTWARE under WINDOWS
Doing an honest day's work for an honest day's beating!
Doing my part to preserve order in the universe
Don't ask me - I'm making this up as I go!
Don't believe in miracles. Rely on them.
Don't believe the liberal media!
Don't disturb me more than I already am!
Don't fall over the Fourth Step.
Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep
Don't let school interfere with your education
Don't pay your exorcist and you'll be repossessed!
Don't question authority; it doesn't know either.
Don't sneak up in front of me like that!
Don't take life seriously; You won't get out alive anyway
Don't talk unless you can improve on silence.
Don't trip over the Fourth Step.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
DOS is todays CP/M - Windows is tomorrows CP/M!
DOS TIP:  Wait for OS/2
DOS:  Never Having to live Hand-to-Mouse.
Dos:Venerable      Windows:Vulnerable       OS/2:Viable
DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
Down with the government-sanctioned ABA monopoly!
Dracula was a vein man...
Drawing on my fine command of the language:  Up Yours!
Drink Pool Side - Enjoy the recession!
Drive A: not responding.. .Formating C: instead
Drive only if your brain can steer!
Dumb luck beats sound planning every time!
Early American Viet Nam Vet - Paid in Full
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Elephant Graveyard-Washington, DC
Energizer Bunny Arrested -- Charged with Battery.
Enquiring minds couldn't care less!
ERROR #456: Computer not found..We've been robbed!!!
Error - Operator out of memory!
ERROR:  RUM&COKE.DRK Unexpected EOF ... Operator Loaded!
Eternity?  Straight ahead, turn left at infinity
Ever stop to think ... and forget to start again?
Everybody lies about sex!
Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd all be single!
Evil won't kill us; apathy & lethargy will
Evil won't kill us; Democrats & lethargy will!
Evolution is God's way of issuing updates.
Excellent time to become a missing person.
Excuse me for butting in, I'm interrupt-driven.
Exercise daily.  Eat wisely.  Die ANYWAY.
Expert:  Some unknown drip under pressure.
F.A.R.T.: Fathers Against Radical Teenagers
Faith is not wanting to know what is true!
Feel good?  Don't worry; you'll get over it!
Feeling suicidal? Wear red and beam down.
Fire Congress!  Let's hire a Dictator.
Fire Congress!  Let's hire Juan Valdez.
First rule of Tinkering:  Save all the Parts!
Fishermen always have long rods.
Flash! Kodak monopolizes convenience store! Film at 7-11
Fools and their money become popular quickly.
For every bell shaped curve there are two extremes
Forget the Joneses... I can't keep up with the SIMPSONS!
Four minus two is one and the same.
Free Canada, Trade Mulrooney!
Free speech costs more.
Friction is a drag.
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.
Friends come and go. Enemies accumulate.
Friends don't let friends drink and post.
Friends don't let friends vote Democratic!
From now on I think for myself! Is that okay, dear?
German word for constipation, Farfrompoopin!
Girl ByteÄÄÄ>
Give me 38,400 or give me death!
God didn't make us all equal.  Sam Colt did!
God is real, unless declared integer.
God must of loved assholes, He made enough of them
Going to fly?  Walk!  You'll get there faster!
Good grief, it's 10:19 pm! I gotta get a life!
Gravity doesn't exist. The Earth sucks.
Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
Great minds think alike and fools never differ.
Group Forecasting: Rhythm Method of Birth Control
Group Insurance:  A gross of condums.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Gun Control:  Ability to hit what you aim at!
Gun Control:  Ability to kill what you aim at!
Gun Control: America's National Anathema!
HACK ATTACK coming on...Please Stand Back!!!
Hams do it with FREQUENCY, till their GIGAHERTZ!
Hangover:  "The Wrath of Grapes"
Happiness is Earth in your rear view mirror.
Happiness won't buy money.
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
Have you crashed your Windows today?
Have you kicked your computer today???
Having a war?  You too can hire the US Military!
He isnt dead; He's electroencephalographically challenged
He who laughs last probably made a backup.
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of woman scorned!
Hello, I am part number ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³
Help Beautify America - Drop Dead!
Help lose 150 ugly pounds - drop dead!
Help prevent global warming; close your mouth!
HELP! I'm being Qmailed to death.
HEY! Don't pick up that phonJIf+>+Aoa~c++
Hey! Don't pick up that pho×¯»á½ÃÒç
Hey, you've got a nice baud!
Hi, I'm from the government.  I'm here to help you.
High School Teacher: Teaches it because they can't do it!
Hindsight is the ONLY exact science!
Hire the morally handicapped
His motives aren't suspect - they're convicted!
Homosexual Safecracker:  Person who blows safes.
Homosexuality:  Equation for Insanity!
Hope is a waking dream.
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How do they get teflon to stick to the pans?
How much to downgrade to Microsoft C-- ?
How much to downgrade to Turbo C-- ?
Howdy, ah'm a taigline fum Jawja.
I aim to please, and shoot to kill!
I am an Alien in the cosmos.
I am the root of some evil...send some money
I brake for programmers, but not to hard.
I Came, I Saw, I Left.
I can yell "Movie" in a crowded firehouse!
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left!
I can't use my A.M. radio in the afternoons!?!
I can't use Windows.  My cat ate my mouse.
I didn't cheat, I just changed the Rules!!
I don't have all the answers, just those that count.
I don't have all the answers-just the ones that matter!
I don't have energy, I "AM" Energy!
I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' TAGLINE
I don't read msgs. I just look for Taglines.
I don't want to go back in time - I have relatives there!
I feel much more like I do now than I did when I came in.
I file by decade - but I work slow!
I forgot my password, and I can't call up...
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...
I have seen the truth, and it makes no sense.
I haven't lost my mind, its backed up on tape somewhere!
I object to sex on TV.  I keep falling off!
I slept thro the Micholanglic' scare of '92
I smashed a Window and saw... OS/2.
I think we're ALL bozos on this board.
I took up gardening as a hobby, but I only grew tired.
I used to be amused. Now I'm just bored.
I used to be indecisive - Now I'm not so sure!
I Usually operate at a 90ø angle to reality
I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.
I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.
I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd rather be ... programming
I'll have your memory erased so fast, you'll never forget
I'll play fair if I get to make up the rules$
I'm a consultant because I'd rather be self-unemployed.
I'm as serious as a dead convenience store clerk.
I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing.
I'm from Georgia -- what country are YOU from?
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
I'm in shape ... square's a shape isn't it?
I'm much too young to feel this damned old
I'm not an MCP!! Some of my best friends are bimbos.
I'm not lost... I'm "locationally challenged".
I'm not Opinionated.  I'm just always RIGHT!
I'm not the fastest programmer, but I'm the most carefull
I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me.
I'm sorry. You have been temporarily disconnected!
I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes.
I've beamed down......AND I CAN'T BEAM UP!!
I've been tested positive for E.I.B.
I've been tested positive for E.I.S.
I've got Multiple Personality Disorder; and so do I.
I've seen C++. And it ain't pretty!
I've upped my standards...now up yours!
I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead!
IBM:  Inferior, but Marketable.
If all else fails, read the directions!
If at first we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure!
If at first you don't succeed, Format C:
If at first you don't succeed..skydiving isn't for you!
If I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you!
If it doens't fit, cast it.
If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.
If it isn't broken, don't fix it.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
IF Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
If port of destination is not known, no wind is favorable
If speed scares you, try Micro$oft Windows
If this doesn't work, UPGRADE!
If this thing's so foolproof, why won't it work for me?
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure
If Windows sucked it would be good for something.
If you can't make it big, make it good.
If you hear an onion ring, please answer it.
If you require someone to change you require them to lie.
If you suspect a man, don't employ him
If you want her to show emotion, cut up her credit cards.
If you want it done right, don't write it for Windows.
If you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen 'em all.
if(u_cn_rd_ths) u = c_prgmr;
Ifyoucanreadthis,youspendtoomuchtimefiguringouttaglines.
Ignorance is temporary. Stupidity is forever...
Illegitimae Non Carborundum !
In case of death: Don't use elevators.  Stay calm.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing!
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
Incontinence hotline...Can you hold please?
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Infinite Limit: Woman with a driver's license.
Infinite Limits: Woman with a driver's license.
INFLATION is when the BUCK does'nt stop ANYWHERE.
Innuendo:  Italian Suppository
Inquiring minds don't give a damn!
Integrity forged on the anvil of experience!
Inventory Liquidation:  A Hystorectomy.
Inventory Management:  Pocket Pool!
Inventory Planning:  Birth Control.
Iraqi Bingo: B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117...
Is politics a legitimate form of entertainment?
Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ...
It appears to be a Romulan Warbi^õøûéÞNO CARRIER
It just don't get no better than this!
It takes a long time to grow an old friend
It's 10PM, Do you know where your software is??
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
It's been Monday aaaaaaaaallllllll week!
It's called getting it in the NEC
It's deja vu all over again.
It's hard to be humble when you're perfect.
It's hard to type when you gotta go Baaaad... ummmmm...
It's just a jump to the left..........
It's my birthday today! Hooway.
It's my party and I'll Snubb who I want!
It's never as easy as you think
It's not dead, it just smells that way.
It's not just a hobby, it's an adventure!
It's not my FAULT
It's not pretty being easy.
It's not the heat; it's the humility
It's not worth it.  I'm going back to bed.
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
It's starting to rain! .SQZ the animals into the .ARC !
It's the battle of the wigwams and the fighting's intents
It's usually easier to get forgiveness than permission.
It's what I mean not what I say!
It's Wise To Know Enough To Not Know Too Much
Its GOOD to be the King! (Mel Brooks)
Its hard being BLUE; or was it BLUE being hard?
Its rarely fun, never easy, and always expensive!
Its time to draw the line in the dirt.
Itseemsalittlecrowdedinheredontyouthink?
Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate
Jerry Brown loves Ronald Reagan.
Jesse Jackson: The Disk Crash of political candidates.
Jesse Jackson: The EDLIN of political candidates.
Jesus is coming back, and boy, is he ticked!
Jesus saves, passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!
Jesus:"Come Forth Moses", but he came 5th, lost the race.
Jimi Hendrix's modem was a Purple Hayes.
Joe, did you get Jean's ANSI figured out yet?
Joggers and zodiacs and darts, WTF!
John loves Mary; Too bad he's married to Su.
John loves Mary; Too bad he's married to Sue.
Join D.A.M.  -  Mothers Against aixelsyD
Join D.A.M.  -  Mothers Against Dyslexia
Join Taglines Anonymous.  We can help.
Join the joyride!
Jose Canseco - role model for the '90's???
Just 'cause it won't work; YOU think its buggy
Just a dime-store ring from a Crackerback Jox
Just a lil angel with a dirty face.
Just a little pin-prick... there'll be no more...
Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR
JUST ANOTHER INMATE IN THIS ASYLUM!
Just because you say it doesn't make it true.
Just don't say something, stand there!
Just My Opinion (But I'm Right!)
Just say NO! to Pc Tools...
Just say YO!
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
Just Visiting This Planet . . .
Just Visiting This Planet . . .and Yech!  Does it smell!
Just what chicken and which road are we talking about?
Just when you got it all figured out:  An UPGRADE!
Justice delayed is justice denied
Justify my text?  I'm sorry but it has no excuse.
JVC-the Northgate of the VCR world
keepin' up with the Joneses is killin' me
Keptin, a Romulan Wessel ahead!"  "A _wessel_, Mr.Chekov?
Kharma rules, I'm serious!
KILL the S.O.B. - THEN count to 10.
Kill the wabbit!!!  Kill the wabbit!!!
Kinky: Using A Feather. Sick: Using The Whole Chicken
Kiss me and show no mercy!
Kiss my ASCII
Kissy!  Not Quite the right name!
Klaatu Barada Nicotine!!!
Klaatu, Virada Nicto!
Knock firm but softly. I like soft firm knockers!
Know of what you speak, speak of what you know!
Know what I mean?  Wink, wink.  Nudge, nudge! 
Ladies & Gentlemen, Elvis has left the bldg.
LAN-WAN:  Chinese AT&T.
LANtmine  A server on the verge of crashing.
Laptops are expensive toys.I can not afford 1
Large Cheese Pizza UPC Code ->  ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³
Laser printers are great but EXPENSIVE....
Lawyers collect on marital bonds!
Lawyers do it in their briefs.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find my own way
Lead me not to temptation, I can find it myself!
Learn a new mating position - Play chess.
Learn about Asia. Read Eric Van Lustbader !
Learning is a wondrous thing!
Learning is the Candy Store of Life!
Length of a meeting is square the number of people there
Less is more.
Let my people go!  ú  Land of Goshen......
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Let's all get together and sing pumpkin carols.
Let's do some crimes.
Let's Drop the Big One Now.
Let's have a war.
Let's hope Pee Wee can beat it and get off.
LET'S MAKE A DEAL
Let's see here...<ctrl>-<alt>-<del>...Oh no!Oops
Let's share our surpluses.  Everybody wins.
Let's talk about him in front of his back!
Let's trade and be ahead together.
Let's you and him fight
Lets Go Mets!
Libertarian Party HQ, free info # : BR-549
Life is a series of rude awakenings
Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it!
Life is but a dream
Life is full of little suprises - Pandora
Life is just one big Beta-Test cycle!
Life is like an onion.
Life is one situation you'll never get out of alive!
Life is short.  Play hard.
Life is too short to learn Z-Modem !
Life is too short to wait in lines.
Life is uncertain - buy the luxuries first!
Life isn't real, it's just an emulation
Life Sucks and then you marry one who won't...
Life was so much easier before law school <sigh>
Life with pets is never dull.
Life! Don't talk to me about life!
Life: What happens while you're making other plans
Listening is best done in silence.
LIVE FREE -- consult your Blue Pages for details.
Living: The best demonstration of victory over mortality.
London (081-4478244) (2:440/25)
Look, its a babble fish:    ><>     øúù<><   ><>úø
Love is grand  ...  Divorce is twenty grand!
MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The OS Hangs!
Make friends with SYSOPs; [P]age at 3:00 a.m.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.
Make them eat wake
Man and wife make one fool.
Man should BE upright, not be KEPT upright.
Manual?..................What Manual??!?!
Mary had a little lamb, then the police were called!
May you live in interesting times.
Me...a skeptic?  I trust you have proof.
Member, Cadavers Union Local B-943
Memory is a thing we forget with.
Menstrual cycle - has three wheels.
Mental Floss helps prevent Moral Decay.
MicroSoft is the mother of all screw-ups!
Midnite Rider:  Horny husband at 2:30 a.m.
Modem:  What landscapers do to dem lawns!
Moral Indignation:  Jealousy with a Halo.
Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better.
Most folks know more about cricket than Economics!
MSI - Bringing it all together in '92 or is it already?
MSI - Trying to FINALLY get it together in '92.
Multitasking:  Screwing up several things at once.
My AUTOEXEC.BAT is a vampire.
My computer is working, and I'm on a break!
My computer never loc
My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
My EGO is better than your EGO!
My kingdom for a beer; half my beer for a woman.
My mind is like a computer... obsolete.
MY MY red riding hood what NICE <slap> you have!!!!!!!!!
My reality check just bounced.
My tagline is in the shop. This is a loaner.
My wife ran off with my best friend. I sure do miss him!
Name of new Zen laxative:  All Things Must Pass...
Never go to bed mad! Stay up and fight!
Never judge a man by his taglines.
Never mind the facts - feed the rumours
Never moon a werewolf...
Never show your poker buddies card tricks!
Never take a beer to a job interview.
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
New Highway gets Railroaded.
No bath cures ignorance, but drowning would help.
No more lawyers?  No more freedom!!!
No more lawyers?  No more pettifoggery!!
No one can take advantage of his own wrong.
No wonder.  Saddam Hussein is a lawyer!
No, I am Not a Control(ed) Character!
Nobody ever ruins eyesight by looking on the bright side!
Nonexistance is, after all, a bit of a dead end.
Not much of a tag line, but it's mine.
Not ready, error reading user's mind.ÿ
Nothing damages new truth like old error.
Nothing improves with age.
Nothing is 100% certain, bug free, or IBM compatible.
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Nothing ruins the truth more than the facts!
Novel sent 3,800 disks with Stoned III virus.
Now somebody's gotta go back and git a sh!!load of dimes
NR] þ Bless me father for I have SIMMed.
NR] þ Floggings will continue until morale improves.
NR] þ If it doesn't fit get a larger hammer!
NR] þ Our father who art in Monterey hallowed be thy DOS
NYC: Hell with a sales tax.
Of course I tessssted it.
Oh my GOD!  My computer's caught Windows!
Oh no! A viruö©¯§×õ
OK! Second star on the right and then WHERE??
OKIDATA:  Quality Assurance by Japan.
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.
On a clear day, I can DESQview forever...
On a clear disk you can seek forever
On a quiet night in Georgia you can hear the Fords rust.
On a quiet night you can hear the Fords rust.
Once I rose above the noise and confusion...
One man's Windows are another man's walls.
Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
Only my modem knows for sure.
Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally.
Open Windows lets bugs fly in.
Optimism most flourishes in the lunatic asylum.
Optimist sees donut - pessimist sees hole.
OS/2 - Not just another pretty program loader!
OS/2 Version 2: taking the wind out of Windows
OS/2: Bill Gate's worst nightmare!
OS/2: Windows the way it SHOULD have been!
OS/2: Windows with bullet-proof glass.
o^o  Isn't this the OFF-TOPIC conference?
Papa Smurf for President; his neigbours for Congress
Parallel Paths:  Death and Homosexuality!
Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload.
PASCAL programmers are blind - they do not "C"!
Pathology:  The intense study of paths.
PC Programmers do it 32 bits at a time!
PeeWeeDOS: seek error reading hard di[s|c]k C:
People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care.
People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
Politically INCorrect -- and damn proud of it!
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
Politics: Root(s):[a] Poly-Many; [b]Tics-Bloodsuckers
Polygamy: One wife too many.   Monogamy: the same.
Popularity is not the same as validity.
Portions of this message have been pre-recorded.
Poured spot remover on my dog, now he's gone
Power corrupts. Absolute power is (what the SC wants)
Practice Safe Hex - Duplicate Your Bits...
Predestination was doomed from the start.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Printer's do it without wrinkling the sheets!
Procrastination Day Has Been Postponed!
Programmers "C" it differently!
Programmers assemble!
Programmers do it bit by bit!
Programmers do it in loops.
Programmers do it in many languages.
Programmers do it in Turbo!
Programmers do it logically!
Programmers do it right the first time!
Programmers do it with a Hard Drive!
Programmers do it with algo-rithyms!
Programmers have a higher baud rate!
Programmers have random access memory!
Programmers love dual floppies!
Programmers love their tools!
Programmers need more input/output!
Programmers stick to the BASICs!
Programmers take bigger Bytes!
Programmers Use Extended Memory!
Programming: It's not a job, it's an adventure!
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out!
Proverbial excrement hits oscillating wind device
Psychobabble:  CNN at 2:30 a.m.
Psychocermamics:  The Study of Crackpots!
Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel.
Put on your seatbelt. I wanna try something!
QEMM Exception #13: L)ockup, L)ockup, or L)ockup?
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure...
Read my lips -- no new taxes.  -  Gorge Bu$h
Real men write self-modifying code.
REAL programmers use "COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE"
REALITY.SYS Corrupted--Universe Unrecoverable
REALITY.SYS Corrupted.  (R)eboot Universe?
Reality:  The Nightmare you just awoke into.
Redundancy is prohibitively disallowed, again.
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.
Rejection: when your imaginary friends won't talk to you.
Relax! It's only a risk until it happens...
Remember when safe sex was not getting caught in the act?
Resistance Is Useless!   (If < 1 ohm)
Rotisserie:  A Ferris wheel for chickens.
s.w. La. where the chemicals meet the water.
Sail to Alpha Centauri?  Why not?
Sanity is no benefit in an insane society!
Sanity is the admission of reality into one's mind.
Sanity is the admission of reality into the mind.
Save a tree.  Eat a beaver.
Save the whales.  Collect the whole set!
Say, that new Seagate of yours an IDE??  NO, it's a DOA!!
Screw the mug, give me a caffeine I.V. !!!
SCUD Light!  Misses the spot every time.
Seagate: Masters of MFM, RLL, IDE, ESDI, SCSI and DOA!
SELF: The free will run Riot!
Sexy women are nature's way of saying "Keep it up!"
Shakespeare married an Avon lady.
Shareware author dies, .GIF at 11:00.
Shouldn't C++ have been called D?!
Shufflin' thru' the parkin' lot of an invisible 7-11
Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers!
Silly Wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
Silly wabbit, tricks are for hookers!
Sit down!  You're rocking MY boat.
Skydiving:  Gravity powered, adrenaline fueled!
Skydiving:  Gravity powered, adrenaline fueled! Ahhhhhh..
Slaying foul maidens and rescuing fair dragons!
Smartass:  An ass hole with a brain!
Socialism is a totally bankrupt idea
Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.
Software is really HardHumanWare!
Some days I look my best in a thick fog.
Some make their mark, other's leave it.
Sorry, a fatal error has occured. You're dead.
Speaking for myself -- and I am unanimous in this ...
Speech Teachers do it orally.
Speed Kills.  Use Microsoft Windows.
Speed scare you?  Use MS-Windoze 3.0!
Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets!
Stay back!  I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!!
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K...
Stupidity got us into this mess; why can't it get us out?
Success is NOT how far you got!
Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.
Sum buddy learns me sumthing every day!
Support medical examiners ÄÄ die strangely!
Support Unrestricted Communications:  Get a divorce.
Sure I can help you out!  Which way did you come in?
Surge Protectors-Condums for Computers!
SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now.  No SYSOPs.
Syntax? Why not, they tax everything else
Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer
SYSOPs never die, they just smell that way!
SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue...
System halted.  There is NOTHING you can do.
T-Recall BBS: Harder disks, bigger bits, tighter ASCII!
Tag? You're it!
Tagline ERROR:  Contact your System's Programmer
Tagline Lotto:  ²²²²²²²²<- Scratch here for prize
Tagline switch set to AutoSteal
Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..."
Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned.
Taxation with representation is THEFT!
That concept looks like a chicken in a windstorm.
That which is not eternal is already outdated.
That which is not eternal is already outdated. C.S.Lewis
That's no rumor - it's an unconfirmed fact!
The 2nd amendment guarentees all the other amendments.
The backup's not over 'til the FAT table sings!
The bigger they are, the harder they hit you.
The bonkerser I go, the bonkerser I seem.
The Doctor is in! How's that penicillin working?
The Doctor is in! Turn your head and cough please.
The Doctor will see you now. Please disrobe!
The dog's best friend is a full food bowl.
The end is not in sight..., but the Sight is in the end!
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
The human male ego is a very fragile element.
The ice is thinest where there is the most heat.
The law disregards trifles!
The law neither does nor requires idle acts.
The Maximum Effective Range of an Excuse is Zero!
The more I know about WINDOWS, the more I like DesqView!
The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.
The opposite of PROgress is CONgress
The plural of "spouse" is "spice".
The Procrastinators Anonymous meeting has been postponed.
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple
The reports of OS/2s death are greatly exxagerated...
The road to success is always under construction!
The Universe is a figment of its own imagination!
The Universe is a figment of its own imagination.
The US Congress' reality check just bounced, too!
The wealth of a people is the people.
The world is coming to an end.  Please log-off.
The worst thing about censorship is ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ.
There are lies, damn lies, and statistics.
There is never enough beer, sex or disk space!
There is no way they can get over here!
There is three errers in this tagline.
There's no such thing as a free lunch!
There's nothing wrong with Windows a reformat won't fix!
There's the hard way, then there is my way!
Thhis takline iz slitely out of cofus.
This car stops for no apparent reason...
This is a chain-tag.  I've been stolen <10> times.
This is your brain on bugs..Any Questions?
This is your Brain: OS/2; your brain on UNIX $*#$(%!%!()%
This tagline is just passing through....................
This Tagline is SHAREWARE!  To Register, send $5.
This tagline is umop apisdn
This tagline protected by the National Security Agency.
This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!
This tagline stolen by Total Recall BBS!
This was my brain on what? Bugs? I ain't got bugs!
This was my brain on what????
Those who trade freedom for security don't deserve either
Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
Time keeps everything from happening all at once.
To boldly go where no one else is dumb enough!
To call a man an ass is to insult the jackass.  M.Twain
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
To ERR is human. To blame others is Politics...
To get the point, rub a porcupine backwards.
To iterate is human, to recurse divine!
To know is nothing; to imagine is everything
To learn a foreign language get a 'Sleeping' dictionary.
To test a man's character, give him power.
To whom should I go to for some self-help?
Tolerance:  Suspicion the other person is right!
Too much computing = Terminal exhaustion.
Took an hour to bury the wive, she wouldn't stop moving!
Total Recall BBS ...  Micro Focus COBOL Cum Laude
Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore...
truth exists in ethnic reality
Tyrants like an unarmed populous.
U need little teeny eyes for reading little teeny print
UFO's are real, the US Air Force doesn't exist.
UFOs!  Truck drivers of the Universe.
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Unsolicited advice answers unasked questions
UPGRADE:  Condum with a splint!
US Contress - A Harrowing Pathological Portrait.
Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment
Use tasteful words, You might have to eat them.
VIRTUAL REALITY: If you can't handle the real thing!
Virus Researcher:  Scientist with AIDS.
Virus strikes African antelope -- Gnus at 10
Visions and expertise at 90ø angle to reality!
Void where prohibited.
Vote incumbents OUT!
V_o^o_V:  Things that go Bump on the Keyboard.
Wanderers and nomads have gone to see their chieftains.
Wanna die young?  Snort Dandelions.
Want the right answer?  Ask the right question!
WARNING: Do not attempt this at home.
Was it love?  Or just the idea of BEING in love?
Wasting time is an important part of living.
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
We don't have no 3.5's here!
We need more unemployed politicians.
We'll try to stay serene & calm, when AL gets the bomb
We've been giving you a break for years, get back to work
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A happy Rhodesian Ridgeback!
What has 4 legs and an arm?  A happy Pit Bull!
What I'd really like to do is a felony!
What is this key for æÝhßK@.ßÅð NO CARRIER
What is this key for?  æÝhßK@.ßÅð NO CARRIER
What'cha mean you want documentation ?
What's another word for thesaurus?
When all is said and done, more is said then done.
When DOS grows up it wants to be OS/2
When Gilgamesh arrived Jericho had already fallen.
When in doubt, mumble.  When in trouble, delegate.
When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking!
When the going gets weird, the weird travels.
When you're in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship
White House Hotline:  BR-549
Who was that masked interrupt?
Why are elves chaotic? Brownian motion.
Why can't life have a "Snooze" button?
Why do I get the feeling that this is a setup?
Why do they call them briefings when they take SO LONG?
Why do tornadoes only hit trailer parks?
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway???
Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there?
Why is it called "rush hour" if it's so damn slow?
WINDOWS - A "MAKE WORK" project for computers!
Windows doesn't kill you, it's the glass when it crashes.
Windows isn't crippleware-It's "Fuctionally Challenged".
Windows NT: Vapourware of the desperate and scared.
WINDOWS, from the people that brought you EDLIN!
Windows:  an 80486 to XT Conversion Kit.
Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
Windows?  WINDOWS?!  Hahahahahehehehehohohoho...
Windoze - The CP/M of the future!
Windws is ine for bckgroun comunicaions
Wine, women and cheese ALL improve with age...
Witches use brooms cause nature abhors a vaccuum!
With schizophrenia you're never alone!
Without Time Everything Would Happen At Once!
Woah! Was that a wormhole, or did I drink too much?
WOMAN.ZIP - great program, but no dox!
Women fake orgasms, Men fake foreplay.
Words cannot describe what I want in this tagline.
Worry is as effective as shoveling smoke.
Worst case -- your 'HELP' button disintegrates
Would George be president if his name was Harry?
Would you like your crow roasted, baked or grilled?
WWhhaatt   ddooeess   dduupplleexx    mmeeaann??
Xenobiology was never my fort.
Yeah, but what's the speed of dark?
Yesterday is simply a reflection of tomorrow.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
You can't fall off the floor...
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem.
You just can't beat cubic inches!
You know you're dieting when stamps taste good!
You know you're there, when they steal your tags!
You now have 10 minutes to reach a safe distance.
You show me yours ... and I'll laugh!
You smash it - and I'll build around it.
You're a legand in your own mind!
You're a legend in your own mind!
You're not old, You're chronologically disadvantaged
You're not old,You're chronologically disadvantaged
You've run Toolbook and your CPU still works?!??!?
Your karma ran over my dogma
Ze French Binary Cod = 11¢111¢111¢11¢1
_ _ _ _ _ _ ////|||||||||||||| < domino effect at work.
º 770 ºSupport a Japanimation conference!
ÍÍ186,000 miles per second -- it's the LAW!ÍÍ
ÛÛ²²±±°° IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE °°±±²²ÛÛ
ç  ÚÂ¿Ã¿  $îx  ôôîç$  r  îî$¡gÃ¿ç.
êêêêêêêêêêê   <-- Camel chorus line
(øø)ÿ Never miss a good chance to shut up. ÿ(øø)
Religion keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
WOMAN.ZIP:  Great program but doesn't come with docs!
My cow died so I don't need your bull anymore
We sweat so we don't catch fire when making love.
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
Money Talks!  Mine always says goodbye!
Biology grows on you.
"Format all 10?  Only 3 fit in the slot!
I've finally got this ficts, fics, fixd...
Do female Mounties always get their man?
Minute Rice is now microwaveable.........Why?
You can't have everything ... where would you put it?
Test Tagline, isn't this too interesting?
Everything's back to normal. Damn.
I'll show you the life of the mind!
Support the right to grind up fetuses in the Dispozall.
The penalty for bigamy is 2 mothers-in-law.
Sex in a cornfield:  Porn on the cob?
The power to warp men's minds !
** EXITING FROM SOAPBOX MODE **
When censorship works, you don't know it.
Taglines are the bumper stickers of the '90s.
He who throws mud loses ground
"Brought to you by the Cowlifornia Milk Cooperatives"
If only Einstein had a 486DX-33....
If worms carried 45's, what would the early bird do??
If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost!
Is it possible to feel gruntled?
A productive drunk is the bane of moralists.
He who throws mud loses ground.
Lampoon - a device for harpooning lambs
Let fear belong to the enemy and victory will be ours!
Users:  Keep them dry and don't feel them after midnight!
A man with a gun is always allowed to speak his mind.
Battle smells of bravery, weakness is an odor all its own
"Seek not the truth from behind your falsehoods!"
-[]  Everyone is entitled to my opinion  []-
Everyone grab their handbasket.  The next stop is Hell.
Living with saints is tougher than being one.
Nut 'N Raisen:   breakfast for the impotent!
Politically Incorrect -- and damn proud of it!
ÍÄÄÍÿ We're lost but we're making good time. ÿÍÄÄÍ
What would a chair look like if your knees were reversed?
Any damn fool can predict the past.
The scenery only changes for the lead dog.
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Taxes: Just another name for robbery!
Jerk:  What is found on both ends of fishing lines.
This lonely tagline seeking mate.
Raising kids is like trying to herd cats!
Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
Press all the keys at once to continue...
Gun Control: Hitting what you aim at.
Support your local neighborhood Witch Doctor, Pinhead!
Drugs, their not just for breakfast anymore!
A hot tub has melted many an ice cube.
I have had just about all I can take of myself.
Service is the sum of many little things done well.
Don't fall over the Fourth Step!
Gross Ignorance: 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance
The 4 Food Groups: Caffine, Chocolate, Sugar, and Sex.
Death is like everything else, its all in the timing!
AIDS is behaviour induced and behaviour prevented.
Expert:  Someone who knows everything about nothing!
If that's the best you can do, I suggest you leave!
Mother nature is a bitch.--Murphys Law #8
We've missed you; we'll aim better next time!
Liberals want to put your money where their mouth is!
Excellent time to become a missing person...
Baby oil is NOT made by squeezing dead babies...
Dolly Parton to Mrs. Folger: Yes, they are mountain grown
You've got more guts than a road kill.....
Steal all you want, we'll make more...
Bush??? Read my tagline "Not gonna do it."
Get your modem runnin', Head out for the Highwaves!
The wise open their minds, but a fool opens his mouth.
I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited power.
Date Catholic girls, they never confess ...
Hi, I'm from the US government.  I'm here to help you!
A pistol in every nightstand & a rifle in every pickup
One should forgive one's enemies,but not before they hang
Do you always hit the nail right on the thumb?
Onward and to the Right ............>
My pistol has a bigger bore, and holds more rounds.
Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
Jet engine theory:  Suck, squeeze, bang, blow...
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
Welcome friendship with open heart and mind.
Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain.
Oh, no! Not another learning experience!
ä Catnip Research Has Not Kept Pace With Other Sciences.
SLEEP:that fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off
Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
KIDS!! Please DON'T try this at home.!
There's a great woman behind every idiot.
Syntax? Why not, they tax everything else!
A sword sometimes misses it's mark - a bouquet never.
The village idiot has a right to be heard but not heeded
I'm sorry...were the voices in my head bothering you?
Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion?
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
US Congress - A Harrowing Pathological Portrait.
Lynch mobs don't think about tomorrow...
Any sufficiently advanced magic looks like technology.
I have a firm grip on reality.  Now I can strangle it.
May Trollsnot cling to your eyelashes for ever!
May your resume be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue!
When lawyers make laws, laws will benefit lawyers.
Last year many lives were caused by accidents
Earth is 98% full...please delete anyone you can.
This is a fried egg on drugs.  Any questions?
Bald spot? It's a solar panel for a sex machine.
A Gay's First Aid Kit, vaseline and listerine.
I was an only child. Eventually.
Why can't I use my A.M. radio in the afternoons!?!
A real man takes care of his children!
A true friend walks in when everyone else leaves.
Socialism. Get everyone down to the lowest common level.
Talk is cheap.  Using a modem gets expensive.
The cost of feathers has risen... Now even DOWN is up!
When I want your advice, I'll beat it out of you
If you don't think women are explosive, drop one!!
We are what we pretend to be.
Our mission: to boldly stay home and BBS!
May Trollsnot cling to your eyelashes forever!
A wise person sees as much as ought, not as much can.
Feminism was created so ugly women could mix with others
When the going gets tough--the tough go get a club
I've already told you more than I know.
Marriage is the belief that one woman differs from others
We want peaceful relations, or we'll blow up your country
Hypocrisy: the Vaseline of political intercourse
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups
If I follow you home, will you keep me?
Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug
Wish that I was on old Rocky Top, up in the TN hills...
To err is human; more than that requires an attorney.
Hope is a shooting a homosexual with his boyfriend.
If we don't succeed, we increase our chance of failure.
Camshaft Grinders do it with more lift and duration!
I'm leaving my body to Science Fiction
Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
American by birth - Southern by the grace of God.
The A-Bomb Built by lazy Americans, Tested in Japan
Death - a negative patient-care outcome.
Gross Ignorance: 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance!
If it isn't borken, don't fix it.
Message re-edited while stoned.
Do I have a lifestyle yet?
Do you have a lifestyle yet?
Ok! I'm weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.
Aids is a behaviorally acquired and preventable disease.
Explosion at sperm bank.  Nurses overcome.
Bullfighting: 1 man against a 1/2 ton of angry potroast.
The Scenery continually changes for the lead dog
Illogical logic supercedes common sense.
You're a legond in your own mind!
A man's morality will dictate His theology!
Try Milk of Amnesia -- when you need to forget
Damn this hobby is expensive!
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
And Now for something completely different....
To BOLDLY go where software never will
When an old person dies, a library burns down.
My Wife gives good headache.
When in doubt, incumbents out!
You are irrelevant... Your tagline will be assimilated.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
I am not arguing with you -- I am telling you.
Don't take life seriously;You won't get out alive anyway!
AIDS is a behaviorally induced disease.
Public Restroom-The only place a flush beats a full house
Ted "Chappaquidick" Kennedy for Boston dog catcher
This tagline brought to you by the ACME Tagline Company
Support bacteria..it's the only culture some people have!
When I want your advice, I'll beat it out of you!
Windows: big, expensive, pretty virus.
Witches use brooms because nature abhors a vacuum.
It's good fortune for politicians that people don't think
"Socialism and Nazism is the same." - Adolf Hitler
God must of loved assholes, He made enough of them!
That tagline is TRUE ->  <- That tagline is FALSE
Optimists Are Overconfident So They Skip Their Backups
Cancer cures smoking.
Fighting for Peace is like Fucking for Virginity.
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Put lawyers on the ethics committee, for balance.
Pizza: Nature's perfect food.
Oh no!!  Look! It's a Brain Storm!!!
Only lemmings jump to conclusions.
Eliminate Prosperity: Vote Democratic
Radioactive cats are very, very HOT!
Baseball, Hot dogs, Apple pie, Mom, NRA!
He's tanned, rested and ready...Tarzan in '92!
Dan Quayle:  the EDLIN of vice-presidents.
Line noise provided compliments of Southern Bell!
The majority of problems are caused by solutions.
Line noise complements of Southern Bell!
Careful, I'm spring loaded in the dumb ass position!
Find God?!?  Why?  Is he missing?
Find God?!?  Why?  Is she missing?
"I'd prefer the non-smoking lifeboat, please."
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
From the only city where it is unlawful to snow!
When I was young, I couldn't spell "engineer". Now I R 1!
Death:  To stop sinning suddenly
In the end there can only be Wildcat, Q-Modem and OLX
Well!  Just isn't that Special?
A bad day BBSing is better than any good day working.
And thank you for your support.
Call me if you need my phone number!
Gravity:  Not just a good idea, it's the law!
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
"Hey, this isn't my tagline! Who put this here?"
"I'm Bart Simpson... who the hell are you?"-Bart Simpson
** ERROR **  Unable to insert witty tagline.
A clean disk is a sure sign of a sick mind!
A fool and his money are soon audited.
A little knowledge isn't enough.
A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy.
A true friend walks in when everyone else leaves...
ANSI.SYS Loaded.  Breathalizer test 0.5%.
After four decimal places, nobody gives a damn!
Anybody can win, unless there is a second entry.
Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
Beeeep! This is a test of the emergency tagline system.
Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10æs drives!
Copyright 1991 Elmer Fudd.  All wights wesewved.
DISK CRASH:(A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill innocent bystanders
DIVORCE is Nature's way of redistributing the wealth!
Dangerous exercise:  Jumping to conclusions.
Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps.
Do it tomorrow. You've made enough mistakes for one day.
Don't eat the yellow snow.
Don't worry, be happ...aw, who gives a damn.
Dual Quads:  Beautifull woman who wears 44-DD bra!
Error 96:  Dead mouse in hard drive.
FORD had, a good idea, but the light BLEW!!!!
Facts are nothing but barriers to the truth.
Friends are Friends, regardless of their baud rate!
Friends come and go; enemies accumulate.
Generic security advice: Always say no.
Gun Control:  America's National Anathema!
Gun Control:  Hitting what you aim at.
Health: The slowest possible rate at which one can die.
I M a tru beleever in the Canadian edukashun sistum.
I have a soft head and a hard drive.
I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
I like a person who operates at a 90ø angle to reality.
I now return to my regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
I'm not dead, I'm metabolically challenged.
I've finally got this ficts, fics, fixd ...
If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
Ignorance won't kill you, but it makes you sweat a lot
In a fight between you and the world, back the world.
In your heart you know it's flat.
Is "More Better" the same as "Less Broke"
Is it time for lunch yet?
Live a clean, healthy life and soon die of boredom.
Man with hand in bush...Not necessarily trimming shrubs
Most programmers would do it with any Model!
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
Pornography? I don't even have a pornograph!
Procrastination:  The art of keeping up with yesterday.
Quantum particles: the dreams that stuff is made of.
RAID Antivirus - Kills Virus's DEAD!!!
Sometimes your wealth of ignorance amazes me.
Stress, What you encounter when you buy a computer
The best blood at times gets into fools and mosquitoes.
The best way to accelerate Windows is at escape velocity.
The cork came out of the magnetic bottle.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity
The darned hidden problems don't stay hidden!
The most dangerous thing in a programer's hand is coffee!
The only real power is HORSEPOWER!
The real world is not user-friendly.
The solution to the problem changes the problem.
There will allways be idiots.
Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.
This is a test, If this were an actual conspiracy....
This tagline protected under National Tagline Amendment.
This tagline will self destruct in 5 seconds.
Used Iraqi rifles for sale: Dropped once, never fired...
Watch where you go...remember where you've been...
Welfare: A policy that promotes laziness and bastardy.
Winter is nature's way of saying "up yours".
You're only young once.  You're immature forever.
Ted "Chappaquidick" Kennedy for Boston dog catcher.
A clear conscience is often the sign of a bad memory.
I sentence you to hang by the neck until you cheer up.
Where am I?  And why am I in this handbasket?!
Murphy was right...shame he couldn't prove it!
Murphy Brown can spell potato.
Wear short sleeves: Support YOUR right to bare arms!
Life is in beta test--my copy has some bugs in it.
Nothing is ever constant, unless it is dead.
Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
Speed doesn't kill. Stopping very fast kills.
Streakers repent! Your end is in sight.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Communisim is the opiate of intellectuals.
Democrates are the opiate of the poor.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either.
Latest news! Conference moderator overthrowned by a coup!
Latest news! SYSOP overthrown by a coup!
Are 10 lines at 1200bps better than 1 line at 9600bps?
Do not allow tagline to go past this arrow ------------->
I'm warning you! One step closer and I'll drop carrier!
Repent, all ye 2400 modem, the end is NEAR!
Lead a horse to water, then kill it and eat like a king.
It's a dog eat dog world, and I've got Milkbone underwear
Are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?
But what if I'm a figment of my OWN imagination?
MSI - Bringing it all together in '92
It's starting to rain, .SQZ the animals into the .ARC !
I've risen and I can't get down: Jesus at Calvary
Sure, I've been to the Deep South before-Massachussetts!
I Don't Want The World, I Just Want Your Half.
Your Southeastern Micro Focus COBOL Connection
Marine snipers: reach out and touch someone.
Is there life after death? Crash my BBS and find out!
Is there life after death?  Vote Democratic and find out!
AT&T Subspace - The next best thing to beaming there...
We are going tooo fast, nooo not 11 zillion CPS!
HELP! I've fallen and I can't reach my beer!
I'm lost, but I'm still making pretty good time!
Don't marry a girl whose father calls her princess.
Printer paper is strongest at the perforation
o^o  Imagery is in the I of the beholder.
Do Not Feed Dog Food To Your Sister
I Did NOT Feed Dog Food To Your Sister On Our Date!
From a devoted QEdiot
An error?  Impossible!  My modem is error correcting.
Police tagline.  Do not cross.
Sex on TV can't hurt unless you fall off.
"To err is human, to forgive....$5.00"
Madam, an error, we did a hysterectomy on your husband!
Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Hire the Handicapped, they're fun to watch!
Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go EVERYwhere.
The road to success is always under construction.
PUSH--Print Until Something Happens
DEMOCRATIC ANTHEM:   MOE MONEY, MOE MONEY, MOE MONEY.
CONGRESSIONAL ANTHEM:   MOE MONEY, MOE MONEY, MOE MONEY.
Blessed are the censors; they shall inhibit the earth.
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
We now return you to your regular programming...
Love of money is the root of all Politicians.
Reach out and grep someone.
You can't MobyTurbo with an internal Z!
It's nothing a warm-boot can't fix
Real Programmers do it on the console panel.
Mail junkie and offline reader slut.
Mail junkie and offline reader pimp!
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality
Is this the party to who I am typing to?
"We're going to make you IBM compatible HAL..."
D¥'T VT; ¡T ¥ ¥RGS THM.
My two-bits...err..."bytes" worth
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
70% of accidents occur at home; the rest in voting booths
 This side up 
"Been there, done that, got the T-shirt."
"Careful, We don't want to learn from this."  Calvin
"Give us more responsibility" - Bill Clinton
"Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs
"I'm at a disadvantage. I'm an elected official." Clinton
"OS/2 - Oh Shucks, 2 times we made a BIG mistake" - IBM
"Sleeping with the Enemy", starring Bill Clinton!
"There's spending, and there's spending." - Bill Clinton
"This is a pro-business plan" - Bill Clinton
"Your 15 minutes are up!"  -- A. Warhol
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing7
* Political Promises - oxymorons believed in by morons
** ENTERING SOAPBOX MODE **
******Tagline Has Been Cleared To Prevent Burn-In******
*Generic Tagline*
........Not a d*mn thing but hot air....
........Not a damn thing but air....
...from the great beyond, 57 channels and nothing on.
11.  Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tagline.
<GRIN>: a <smile> that burst.
A liberal wants to put your money where his mouth is.
A naked man fears no pickpocket.
A pistol in every nightstand & a rifle in every pickup.
AIDS the Cause outweighs AIDS the Disease
Amnesia rules er - ? - ?
And I run to catch up with the sun....
And lo, the Master of Sinanju had returned at last.
And lo, the Master of Sinanju has returned at last.
And then God said E=«mvý-Zeý/r, and there was light. . .
Another exploration in black holes of Democratic Spending
Another exploration in black holes of Democrtic Spending
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
At the prompt, remove disk, spit on it, then retry.
Attack first, then get tough.
BALLANTAGLINE'S Finest Scotch Tagline. Blended in SLO!
Beat two eggs?? Why?? What did the eggs do???
Bill & Hillary & Al & Tipper: Ticket for Financial Doom
Bill & Hillary & Al & Tipper: Ticket of Doom
Blow your minds - smoke gun-powder!
Buggering begets AIDS and many other diseases
Bush:  He hasn't a single redeeming vice.
But honey, I wouldn't be up so late on a faster machine!
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Democrats: Redistribute YOUR money to Deadbeats!
DesqView 386: No Hourglass Needed!
Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
Dislexia rules! KO?
Does mortality come with a life-time guarantee?
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Don wanna work, wanna bang keyboard!
Don't be depressed -- even maggots serve a purpose ...
Don't trust a presidential candidate over 35
Don't trust an abortion activist over 40
Don't trust an anti-abortion activist with a Penis.
Drink wet cement - get well and truly stoned
EOT - End of Tagline
Electricity was invented by rubbing cats backwards
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
FAX us money and we'll FAX you the disk.
Fact:  Mickey Mouse wears a Dan Quayle wristwatch.
Fahrvergngen for President -
Fahrvergngen for President!
Few know what the fork we are serving up...
Fire, of course...
Forget 0 to 60.  It's 95 to 55 that counts!
Gennifer Flowers for Secretary of State
Gennifer Flowers for second lady!
Gravity isn't MY fault.  I voted for velcro!
Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional
Guns don't kill, Ted Kennedy's car does!
Hand me the toilet paper... I have to Quayle.
Has anyone seen my pocket? I lost my Pocket Computer!
He was so ugly, the tide wouldn't go out with him.
He who lives in glass house best dress in basement.
Heisenberg probably rules OK.
Help all parents. Support retroactive abortion
Help--I'm being held captive by my modem!
Here I sit with a worm on my tongue!  "Baited Breath!"
Hey ..... who took the cork off my lunch?
Home SCUD demo:  Blow up a balloon and let it go.
Hooker with no legs? A nightcrawler!
I can't control my Ctrl button!
I didn't stole any tagline!
I hate hexa taglines!
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk
I just hit <Ctrl>-2 in SLMR and boy am I puzzled!
I practic Ancient Art of .45 AUTO
I spend half my life logged onto.............
I tried LSD but I didn't actually swallow
I tried bondage but I didn't close the handcuffs
I tried cocaine but I didn't actually sniff.
I tried fetishism but only with artificial leather.
I tried heroin but I didn't push the plunger
I tñld yoñ, "Neverñtouch ñhe flopñy disk sñrface!"
I used to have a life, now I have OLX.
I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrous.
I'd have been born again, but Mom didn't like the idea.
I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon, toast and juice
I'll have what the guy on the floor is drinking.
I'm going doooown! Has anyone seen my upper arrow?
I'm just here for moral support. Ignore the gun.
I'm not a real sysop, I just play one on TV.
I'm not confused, I'm just well-mixed.
I've learn to type, becouse I don't know how to write!
IBM + Apple = IBM
IBM stands for "Inferior, But Marketable"
If I save time, when do I get it back?
If it weren't for C, we'd be using Pasal, BASI, and OBOL.
If it's not broke, fix it!       ...   (Creates jobs !)
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
If your behind is in front, you turned around!
Imagine all the people...
Invisible taglines! $1.95 a piece!
Isn't "shrimp on Barbie" a little kinky?
It is a sin peculiar to people to hate their victims.
It is hot! Turn off mathematic coprocesor!
It's a Windows thang...
James Brown - "I've fallen and can't get down!"
Jesus saves, but the IRS gets «.
Joe Peschi died for our sins...
Junk - stuff we throw away.  Stuff - junk we keep.
Keyboard not found, think "F1" to continue.
Left Field?  I only agreed to center!
Liberals never mention individual responsibility
Liberals! Looks like we'll have to blast our way out!
Life is just nature's little joke.
Lifes rough, but the alternative's rougher !
Looking for taglines - see Dictionary of Quotations!
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is all physics.
Love your neighbor, even if she's married!
Luxuriantly hand-crafted of only the finest ASCII.
Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot.
Mispellers of the world UNTIE!
Misspelled?  Impossible.  My modem is error correcting.
Montana Foreplay: "Get in the truck, Bitch"!
Mozart, Chopin, Brahms, Panties...I'm sorry.
My Michellin Guide doesn't have tire ads.
My boss is comming, has anyone seen my PANIC BUTTON?!
My guru told me there would be lifetimes like this...
Network management is like herding cats...
Never blame the rainbows for the rain.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Not one penny for trash masquerading as art (a la NEA)
Now returning to deep LURKING mode
Optical Illusion: Democratic Tax Cut
Other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how did you like the play.
Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload...
Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.
Planet Earth: Not A Good Place To Be Wilderness
Political Promises - oxymorons believed in by Liberals
Pournography: The writings of Jerry Pournelle.
Practice Random Kindness & Senseless Acts of Beauty!
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
Profanity:  The universal programming language
Quantum Physics:
Quantum Physics: Study of size of liberal's brain!
Reach out, reach out and flame someone!
Read WHAT docs??
Real ANSI Artists use EDLIN...
Really original woman is the one who first imitates a man
Run out of taglines: (A)bort (R)eread (S)teal
Safe sex means never having to say "You've got WHAT?"
Said the elephant as he danced among the chickens!
Save our Wildlife, Hunt Activists!
Scope - Fights dragon breath and tastes great!
Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim.
Self Government without Self Control won't work.
She came in through the bathroom window.........
She never kissed a parrot but had kissed a cockatoo!
She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore.
Spectrum, Atari, PC 386. What's new step? (Micro VAX?)
Stealth condoms: she`ll never see you cumming
Streakers repent!  Your end is in sight...
Support your right to keep and arm bears!
Sure, I've used OS/2.  But I didn't inhale!
Taglines - dolar more in your phone bill!
Taglines - smart thougts for dummy readers!
Taglines? We don't need no steenkin' taglines!
Take a cannibal to lunch.
Ted Kennedy for Lifeguard.
TeleMate & OLX two horses on same rider!
Tension, apprehension and dissension have begun.
The Democratic Party is the party of gimmes
The Savior of AMERICA=Ronald Reagan
The maximum effective range of an excuse is ZERO!
There is just too damn much going on in this conference!
This is the day for firm decisions!  Or is it?
This is what I do for fun, can you imagine my job?
To do is to be. To be is to do. Doobedoobedoobedoo...
To teach is to touch a life forever
Trash Drive C:? (Y)es (O)k (F)ine by me
Two persons in every one in Woolwich are schizophrenic.
Very good, Einstein, but next time show your work.
WORK HARDER!... Millions on welfare depend on YOU!
Wanted: One good tagline manager
We are the writing on your tagline.
We want.......                         A SHRUBBERY!
Well, I ALMOST came up with something Witty!!
Wha-Wha-What's he doin' with that thing?
What are you gonna do? Bleed on me!?
What! Another negotiated trade agreement with Canada?
When all else fails, call Bill Gates at home
Why bother phoning a psychic?  Let them phone you!
Why do good looking Blondes dye their roots black?
Why does free love cost so much?
With friends like these, who needs to hallucinate?
Women who wear mini-skirts sure are cheeky folk.
You have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn
You may use this opinion for a two week trial period.
^ This side up 
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Know your enemy as you know yourself -
Be careful: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
Bell announces, FREE call waitiØngæØ*¥8>
Tried to play my shoehorn - all I got was footnotes.
Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity
"You only paid to be humiliated, lessons are extra!"
Welfare: A policy that promotes bastardy and laziness
Politically Correct Thinking is...THE NEW FASCISM!
Buggering is a perverse and unnatural act
Democrats cut red tape....LENGTHWISE
I Take No Prisoners!!.. But, I Do Take Money!!
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
I am not young enough to know everything anymore.
How many city workers does it take to screw in a light?
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire ....
Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1.
I speak English, but assembler is my native tongue...
I speak English, but COBOL-85 is my native tongue...
Hey !! Don't blame me !! I'm only the tagline !!
In the beginning God said: CTRL-ALT-DEL
6.9 <--- A good thing ruined by a period.
I live so far in the country, my zipcode is EIEIO!
TLX þ A winner: þ Don't judge a book by its movie þ
Eggs are aborted chickens.
sEe! I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!
Beware of Quantrum Ducks!  Quark! Quark!
DON'T STEAL - The government hates competition.
Master of Kung-fu, To-fu, and Sna-fu.
Never ask questions, they may have answers!
Never ask dumb questions, they may have smart answers!
Hot water Heaters:  hot water needs heating?
Earth::~Earth(void) {delete Recycling;};
Tagline Theft Guild Member
Absence makes the heart go yonder.
You glorify the past when the future dries up.
I like my job..it's the work I hate.
CRS:  Old Man's Disease (Can't Remember Shit)!
TECHNICALITY:  Someone *ELSES* Constitutional rights...
Hello, operator?  Give me the number for 911!
I'm not a drunk, I just enjoy living in a liquid medium!
Idiot-proof: difficult. Quayle-proof: impossible!
Too much month at the end of my money.
The prayer was "Why Me"; The Lord answered "Why Not?"
I'm not rude, I'm "attitudinally challenged".
A man without a gun will soon not be free.
This is information!  For advice, ask Abby!
CA Driving:  To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm.
You can't have everything!  Where would you put it?
There are lies, damn lies, and Democrat statistics
There are lies, damn lies, and Democrat promises
My wife gives good headache
My girlfriend gives good headache
CAUTION:  Off Medication and Dangerous...
Error in REALITY.SYS.  Run BIGBANG.EXE (Y/N)
What do you mean, QWK?  It took me over an hour to read.
If you drink, dont park, accidents cause people.
The Scenery continually changes for the lead dog.
I'll have the red faced Quayle with a baked POTATOE
ROBOCOMM IT!
OLX: On the cutting edge of software evolution.
OLX: On the cutting edge of information transfer.
PMS:  Pretty Mean Streak.
Woman w/PMS & ESP:  Bitch who knows everything!
Micro Focus COBOL:  The Cutting Edge of COBOL for the PC!
Debrief:  Wife listening while you talk in your sleep.
Editing is a rewording activity.
Electricians get into people's shorts.
Opportunity knocked...and I was in the shower.
Don't ask me, I was hired for my looks.
If your past isn't checkered, why are you in Atlanta?
* I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you that?
Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you.
* The UART's will'na take this speed Cap'n
He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal
I tried liberalism but I didn't raise taxes
I tried to get a life, but it was too expensive.
Is Sam Donaldson the brother Mr. Spock never talks about?
Is Clinton the brother Mr. Spock never talks about?
Whips & chains?  Sorry, thats a hardware problem.
Aunt Em: Hate Kansas. Hate you. Took dog. Dorothy
Evolutionism: The speciocity of speciation!
Faith is not wanting to know what is true.
Guns no more cause crime than flies cause garbage
Open mouth.  Insert foot.  Echo internationally.
Washingtonians never tan -- they just rust!
<<Confirmed Message Junkie, Third Class>>
OLX does more by 9:00am that other readers do all day!
Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees
To the over 2300 MIA/POW's.....You ARE NOT Forgotten.
Coming to you from downtown Douglasville, Georgia.
One direct hit can ruin your whole day.
Women were meant to be loved, not understood.
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
You have the right to life until you're born.
A production of the digitally insane.
A production of the information-addicted insane.
Presence is more than just being there.
A dream is a postcard from your subconscious.
Searching for light in the darkness of insanity.
Have you registered your tagline yet?
Politically incorrect and DAMNED proud of it!!!
BREAKFAST.COM Halted - Cerial port not responding.
Sleep is the opiate of the proletariat.
Intelligence not found here.  Fake it? (Y/N)
Marriage=institutionalized "cruel & unusual" punishment.
That is certain which can be made certain
The ultimate oxymoron:  Holy War.
No one can take advantage of his own wrong
Ignorance won't kill you, but it is a nuisance!
Dan Quayle Library burned, both books lost!
Reason talk is cheep is because supply exceeds demand.
RoseMail:  Echomail delivered by limpwristed florist.
I stand by all the misstatements I have made!
At least egotists don't talk about other people
11.  Thou shalt not get away with it!
780
"A day without dragons is...    MUCH SAFER!!!"
"Everyone BACKUP, he's got a magnet!" - Data
"Stick a fork in him, he's done!"
"Trust me, I'm your auto mechanic"
"When I grow to old to laugh... shoot me!"
"When in doubt, tell the truth" M. Twain
*** FREE BILL AND KATHY SWAN ***
-[]  Everyone is entitled to my opinion.  []-
...           If you can read this, BACK OFF!  ...
11.  The Democrats shalt NOT get away with it!
11th Cmdment.  The Democrats shalt NOT get away with it!
3 reasons for being a teacher: June, July, August
51% Sweetheart, 49% Bastard - Don't Push your luck-
A centipede is an ant made to Canadian specs.
A centipede is an ant made to government specs.
A drunk with a gun is always allowed to speak his mind.
A fool and his money are my kind of customer.
A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
A stench in the ear..undomesticated music.
AT&T Subspace- The next best thing to beaming there...
All things are difficult before they are easy
All true wisdom is found on Tag-lines!
And besides, your pulse cannons RUINED my bunny slippers!
And them's the facts Jack!!!
And then there were none!
Another fine addition to the chatter of this group.
Anxiety is Nature's way of getting you up in the morning.
Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
At least one part of my anatomy is smart.
Be smart enough not to show it.
Behind every good BBS is a good woman.
Bill & Al's big adventure: Losing!
Born again? My Goddess got it right the 1st time
COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out.
Celibacy is AIDS driven.
Celibacy is not hereditary; Think about it.
Congress:  Just a few conservatives away from working!
Copywight 1992 Elmer Fudd.  All wights wesewved.
Depending on the question, this is the answer!
Dirty mind or clean body: take your pick.
Does anyone REALLY read these stupid taglines?
Don't drive yourself crazy....let me do it for you....
Every absurdity has a liberal champion to defend it.
Every loose nut eventually rolls out to California
Every loose nut eventually rolls out to California!
Everywhere is a Long Distance call from here.
Excuse me, is this tagline taken?
Experience: What you got when you didn't get what you wan
Explain counter-clockwise to someone with a digital watch
FAILURE is no more FATAL then success is PERMANENT....
Farfignugen for President.
Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...
Fire Fighters have bigger hoses.
Forgive your enemies...But remember their names!
Friends are the best collectables!
Friendship is a treasure ship anyone can launch.
GUI: Ghastly and Unusable Interface.
Given a conflict, Murphy's Law supercedes Newton's.
Got my head together, now my body's falling apart.
Grow your own dope, plant a female!
Guns don't kill people..Mail readers kill people
Happiness is marrying a Virgin!
Hard work has a future payoff.  Laziness pays off now.
Have a nice day (somewhere else).
Have you hugged an electric fence today?
Help! I've fallen, and I kind of LIKE it down here!
Hey, this isn't my tagline!  Who put this here?
Hunters will do anything for a buck!
I am not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience
I bought this tagline with all of my lottery money.
I can't be fired, slaves have to be sold.
I could be a perfect parent if I didn't have kids!
I do not go & seek the inexperienced; he comes & seeks me
I don't do mornings well!
I don't have a life, I have a BBS...
I don't jog.  If I die I want to be sick.
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I dropped my soap on the floor.  What do I clean it with?
I give away Truth, why buy a liberal Democratic lie?
I give away Truth, why buy liberal Democratic lies?
I give away truth, why buy a lie?
I got out of bed for THIS?
I got rid of the kids - the cat was alergic.
I guess I'll never change the World.. What a relief!!!
I suffer from CRS (Can't Remember Shit)
I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?
I'll have what the guy on the floor's having.
I'm Retired: Fishing IS my job!
I'm mad at you because you were someone else.
I'm not illiterate.  I know what my parent's names are!
I'm not old, I'm a recycled teenager
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention
I'm working on my 2nd $million...  Gave up on the 1st.
If sheep could cook, women would be irrelevant.
If you don't like my attitude call 1-800-WHO-CARES.
If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive.
If you drink, dont park, accidents cause people
If you're trying to drive me crazy, you're too late!
Ignorance is where learning begins....
International Priority for this message please ...
Intra-State Priority for this message please ...
Iraq has won the toss... and elected to receive.
Is there life before coffee?
It's what you learn AFTER you know it all that counts!
Just My two cents!
Keep comin' .BAK !
Liberals never mention individual responsibility.
Liberals never, ever mention individual responsibility!
Liberals!  Looks like we'll have to blast our way out!
Life is self renewal, ever changing and transfiguring.
Life is too short to drink cheep wine
Line noise complements of Southern "Taco" Bell!
Little things affect little minds.
Looks like Hayes sun just turned into a black hole.
Looks like Hayes sun just turned into a black star.
Luxuriantly hand-crafted from only the finest ASCII.
MAC error msg: "Like dude, something went wrong"
Madam! An error, we did the hysterectomy on your husband!
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night!
May all your PUSHes be POPed.
Me?  40?  I demand an immediate recount!
Money can't buy happiness -- but it sure can RENT a lot!
My blood type?  Why... Foldgers!  Of course.
My cat's on steroids and isn't a pussy any more!
My inferiority complex is not as good as your!
My next wife will be normal
Never fight with a smart-ass and a sick mind!
Never fight with a smart-ass with sick mind!
Never went to bed w/an ugly woman, but I woke up w/a few.
Never, ever, has a tax increase reduced a deficit.
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
No one is as ugly as their passport photo
No sympathy for the Minority.
Nobody notices when things go right.!
Now where did I put those transwarp drive specs? ...
Nuclear bombs...may they rust in peace!
Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!
On this conference just one damn argument after another
One beer's too many, a thousand's not enough.
Only thing domestic about me is that I live indoors.
Pilgrims may follow but there can only be one Columbus.
Please insert another quarter and try again.
Political Promises-oxymorons believed in by Democrats.
Rain is nature's way of saying "I'm sorry."
Reality is for those who can't handle wealth.
Reality: an illusion brought on by lack of alcohol.
Reality: an illusion brought on by lack of drugs.
Realy original woman is the one who first imitates a man.
Remember, only dead fish swim with the stream.
Retired: Don't ask me to do a damn thing!
Russia has the Moscow Circus; WE have CONGRESS!
SKILL: A long, long, long, long streak of blind luck.
Safe sex is marrying a Virgin!
Save the Canadian! Earth's most recent endangered species
Secret to staying young: Find an age and stick to it.
Some days you step in it, some days you don't
Sound like a Pro - know when to shutup!
Stop Trying To Change The Things You Can't Accept!
Synonym: word you use when you can't spell the other one.
THE ROAD TO SUCCESS IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
Talk is cheep, until you hire a lawyer.
Tax the poor and the ugly! Everyone should sacrifice!
Tell Me!  I'm cleared for wierd.
That which is hateful to you, do not do to others.
The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
The bigger the crowd, the more people show up.
The longest of journeys begins with but a single step.
The most expensive component is the one that breaks.
The one with the big mouth must be a dad
The one with the big mouth must be a mother
The phone is baroque, please call bach later.
The way to a woman's heart is through BAGELS!!!
There's no elevator to Sobriety, you gotta take the STEPS
There's one born every minute! This one had to be here!
This is a test of the emergency tagline stealing system.
This is abuse, arguments are down the hall.
This tagline was turned over to a higher power.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Time does not confirm a void act.
To hell with World opinion: Kick the ass of our enemies!
Usually insane; in lucid moments merely stupid.
Want a good deal on a used car? See Willie Clinton
Want a good deal on a used car? See Willie Clinton.
Want to invest in an uranium mine?  See Willie Clinton
We are born crying, live complaining, die disappointed
We're dead much longer than we're alive.
Well, to be frank, I'd have to change my name.
What part of 'Fuck You' didn't you understand?
What part of 'NO' didn't you understand.
What, you trying to have a tender moment here?
When your dreams turn to dust ... Vote Conservative.
When your dreams turn to dust ... vacuum.
Who wrote the rules on how to act your age?
Why DID kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyways?!
Will the last American out of Miami bring the flag?
You are in the Presence of true Greatness.
You can't legislate common sense!  Liberals need it!
You cannot simultaniously prevent and prepare for war.
You will spend the rest or your life in the future.
Young at heart - slightly older in other places!
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Looking for a helping hand? There's one on your arm.
Life would be easier if I had the source code.
Beauty is only skin deep - ugly goes clear to the bone.
Reality happens when you don't make it to the bathroom.
Please affix a 29-cent stamp on your next message.
You dont really need your paycheck, do you? Vote Clinton!
Great minds discuss ideas; Small ones, people
We are in a maze of OS's connected by wormholes!
And God said: E = «mvý - Zeý/r ...and there *WAS* light!
Lawyers: the best argument against gun control...
Avoid hangovers.  Stay drunk.
Alaska!  Shovel Your Roof Lady?
Please return flight stewardesses to upright position.
Age is relative, to my Son I'm old, to my Dad I'm young.
A man's reach should exceed his grasp.
I used to have money in the bank, now I have a BBS
Vote Republican, it's easier than thinking.
I don't have any taglines to give you.  Go away.
Scotty! Hurry, beam me u....*       NO CARRIER
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun!
You only paid to be humiliated, lessons are extra!
Alcohol is the perfect solvent. It disolves your SELF.
What are you doing?  The message is over!  Move on!!
<<Confirmed Message Junkie, First Class>>
Eat sh*t -- 500 billion flies can't be wrong!
Our times: Man cripples self to get handicap parking.
Person who walks center of road gets hit from BOTH sides!
Go home. You look like you had a long, hard night.
Purranoia:  Fear that your cat is up to something!
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
I think there's a data leak in here!
Its not a stolen tagline, it's just "previously viewed"
The sky is no longer the limit.
I thought about being born again, but Mom refused.
Drive no faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Your proctologist called.  He found your head.
A centipede is an ant made to liberal Canadian specs.
Modem is plugged into Jack but Jack doesn't much like it.
Everyone complains of memory, no one of judgment.
What's the NRA really up to?  Saving your rights.
An optimist is a guy without much experience...
Unrecoverable system error at 417A:32CF-Incompetent user
I LIKE sex on TV, and the floor, the kitchen table, the..
If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille.
Cruelty and fear shake hands together.
Life always happens in manageable chunks.
"I'm the pro-business candidate" - Bill Clinton
Can I yell 'Science' in a crowded Religion conference?
Another exploration in the black hole of Alcoholism
The Human Race - Membership is a Privilege
Just think of it as Evolution in action
It's just one of those things out of the ground...
SEX IS HEREDITARY: If your parents never had it you won't
The only realities are the atoms and empty space.
I GIVE away Truth, why BUY a liberal lie?
Virgins:  Once you love them, they're not!!
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Is that seat saved?  No, but we're praying for it.
You obviously mistook me for someone who knows.
My machine has Alzheimer's -- not enough memory.
* I can accept constructive criticism of you
The problem isn't the wages of sin; it's the witholding.
This is the 90's, pal. Wake up and smell the cappuchino.
If you throw a cat out the car window, it kitty litter!
I spend half my life logged into crazy liberals!
This moment of Serenity has been Sponsored by Sobriety!
Try Milk of Amnesia - when you need to forget
I'm practicing assertiveness.  Do you think that's okay?
Just think of it as evolution in action
I'm leaving my BBS to Science Fiction
Do not expose this tagline to direct sunlight.
Computers also eliminate spare time.
What principles?  I'm trying to get elected!
   <:÷÷÷÷÷÷÷   - Snake stalking person
Evil won't kill us; liberalism will!
Toad...Illegally parked frog
DisneyLand:  A people trap operated by a mouse.
If everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Affirmative action rewards under-achievement!
Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age.
Flies cause disease.  Keep yours closed!
Do married women make the best wives?
Hi, I'm from the US government. I'm here to help you!
Have you driven a blond lately?
Have you driven a red-head lately?
Have you driven a brunet lately?
Have you driven a Feminazi lately?
If it works, I didn't do it.
This was Alabama's Conscienceness on what????
Lobotomy: the condition of having short legs...
I'm waiting for Windows v4.0!
A single exception does not void the whole....
I think I think; therefore, I might be.
Denial is NOT in Egypt!
HANGOVER - what my belly does over my belt past 40!
It is physically impossible to tax into properity.
... So it is Written, So Let it be Done!
......<-Stealth Tagline
...and they lived happily ever after.
...and all the children are above average
...and in between are the doors.
...and never, ever cut a deal with a dragon.
...and this is your brain with a side order of bacon
...and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
...but have you tried PRUNES?
...going where no clusters have gone before.
...Now where did I put that fire extinguisher?
...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline...
...square root,cube root,log of pi;let's go get'em
...whose food is night, winter, and death.
.aixelsyd evah t'nod I ,aN
.ASM programmers drive stick shifts
:-D   Try tooth paste for a wider brighter smile.
:-) I don't wanna, I don't wanna.....Aw zipit kid.
: FORTH   CREATE program that DOES> what is needed
:) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\
! Not on your life !
!!!ereh fo tuo em teG  !!!pleH
!edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
!enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE
!enilgaT siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH
" If All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! "
" Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me."
" Every little BYTE helps "
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gate
"Alaskan Visuals" by A. Roaring Boring Alice
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
"Are you saying we should tax... Thingy?"
"At last I'm organized", he sighed, and died.
"But the pusher don't care / If u live or u die"
"Call waiting", great if you have two friends
"Dok-tor - oowoo oowoo"
"Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!"
"Ensign Pillsbury?  He's BREAD, Jim!"
"Floggings will continue until morale improves!"
"Florence of Arabia" -- feminist camelmanship
"Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!"
"Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs!
"He's dead Jim."
"Hello, World!" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings....
"Here Bunny, Bunny, Bunny..."
"Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!"
"Hit me again, I love it!" Saddam Hussein
"How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?"
"I need a home run hitter" he said ruthlessly.
"I wish I'd stolen that tagline."
"I said a BUD LIGHT." - J. d'Arc
"I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy
"I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All"
"If it works, don't mess with it" school graduate
"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster..."
"In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye..."
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" --I
"My favorite color?  Red.  No, BluAAAAAHHH!"
"NO KILL I"  -  HORTA
"Not a problem."--Parker Lewis
"Not tonight honey..I have a modem."
"Ok, now for a quick backuÀ"Oops." -- Richard Nixon
"Paid off"?  What does that mean?
"Party on Garth!"   "Go away Wayne!"
"Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!"
"Question and die", sayeth the CZAR!!!!
"Quick and Dirty Program" is only half right.
"Quiet"...is an impossibility these days...
"She's so fat that when she sings, it's over."
"Socialism and Nazism is the same."  - Adolf Hitler
"Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'"
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" - Freud
"Take my Worf......please"-Data
"Tell me, is this Heaven?"  "No, it's Iowa."
"That's me, Herc, that's me!"
"The more RAM you have, the better", M. Chambers
"The abstract means nothing to me!" Rorschach.
"The pen really is mightier than the sword!"
"These are not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant"
"This sentence no verb." - Douglas R. Hofstader
"Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..."
"Wanna byte my bit?"
"We're Going North Like Hell"
"What is your favorite color?"  "Blue - no - yel"
"What's 'e matter w' that thing?" - Scotty
"Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar"
"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation"
"You shouldn't have anymore problems..."
"You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around..."
'C' What?
'Cause that's the way the computer crumbles.
'Personal hygene is the key to success'- W. Nels
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(huskily) Oh, yes!  Scan me NOW!
(W)indows,(I)cons,(M)ice,(P)ointers,(S)heesh!
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0x2B || !0x2B   -Hamlet
1 + 2 = 3; Therefore, 4 + 5 = 6.
1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbo
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1912 - U.S. Income tax enacted to tax wealthiest 5
1991 - The Year of the Palindrome
1st Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!!
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do!
2 wrongs don't make right but 3 rights make left
2+2=3.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
2+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so.
20 years experience.... or 1 year repeated?
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm.....
3 x 10^8 m/s. Not just a good idea, it's the law
43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
43% of all statistics are worthless.
4Dos, without it your PC is broken!
4Sale, braille dictionary like new, must see 2 app
50 states, and I had to pick this one...
667:  Satan's neighbor...
69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!
74% of all statistics are made up on the spot
80 meg hard drive...5 megs free...
A man is known by the company he avoids.
A pessimist is never disappointed............
A     D     R     E     N     A     L     I     Z     E
--- A naked man fears no pickpocket ---
A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A classic is a book that is praised but not read
A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her!
A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the ma
A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!!
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
A clear conscience is merely the result of bad mem
A .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME
A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand!
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messag
A bird in the bush....HURTS!
A bird in the hand is a big mistake.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
A bird in the bush is better than one just overhea
A pretty .GIF is like a melody
A poor excuse is better than no excuse! <grin>
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Qmodem is a happy modem!
A right delayed is a right denied.
A pill a day keeps the stork away.
A penny saved is worthless.
A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the I
A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle
A penny saved is not worth very much.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A rolling fat woman gathers no flour.
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ag
A Warriors Drink -- Well that Explains a lot.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
A wholesome mind is wasted potential.
A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn
A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals
A USRHST-world's most powerful modem-feeling lucky
A STOIC brings the baby; a CYNIC is where you wash
A stumble may prevent a fall.
A Tagline is a terrible thing to waste.
A turkey roast is a foul ball...
A penny saved is a penny.
A programmer's work is never done. <Sigh!>
A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
A fool and his money are soon partying!
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A girl a day keeps the wife away.
A GOOD friend KEEPS the surplus zucchini!!
- A RAM is a terrible thing to waste.
A fool and his money are my best friends!
A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket.
A penny saved is a Congressional error
A fate worse than death: To be married alive.
A good pun is its own reword.
A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
A Penny earned is a Penny owed (Probably to Uncle
A mind is a terrible thing to taste.
A penny earned is Cheap labor..
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day...
A man serves best, when he serves himself.
A little greed can get you lots of stuff
A Long Nose Is Forever.
A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation.
A man forgives only when he is in the wrong
A:  I don't know  and I don't care.
A*C, who said A*C?
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
aaaoooggghhh......aaoogghhh......DIVE!
Abandon all hope, ye who press enter here.
ABORT: Drivel filter is compromised!
Above all things, reverence yourself
Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderat
Accidents cause people.
Acetone = What you do in exercise class...
Advice is a dangerous commodity.
Affirmative action rewards underachievement.
After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?"
AGGHHhhh, 4 AM Already!
Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder?
Ah come on, just this one last little feature
AIDS -- The Plague Denied by the ACLU the AMA and
Ain't Winter Grand?
Ain't nerd-life grand?
Ain't WP Macro's *FUN*...!!!
Air controllers nightmare: A pack of F-117s landing
Air bags...Inflation we can live with!
Air pollution is a mist demeanor.
Albatross!
Algol is not just a star
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping
All true wisdom is found in taglines
All the best, Dan Mlodecki.
All right, we'll call it a draw.
All programmers want arrays.
All sysops are not user friendly!
All the world is indeed a stage... Shakespear
All for one and one for ONE!
All other boards have no RIME or reason...
All animals are equal, some more than others.
All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat"
All left-handed people, please raise your right ha
All men are born equal.  The tough job is to outgr
All mimsy were the borogoves
All generalizations are false
ALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S.
All's well that ends well - E. A. Poe
All's well that ends.
Alright degenerates. I want this place empty NOW!
Always question Authority; oft venal and rong
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
Am I wise, or otherwise? <grin>
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound
America:  log on or log off
Amityville - A good Place To Be From - Far From!
An ounce of pretention's worth a pound of manure..
An electrician worries about current events
An Electrician gets into people's shorts!
An expert is someone from out of town.
An Elephant Is Just A Mouse Built To Gov't Specs!
Anarchists unite!
Anarchists of the world-- UNITE!!
Anarchy is against the law!
and sometimes the bear eats you.
And remember kids, don't try this at home!
And the men who hold high places...
And this is what you do for fun.
And so with vorpal sword in hand
And shun the frumious Bandersnatch
And if Iraqs primary export was broccoli?
And if I come again I will receive you unto myself
And now for something completely different!
And on the seventh day He took an aspirin.
AND, it frees my palm to do other things!
Animal Testing = Animal Suffering..
Another font of knowledge from the Typographer
Another bit of knowledge from the Hollywood Typogr
Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb Looks: FREE
Antenna coupling: insect foreplay
Anti-Mickeys of the world: Unite
ANTIQUE STRIPPER TO DISPLAY WARES AT STORE
Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
Any body seen my tagline...?
Any job worth doing is worth complaining about.
Anyone could do it with manuals...
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Anything that can go wr ... # ^% Bus Error -- Core
Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush.
Arabs wear turbines on their heads
Are Cheerios really donut seeds?
Are CD's really the Pits?
Are you after MY pervert award or what??????
Are you sure (N/N)?
Are we having fun yet?
Are RAM chips better than EWE chips?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Aristotle was all wet!
Artificial intelligence.  Natural stupidity.
As confused as a termite in a yo-yo
As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841
As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.
ASCII and it shall be given unto you.
Ask others for help and be in debt forever!
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine g
Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance
Atheism is a non-prophet organization!
Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in dog
Auntie Em: Hate you,hate Kansas, aking the dog.- D
Author of "Lead, follow, or get outta the way."
Author of "Zilch."
Autistics commit senseless violence.  Film at 11.
Avatar terminal, the long distance co.'s nightmare
Avenge the death of the working class!
Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX!
Baby Philosophy - If it stinks, change it.
Baby on board!
BABY ON BOARD -just means five more points
Back up my hard drive?  I can't find the reverse s
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Sw
Backup Not Found: A)bort, R)etry, C)ry
Backup no encontrado ! : (R)eintento, (P)ÀÀnico ?
Backup is for whimps!
Bacteria acts more intelligent than human beings
Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem.  No Money? Prob
Bad is never good until worse happens
Badges?  We don't need no stinkin' badges!
Bang, You're Dead!
Bastards do have a redeemable feature:  mortality.
Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batche
Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?!
Batman, was around here somewhere
BBS 'till you drop - carrier
- BBSing: Files, folks and fun.
BCPL -> B -> C !!! No wonder C is so cryptic!
Be excellent to each other..
Be part of the solution--not part of the problem
Be part of the solution not part of the polution
Be sure not to start a tagline you can't finis
Be vewy vewy quiet.  I'm hunting wabbits.
Be good to your ENVIRONMENT -- Purge your TREE
Be a Lert -- what the world needs is more
Be different DON'T speak your mind!
Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here!
Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room.
Beat it through the lines
Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder....
Become a programmer and never see the world!!
Beep, Beep... nope, not felix the cat...
Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!!!
Beer!  It's not just for breakfast anymore.....
Before you louse something up, THIMK!
Before backing up ... make a backup
Behind every succesfull man is woman with nothing
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
Being young is...I don't remember anymore!
Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to g
Being old sucks!
Believe me... It's a hardware problem or a Virus
Best way to be useful - stay out of the way.
Beta version - too buggy to be released.
BETA testing is hazardous to your health.
Beware the Jubjub bird
Beware the fury of a patient man.
Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may..
Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS!
Beware of geeks bearing .GIFS!
Beware of men who won't be bothered with details
BiÀ/Àre qui coule ne manque pas de mousse.
Big nostrils? Look at your finger size!
Bigamist = Italian fog
Bigomy: one wife to many.  Monogamy: same idea.
Bigomy: one wife too many.  Monogamy: same idea.
Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code...
Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Flo
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
Black holes suck.
Black holes resulted when MS tried to beat a deadl
Black Holes were created when God divided by zero!
Black holes are outa sight!
Black holes are where God forgot to cancel the inf
Black Holes happened when God divided by Zero
Black holes really SUCK!
Blessed are the pessimists; they make backups!
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier
Blow your mind... smoke gunpowder.
Blue dove...the crackerjack is on the windowsill.
Bo Knows MegaMail!
Bo knows Taglines!
Bones, I hate your #@!*% human guts. Discussion?
Book never written: "Dog training." by Wille Bite
Bored at 3:00 a.m.?  PSSSTTT - got a modem?
Born to be Wiiiillllllddddddddddd
Boy, that's bad!!
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore....
Breast size times I.Q. is constant.
Bring back the dobro to rock n roll!
Brooklyn -- the Fertile Crescent of Civilization
Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages
BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not.
BTW: Between The Words
Bud said,`Let there be lite' and there was Lite.
Buddhism means never having to say you're sorry.
Bugs are Sons of Glitches.
Bungee Diving - Living it up when you're going dow
Burma Shave.
But, officer, I was only going ONE way!
But really, it was EXACTLY the same as before...
But, boss, this IS part of my job!
But I DID read the manual...
But which one is the fatherboard?
But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination?
Butterfliers are free
Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster
Buy a Mac.  It can do SOMETHING right.
By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the f
By reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut
BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME
C-ing is believing
C is for Bangers.
C Programmers do it with the LARGE model!
C code.  C code run.  Run, code, run.... PLEASE!
C Programmers do it with models!
C program run.  C program crash.  C programmer qui
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^
C:\DOS   C:\DOS\RUN    RUN\DOS\RUN
C++ programmers earns money by inheritence.
C++ programmers do it with class.
CA Driving:  To Change lanes, first pull out your
California has its faults.
Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD!
Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard...
Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.Ô
Camera bugs always know where to light!
Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah!
Can YOU fly?
Can you find the mispelled word in hear?
Can you tell I need more tag lines?
Can elephants fly?
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand am?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??
Can taglines have sequels?  Hmmm.....
Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives!
Can't have evrything. Where would you put it?
Can't wait for MS-DOS 5.01!
Canada:   C Eh? N Eh? D Eh?
Carpenters are just plane folks
Castration takes balls.
Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad
Caution: PET XING
Caution:  Blown Brain At Work!
CAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER!  DON'T INCORRIGE
CAUTION:  Dangerous and off Medication...
CCITT=Confused Corporations In Thrall to Terror
Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic.
Cent, 5 cent, 10 cent, dollar.
Certified to serve!
CGA is the pallete from hell
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Chemists never die -- they just stop reacting.
Chemists have nice reactions.
Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
Chickens are how eggs make more eggs.
Children Learn What They Live!
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire...
Chocolate is a zit's best friend.
Cindarella's Godmother was a fairy.
Class I like : public Sex { \
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Clear your throat... drink draino.
Clear as mud
Click..Click..Click..darn, out of taglines!
Close the door and the light stays on!
Closed eyes are not always sleeping.
COBOL programmers understand why women hate period
COBOL can be cured with early detection!
COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.)
COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck
code code code code eat code code code sleep code
cogito ergo . . . get into a lot of arguments
Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam.
College don't make fools; they only develop them
Com'on folks, get a life! It's all just 1s & 0s!
Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sign
Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers
Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin!
Commercial radio, commercial radio, commercial r
Committee--a group which keeps minutes and waste h
Common Sense Isn't So Common
Common malady: Diarrhea of mouth + constipation of
Common sense is the uncommonest sense of all...
compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!!
Compiling...Linking...Dialing Copyright Lawyer...
Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <-
Compliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company.
Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad hav
Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
Computer users take more strokes.
Computer Marketing & Consults--Stay Clear!!
Computers:  the financial black hole of the 90's
Condominiums are not effective birth control.
Condoning sloppy spelling is guache.
ConEd - made in the U.S.A
Conference Host, Running & Being
Confession is good 4 the soul, but bad 4 the reput
Confucious say too damn much!
Confuse people - quote from the wrong
Confussion will be my epitaph
CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w  m o t i o n !
Consistency: The last refuge of the unimaginative
Constant tinkering buggers things up
Constants aren't;  variables don't.
Control-ALT-Delete thyself
Core error -- bus dumped.
Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!!
Coup de grace -- French for lawnmower?
Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02
Credit card owner -- Member of the debt set
Crime does not pay... as well as politics.
Critical error: (S)hout, (S)mash, (B)uy a mac.
CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers!
Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you?
Cure for baldness: Put on your hat!
Daddy! Let me push a-!@# NO CARRIER
Daddy?  What's this little red button for?
Dafynition #287:  TSR=Trash System Randomly
Dammit no!  Don't pick on the pho^$ L%À%À#!À
Dammit, where'd I leave that tagline?
Dancing with Wolves, Sleeping with beavers
Danger! Human at keyboard!
Dangerous Exercise:  Jumping to Conclusions
Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie.
DBasers do it in fields.
Deadlines amuse me.
Death cures cancer.
Death:  to stop sinning suddenly.
Debate, rebate, probate - what's the diff??
Debate Conf's=Mud Wrestling for the Pedantic
Decisions terminate panic
Default %JH3 Taglines
Defenders only...prosecutors will be violated.
DEFINE: De ting you get for breaking de law.
Dentist : he lives from hand to mouth.
Department meeting in 3 minutes
Despite of the cost of living, it remains popular.
DESQview does Windoze.
DESQview - No hourglass required!
DESQview:  Windex for Windows
DESQview: The Faster Multitasker
DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good.... NOT!
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Did you know that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA?
Did you know that rats can't vomit?
Did you receive a proper socialist education?
Did I just step on someones toes again??
Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium?
Die Entropie des Welts strebt einem Maximum zu.
Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses neve
Difference between men & boys is the price of thei
Difference between a hero and a coward is one step
Dinner Not Ready...(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
Diogenes is still searching.
Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find
Disk Crash:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystandards
Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct
DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE
Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage.
Do not believe in miracles ÀÀÀÀ rely on them.
Do you have such a thing?
Do Quarter Horses have only one leg????
Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law.
Do not remove under penalty of law.
Do you love me for my brain or my baud?
Do you C my point?
Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do
Do not believe in miracles.  Rely on them.
Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus?
Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ?
Do artificial plants need artificial water?
Do not read beyond this line.
Do it with style
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
Do not pay any attention to this.
DO NOT soak me up with honey please!
Docs....I don't need no stinkin' docs!
Documentation is for people who can't read.
Does killing time harm eternity?
Does it really matter if he said he is Batman
Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ?
Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?
Does that help at all?
Does anybody actually read Taglines
Does FAKE fur come from stuffed animal toys?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.
 Dogs,  Cats,  Criminals.
Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.
Doing it the hard way is always easier.
Don't recall us...we'll recall you....
Don't Steal - The Government HATES Competition!!
Don't happy, be worry!
Don't get hooked on drugs, get hooked on fishing.
Don't hate me, I'm just a tagline.
Don't force it, use a bigger hammer
Don't judge a book by its movie
Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible!
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain
Don't ask why, just do it.
Don't ask me-I'm making this up as I go.
Don't believe anything you read, especially tags
Don't blame me... I didn't do it!
Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers!
Don't even think of putting a tagline here.
Don't let me get too deep.
Don't Support Shareware, just their Authors!
Don't let the sun catch you crying.
Don't take life seriously - won't get out alive!
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry: The answer's at the back of the book.
Don't worry the next message will be better!
Don't use commas, which, aren't necessary.
Don't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back.
Don't Touch That Phone...I'm On The Mode+^%$#(*@
Don't try to confuse me with the facts!
Don't you hate boring taglines?
Don't look Ethyl...  It was too late.
Don't steal, the government doesn't like the compe
Don't like these tags?? Steal your own.....
Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark
Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff.
Don't mind me; I'm the designated drunk.
DON'T READ THIS!!!
DON'T read the manual! Just WING that sucker!
DOS:  Tells a computer what to do with itself!
Down with TLAs! (three letter acronyms)
Dramatize:  What well dressed RAM chips wear.
Drive Offensively!
Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S
Drive slower than your guardian angel can fly.
Drop your carrier, we have you surrounded!
Drop me a line...anytime!
DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ
Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe
Dumb Questions are better than smart mistakes!
Dumb luck beats sound planning every time
Durians, real fruits for real people.
dy(3x^4 + 2x-5)/dx = 12x^3 + 2
Dyslexia rules KO.
Dyslexics of the World: Untie!
Dyslexics have more fnu
Eagles Soar!, but weasels aren't sucked into jets!
Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet eng
Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspiciou
Earth:  Its only ours to borrow!
Easy as 1, 2, 3.14159265358979323846...
Easy Does It.  But Do It
Eat more Possum!
Eat My Shorts
Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy.
Eat yogurt and get cultured
Effective Gun Control:  Keep muzzle pointed at tar
Electrician -- Person who wires for money
Elevator men do it on all floors
ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY!
Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins.
Engineers:  often wrong, seldom in doubt
Epoch:  the sound made by a hen
Error finding REALITY.SYS  -  Universe halted.
Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working
Error opening COLDBEER.CAN  Glass not ready.
Error #1511: Brain Offline
ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
ERROR: REALITY.SYS Corrupted -- Universe unrecoverable
ERROR:  CPU not found
Eschew and avoid redundant obfuscation.
Eschew Obfuscation . . .
Escort GT - An oxymoron
Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system
Ettore's law: the other line always moves faster
Evangelists do more than lay people
Even small mouths can gather BIG feet!
Even Programers need a "bit" of love
Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark
Even this shall pass away...
Even a small star shines brightly in the dark
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Ever wanted to download pizza?
Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like?
Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens?
Every Silver Lining Has a Cloud.
Every sperm is Sacred!
Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours.....
Every day is starting to look like Monday ...
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad exam
Everyone is gifted. Some open the pkg sooner.
Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd be single!
Everyone is entitled to my opinion...
Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me...
Everything is just chemistry!
Everything starts as somebody's daydream.
Everything is just a thing
Everything You Know Is Wrong
Excuse me if I sound bitter....I taste that way to
Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City?
Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF   1
Explosive when wet
EZ come ... EZ go   SLMR come... He stay!
Faber: Knowledge is good!
Fac meam diem.  -- Clintus Estvoodicus
Fakir - Mann som kan begÀ#À selvmord og overleve
False appearance of fine speech
Farfignewton.. the cookie of the stars..
Farfignewton: n., from German, "ergonomic cookie"
Fatal Error: You're dead.
Fear is the darkroom where negatives develop.
Fear is the parent of cruelty.
Fear not, for I have given you authority
Features should be discovered, not documented!
Feed your faith and starve your doubts to death.
Feeling Lucky ?! - Upgrade your Software!
Female programmers get their bits twiddled.
fflush and then wwash your hands.
Fight the Greenhouse Effect:  PLANT TREES!!!
Fight War, Not Wars!
Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity
FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops!  Is anyone down
Firings will continue until morale improves
First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.
First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin!
Floggings will continue until morale improves
Floppy disk - A disk that flops
Floppy not responding--formatting HDD!
Fonts and Typefaces: The more the merrier!
Fools rush in -- and get the best seats.
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.
For all you do, this SCUD's for you.
For tomorrow I diet . . .
For a photographer, life us just a bed of poses
For Sale: Dehydrated HÀÀO - $14 per quart
- FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this lin
Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily
FORD = Found On Road Dead
FORFEIT: What most animals stand on.
Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something...
Forget the Joneses.... I can't keep up with The Si
Format C:<CR>......OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS!
Former Virgin Off Line Reader At Work..Virgin Off Line Reader At Work.
Fortes fortuna adjuvat
Four and six a pound and him with a wooden leg?
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable
Freedom isn't cheap and it never goes on sale.
Friends, Romans, Countrymen: lend me your noses
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate
From the land of graft and corruption!
FUBB -- Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind.
G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns
Gary Trudeau for President!
General Failure reading John Dvorak
Generic Industry Standard Tagline
Generic Brown Label Tagline
Generic Tagline
Genius has its limits, but not stupidity
Geologist -- Fault finder
George Bush: 'A New World Odor!'
Georgia REALLY sucks.
Get stoned!  Drink wet cement!
Get down and Modem the night away!
Get your kicks...
Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves!
Get well soon!  (But leave me alone!)
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Give me patience! RIGHT NOW!
Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler.
Go softly....it's dark out there
Go on, just hit me! ...Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL..
Go For It!
Go ahead...MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!!
Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk.  I dare you!
Go Ahead.. We're cleared for wierd.
Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the
God is real, unless declared integer
God made whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the wo
GOSUB:coffee;work;RETURN:
Gotta have my Corn Pops...
Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management
Grandma got run over by a reindeer...
Gravity is a law.  Lawbreakers will be brought dow
Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the law!
Greenhouse, schmeenhouse -- I'm FREEZING!
GUI:  Grab the User In-the-face
Gun control:  Keep the muzzle pointed at the targe
Gun control is hitting what you aim at.
Guns don't kill.  Fast-moving projectiles do.
Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE!
H y! Wh r  did my " " k y go?
H*LL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's politically correct
Hams do it with more frequencies
Hands up!  Said the laser printer.
Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it?
Hardware: The part you kick.
Has this conference been sprinkled?????
Has anyone found my marbles?
HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD!
Hasta la vista, ...baby!
Hau gerta ez dadin, oihan-guteak geldi ÀÀtatzu!
Have you hugged your logic probe today?
Have you hugged your computer lately?
Have you uploaded clip art today?
Have you hugged your Sysop today?
Have you hugged your motherboard today?
Have a nice day, and a better tomorrow!
Have a nice day.
Have a good day today and a better day tommorow
Have time to waste?  Get Microsoft Windows 3.0!
Have you clubbed an ignorant human today?
Have you hugged a porcupine today?
Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
Have you hugged a programmer today?
Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
HD failure: A)bort, R)etry, N)egotiate, C)ry
He who slings mud looses ground.
He who laughs last is probably your boss!
He wants a shoe horn, the kind with teeth
He ain't heavy;  he's a Shareware Author.
He who dies with the most software WINS!
He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD!
He's mostly dead jim, get Miracle Max
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wa
He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB.
Health is the slowest possible rate to die
Heather: Get drunk and tip cows.
Heisenberg may have been here.
Hell hath no fury like lawyer of a woman scorned
Hell hath no fury like a democrat scorned.
Hell hath no pizza
Hell is kept warm with profane burners
Hello, sailor! Hello little girl, want some candy?
Help the economy...buy something here !!
Help stampout unfriendly conference hosts!
Help stampout 'smart mouthed' Sysops!
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this BBS.
Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up!
Help!  I'm modeming...   and I can't hang up!!!
Help! I've fallen and can't get up.
Help! I've tripped and I can't come down!
HELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up
Help!! I hit the power switch and it didn't die
Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!!
Hepaticocholecystostcholecystenterostomy
Here, there........and everywhere......
Here we are now, entertain us...
Here today, dawn tommorow.
Here Strange ain't Strange!!! It Normal!!
Here's Looking At You, Kid
Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't.
Hey Vanilla Ice! Meet Mr. Halite!
Hey Underpants, I'm talking to YOU!
Hey Wally!  Come look at this.
Hey Jim, Are we there yet?
Hey, whats that beeping noise? Wheres that smoke c
Hey Rocky - watch me pull a sysop outta my hat!
Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?!
Hey Pee Wee, Button your fly!
Hey!  Who uncorked my bottle of lunch?
Hindsight is an exact science.
Hips or lips:  Let your conscience be your guide..
Hire teenagers while they still know everything.
Hit <ALT>-J to pick a John Hancock 3 tagline...
HO!  <repeat three times>
Home is where the computer is plugged in.
Honestly, I only looked at it!!!
Honesty is the best image.
Honey,just one more message...I really MEAN it thi
Horn busted! Watch for finger...
Horse's can't fly!  Horse feathers...
How do YOU spell computer?
How to solve Mideast problems: DEL IRA*.*
How can I fail when I have no purpose???
How can I miss you if you won't go away.
How do I get my words to RIME ?
How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"?
How ya like me now?
HOW can I be OVERDRAWN if I still have CHEQUES lef
- How're you going to do it?  Upgrade It!
Howdy Doody had 48 freckles.
HUGO was a wimp compared to Desert Storm.
Huh?  What?  Am I on-line?
Humanity is a parisite
I hope that helps!  USENET:  DAN.MLODECKI@CANREM.COM
I am not a dictator.  It's just I have a grumpy face.
I know nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothing.
I have .25 Clusters per Sector.
I may have settled in shipping.
I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious.
 I love happy faces! Don't you? 
I wish my M-5 had 4DOS...
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.....
I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them
I/O I/O so off to work I go!
I wish there was something interesting to read dow
I wish I could step on this program's bug.
I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared...
I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....?
I would say more, but I'm limited to 45 chara
I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't.
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter.
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion.
I wanted a manly mail reader... I got a silly one
I have .25 sectors per sector.
I am not a dictator.  It's just I have a grumpy fa
I entered this message just to use this tagline.
I appreciate your not breathing while I smoke.
I object to sex on TV, I keep falling off!
I tried switching to gum but couldn't keep it lit
I was on a roll until I slipped on the butter.
I am not young enough to know everything.
I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C'
I **TRIED** to register it!
I almost stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed!
I am a person of color: My color is White
I want to have Michelle Pfeiffer's baby
I love New York!     * * *       No Radio
I never metaphysics I didn't like
I never met a Lasagna I didn't like!
I never liked you, and I always will
I am correct, the rest of you are wrong!
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
I like my steak MIDIum rare...
I like children, if they are properly cooked!
I just hate it when it does that !!
I just gotta write some new taglines...
I live in a house, but belong in a HOME.
I live the life of Riley...when Riley isn't home.
I am not arguing with you; I am telling you
I AM standing.
I love my job! I love my job! I love my job! I lov
I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket!
I think, therefore I am on-line.
I think I've got a headache.....
I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten.
I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah S
I think, therefore I am, I think
I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)
I  WP
I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong..
I think, therefore I scan.
I support MERIT PAY for Politicians.
I support drug tests. Test the politicians.
I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone ...
I program, therefore I exist.
I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser
I practice moderation to excess.
I remember me... I think.
I run a clean place. ÀÀ Guinan
I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving!
I smell a rat.  Did you bake it or fry it?
I saw what you did and I know who you are.
I saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of
I just bought a cured ham.  Wonder what it had?
I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old. ÀÀ P
I didn't get the documentation for the manuals!
I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anyth
I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to.
I despise WINDOWS!
I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability
I [] My Cat.
I [] QEdit!
I [] My Dog. I [8] My Cat.
I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD.
I can't help it if I'm lucky...
I [] CorelDRAW! v. 2.0!
I came, I saw, I confused.
I C, therefore I link  (and think, and drink)
I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label!
I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I can't believe my computer's on fire.
I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand
I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes
I [] TheDraw v. 4.0!
I [] Ventura Publisher!
I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers
I am. Therefore, I think.  I think.
I HATE it when that happens!
I had my head examined.  They didn't find *anythin
I have a feeling this isn't Kansas, Toto!
I haven't lost my mind...It's backed up somewhere!
I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard d
I am wealthy in my friends.  -Shakespeare
I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agr
I gave it up until Lent
I found the tests quite elementary. ÀÀ Data
I don't know what I like, but I know what art is.
I don't know how I got here....
I ['d] My Dog. I ['d] My Cat.
I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTE
I forget
I em a wuunderfull spelur.  I tipe vari gud two.
I dont nead no speling cheker!
I  message database managers.
I blinked, therefore I ran.
I twaught I twall a pussy cat, I did!  I did!
I thought that you thought... must be mistaken.
I tried the rest but bought the best!!!!
I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it li
I thought you were dead...
I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!"
I used to be indecisive.  Now I'm not sure.
I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my...
I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0
I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some.
I wanna see 'em explode in every zip code!
I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited
I used to read books.  Now I read .qwk files.
I used to have a Tandy, but I got better!
I'd be a narcissist, but I'm WAY too ugly.
I'd rather be rich than good-looking!
I'd rather wear out than rust out.
I'd rather be rich!
I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd offer everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not hostes
I'll make you famous....
I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.
I'll never forget what's-his-name.
I'll never forget the....uhh...the...never mind!
I'll backup my Hard Drive tomor*(&^)*98&^^...
I'll deal with today tommorrow.
I'll be back.
I'll be back... maybe!
I'm DISKcombabulated.
I'm mooning you now, you just can't see me.
 I'm grinning from 'ere to 'ere 
I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM.
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you thi
I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep
I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T.
I'm not crazy, I'm chlorinated
I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid.
I'm hopelessly addicted to my PC and modem!
I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you?
I'm in search of myself.  Have you seen me anywher
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
I'm in shape ... pear is a shape isn't it?
I'm responsible for the MOTHER of all screw-ups!
I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING! >THUD<
I'm like a bad TSR; I keep popping up!
I'm lost!  Can you help?....
I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registe
I'm just about finished, just a coulple more secon
I'm in total control, but don't tell my wife.
I'm Jewish, and Shabtai Zvi will return!
I'm more humble than you are!
I'm neither for, nor against apathy
I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT!
I'm not as think as you stoned I am.
I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.
I'm NOT addicted.  I just use the modem all the ti
I'm nervous and my socks are too loose.
I'm not a supreme being. ÀÀ Picard
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.         J.Ra
I'm too old and incontinent-oops-incompetent
I'm tired of thinking up new taglines
I'm the one your mother warned you about...
I'm the guy with one star, 2 G's, 2 Nodes and one
I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact.
I'm a analog man in a digital world
I'm wobbling and I can't fall down!     Weeble
I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins.
I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble.
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK!
I'm all tagged out!
I'm amazed, that it works at all.
I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas!
I'm a fragment of your imagination
I'm a brain in a vat. Are you one too?
I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe!
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3
I've used this particular tagline 346 times.
I've fallen... and can't BOOT up!
I've fallen and I can't get up.
I've always wanted to make love to an alien.
I)gnore, R)eboot, or C)all Laura Palmer
IBM - Inferior But Marketable!
IBM stands for Inferior But Marketable.
IBM - Making Tomorrow's Mistakes Today!!!
IBM = Ice Box Machines
IBM: Inertia Breeds Mediocrity
IBM?  [I]ncredibly [B]oring [M]anuals.
if u cn rd ths u 2 cn thnk up shrt clvr tglns
if u cn rd ths u cn bcm a c prgmr!
if ( original_ver == OK )  don't_upgrade();
if ( !broke ) don't_fix();
If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER?
If you can read this, you are too close.
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead?
If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close!
If you can't say it in 50 characters, then don't b
If you can't make it good, make it expensive.
If you can't make it good, make it big.
If ya can't feed em', don't breed em'!!!
If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities...
If turning it on doesn't help, plug it in.
If we don't succeed, we increase our chances at failure.
If we left the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!
If you can't think of a tagline, steal one! (like I do!)
If you believe THAT, I have a BRIDGE for sale...
If you took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, eh?
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
If you want it done right do it yourself!
If you want it done right, let  do it.
If your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound.
If you're gonna get down...Get Down and Prey!
If you take the plunge, return it by Tuesday.
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast...
If you hit every time, the target's too near.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your
If you leave 2 bills together, they breed!
If you live long enough, it WILL kill you...
If you redo a batch file, does it become a son of a batch
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over
If this were funny, it'd be a tagline.
If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic!
If it works, rip it apart and find out why!
If it works, don't fix it!
If it works, break it!
If it works, you must have done something wrong.
If it's fixed, don't break it!
If it's useless, it will have to be documented.
If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong.
If it wasn't for EZ-RDR it would be hard.
If it ain't broke, wait a day or two!!
If it ain't broke, don't fix it!!!
If I were rich my butler would answer my mail.
If it jams, force it....If it breaks, it needed replacing
If it was raining soup, I'd have a knife & fork
If it was easy, they wouldn't need us.
If its stupid and it works - its not stupid
If it works tinker till it doesn't
If there isn't a law, there will be -- Gates' Law
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
If they don't like ARJ, they can eat Z..!
If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!!
If life is but a Dream please wake me up..
If this is Quarqsday,THIS must be Earth!
If there is no God, who pops up the Kleenex?
If this message goes into the void, call me!
If my girlfriend caught me on this board...
If Marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws!
If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on.
If only I still had my Commodore 64... If only...
If puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns
If speed scares you, use Micro$oft Windows!
If the Message Won't End, Continue It.
If at first you don't succeed...  forget skydiving.
If you can read this, BACK OFF!
If at first you don't succeed, join the club.
If I can't have SessionManager, I don't want anyth
If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg
If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve
If ET married Peter Cetera he'd be ET CETERA.
If I can, can you?
If I could think of one it'd be right HERE!
If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte...
If I only had a 486 . .
If dogbark=true .then. mailman = present
If code was meant to be portable, it'd have wheels
If at first you don't succeed, forget it.
If at first you don't succeed, fake it!!
If at first you don't succeed, cry.
If at first you don't succeed, lower your standard
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not fo
If at first you don't succeed, try again at second
If at first you don't succeed, transform your data
If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it.
If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver 1.0
If I wanted your opinion I'd ask your computer
If you really want to know, you won't ask me.
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong
If  1st you dont succeed:Rewrite it from scratch
If at first you don't succeed...  forget skydiving
If a program is useful, it must be changed.
If "R" is Reverse, how come "D" is FORWARD?
If 1st you dont succeed, rewrite it from scratch
If all goes well, you've overlooked something!
If (Dog_bark = true) then letter:=arrived;
IF STONE(ROTATION) > 1 THEN MOSS(PROPAGATION) = 0
IF DAVE(EXPANSION) > 1 THEN WORLD(SMALL) = FLAT
IF code_works THEN don't_fix_it END IF
IF(!CRASH()) _THANK_GOD();
if(crash) grab_ankles();kiss_xxx_goodbye()
Ignorance leads to Indulgence.
Ignorance is temporary, stupidity is permanent
Ignorance is temporary - Stupidity is forever
Ignorance & apathy: I don't know & I don't care
Ignore your teeth and they'll go away!
illegitimati non carborendum
Illiterate?  Write for information!
Illiterate?  Write for free help.
ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure...
Images and reflections to brighten my day.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. -Einstein
IMHO: In My Honest Opinion
Improve your memory, forget about work
Improved - didn't work the second time.
In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time
In the computer world, every little bit helps.
In case of rapture, please grab the wheel.
In The Search For Quality, There Is No Finish Line
In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton.
In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly
In any case = In any box ???
In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.
In Borland you are never bored!
Inagodadivida, baby!
Inane tagline found.  Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one.
Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF
Indecision is the basis of Flexibility.
INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGL
Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.
Inflation means the Buck does not stop here...
Ingen har nytte av et lik
Innuendo = Italian suppository
Inouye shoulda been able to get in...
Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!
Insert brain, then type
Insert Witty Tagline Here ...
Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue
Install failed. Attempting to transfer virus to c:
Instant Human: Just Add Coffee...
Integrity of Heart; Skill of Hand
Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal...fun
Iraqi rifle for sale.  Never fired.  Dropped once.
IrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressIrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressI
Is the dingleberry still fashionable?
Is there death after life?
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
Is virus a 'micro' organism?
Is piece when the loin lies down with the limb?
Is this FahrvergnÀGÀgen?
Is it really true that blondes have more fun?
Is good Data, Gordi's best friend?
Is Al the hologram really Al Bundy in disguise?
Is OS/2 only half an operating system?
Is HST faster than the Concord?
Is it magic.... or is it SessionManager?
Is it ok to panic now?
It was all so different before everything changed.
It sure is a damn ugly nothing - Geordi
It wasn't broken..until I started playing with it!
It works better if you plug it in.
It isn't really mine 'til I've modified it
It always happens, but we never expect "the unexpected".
It behooves us to avoid archaisms.
It takes a long word to retard spoilage.
It doesn't work, but it looks pretty.
IT WON'T WORK!!!
It's not a BUG, it's an undocumented feature!
It's not over until Milli Vanilli sings!
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
It's MY idea 'cause I stole it first!
It's not pretty being easy
It's not the age - it's the mileage!
It's STILL just a DUMB machine !
It's  3:40 pm, Do you know where your child is
It's on that one, the 6th unlabeled floppy.
It's morning in An Tir, and it's not my fault!
It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
It's ALWAYS dark if you never open your eyes!
It's a GREAT DAY when I learn something new!
It's just a jump to the left...
It's been a business doing pleasure with you...
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
It's hard to call the zoo when the lion's busy.
It's hard to be humble when you're perfect!
It's great to do nothing and rest afterwards.
It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser
It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in sni
It's not the money I want, it's the stuff.
It's a great place, and the drinks are cold!
Ithinkmyspacebarstoppedworking.
Its my tagline! I stole it first.
Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature.
Its nice to do nothing and then rest afterwards.
Its more than good enough so I ain't switch'n
Its hard being BLUE.
Its what I do.  I'm a terminator....  NO CARRIER
Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters
James Brown: "Help!  I've fallen and I can't get down!"
Jeez, if you love Honkus...
Jeffrey Dahmer... the queer that made Milwaukee famous!
Jesus Saves.  The Pope makes tape backups.
Jesus saves; now offering 14.9% !!
Jesus Saves!...passes to Moses...shoots! SCORES!
Jesus Saves!  With today's prices, that's a miracle!
Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for VALUABLE prizes!
Jheeesh!!!
Jimmy Hoffa, call your office.
Join Amnesiacs Anonymous at um, er...
Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!!
Just trying to keep up...
Just waiting for a new version......
Just try it shorty. ÀÀ Tasha
Just Tell Me How To Follow Protocol.
Just when you thought it was over you were right.
Just what does that mean?
Just because.
Just take those old records off the shelf...
Just taggin' along for the Rime.
Just gimma a slice of...
Justice is incidental to law and order.
Keep yr eye upon the doughnut,&not upon the hole
Keep London tidy -- eat a pigeon.
Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.
Keyboard not functioning.  Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard not responding! Press any key to contine
Keyboard not responding! Press any key ....
Keyboard not found...THINK F1 to continue.
Keyboard is unattached.  Press F10 to continue
Keyboard not found.  Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard locked..Press F1 to continue
Keyboard not attached.Press F10 to continue
Keyboard error or no keyboard, F1 to continue
Kick butt now, take names later?
KIDS!  Please try this at home!
Kill the lawyers first.
Kiss me, I'm a Redneck
KISS (:<) Keep It Simple Stupid
kjhf7u2sfgywh...HEY, get the cat off my computer!
KLEPTOMANIA!  Take something for it!
Klingons have Ridges.
Know what I mean...Vern?
Know what I mean?? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge
Knowledge is power.
L.A.P.D. motto: We treat you like a king
LABEL NOT FOUND: go anywhere you like.
Ladies with an attitude.
Laptop: Lighter than the avg. secretary
Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"
Last one out of Mass., shut off the lights.
Last week I couldn't spell prgmar, now I are one!
Latin is a real angina gluteus maximus.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you!
Lawyers, the mothers of deception.
Learn to fly. Skydive.
Learn C++ as a second language!
Learn a foriegn language...C
Let X = X.
Let us celebrate an exhaltation of larks!
Let them eat cache.
Let's spend the night together!
Let's go DX around the world
Let's get Visual, Visual.  I wanna get Visual..
Liberal-One who leaves the room when the fight begins.
Life is like a simily
Life is sexually transmitted, and terminal...
Life is short, eat desert first!!
Life before the real world -- work.
Life is hard with an extended alphabet... <sigh>
Life sucks and then you marry one who won't.
Life is boring without EDLIN
Life begins at contraception
Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp it!
Life...too many questions, damn few answers.
Life: what happens when you have other plans.
Life:A terminal,sexually transmitted disease.
Life's a bitch, and then you marry one!
Life's Law:  NOTHING ever happens until it does.
Liposuction will destroy your FAT
List(en)ing by phone...
Listen to the rhythm of the failing bits...
Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives
LISTEN to your children
Live long enough to become a problem to your kids.
Live by the moment.  "What time is it?"
Logic is a way of going wrong with confidence.
Lonely is the programer with a debuged program.
Long time his manxome foe he sought
Long live the C64! G-g-guys? I was only kiddin, <BANG!!>
Long-life batteries aren't
Long-life batteries a r e   n   '   t      v     e
look, It's a drunk tank of trombones!
Look Ma, No Taglines!
Look out!... Here comes winter, AGAIN!!
Look on my tagline, ye mighty, and despair!
Looking for Vanna's brains...did you find them?
Lookout World!  The Modem is Ringing!
Loose it here and you're in a World of hurts !!
Lore: Takes a licking and keeps on twitching.
Lost - One Tagline - old, but very cuddly.
Lots of things are easy when you know the answer
Love of money is the root of all politics.
Love is grand.  Divorce, twenty grand.
LUNACY  my Best personality trait!
LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS
Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong
Macho does not prove mucho.
MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove
Macro     Macro     Macro
Madam I'm Adam
Madness takes its toll, exact change please
Mail is a Subject's way of producing another Subject.
Make way!, Make way!, A PROGRAMMER HAS ARRIVED!!
Make tracks for Moose Breath Montana
Make a difference in the world today: Subtract
Make my day, kill a GUI today.
Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll.
Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself.
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish!
Man Gives Birth to 9 Pound baby Girl!
Manifest: Why lift the hood?
Many men smoke, but fu man chu
Many pages make a thick book.
Many are educated...few are learned...
Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
Mary had a little lamb...a little beef, a little ham.
Matrix me the Epson way!
May you live in interesting times
May the wind behind you always be your own.
May you never live to see your wife a widow
May the Farce be with you
May fortune favor the foolish.
May the FORCE be with you!!!
May the next version of WP be the last!
MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2
Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer
Me, indecisive?  I don't think I am, do you?
Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...)
Mega dittos from the Bayou State . . .
MegaMail----What A Wonderful Toy!
MegaMail:  The Mother of All Readers
MegaReader ÀÀeta ÀÀrigade
MegaReader ÀÀ tester - and PROUD of it!
Memory is the second thing to go.
Memory allocation error: Reboot System!
Memory....??....What memory??
Men have become tools of their tools. Thoreau
Message-write macros, Made to Order.
Message from: Dan.Mlodecki@CANREM.COM
Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils
Microbiology Lab:  Staph Only!
Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have employees too.
MicroSoft finally did SOMETHING right...  DOS 99
Midden:  a kind of fingerless glove
MIDI: Maybe I'll Die Insolvent!
Mie Croc Sauf The, Bord Lande, Lotte Us, etc...
Might as well face it,  you're addicted to code...
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open.
MIPS => Meaningless Index of Processor Speed
Missed it by  |  | <- That much!
Missing - presumed married.
MISSING TAGLINE...REWARD OFFERED.
Misspelled?  Impossible. Error correcting modem!
Mobius strippers never show you their back side.
mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo
Modem sex begins with a handshake.
Modeming is an exercise of bits, bytes and bauds
Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themsevles
Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!!
Modems...MOdulator DEModulator...MOney owDEd to Ma bell!
Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you!
Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life.
Money talks - mine always says "goodbye".
Money is the root of all evil; everyone needs roots!
Money is the root of all evil - send $9.95 ..
Monotheism is a gift from the gods
MOOSE JAW: The only city named after a Prime Minister !
More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die!
Morning: cause for alarm
Most of our future lies ahead.
Most political jokes get elected
Move to California - The police treat you like a "King"
MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex!
Mr Spock wears vulcanized rubbers.
Mr. Potato Head meets the Veg-o-matic
MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN
MS-DOS 5.0, Why fix it if it ain't broke!
multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously!
Murphy is out there ... waiting ...
Murphy was an optimist.
Murphy IS an optimist! Murphy LIVES !!!
Murphy's Law doesn't apply to mee!!!!
Mushy peas & mint sauce hmmmmm
My rabbit's just turned into frogs, they croaked.
My stereo's ÀÀ-fixed, said Tom monotonously.
My other tag line is a killer!
My other computer is a SUN SPARCstation
My other computer is a +4...
My other computer is a Cray
My other computer is an IMSAI....
My other car is an Edsel.
My Universe - I hate party bashers......
My wife left me - There is a GOD!
My wife's other car is a BROOM!
My Twit Filter just put YOU on its Twit List!
My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List!
My tagline can beat up your tagline...
My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY.
My system goes down more often than a $10 whore.
My last original thought died of loneliness.
My dad and I are siamese twins.
My God! It's full of stars!
My boss is tempermental.  50% temper and 50% mental.
My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste.
My other brain's a schizofrenic
My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec.
My Hovercraft is full of Eels.
My Boss is a Jewish carpenter!
My mouse only has one ball....
My IBM mouse likes a MS.  She's no Genius.
My mother invented me. My father denies!
My only cow died, so I don't need your bull.
My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!
My mind is closed so my body speaks
My mistakes are purely erroneous.
Nadie tiene mÀÀs imaginaciÀ;Àn que la realidad.
NAK NAK  Who's there?  ÀÀ#ÀÀEÀ&À)  NO CARRIER
NASA: There's no such thing as a free launch.
NASCAR -- Where speed excells!
Nato Ergo Sum
-- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw! --
Navy, not just a job, but an adventure.
Navy, Just Another Adventure by Milton Bradley
Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one!
Nepotism is relational.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely
Never smirk at the judge..
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone.
Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me"....
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one'll do.
Never drink whisky on an empty ulcer!
Never a victim without retribution!!
Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
Never "assume" or you'll make an "ass" of "u" and "me".
Never lose your sense of the superficial.
Never mind the facts - I know what I know
Never let a machine know you're in a hurry
New Book:  _How to write a How To book_
Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!!
Nibbles, bits, bytes....great hobby for a dieter, huh?!?
Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre.
NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE MODEMS!
Nirvana smells funny...
No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
No mud can soil us but the mud we throw.
No one has ever died an atheist. -Plato-
No more money for MICROSOFT. USE 4DOS!!!!
No more money for Mickey. Use 4DOS and DRDOS
No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!
No, I'm not shy - just poor and unemployed.
No, I never read the documentation
No Tagline available at this time.
No program works the first time you run it.
No Credit? No Problem.  Bad Credit? No Problem.
No Credit, Bad Credit? No Problem. No Money?  Problem.
No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline
No Money?  Problem.
No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting.
No amount of planning will replace dumb luck.
No matter what happens, someone always knew it would.
No matter where you go, there you are.  - B. Bonzai
No main() No Gain!
No job is so small it doesn't require all your tools
NO, I _don't_ do WINDOWS!!
Noah upgraded and built an ARJ!
Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them
Nobody notices when things go right.
Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger!
Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition
Non-Trekkies of the world-- GET A FUTURE!!
None of you exists, my sysop types all this in!
Not sure if it helps, but turn the monitor ON.
Not the Beatles, but an incredible simulation
Not tonight dear . . . . . . . . . I have a modem.
Not tonight honey... I have a modem
Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie.
Not now, I have a headache!
Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute.
Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight!
Not another NAK NAK joke, Please!
Not breaking the rules, just testing the elasticity...
Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up
Nothing behind you matters
Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer.
Nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wro
Nothing is 100% certain, bug free or IBM compatible.
Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE to those that don't have to do it.
Now where did I put that nitwit filter?
Now, where did I put that dweeb filter?
Now that we travel in space how about travelling in time?
Now, THIS is a tagline
Now where did I park my hard drive??
Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living.
Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix...
Now if I could only find the Video switch!
Now I've gone too far, where do I go now?
Now where did I put that fire extinguisher?
NOW, you can press the other key to continue...
NOW I've put my ear in it!
Nuclear war? There goes the neighborhood.
Nuke the baby fur whales.
Nuke the Gay Whales for Christ.
Nuke 'em 'til they glow, & shoot 'em in the dark
Nuthin' is simple sometimes...
O.K to coninue??  <yes> <no> <MAYBE?>
Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I?
Of course I'm a virgin!  I'm catholic!
Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Of all liars, memory is the most convincing
Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ÀÀÀ?ÀÀÀÀÀÀ(ÀÀÀÀÀÀ
Oh, molluscs. I thought you said bacon.
Oh, I'm a tagline, and I'm OK...
Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal!
Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk?
Oh, what the hell, here's a tagline.
Oh, I can 'C' clearly now, my brain is gone...
Oh God! I almost stole a tagline!
Oh my God!
Oh no! Not another 'undocumented feature'!
Oh boy...
OH NO, my wife burned the rice crispies--AGAIN!!
Oh! To be an Interface Cowboy in Hyperspace.!!!
Ohmygosh!.....Ugottabekidding......
Okay! - Okay! - I'll be off the phone in a minute!  Geez!
Old soldiers never die...young ones do.
Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted.
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O...
Omaha? They have computers in Omaha?????
On leave from CNN...
On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers.
On a clear desk you can never find anything.
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
One more time...Trying Megamail
One wanton pointer, and you're in the soup!
One never knows, do one?
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
One man gathers what another man spills...
One good turn gets all the blankets!
One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day.
Online
ONLINE ? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test
Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Only death is fatal - life is not!
Only stop for walls - Speedo
ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard
OOPs, I stepped on a GUI!
OOPS: Not just for klutzes anymore
OOPs! This is C++, not C!
Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor...
Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in...
Open Mouth, Insert foot, SHUTUP!
Open mouth, Insert foot, Echo Internationally
OPERATER ERROR.. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot...
Operator...give me the no for 911, quick!
Operator!....Trace this call and tell me where I am!!
Optical mice have no balls!
OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE!
OS/2 - Your Brain  Windows - Your Brain on Drugs.
Other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
Our viewers need proof!
Our father who art in Redmond, hallowed be thy DOS
Our pond has ducks.  Really anti-social ducks.
------------ Out of Order -------------
Oxymoron #40:  Ironclad Guarantee
Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo?
P Revere: "One if by Lan, two if by 'C'"
Pagans do it in the Woad
Paramedics are patient people.
Paranoids are never alone.
Pardon me, I've been BBSing.
Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing...
Parenthood-Feeding the mouth that bites you!
Part-time musicians are semiconductors
PAS_AL, BASI_, & _OBOL...  C fills all the gaps!
Pass by the open WINDOWS
Passwords? -- We don' need no steenkin passwords!
Patience NOW!
Patience is a virgin.
Patience -- Wait control
PATIENCE-A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait
Pave the bay.
PC RAID... Kills program bugs, DEAD!
Pee wee would write, but he does not have a free hand!
Penny for your thoughts..  Hey! I deserve change!
People who eat snails are slime!!
People who gleet in glass houses, shouldn't!
People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
People would be alive if there were a death penality
People are boring. Computers are fun.
People are still having sex.
People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend
PerestrÀAÀika... Llibertat... Demana PAU, au!
PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease.
Pets are the soul of the household
Philadelphia Pa... We Bomb our Citizens
Photographers do it with a shutter.
Pi aren't square! Cornbread are square!
Pi R squared. Nooo!  Pie R round, Cornbread R squared!
Pine Trees are fine trees!
Pirates, they're recking it for everyone!
Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!
pitchfork (n.): used to unload dead babies from boxcars
Pitchfork:  a device for collecting dead babies
Place written complaint and proof here====>[]
Planned Parenthood is nothing of the sort.
Play it Again, Sam
Please wait ONE HOUR before replying...
Please say it isn't so!!!
Please don't spoil everything by telling me the truth.
Please leave deposit in appropriate bank...
Please Hold...
Plerique amicos, tanquam pecudes, eos potissium
Plus À'Àe la change, plus c'est la mÀ+Àm chose
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
POPs+OOPs+C==C++
Positively NO TAGS ALLOWED HERE!!!!!
Possession, n. The whole of the law.
Postscript,..Prescript,..what's the difference?
Power corrupts.  Absolute power is kinda neat.
Power attracts the corruptable.
Practice safe eating: use condiments.
Pray for Ted Turner, he's in need!!
Pray for great things, but above all, Pray!
Prayer will be in schools as long as exams are!
Preserve wildlife... pickle a sqirrel.
Press the button, my friend, send me back into time.
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue
Press the "any key" to continue.
Press CTL-ALT-DELETE to use computer effectively
printf("This is a tagline..."); printf("\nThis is your br
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress
Pro Choice!
Procrastinators don't die, they keep putn' it off!
Profanity, the language computerists know.
Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt.
Professor: a textbook wired for sound.
PROGRAM v. act similar to beating your head against awall
PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error messages
Programmer on Computer
Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP
Programmers don't get sniffles, they get a CODE.
Programmers do it top down...
Programmers don't Byte,they just Nybble a bit
Programmers do it with their fingers.
Programming _can_ be fun.
Programming Dept.: Mistakes made while you wait.
Programs. Ones w/bugs & ones w/hidden bugs.
Proposed NEW tax will pay the tax on the tax, supposedly.
prosecutors will be prosecuted.
Providing computer solutions for the mentally impaired...
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Pssst.  Dennis Ritchie is a closet Pascal user!
Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd
Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.
Put two pennies in pocket...they'll breed.
Put on your seatbelt...I wanna try
Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
Put that in your dave and smoke it!
PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW!
Pyscho 3.0 installed; run NORMAN.MOM
Q:  Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?
- Q: 386+387?       A: 486-8K
Qmodem: what every aging woman named Carol needs! []
Questions, questions! Does it ever end?!
quod erat demonstrandum, baby
R. Crusoe - only one who got everything done by Friday!
R. Smith: Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
R.E.M.  Out Of Time
R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base.
Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.
Radioactive cats have 18 half lives.
RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile
Rain Rain Go away! Come Again Some Other Day!
Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down
Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form!
Ramble on.....
Random order is an oxymoron.
Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron....
RBBS?
Read the manual? Doesn't it come in automatic?
Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite...
Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept!
Read my lips...  No more cows, man.
Reading science fiction can save you from MindLock
Real Programmers use DEBUG C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE
Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE !
Real love stories never have endings.
Real men write self-modifying code
Real hackers' method: COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE
Reality is for people who can't handle computers.
Reality slap number 999999 coming up
Reality failure. Press enter to continuum.
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
Reality: a crutch for those that don't daydream !
Really. And do these lions eat ants?
Reasoning, Circular:  See Circular Reasoning
Rebel without a clue
Recovering Taglinestealaholic.  Please do not tempt.
Recursive, adj.; see Recursive
Recycle...It saves money and the world.
Recycle! Today's Garbage is tomorrow's America.
Reformat Hard Drive!  Are you SURE (Y/Y)?
Regardless of what you think, I am *THE* man!
Regards, Doug
Relay THIS, fella!
Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10.
Remember, Murphy is out there....waiting.
Remember who has control of the DEL key!
Remember: COBOL can be cured if detected early.
Remember:  'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser
Remove tongue from cheek before chewing.
Reputation: what others are not thinking about you
Resist the devil and he will flee from you
return((usBirdInHand = 2 * InTheBush()));
Rhode Island, the ocean state.
Rhode Island, the smallest state in the USA
Rick for President!
RIME - Ridiculous Idiots Mouthing Everywhere
Rl prgrmmrs dnt nd vwls
rm -rf means never having the chance to say you're sorry
Road-Kill Sold Here! Eat in or take out!
Robo is not a COP !!
RoBo in the hands of Dumbo cd. be
ROBONAP: Sleeps *for* you while you're online.
Rocks: The original unfinished furniture!
ROM wasn't built in a day!
RPI cheer:e^^x du/dx,e^^x dx;sec,cos,tan,sin,3.14159...
Rural life is lived mostly in the country
Rush Hour is an oxymoron!
RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site
Saddam Hussein Condoms.  For guys who don't pull out.
SADDAM SPELLED BACWARDS IS WHAT HE IS!
SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
Sally sells C Shells to the C sore.
Santa's helpers are now Subordinate Clauses!
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
SAPFU -- Surpassing All Pevious Foul Ups
Sattinger's Law:  It works better if you plug it in.
Save the whales.  Trade them at church!
Save trees - do everything online
Save the Whales - Collect the entire set!
Save the whales; collect the whole set!
Save pennies>> Make your own bullets!
Save on toilet paper...use both sides!
Save The Next Generation -- End Abortion today!
Save the whales!  Trade them for valuable prizes! ÀÀ
Save the trees!   Eat more beavers.
Save the whales!  Trade them for valuable prizes!
Say goodnight, Dick.
Science Fiction: The cutting edge of reality!
Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!!
Scott me up Beamie!
Script:  ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode!
Scripts don't what I tell them to.  :-(
Scuze'a
Season's Greetings should be all year 'round!
Sector not found.  Kill Program?  (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it
see here now ...
See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline
See other side.
Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system!
Self help for people who talk too much:  On and On Anon
Sell!  Sell Everything, dammit!  Sell!!
Semper fidelis- always faithful.
Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist
SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 2 AM.
Set your Phasers on *Pur^[À)À^\e*
Sex is a misdemeanor-The more you miss de meaner you get.
Share and enjoy, share and enjoy!
Shareware author dies:  .GIF at eleven!
Sharewear (n.) -- Used clothing.
Shave daily with Occam's razor.
Shchizphrenia beats being alone
She laments,...her husband goes this morning a-birding.
She sold the Starway To Heaven.
Shh...Be vewy quiet!  I'm hunting tagwines!
Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors!
Shhhh! Hardware is Supposed to Be Secret!
shift key/ never heard of it1111
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
Shopping tip: Shoes for $0.85 at bowling alleys.
Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line!
Should be read umop apisdn for best results
Show Girl : she's more show than girl.
Sign here: X______________________________.
Silly wabbit......QWKs are for QWKidds.
Since you put it that way...
Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture.
Sleazegate and Disk Mangler, what a pair!
Sleep faster.  We need the pillows.  ÀÀÀÀYiddish Proverb
SLMR, if it weren't so damn good, I'd use something else!
Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2
Smile when you say "Damn Yankee."
Snow!  I want snow NOW!!!!
So many pedestrians, so little time...
So that's all there is!
So many taglines, so little time.
So it's my birthday. Big deal!!
So what if I am a modem junky?
So many messages, so little time
So if she weighs the same as a duck...
So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway??
So, where IS the <ANY> key?
So, I hear you're into molinology...
SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY?
Software unprotects, a hex change operation
Software Error: Programmer Held. Finish all activities
Software is never having to say you're done
Software Bugs?  Exterminators 'R Us
Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart
Some take their mark, others leave it
Some taglines SHOULD be turned ofÀÀÀÀÀ-ÀÀÀÀÀÀÀ
Some assembly required.
Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder.
Someone say "crash"? We all need hobbies!
Sometimes the obvious works best!
Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you
Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my wife!
Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'
Spaced Aliens:  Columbian drug lords in US.
Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam
Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky. Banana Fana Fo-Farky ..
Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?
Spellings: Compatible, definitely, protocol.
Spill a drink on your hard drive?  Try PC Towels..
Spock, you are such a putz!
Spock... you're such a putz.
St. Louis Music: Someone to Stay With
Stagecoach -- Drama teacher
Stationary mice have bigger balls. (c)1991
Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!
Steal this Tag Line.
Step on no pets!
STEP 12:Having had a spiritual awakening as a result ....
Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm...
Stipulation #1:  There will be no stipulations
Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery.
Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c)
Stop while you're a Thread......
Stove Top?  I'm stayin'!
STRESS--Your gut says no & your mouth says yes
Strike any user when ready...
strrev(strcpy("xus yti     "+7,"varg")-7)[0]='G'
Stupidity is not a handicap.  Park elsewhere!
Support DAMM--Drunks Against Mad Mothers!
Support your consultant - they have needs also.
Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch
Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!!
Support Shareware! Support Shareware!
Support your local AAAAA!
Sure, he's cute.  But can he *type*?
Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms.
Swastikas, skulls and crossbones, dice flashing snakeeyes
Swords to Ploughs? Wouldn't they be small?
SX=Sexually eXtinct,also known as neutered,ergo an SX
Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada
t h i s t a g l i n e m a d e b y L H A R C
Tact is for weenies.
Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245
Tag - Your it! How childish...
Tag..... You're it!
Tagito ergo sum (I tag, therefore I am)
Tagline delivery delayed due to bad roads.
Tagline, You're it!
Tagline?
Taglines cause cancer.
Taglines are for morons.
Taglines mean nothing to me!
Taglines wanted!
Taglines are for idiots.
Taglines?  I doan wan' no stinkin' taglines!
Take my advice...I'm not using it
Take the antiderivative of (tan 3x^2)/5x...
Taken as a whole, the universe is absurd
Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand.
Talk back, tremblin' lips!
TANSTAAFL
TARFU -- Things are Really Fouled Up
TECHNICALITY:  Someone *ELSES* Constitutional rights..
Teeth were not made for stripping wires.
Telecommunicators are special people.
Tell it to the Judge
terra incognita. [Lat.]
Terror:  A female Klingon with PMS.
test test test and retest
Testing One... Fiftythree... fortytwo...
Th vwls n m kbrd dn't wrk vry wll, d thy??
Thank you.
Thank you for the wonderful tag line
Thank you for reading this message!
Thanks for the tagline.  :-)
That tagline is true -->  <-- That tagline is false
That tagline is true -->  <-- That tagline is fals
That's not a bug. It's supposed to do that.
That's not a bug--it's an undocumented feature!
That's not a Bug, that's an Enhanced Feature
That's odd -- I had a tagline when I came in here...
That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize.
That's my story... and I'm sticking to it!
That's about the sum of it.
That's Bond, James Bond, double-oh-seven..
That's not a bug, that's a feature
That's not a bug, it's a FEATURE!
The COBOL Crisis:  "But it worked in test".
The chip's canna' take much more o'this, Captain.
The day divides the nights.  Nightime devours the day.
The few, the proud, the Windows 3.0 & SX owners.
The Fear of SNAKES out does the Fear Of G
The Fear of God is second to Fear of Snakes
The easy way is always the hardest way.
The early worm has a death wish.
The dog ate my .REP packet.
The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.
The Abort, Retry, Fail ?
The above opinion is worth 2 cents.
The "Any" key?  See the one in the back marked "power"?
The road to success is usually under construction...
The historian is a prophet looking backwards.
The agony of delete...
The bugs will go away when you turn off the computer!
The boss is always right.
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s^2
The beatings will continue until morale improves!
The characters in this message are recyclable
The First Myth of Management - It exists.
The road to success is always under construction
The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity.
The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.
The scenery only changes for the lead dog!
The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance...
The only person who doesn't use am offline mail reader!
The Original Multitasker=Two PCs and a chair with wheels!
The paper is always strongest at the perforations.
The sensual and the dark rebel, in vain
The sound of many hands clapping. OlÀ)À!
The Wild Celt: Drink Guiness It is Good for You!!!!!
The weather is here...wish you were beautiful.
The wine is good but the meat is spoiled.
The words we use can compound our problems.
The worst prison would be a closed heart.
The Way! The Truth! and The Life!
The ultimate mail reader is here!!!!
The Tao of Crash Test Dummies-looking for a few good zen
The Toe that can be stubbed is not the true Toe.
The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue.
The UART's will'na take this speed cap'n
The one with the most typefaces when he dies, WINS!
The National Procrastinators Week will be rescheduled...
The Grass is Brown on BOTH sides of the Fence...
The good news is that the bad news was wrong...
The hard disk you save may be your own
The hills were worn down by eroticism
The human race is still in beta test...
The golden years suck
The Golden Age will come only when men have forgotten gold
The flood has arrived, may we interest you in an ark?
The Freedom Line - Where are all our POW's?
The ghost of things to be avoided.
The giving hand ... receives
The hurrieder I go, the behinder I get....
The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
The more I learn, the more I have to learn.
The more you know.... The luckier you get
The mother of all taglines.
The mind is what the brain does.
The mind is the 2nd thing to go, don't remember what's 1st
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
The Magic of Windows:  Turns a 486 into a XT.
The mailman bringeth.. The trashmen taketh away!
The metalic years, silver hair, gold teeth, lead botom.
- The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new
The Official Offline Reader of The Lunatic Fringe!
The road to success is usually under construction.
Them that can does, them that can't RTFM.
There is no man so blind as he who will not see.
There are two solutions - hardware or software.
There are TWO 'B's in BBS, not one....
There is not gravity.  The earth sucks.
There is only one universal passion: fear.
There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt.
There are no skeptics in hell.
There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation
THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME.
There's nothing wrong with my keyboard. There's n&%)$^%@!
There's no intelligent life down here.
There's only two kind's of music - Country & Western
There's somthing inside your head...
There's a dead bishop on the landing!
There's more than one answer to these questions...
There's no future in time travel.
---      There's ALWAYS one more bug!      ---
There's more to BBSing than meets the modem.
These hemorrhoids are a pain in the neck!
They blew the Bronx away. . .
They all look the same at 2 A.M.
They can't fire me, Slaves have to be sold!!!
They *blinded* me with Science!
they're cousins, identical cousins...
Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at!
Think of it as evolution in action
Think you're confused now ? Try using EZ-Reader w/ EDLIN!
Think!  It may hurt, but it pays off over time.
Think!  While it's still legal!!
this space for rent
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This Tagline for Sale
This tagline Copyright 1991 (C) All rights reserved. :-)
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This tagline is $hareWare! To register, please send $20
This Tagline is for sale.  Call 1-800-TAG-THIS!
This Tagline is Death-Trapped. Stay Away.
This tagline contains a virus - DO NOT READ!
This tagline cancelled due to lack of interest
This tag line intentionally left blank.
This tag has been stolen 1 time(s).
This tag brought to you by...they keep going and
This Tag line is self referencing!
This tagline also stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!
This tagline can't be stolen. Call 555-1234. Tagbusters!
This Tagline brought to you by Intelligence INC.
This tagline is identical to the one you are reading.
This tagline is indecipherable!!
This tagline was missing, so I filled something in...
This tagline utterly lacks class, but is very cute
This tagline is free with this message!!
This tagline was never here.
This thing doesn't compile in time.  Need a new 486
This Tagline will self-destruct in 5 seconds!
This Tagline Under Surveillance by the Pinkerton Agency !
This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader
This tagline is umop apisdn (Spaszoid Strikes!)
This tagline is Serial # 2377/AFR-1104.991
This tagline is under repair.  Thank you.
This tagline not sponsored by Pepsi in any way.
This tagline self-destructs when U <ENTER>
This tagline protected by an attack cat.
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco..
This building is so high, the elevator shows movies.
This isn't a tag line. It just looks like one.
This tagline was made on the <À>À>
This is your brain.  Postscript on brain your is This.
This is your modem on drugs!
This isn't a tagline, but it plays one on TV
This line intentionally left blank.
This MSG created by pouring warm tea on a Ouiji board.
This phone is baroque; please call Bach later.
This space available for advertizing.
This message will self-destruct in five seconds.....
This message was typed on recycled phosphorus
This message cleared by Iraqi censors.
This message is $hareWare! To register, please send $20
This is X Insurance Co - How May I Shaft You?
This is the tagline to end all taglines.
This is a copy of a completely original tagline .
This is a Moving Message.
This is a stolen tagline
This is a BRAG line, and I'm proud of it!
This end down, not up, Stupid!
This computer is taking over my life!!!!
This does not exist.
This is a test of the EBS. This is ONLY a test.
This is an egg.  This is a frying pan.  Any questions?
This is NOT Burger King.  You do not get it YOUR way.
This is not what you think.
This is pretty exciting for a Thursday!!
This is my tagline and you can't have it.
This is heavy stuff for a Thursday!
This is an ex-parrot!
This is express written consent of Major League Baseball.
 This side up 
- This space for Rent -
This tagline was reclaimed and is not yet stolen.
Those who fought for it know the true taste of freedom!
Those who know me, despise me.
- Thou shall not kill.
Throw rocks at sea-birds; leave no tern unstoned.
THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR
Tic Tac Toe and way to go
Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like bananas
Time and tide, nothing and no one can stop us now...
Time flies like wind.  Fruit flies like pears.
Time is an illusion. Lunch, doubly so.
Time Stops for no man.  Except me.
Time is an illusion....especially while modeming!
Time Travel Seminar-Two weeks ago, Thursday
To live-is to risk dying.
To process or not to process that is the question!
To iterate is human, to recurse divine.
To increase speed add lightness
To respond to this message, press "R"....
To Serve Man
To take arms against a C of troubles.
To sleep, perchance to Dream
To Ski or Not to Ski THAT is the Question!
To take the Genesis online IQ test: press Alt/H
To err is human, but it feels divine.
To err is human, to forgive is against my policy
To err is human but mostof us never make mistake
To be and not to be, that is the contradiction
To go where no man has gone before... BBSing!
To err is human. To moo is bovine.
To err is to screw up....
To every rule there's an exception & vice versa.
To Freud, the world consists of housewives only
Today is cancelled due to lack of interest!
Today's subliminal message is             .
Tomorrow we start dieting!
Tonsils cure cancer!!  Want to buy some?
Too much shareware, not enough registration $$$.
TOS,TAS,TMP,TWOK,TSFS,TVH,TNG,TFF,????
Totally non-offensive tagline. G-rated.
Trekkies of the world, get a life.
Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again!
Trust in GOD, *and* tie your camel tight
Trust me, I'm a lawyer.
Try it, you'll like it.  Trust me.
Try Clarion for REAL database development!!
Try not to unnecessarily or excessively split infinitives
TSR's!!!!!   Bah! Humbug!
Tuba or not tuba?
Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me.
Turn your 486 into an XT - just add Windows!
TV is a crutch for those who lack imagination.
TV is a crutch for people who can't afford drugs.
Two dumbs; know too much, know too little!!
Typing all of your message in capitals is SHOUTING!
U.S. Robotics HST DS - Go broke saving money!
U.S. SUPREME COURT  
U.S. taxes 1930 = 13%, 1990 = 35%
Uh, oh, looks like time to upgrade already...
Uh, MC, who'd WANNA touch that?
Ultimate oxymoron:  "Cash Surplus"
Unable to locate Mt.Dew.Com - Programmer halted!
Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate iced tea -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Diet Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN...  SysOp not loaded!!!
Unbreakable toys are good for breaking other toys.
Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH!
UNIX...  A manly sort of operating system!
Unless you can see black then white has no meaning
Unregistered Evaluation Tagline
Unregistered Evaluation Copy
Unspeakable error in module JH at address $
Upgraded my network last week.  Yep, new Reeboks!
Use Windex On Your Windows 3.0.
Use your own judgement - - then do as I say...
Use EXTEND.ZIP to get more handles on life...
User-supported tagline. To register send $49.95 to...
USES DOS,CRT,MOUSE,RAM,C:,PRN,VGA,EGA,ELECTRICITY
Vaporware 3.2: The next best thing to the real thing!
Variables won't; Constants aren't.
VD is nothing to clap about!
Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Exploration Team: 1999-1955
Vice Versa; Mafia controlled poetry...
Vios con dios!
Virginity can be cured.
Virginity is a disease that can be cured.
Virus detected on your HD. .transfer aborted
Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS
Volem missatges en catalÀ!À!!!
Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here
Waiting for my '$99.95 dBase offer' from Borland!
Waiting for somedough
Walk softly and carry a fully charged PHASER!
Wanted: Good taglines to steal...
WARNING: The Surgeon General Started Smoking!
WARNING: Programmer X-ing
WARNING! I Steal Taglines! (This one for example)
WARNING!  No user serviceable characters in this tagline.
Was That Your Wife I Saw In That GIF?
Watch out!  Your PKZIP is open!
Watch your back - hot files coming through!
Water + Malt + Hops + Yeast = Satisfaction
Watson, the game's afoot!
We ain't slow, we just nap when we're sleepy!
We give nothing as willingly as our advice.
We don't need no stinkin' patches!
We must believe in free will.  We have no choice.
We need more power! Can you give us any more?!
We want YOU McDonnell Douglas!!!
We used to be Schizophrenic.
We don't have Sarcasm on our planet...
We have standards and expect you not to exceed them.
We all live in a yellow sub-routine
We all live in a yellow object method!!!
We come in peace, shoot to kill.
We are ships that pass in the night.
We are the Nubs...beat it, you guys!
We came, we saw, we BBSed.
We ARGO ing to get in trouble.....
We are the people our parents warned us about!
We laughed, we sang, we danced far into the night.
We'll take the stairs.
We'll remove any stain&sew up the hole -Laundram
We're lost but we're making good time.
Weather's here; wish you were beautiful.
Websters: recursive. Adj. see recursive.
Welcome to the only nice motel in town.
Welcome to last years meeting of the Procrastinators Club
Welcome to Texas...now GIT!
Welfare and TV are today's bread and circuses.
Well, your raster disolved your bitmap.....
What is the meaning of life in 50 words or less
What fools these morals be!
What we DON'T need is more laws!
What the heck happened here??!!
What part of NO didn't you understand?
What orators lack in depth they make up in length.
What it is, is what it is
What is Kuwaits main product was Brocolli?
What I need is to mind-meld with this mach.
What if all this were real?
What if there were no hypothetical situations
What happens when fish trip?
What happened to my CUBBIES?
What Greenhouse Effect? Hey, is it warm in here or
What are YOU staring at?????
What good grammar you got. What school you went?
What GUI?  I don't see anyone!
What can you do at 3 AM?  PSSSTTT - got a modem?
What are you doing?!?  The message is over, GO AWAY!
What are the instructions doing in the trash??
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What do you expect?  This is California!
What is a Behr?
What does this button do?...
What a lovely world it is that has women in it!
What are you doing?!? The message is over,GO AWAY!
What? Me Worry?
WHAT?  Bigger Docs?  V^^^\_ o^o _/^^^V
WHAT??? Give up C:\> for silly ICONS?
What's shorter then a weekend?  A Vacation
What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallo
What's in a Name?
What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD S
What's shorter then a weekend?  A Vacation!
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Whatever it is, I'm against it! - Groucho Marx
Whats the world coming to?  A dead end...
When in doubt, mumble.
When in doubt, worry.
When in doubt, do as the doubters do
When Kip Compton is found, the check is in the....
When in Rome . . . romance!
When in doubt...RTFM!
When all else fails, READ THE DOCS!
When on a roll, should you be concerned or jelly-f
When all else fails, read the directions.
When all else fails, read the instructions...
When all else fails, read the manual.
When in danger,when in doubt, run in circles,yell
When in doubt fire photons!
When money speaks, truth keeps silent.
When using PCs, ALWAYS anticipate problems.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it!
When you listen to fools, the MOB rules!
When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a h
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns
When PIG's fly they will be called PIGeons
When the goin' get's tough--I usually quit!
When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking
Where ever Yugo, I go.
Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
Where law ends, there tyranny begins.
Where are we going?  And why am I in this handbask
Where can I get one of those computer bats!!
Where am I... and why am I in this handbasket?
 Where we operate at a 90À$À angle to reality
Where we operate at a 90À$À angle to reality
WHeRe is ThaT DArN ShIfT keY?
Where's the "ANY KEY"?
Wherever you go - there you are.
Which way to Castle Anthrax??...
Which way is up????? ARE YOU SURE!!!
Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Which do I miss more Taglines or headaches???
While the Lunatic dreams the Earth changes.
while(math_teacher() == talk) fall_asleep();
Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software.
Who needs Tag lines, Anyway???
Who says 1200 baud is slow???
Who, what, when and with who?
Who invited all these tacky people?
Who drinks Diet Coke?  THIRSTY FAT PEOPLE...!!!
Who invented SHORT people?
Who decides who is a "REAL" programmer?
Who ate the last bowl of Corn Pops (TM)?
Who goes to psychiatrist should have his head exam
---- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ----
Whom gods would destroy, they first teach MS-DOS.
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a park
Why do pensioners have to eat catfood?
Why do you read taglines?
Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones???
Why are there so many actors in this movie?
Why do my fusion pistols keep exploding!?
Why Bother With Taglines?
Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?
Why C++ and not ++C?
Why can't women remember to put the toilet lid bac
Why don't chickens have lips?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why isn't there another word for thesaurus?
Why not YOU?
Why read it when you can print it?
Why yes, they are Bugle Boy beans.
Why then do the Wicked Prosper?
Why is there a watermelon on the bandsaw?
Why ME?
Why get even, when you can get odd?
Why is the sun never overhead at noon?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why don't you sue your brains for non-support?
Why is that light %^&&&
Why is it that the best taglines are too lon
Why is it that no matter where you are, you're "he
WILDNET : If you're interested in something differ
Wilimanakabeetsai!
Will Windows 3.1 be any good?
William K. Smith:"Wait, my uncle Ted can drive you
Win Some Lose Some....But When Do I Win Some?
WIN.INI? Let's see what the User's Guide says...
WIN3.0 Attractive and easy, SLUT of the computer
Windows IS NOT a virus...viruses do something.
Windows 3.0 is for wannabe computer gurus.
Windows 3.0 : Ooey, GUI, Good!
Windows is a kolossal kludge.
Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems!
Windows 3.0: from the people that brought you EDLIN!
Windows 3.0 ÀÀ No Pane ÀÀ No Gain.
Windows 3.0: Attractive & Easy, Slut of the CPU.
WINDOWS, Just say NO!!!
WINDOWS MULTITASKS! (in a DesqView window)
WINDOWS SUCKS!!
WINDOWS ON AN 8088 IS A REAL EXPERIENCE!!
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Windows: From the people who brought you the 640K
WINDOWS: An overpriced way to eat up HD space
Windows? HA! C:\WINDOWS. DELETE *.* AH! Thats Better!
Windoze is to OS/2 as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "UP YOUR'S!"
Wise people are full of doubts (I think).
Wish I had some idea of what I'm asking.  :-!
With free advice, you get what you paid for
With a calendar your days are numbered!
Without Time, everything would happen at once
Without waves there would be no change
Woman.zip - great program, readme.1st file is miss
WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no documentation!
Women do come with instructions, ask them!
Women! Cant live with them, Cant live with them!
Word Perfect Makes Perfect Sense
Words, 25ÀÀ ea. Better quality words, 50ÀÀ ea.
WordStar and SLMR, a GREAT combination!
Workshops are the bane of civilization.
World's greatest Gif collector.
Worst-case scenario. U may have to BUY it.
Wounded Knee: 100 years December 29, 1990.
Wow!  What a groove!  It's a tropical paradise!
WP for WIN will be a Winner!
WP Corp Support Can't Be Beat!
Write all complaints legibly -> []
WYTYSYDG - What you thought you saw, you didn't ge
W[h]ere know tagline as gone before....
XEROX never comes up with something original
Yep! you bet... What was that you said?
Yer such a wild thang!
Yes, but are you SURE?
Yes Virginia, there is a Dan Parsons.
Yield to temptation..it may be your only chance!
You are HERE   ----> ! <-----
You can't believe everything your hear.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your no
You can't get there from here.
You will need the MANUALS to use this tagline!
You want me to pay for bug fixes???
You ain't seen nuttin' yet!
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
You might as well - I stole yours.
You mean, we have ANOTHER modem to feed?
You need the MANUALS to use this tagline!
You said a mouseful!
You want it when??
You made my day, now you have to sleep in it
You threw out my WHAT?
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd...
You don't deserve it, but I'm glad it happened!
You don't know it, but this is a subliminal taglin
You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste
YOU look like an elephant!
You're standing where I want to pee.
Young programmers are the best! [and the cockiest]
Your spelling checker,dont write Nome without it
Your cat just ran over my dog.
Your cart just ran over my dogma
Your .ZIP file is open!
Your shoe is ringing.
Yukon Fred's Pizzeria and Gator Pit
ZIPiddy do.ZIPiddy yeay....
ZIPitty do dah, ARCity ay!
ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter
Zo true, mein freund, but ve haff our vays. HehHeh
Most people deserve each other!
Time is forever -- a diamond is only temporary
Theft Proof Tagline <hehe>
yas eh d'tahW.  ÀÀmih raeh uoy diD
Don't panic.. it's only a virus
Healthy, Wealthy and Wise--And I Like It
Cruising at 14,400 bps V42bis
An Aardvark is not just for Christmas
1st law of Thermodynamics:  Don't play with matches.
Liberals achieve fairness by spreading misery around.
   <:÷÷÷÷÷÷÷ - Snake stalking person
I got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory.
When it doubt, lie and make it sound convincing.
What do you mean, QWK?  It took me over an hour to read!
If you can't make it work, make a statistic of it.
Drugs:  a pain and simple way to die!
She returned my letters marked Fourth Class Male.
If you suspect a man of liberalism, don't employ him!
You people auditorially challenged or what?
Murder is a liberal's method of birth control.
Heaven is a prepared place for a prepared people.
The other line always moves faster.
Genuine tagline -- don't be fooled by cheap imitations.
Lets cut Alaska in « and make Texas the 3d largest state
* Life's a bitch, and then you marry one!
The computer is incredibly fast, accurate ... and stupid!
Vote Democrat--Washington needs more sex and Gore.
HANOI - RELEASE OUR POW/MIAs - NOW!!
The Path To A Friends House Is Never Long
My wife or my modem?  Gee, I'll miss her....
Tasha Yar Supports Data Entry!
Lawyers are extraterrestrials.
Liberals are extraterrestrials without brains.
If one would know the truth, look to the beginning
Instant idiot!  Just add alcohol.
When you're over the hill, you pick up speed!
Programmers give more input/output!
Psychoceramics: The study of liberals
Quantum Particle: Liberal's Brain
The total destruction of civilization can really ruin your day!
A Liberal's total destruction of civilization can really ruin your day
A Liberal's financial destruction of society can really ruin your day
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Former Virgin Off Line Reader At Work..Virgin Off Line Re
Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ÀÀÀ?ÀÀÀÀÀÀ
Sleep faster.  We need the pillows.  ÀÀÀÀYiddish Prov
The Golden Age will come only when men have forgotten gol
The mind is the 2nd thing to go, don't remember what's 1s
The total destruction of civilization can really ruin you
Success often comes from not knowing your limitations.
The future isn't what it used to be!
Welfare is a narcotic, a subtle destroyer of human spirit
Psychoceramics: The study of liberal crackpots
Bomb'em back to the STONE AGE!
..I wonder what MacGyver would do ....
... and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped
Liberals operate at a 90ø angle to reality
I brake for liberals, but not to hard.
I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar!
Bulldozer:  One who sleeps through a political speech.
Clinton & Congress: The Best Politics PAC Money Can Buy!
Inquiring minds don't read this trash.....
Inquiring minds totally ignore liberal trash!
Which is worse?  Poor White Trash or Liberals?
The dilithium UARTs won't take this baud rate much longer
Congress - America's only Native Criminal Class
The buck doesn't even slow down here -
Catastrophe: Award for the cast with the nicest buns.
A hug may warm the soul, but a kiss steals it.
Singularity:  Liberal's brain as well as beliefs
Hey Saddam! If this is "victory", you don't want a loss!
Liberals operate at a 180 degree angle to reality
Catastrophe: 40 Years of Liberal Democrats in Congress.
I can't have the chicken pox, I haven't been on a farm!
I don't descriminate - I hate everyone.
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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
This moment of Serenity is brought to you by Sobriety!
Intelligence not found here.  Liberal Territory!
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
Death row is entirely too small and empty.
100 years of tradition, unimpeded by progress.
100 years of tradition, unimpeded by liberals.
The gene pool has no lifeguard.
Life Sucks and then you marry a closet liberal
Politaical Power attracts the corruptable.
I now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
Public Restroom: Corporate Meeting Room for Homosexuals
Cthulhu in '92; why settle for the LESSER evil?
Cthulhu in '96: why settle for the LESSER evil?
This message is transmitted with 100% recycled electrons.
4GL:  Bro Talk
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
I'd have written sooner but I didn't know you then!
Life Sucks and then you marry a closet liberal!
When your IQ hits 28:  sell!
Ma, can I be a feminist and still like men?
- All forgiveness is a gift to yourself.
First Rule of Holes:  If you're in one, STOP DIGGING!
Second Rule of Holes:  If you're in one, use a condum!
Third Rule of Holes:  Make sure you know where it's been!
Cultivate people and you turn up clods.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)*** it?
Let fear belong to the enemy and victory will be ours.
A Liberal's financial destruction of society can really r
A Liberal's total destruction of civilization can really
Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice!
Mega-Dittos Rush!
We need a line-item Veto!
Where in the time/space continuum is Carmen Sandiego?
'Happy Days' are NOT here again
When you run with the big dogs you quit pissin like a pup
The lawyers want a word with you out in the limo.
My lawyers want a word with you out in the limo.
11.  The liberal Democrats shalt NOT get away with it!
When you run with the big dogs quit pissin like a pup
Help beautify our dumps. Throw liberalism in one.
Cthulhu Saves! - Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
When you run with the big dogs quit pissin' like a pup!
'Happy Days' are NOT here again!
When you run with the big dogs quit pissin like a pup!
These obvious things just need to be pointed out.
The Borg assimilated; all I got was this stupid T-shirt
AIDS: God's revenge on perverts...Clinton, Visa-Versa
Better to have your head in the sand than up your ass!
Slick Willie..an object lesson on failure to use condums
Freedom of liberal Press is a terrible price for liberty.
Help beautify our dumps. Throw a liberal in one.
And there let us wallow in glorious mud.
Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example!
Evil won't kill us; damn liberals & Democrats will!
Liberals smash it and conservatives rebuild it.
ACLU -- American Criminals' Lobbyist Union
Don't waste our mutual time with a reply
You will spend the rest of your life in the future.
Screw the EVIDENCE...it's politically correct
The devil finds work for idle glands.
Searching for: The Wisdom to Know the Difference.
Your Southeastern Micro Focus COBOL Connection.
Don't you ever get tired of having yourself around?
I couldn't replace you, I don't know what you are.
Research:  noun - plural form of plagiarism.
Every exit is an entrance into something else.
The IRS is the democratic party's collection department.
Mafia DOS: "thisa you lasta chance [Y/N]?"
I'd rather be anatomically correct than politically so.
I'm in search of myself ...   Have you seen me anywhere?
Call EPA-Liberalism is Toxic Waste
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Floggings will continue until modems improve!
Howard Hughs is sneaking around disguised as Elvis.
Clinton/Gore:  Divide by ZERO error - not allowed!
Here's a quarter; call someone who cares.
Liberals are failed pragmatists.
Liberal Thinking is...THE NEW FASCISM!
Don't get into a battle of wits with me half armed
RUSSIA: Glasnost experimental site.
Reach out and choke the shit outta some liberal!
Professor: a textbook wired for liberalism.
I suffer from EIB.
Hang both Hanoi Jane AND Chicken Willie
The truth shall set you free ... After pissing you off!
Conservatives don't sell out, liberals refuse to buy it.
The rules are there are no rules!
Infinity is a tendency.
Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious
Dumb luck beats liberal planning every time!
Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else.
100 years of tradition, impeded by liberals every step!
Clinton's Cowardess should not be subsidized w/your vote
Competition doesn't create character, it exposes it.
Join the army ... meet interesting people ... kill them.
A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory
A girl a day keeps the ex-wife away.
HELP ME . . . I've fallen and I can't reach my lawyer!!
A man is known by the liberals he avoids
A hole is nothing, drop a liberal into one!
LOOK! There in the crosshairs! It's a LIBERAL! FIRE!!
Saddam Hussein Condoms: For when you have a No Fly zone
100 years of tradition, impeded every step by liberals
If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!
A fate worse than death: Liberalism
Liberal minds run in the channel, right down the gutter.
Don't guess - check your security regulations.
Liberals embrace moral turpitude as ethical conduct!
Liberals do have standards.  Double standards!
What do batteries run on?
Dornan for President!
Bob Dornan for President!
My life is starting to interfere with my mail reading!
Drugs are for people who have no imagination!
Liberalism is for people who have no imagination!
Follow liberals-hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
ACLU: American Criminal's Liberties Union
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11th Cmdment.  The liberals shalt NOT get away with it!
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor
A liberal wants to put your money where his mouth is!
A man is known by the liberals he avoids.
Liberal Democrats are bankrupting the United States
Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.
Evil won't kill us; damn liberals in Congress will!
Inquiring minds totally ignore liberalism!
Liberals never mention individual responsibility!
Support a Japanimation conference!
Liberalism and alcoholism are disfunctional addictions
Those who live by the sword kill those who don't.
Be good to your ENVIRONMENT -- Purge an environmentalist
Be good to your ENVIRONMENT -- Purge a liberal
Don't overestimate the indecency of liberals
Gimme a Jack Daniels and a bodybag...There's a liberal
WildCat! + TomCat! + QModem + OLX = BBS Purr-fection!!!
Same shit.  Different day.
Liberal Speach: I promise you a Korn Dog in every asshole
Cosmogonists do it in cyclical big bangs.
For Divine Intervention, call LawSuits 'R Us!
Your sister goes down for Egyptians
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
I'd rather be set on fire than sleep with a liberal.
Prince is live proof that Little Richard fucked Liberace
Cancer cures liberalism!
AIDS Cures Liberalism
I wonder why Noah didn't swat them two flies?
Happiness is a warm modem.
Programs get overlaid, why can't I?
Major cause of Lawyer death, ambulance's backing up!
If thy brother offend thee, pluck out his eye.
Sensitize this, bitch.
Your mother douches with Drano
Mind if I clean my fly swatter over your soup?
Guns don't kill people..I kill people
Last one out, please shoot the liberal
Where quality is just a liberals like to use.
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
Last one out, please turn off the lights...
þ When you were born the doctor slapped your mother...
COBOL: 25 years of tradition unmarred by progress.
Cover me.  I'm going to shoot this son of a bith!
Thanks for being so fucking kind and generous.
Liberalism: On the cutting edge of decay.
Middle Age:  When actions creak louder than words.
STUPIDITY is NOT a handicap...ask a Liberal
STUPIDITY is NOT a handicap...park ELSEWHERE!
Don't be so open-minded, your brains might fall out
What's all this talk about hellfire & Dalmations?
Expectation: primary factor for disappointment.
Liberalism: primary factor for disappointment.
A hundred years from now, none of us will give a damn.
If idiots could fly, Bill Clinton would be a 747
Self-righteous people have lost their ability to listen.
NR] þ The majority isn't silent--the government is deaf!
True Religion Acknowledges Chocolate in Everything!
Crime frequently starts in the Mayors Office...
Crime frequently starts with liberal Democrats.
If thine enemy offend thee, giveth his kid a drum.
How can I prove I am not crazy to people who are?
Drive nail here [ ] for new monitor.
The work of conservatism shall be peace.
The most difficult thing to open is a liberal mind.
Have you clubbed a liberal Democrat today?
Pardon me while I check with God.
The infighting is highest when liberals are present.
Liberal:  I don't know how expensive this thing gets!
NR] þ Miners refuse to work after death.
Walk the mystic path with a liberal and remain lost.
That's not a Bug, it's liberalism
Wanna get hit by some math?  Try this 2 by 4 bitch!
Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy.
"We are the greatest planet on earth." - Dan Quayle.
Two is company...  Three is the result.
Two is company. Three is the result. Two is liberalism.
Happiness is a positive cash flow.
 Atlanta Braves 1992 National League West Champions 
 Age 'n Treachery Overcome Youth 'n Skill 
 I'm forever blowing bubbles.  -- Who is 'bubbles'?
!!      Just say NO to 2400       !!
!CAUTION! Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space!
"'Am I indecisive?'  Can I get back to you on that?"
"... and this only my TENTH cup of coffee ..."
"1 head, no cylinders, and a 1-track mind."
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"A dog that weighs less than 10 pounds is NOT a dog."
"A duel of wits?  To the DEATH?"
"Absolutely EVERY time I open my eyes; It's Today!"
"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
"Automatic" simply means it can't be fixed
"Chocolate is a serious thing!" - Counselor Troi
"DOS=HIGH" Hmm, I knew it was on something...
"Daddy, when I grow up I want to be a politician."
"Data, I thought you were dead!" "No, Sir. I rebooted!"
"Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa"  ... News at 11
"Earl Grey...no.  Make that a lemonade. Cold." (Picard)
"For example" is not proof.
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a download!" -Rhett Sysop
"Gather 'round like cattle and ye shall be herd."
"Graphic Artist seeks Boss with vision impairment."
"Have a nice day!"  "No thanks, I have other plans."
"Honey?" is that what you call this bee barf?
"I can feel it, Dave; my mind.  It's going.  Stop, Dave."
"I'll get you my pretty, and that damn dog too!"
"I'm not leaving the forest without my bowling balls!"
"I'm so happy, I could just BARF!" - Garfield
"I've dropped my toothpaste", he said crestfallen.
"If you've got a better idea, I'm all ears"  Ross Perot
"Illiterate? ... Write for FREE help."
"Is that computer still on the phone?!!!"
"It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!"
"It's me again, Margaret!!!"
"Junior, quit playing with your floppy!"
"Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
"Microsoft plays with themselves." - Philippe Kahn
"No maintenance":=Impossible to fix
"No virus problem here--we have a policy against them!"
"Please return stewardess to original upright position"
"Read My Lips: No Nude Texans" (Bush corrects himself)
"Really honey....just 1 more message."
"She broke your ribs giving you a backrub?"
"Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen..."
"Stressed" is just "desserts" backwards.
"The Bitch is Back"      ...ALIENS 3 trailer...
"The ONLY good cat is a stir fried cat"   (Alf)
"Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL" : Mae West
"Ummm, Trouble with grammar have I! Yes!" -Yoda-
"We are the most powerful planet on Earth" D. Quale
"Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"
"Why does everyone keep bringing me chocolates?" (Troi)
"With a love for animals thats almost...illegal"
"You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd..."
"You're all just a bunch of happy campers!" Dan Quayle.
"You've been sniffing Scope again, sweetie."
# of Vulcans needed to replace a bulb? Precisely 1.000000
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et The Sledge Hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)verthrow System?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened . . .
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the @#$&*~ thing!
(W)indows, (I)cons, (M)ice, (P)ointers, (S)heesh!
(hic) SLMR 2.1a þ (hic) SLMR 2.1a þ My computer's drunk!
* Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
* No! No! Nurse!!! I said: "Prick his boil!"
* Practice safe eating: use condiments.
* REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N)
* Testing the emergency tagline stealing system. OK.
* There's no such thing as a two week project
*** Edited for Television ***
*I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
*Yesterday's A Memory*Tomorrow's A Dream*Today's A Bitch*
+[|~(   Have you thanked your SysOp today?   +[;-)
-Chat Mode- SYSOP Here,  You have 30 seconds!
... I multitask,,, I read in the bathroom.
... The only time I open my mouth is to change feet!
...A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
...And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh.
...He ran into my knife... TEN TIMES!
...MODEM....a deterrent to phone solicitors.
...and remember, it's pillage first, THEN burn!
...and she has these great*, huge*...tracts* of land...
...and the only thing the Borg left was this MacIntosh.
1000 Americans quit smoking each day... by DYING!
1024x768x256.... Sounds like one MEAN woman!
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag
2+2=4 (unless declared interger)
234sr44444u890m,l90pl[.  Get that cat off my keyboard!
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.  Hmmm...
3 kinds of lies--lies, damned lies, and statistics
51% Sweetheart, 49% B*tch.. Don't push your luck!
640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates
80-hour workweeks make Jack a blubbering psychopath.
89.6% of all statistics are wrong.
98% of all constipated people don't give a crap!
98% of all constipated people don't give a crap.
::::::: Operator halted!  Startrek's on! :::::::
?? Fatal Logic Error - Engage Brain and (R)etry
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messages.
A $ saved is a $ congress has overlooked!
A PC a day, keep the Apple away!
A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
A bad peace is even worse than war.
A bird in the hand is better than one overhead.
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
A cat is always on the wrong side of the door.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clean disk is the sign of a sick computer.
A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory.
A closed mouth says nothing wrong;
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids and a mortgage.
A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine.
A dog is a dog. Unless it's facing you, then it's Mr. Dog
A dragon is just a snake that ate a scroll of fire.
A feature is a bug with seniority.
A female Sysop is a Sysopette!
A few rigs short of a full shack...
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
A fool and his money are SYSOP material.
A fool and his money are soon popular.
A fool and your money will soon run for President!!!!!
A fool with a tool is a well-equipped fool
A friend is a present you give yourself
A good cigar is a horse of another feather.
A good frame of mind . . . but no picture.
A good laxative will clear this up, I'm sure.
A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
A husband is living proof that a women can take a joke
A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
A juggler is a schitzophrenic playing catch.
A language is a dialect with an army & navy.
A liberal's generosity is limited only by your income.
A little greed can get you lots of stuff!
A man in need is an opportunity for a woman.
A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame!
A man's best friend is his BBS .
A man's house is his hassle.
A minister says matrimony should be enduring.  It is.
A mouse may be useful, but only for cat food.
A naked man fears no pickpocket
A penny saved is a girl lost.
A penny saved is earned.. the rest is the IRS's
A prune is a plum with experience...
A running mate is a husband who dared to talk back
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
A stitch in time... keeps you underwear from unraveling.
A sysop's husband is a lonely one ...
A sysop's wife is a lonely one ...
A thrill a day keeps the chill away.
A word to the wise is often enough to start an argument.
ACK and you shall receive.
AIDS is a virus; George Bush is a punishment from God.
AIDS, its not just for gays anymore?
ALWAYS tell the truth - Unless something better is handy.
ANXIETY: Nature's way of getting you up Mornings
ARMED MEN ARE CITIZENS, UNARMED MEN ARE SUBJECTS!!!!
AUTOEXEC.BAT = LEE IOCOA AS A VAMPIRE!
Accordion (n.): A bagpipe with pleats.
Account is past due. tag line function suspended.
Acid test?  You're soaking in it...
Act now and get a free gift with that tagline!
Advice: 5 - Worth every penny!
After all life is only part of Computing !!!
Age & treachery will always overcome youth & skill.
Age isn't important.  ...unless you're cheese!
Alex, I'll take "Things Only I Know" for $200.
Alimony - a sustaining program
All I ask is to prove that money can't make me happy.
All I want is a little more than I'll ever get
All I want is a little more than I'll ever get!
All brains are grey... not black or white.
All commercial jets have a black box. So do most blondes.
All great discoveries are made by mistake.
All of my REALLY GOOD taglines are 1 character too lon
All people smile in the same language.
All sunshine makes a desert.
All taglines are busy..One will be with you shortly...
All work and no play, will make you a manager.
Almost anything is easier to get into then out of.
Almost everything is easier to get into than out of...
Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
Always forgive your enemies.  They -HATE- that! þ
American kids have Nintendo. Japanese kids have homework
An unemployed Court Jester is nobody's fool.
And Adam asked "What's a Headache?"
And God said, "Let there be 16.8k baud..."
And all I wanted was a free lunch...
And then God said, "There will be a short intermission."
And this 2-record disco set, only from K-TEL!
And we had to chisel taglines into the walls of the cave.
Another case of Cherry Coke down the programming hatch!
Answers: $1 * Correct answers: $5 * Dumb looks: Free! *
Anti-EMM! Anti-EMM! I Hate EXPANDED memory!"  --Dorothy
Any 1 4 a kuppa kaffy?
Any clod can have the facts - having opinions is an ART!
Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic.
Anything currently on the market is obsolete.
Anything free is worth what you paid for it.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Anything that kills you makes you... well, dead.
Are Girl Scout cookies made with real Girl Scouts ??
Are cats really intelligent aliens taking over earth?
Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?
Are you into casual sex -- or should I dress up?
Are you sure (Y/Y)? y because I do it too.
Aren't you a bit past your sell-by date?
Armed men are Citizens, Unarmed men are Subjects.
Army food: The spoils of war.
Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
As lacking in privacy as a goldfish.
As they say at Kodak:  Let's see what develops!
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it
Astronauts are out to launch.
Atlanta:Not Camelot,but not Minnesota Either!
Auntie Em - Hate you, Hate Kansas, Took the dog. Dorothy.
Avoid Mailmen...............They Are Carriers.
Avoid cliches like the plague!
Aww, come on...JUST ONE MORE BBS....PLEASE, HONEY?!
BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB without RETURN
BBS Tip #45: ALT-H gives you sysop access!
BEEEEEP: This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System.
BEWARE...Tagline protected by guard dogs!
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding.
BUFFERS=7 FILES=5, 2nd Down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell Computer
Bad Command or Filename.  Or maybe you screwed up.
Bad is never good until worse happens.
Bad officials: elected by good citizens who fail to vote.
Bad spellers of the world...UNTIE !!!
Bald Men don't waste hormones growing hair.
Bald spot?  No -- solar panel for brain power
Baptist never make love standing, could lead to dancing.
Barfigngen: Car Sickness in a Volkswagen.
Basketball is a hoopening game!
Bathroom scales, best placed in front of the refrigerator
Be ALERT!!  The world could use more lerts.
Be Alert.  And just why _do_ we need more Lerts, anyway?
Be American, Buy American, Charge it.
Be Nice to Your Enemies,  You Made Them
Be a jock strap....support athletes in training!
Be a teacher; teach kids. Start a BBS; teach the world!
Be careful what you fantasize - it could come true!
Be kind to animals.....Take your Boss to lunch......
Beat me, whip me, make me read mail 1 packet at a time.
Because there's no such thing as an original sin.
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Being weird isn't enough.
Best file compression around!  "DEL *.*" - 100% comp.
Beta Tester do it first!
Beta testers do it better.
Better Extreme Right than Extreme Wrong.
Better a bottle in front of me than a Frontal Lobotomy.
Better living a beggar than buried an emperor.
Better to know some of the questions than all the answers
Beware Dyslexia: It can warn without striking!
Big contest! No purchase neccsary, details inside package
Bigamy: one wife too many.  Monogamy: same idea.
Bill Gates made $6.3 Billion selling us MS-DOS?
Bit - unit by which programmers go insane
Blame Saint Andreas - its all his fault.
Blessed are the censors - They shall inhibit the Earth
Borg Burgers:  Your way is IRRELEVANT!
BorgerKing--Have it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
Born crying, live complaining, die disappointed.
Bowlers do it in the alley!
Boys seldom make passes at smart-ass lasses.
Bugs Bunny is a Hare Brain.
Bungee Jumping.  The only way to jump off of a bridge.
Bunkers are an invention of the devil.
But I did read the DOC. I just didn't understand it.
But I thought YOU did the backups.
But I thought YOU did the backups...
But Ma, Johnny has all of his doors registerd!
But Windows bashing is my job...my only job.
But honey, we neeeeeeeed it!
But you're thinking. . . and I like that.
Buy a 486-33, you can reboot faster
By day, an average person; By night a Modem Maniac!!!!!!!
C program run.  C program crash.  C programmer cry.
C'mon Data, get mad!  Just once!!!
C.E.O. - In charge of Diddly Squat.
C:\DAMSEL.EXE crosslinked w/DISTRESS.COM--RESCUE?(y/n)
C:\DOS  C:\DOS\RUN  C:\DOS\CRASH
C:\DOS  C:\DOS\RUN  C:\DOS\RUN\WINDOWS  C:\DOS\RUN\SLOW
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\RUN\AMUCK
CAMELOT: A place where they park camels.
CAT PHILOSOPHY: When in doubt, cop an attitude!
COFFEE.COM not found: (A)bort, (R)eheat, (S)nooze
CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted! reformat WASH.DC <Y/Y>?
Caffeine makes the world go round
Call ROBO Rooter, that's the name, and away go...
Call a witch doctor!  My witch is sick.
Call me anything you want, but not a liar.
Can I listen to AM radio in the afternoon?
Can you repeat the part after `Listen very carefully'?
Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" [y/n]
Candy is Dandy but Sex Won't Rot Your Teeth!
Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny.
Cannibals send out for pizza boys.
Captain please, not in front of the Klingons.
Captain, I need to kill someone. þ Worf
Catastrophe -- an award for the cat with the nicest buns!
Cats also have nine wives!
Cats are smarter than dogs. Eight cats won't pull a sled.
Cats sleep on shelves like motorized bookends.
Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad.
Cats. Earths most purrfect lifeform.
Catscan - a hi-tech device for examining cats.
Caution!  The tagline you steal may be your own!
Caution! Programmer at work!
Caution: This tagline stops for page breaks.
Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Cap'n Crunch found dead...
Chain Tagline:  Now stolen [266] times. Add 1 as stolen
Chain tagline; steal this or suffer consequences
Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Character is what you know you are, not what others think
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Chernobyl used MACs
Chocolate coat them words. You'll be eating them later.
Chocolate: the other major food group.
Choose one: Smart bombs [ ] Smart kids [ ]
Choosing my weapons: Coffee and danishes at dawn.
Choosy modemers choose GIF!
Clap on (clapclap). Clap off (clap)   NO CARRIER
Classic Oxymoron: Definite possibility þ
Classified Tag Line-Please Enter Password:
Clean mind, clean body: take your pick.
Coathangers, like bugs, breed if unobserved.
Coffee?  Tea?  Weasel spit?
Come on in;  my day was going bad anyway.
Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included.
Coming Soon!!  Mouse Support for Edlin!!!!
Coming Soon: Howard the Duck Soup
Coming soon......Turbo Edlin  !
Coming soon: Netware for Nintendo
Compatible: Blows up a little later than Incompatible
Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
Computer Science -- solving today's problems tomorrow.
Computer Virus: Let me trim the F.A.T. from your disk.
Computer programmers never die, they compile
Computer simulations have imaginary mass.
Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad have fun.
Computer,load program 9 -- Execute
Confuse People: Quote From The Wrong Message.
Congress isn't doing its job:  I still have some money!
Consequences Smonsequences! As Long As I WIN!!!
Consultant(n): computer knucklehead with business cards.
Cooperate with those who have know-how or bail money
Crime wouldn't pay if the Government ran it!
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Congress.
Crop Circles: The work of a cereal killer?
Cross-eyed teachers can't control their pupils.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, I got him with a 12 gauge.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. I got 'im with the mower!
Cursor: What you become when your system crashes.
Cynic -- an optimist who has been mugged by reality!
DATA COMPRESSION: What You Get When You Squish An Android
DATA ERROR:(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence With Large Hammer
DESQview: Better windows
DESQview: Faster than a Cray (running Windows)
DESQview: Faster than a Cray (running Windows).
DETOUR...Tagline under repair...
DON'T play STUPID with me...I'm BETTER at it !!!
DOS 5.0 is like Sonny Bono:  it can kiss SHARE goodbye.
DOS is just a bootstap loader for Windows 3.1
DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse.
Daddy, what does "FORMATTING DRIVE C:....." mean ?
Daddy? What does "Formatting Non-Removable Disk" Mean?
Damn It Jim!!  I'm a Doctor not a Tagline writer!!!!!
Danger, Will Robinson!  Danger!
Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookiee!
Data bytes (or maybe he just nibbles....)
Data, data everywhere, and not a nibble to byte!
Data: my dream 'droid.
Daughter Node on Binary Tree has triplets.  Story at 11.
Day-o...Day-ay-ay-o, Daylight come and me want go home.
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
Deep Dive Into The Middle Of The Mass Confusion...
Definition of a SysGod : Lord of the Files
Delta: We love to fly, but it shows
Desqview: Windex!
Dey went data way!
Dial 911 Make A Firefighter Come!
Diamonds - the ultimate in hardware.
Did I make myself clear? Good, tell me what I said
Did Pavlov's wife ring a bell for dinner?
Did someone say.....CHOCOLATE???!!!
Did you do something kind for a friend today?
Dime:  a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggy"... until you find a rock
Discoveries are made by not following instructions.
Disk Failure! (C)old boot (W)arm boot (S)teel-toed boot
Disk space... the final frontier.
DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse.
Diversity is God's way of amusing himself.
Divorce - Transition from a duet to a duel.
Do Cheshire cats drink evaporated milk?
Do NOT look into laser with remaining eye..
Do Sexy Electrons have Current Affairs????
Do cheshire cats drink evaporated milk?
Do files get embarrassed when you unZIP them?
Do not believe in miracles--rely on them.
Do still life on your computer -- run WinDOZE.
Do you want that on fifty 3«'s or two hundred 5¬'s?
Does "PIRATE" software come with a treasure map?
Does Micro-Soft mean Small and Limp?
Does Venus have an Earth probe?
Does a medical book have an appendix?
Dog for sale: Eats anything - Is fond of children.
Dogs crawl under fences, Software crawls under Windows.
Dogs make great welcome home committees.
Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go!
Don't be sexist.  Broads hate that.
Don't confuse me with facts, my mind is made up!
Don't drink and park: accidents cause people.
Don't get between the dog and the fire plug.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep 'til noon!
Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
Don't lose your temper. No one else wants it!
Don't pick up that phon9  NO CARRIER
Don't re-elect them!  Jail their asses!!!
Don't take life seriously...it isn't permanent.
Don't tell me what kind of day to have!!
Don't trust a government that doesn't trust your guns.
Don't try to fix nothin that ain't broke!
Don't vote...  It only encourages them.
Don't you just hate rhetorical questions?
Double your drive space! Delete Windows!
Doubt is the beginning of wisdom
Drop your Carrier, We have you surrounded...
Dyslexic Greeting Card Co.: Wishing You the Bery Vest.
E Pluribus Unix
Eagles may fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jets...
Eat SPAM!  Save the universe!!
Eat, Drink and Be Merry....for tomorrow we DIET!
Education: whats left after you've forgotten the facts
Electrical engineers do it with less resistance
Elephant : a mouse built to government specs.
Elvis is dead...and I don't feel so good myself.
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
Enquiring minds already think they know!
Eradicate Hunger - Eat the homeless!
Error 216: Tagline out of paper.
Error reading FAT table.  Try SKINNY one?  (Y/N)
Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
Even a small star shines in the darkness
Even dead fish can swim down stream....
Even if you beat it, you can't teach a cat to bark.
Ever caught ya'self reading taglines and skipping msgs?
Ever wake up with bullfrogs on your mind?
Every step you take becomes a twist of fate.
Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!
Everyone is gifted. Some just open their packages sooner.
Everything starts as somebody's daydream
Evolution is God's way of issuing updates
Exactly what was I talking about anyway???
Excuse me, but did a big hairy creature just run by here?
Exercise daily.  Eat wisely.  Die anyway.
Experience--What you get just after you need it!
Expert: "ex"=a has-been. "spert"=a drip under pressure.
FARFROMKRAPPIN...German for Constipated !
FILES=1  BUFFERS=0  FCBS=SAYWHAT  BREAK=GIMME
FOR SALE: 1 set of morals, never used, will sell cheap.
FORMAT C: Failed, Transfering Virus to d: ^C^C^C^C
Fact:  Fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.
Facts and figures can be friends or foes.
Failure is the path of least persistence.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life!
Fathers ARE parents TOO!!!!!!
Felons can't vote: they might elect dishonest Congressmen
Fiction means not real, so non-fiction is not not real?!
Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
Fight poverty WORK!!
File COLDBEER.CAN not found....operator not loaded!
File Not Found.....Loading something that looks similar.
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
File not found: Loading something that looked similar.
Files not found:  Delete user instead? (Y/y)?
Find out what you do not do well and DON'T DO IT
Fine: tax for doing wrong. Tax: fine for doing fine.
First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
First, they tax incomes; now they're taxing my patience.
Fixation - a gas station that still repairs cars.
Flirt with me like that again & I'll follow you anywhere.
Floppy now, hard later.
For once I'm at a loss for words.  Mark down the date!
Ford: Where quality is just a word we like to use..
Forewarned is forearmed, usually right in the face.
Forget RTFM - Call The Author At Home!
Forget the Joneses.... I can't keep up with The Simpsons!
Forget the dog - beware of the homeowner ...
Forget the virgins - we're OUT of virgins!
Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.
Formatting of drive A Failed, trying drive C instead....
Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, Microwavable.
Fred MacMurry - The Father of >Flubber<.
Freedom of the press is guaranteed to those who own one.
Frequently wrong, but never in doubt!
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Friends don't keep track of who owes what.
Friends don't let friends do 2400.....
Friends don't let friends use XMODEM!
Friendship is a rainbow between two people
From now on I think for myself! . . . Okay?
GANGRENE  -n.  The favorite color of a band of hoodlum.
GET REAL!  Elvis is DEAD!  Accept it!
GUI:A set of pretty pictures to amuse the illiterate
General Failure reading drive A:  Please remove your fist
General notions are generally wrong.
Genious Vs.Stupidity = Genious Has It's Limits!
Get a life?  Impossible, I'm a sysop.
Get gun.  Shoot computer.  Turn off lights...
Girl by the whirlpool, lookin' for a new fool...
Girlfriend pregnant - (M)arry (I)gnore (A)bort
Girlfriend?  Yep, a 50 MHz 486 with 256K cache!
Give a student a modem and you give them the world
Give and you might receive. Take and be sure of it.
Go fishin.. cause it's Gooood fer ya.
Go soak your head, puny human.
God created women 'cause sheep can't cook
God is Love, Love is Blind.....Ray Charles Must be God!
God is love but get it in writing.
Gold medalist, freestyle jumping-to-conclusions event.
Golden Rule: she who has the gold makes the rules.
Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain
Golly, Yogi, I don't think Mr. Ranger's gonna like this
Gone Chopin.  Bach in a minuet.
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
Got a dog for my girlfriend.  Was a fair trade.
Got a seatbelt on my computer chair... no more ROTFL!!
Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer again...
Grandbabies: God's way of rewarding parents who survive
Grandkids are so much fun..Wish I had had them first
Gravity is a law.  Lawbreakers will be brought down!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional
Guests, like fish, begin to smell about the third day.
Guinan's secret power: Her hat is a solar panel
Gun Control -- Being able to hit the Target!
Gun Control isn't about guns, it's about control.
Gun Control: A criminals best friend.
Gun control is being able to hit your target.
Gun control: It isn't about guns, it about *control*.
Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.
Gypsy dwarf escapes jail:  Small medium at large.
HS-Link: Do unto others - bi-directionally!
HUSBAND: A handyman with sex privileges.
Had a dog who thought her name was "Shut the F*** up!"
Handle with care - Elderly tagline operator!
Handwritten on a condom machine; "This gum tastes funny"
Happiness is your favorite program moving to Windows
Happiness is your favourite program moving to Windows
Hard disk parking: .10/mb for the 1st 2 hrs; all day=$25
Hard drives are better than soft putts . . .
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Hard work never KILLED anyone, but why chance it.
Hardware:  The parts of a computer that can be kicked.
Has anyone seen my pet eighteen foot anaconda?
Has that file been saved?  No, but we're praying for it!
Have I ever claimed to be sane?
Have I reached the person to whom I am speaking?
Have Your Modem Call My Modem And We'll Do Lunch
Have you ever found yourself talking in error messages
Have you ever wondered how to throw out a garbage can?
Have you pushed a Ford lately?
Have you said "THANKS" to your shareware author today?
Have you seen my mind?  It wandered again...
He is a self-made man, and worships his creator.
He said: `No gnu taxes!' Do you see any gnus being taxed?
He who boasts of an open mind may only have a vacant one
He who fart in church, sit in pew
He who has, worries; he who has not, longs.
He who hesitates is trampled by the mob.
He who laughs last is a little slow on the uptake.
He who laughs last is probably your boss.
He who laughs last probably backed up his hard disk...
He who laughs last...had to have it explained.
He who sits on a hot stove shall rise again !!
He who slings mud loses ground.
He who speaks with forked tongue, not need chopsticks
He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
He's either dead or just very sleepy.
He's not bald - just too tall for his hair
He's twelve cookies short of a dozen....
Heard the joke about the sidewalk? It's all over town !
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over!!
Heaven doesn't want me. Hell's afraid I'll take over!
Hello ... Hello.... Is this thing on?
Hello From Canada! ... Waddya mean, "Where's that?"
Help beautify our dumps. Throw away something pretty.
Help me! I've fallen and I can't beam you up!
Help save California: leave and take someone with you.
Help!  I've fallen on the floor and I'm rolling!
Help!  Trapped in .QWK.  Please unzip me.
Help! My Windoze 3.1 has siezed and I can't reboot!
Help, I've fallen and can't reach my beer.
Here I sit, in a tizzy; all my favorite boards are busy!
Hey Rocky:  Watch me pull a SYSOP out of my hat!
Hey, Doc, got anything I can take for kleptomania?
Hey, wake up! It's time for your sleeping pills.
Hips or Lips!!!! Let your conscience be your guide....
History is a set of lies agreed upon by the Victors
Homosexual? Atheist? Hate guns?  The Democrats want YOU!
Honesty: Fear of being caught.
Hong Kong, Son of King Kong
Hope for the best, plan for the worst.
Hospital: workshop for faulty humans.
How can I prove my sanity to people who have none?
How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?
How come wrong numbers are never busy????
How did I get round from eating square meals?
How do I set my Laser Printer to "Stun"?
How do frogs die? Ker-mit suicide
How do nudists play Flag Football?
How do we sleep while our beds are burning
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
How many babies can a motherboard have?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
Humbled again by overlooking the obvious
Humpty Dumpty was pushed!!!!
I *did* read the docs; that's why I'm confused!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!
I KNOW it was a tornado Toto, but you wizzed on my Carpet
I Like your approach. Now let's see your departure.
I Make Money The Old Fashioned Way...I PRINT IT !
I am Catwoman, hear me roar -- Helen Reddy (NOT!)
I am a deeply superficial person!
I am the Shopping Cart that nicks at your paint-job.
I am the cloud that rains on your hit parade.
I am the neurosis that requires a $500-an-hour shrink!
I am the ring that lines your tub.
I am the terror that flaps in the night;
I believe in the Divine Rights of Sysops.
I belong to the order of America.
I bought a cordless extension cord.
I call it as I see it. If I don't see it I make it up
I called 911 but they kept hanging up!
I came, I saw, I charged it!
I can burn my bridges, because I never retreat
I can keep a secret.  It's the people I tell that can't
I can read your mind..you should be ashamed of yourself!
I can't seem to find time to procrastinate ...
I can't walk in your shoes until you tell me the size.
I come from the shallow end of the gene pool.
I didn't know it couldn't be done....so I did it!
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a BBS addict!
I don't jog. If I die I want to be sick.
I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way!
I don't know, I have amnesia, and I'm not here right now.
I don't mind passing gas, but don't light a match!
I doubt any God who inflicts pain for his own pleasure.
I drove my Lexus to Infinity and now it's a Legend
I forgot I was Out of Memory....
I get mail, therefore I exist.
I got friends in low places!
I got lost in thought.  It was unfamiliar territory.
I had my head x-rayed today.  Nothing there.
I had some morals; luckily, I got my money back.
I have NOT lost my mind. It's ZIPped up somewhere!
I have PMS and ESP.  I'm a bitch that knows everything.
I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers.
I have a dirty mind, I mud wrestle with my conscience.
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
I have an interesting way of my words structuring.
I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are
I have seen the evidence.  I want DIFFERENT evidence
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense!
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on floppies.
I inherited curiosity from my cat.  Why do you ask?
I just injured a groin muscle . . . and it wasn't mine!
I just took an IQ test.  The results were negative.
I keep my *.BAT files in C:\BELFRY
I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once.
I know it all. I just can't remember it all.
I know so little, but I know it fluently...
I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco.
I let my mind wander once...it never came back.
I let my mind wander, and it never came back...
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
I like your approach, now let's see your departure
I like your taglines better than mine!  Wanna swap?
I live in a quiet neighborhood, they use silencers
I live one day at a time, but I'm one day behind
I march to the beat of a dead drummer.
I married beneath me -- all women do.
I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up.
I may look busy, but I'm just confused!
I moved to Vegas 'cause you don't have to shovel heat!
I need Windows like a haemophiliac needs heart surgery! *
I need a computer to figure out my computer!
I never get lost because everbody tells me where to go!!!
I only wrote the thing, I don't have to understand it!
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
I saw the light! It hurt my eyes.
I slept like a baby -- woke up every two hours.
I smoked a GIF once, but I didn't inhale. 
I tell them there's no problems...Only Solutions...
I th in k  my Har d dis k   is  Fr  agm ent   ed !  !! !
I think, therefore I am confused.
I thought I was a wit, and I was half right.
I thought I was a wit, but I was only half right.
I tried the best but I bought the one I could understand.
I understand the solution. The problem is the problem.
I use original taglines--they originate elsewhere.
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke!
I used to have a life - now I'm married with children.
I used to have a mind.  Now I have children.
I used to have money in the bank, now I have a BBS!
I used to have savings.  Now I have a 386.
I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my glass.
I used to read books.  Now I read .QWK packets.
I vow to consider your idea fairly, before I reject it.
I want a 586, 150 MHz CPU & 100 pps lazer printer ...NOW
I want my MobyTurbo!
I want to use a sector editor on reality.
I was arrested for resisting arrest
I was sane once, and didn't like it
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend
I wear the pants, but my wife picks them out for me ...
I went Window shopping and bought OS/2.
I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole!
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
I'd like to be a narcissist...But I'm Too handsome
I'll consider procrastinating tomorrow
I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having.
I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING!, I'm FL>THUD<
I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All
I'm Too Busy To Waste Time Leaving A Tagline
I'm a good man for a bad woman.
I'm a workaholic who resisted a rest.
I'm always in trouble, but it's so much FUN!
I'm an astronomer, not an astrolger.
I'm coming to bed, honey....gotta run one more utility...
I'm firm. You're obstinate. He's a pigheaded fool.
I'm having a mental energy crisis!
I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Dont Walk
I'm looking for a meaningful overnight relationship.
I'm not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.
I'm not a minority. I'm an outnumbered majority!
I'm not a witch doctor-- I'm only a folk medic.
I'm not as innocent as I look!
I'm not dead yet! I think I'll go for a walk.
I'm not fat- I'm metabolically challenged!
I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.
I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right!
I'm not playing hard to get. I AM HARD TO GET!
I'm not real smart, But I can lift heavy things.
I'm not tense, just terribly alert!
I'm out of bed and dressed.  What more do you want?
I'm really sorry about always saying I'm really sorry.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
I'm so horney even the crack of Dawn isn't safe!
I'm sorry - all taglines are busy now.  Please hold ...
I'm sorry, but I could swear you just called me a MACRO!
I'm sure it's clearly explained in the Zmodem DOC's
I'm the leader, which way did they go?
I'm the person your mother warned you about
I'm trying to think of a good one!!!!
I'm up to my ASCII in files
I'm usually awake near the end of the day
I'm wearing boxer shorts ... and I know how to use them.
I'm your captain now. þ Riker
I've always made the mistake of being myself :>
I've climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
I've got leprosy.  What's eating YOU?
I've got the only uniform that zips in front. þ Beverly
I've lost my sense of direction; which way to the bar?
I've packed my database . . . think I'll leave
I've told you fifty thousand times, stop exaggerating!
I.B.M. stands for "Inferior But Marketable"
IBM:  Incredibly Boneheaded Marketing!
IF EXIST C:\WIN\*.* ECHO Stupid Idiot!!!
IMAGINE! I was accused of being an ADULT the other day!
INTERNAL SNACK FAILURE:  (A)bort, (R)eheat, (I)nhale?
IQ Error: Brain not ready. Abort, Retry, Fail?
Idiot (id-ee-it) n.-> One who disagrees with me.
Idiots are People too!
Idiots:  People who drive slower than you do.
If (Wife = "yes") then (MONEY = "Gone") else Single
If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Cash !
If Chekov owned a computer, would it be a Wax?
If Corn Oil Is Made From Corn, What's Baby Oil Made From?
If God didn't have a sense of humor, we wouln't be here.
If I save time, when do I get it back ?
If Q were castrated, would he become O?
If Wishes Were Horses I'd Be Slip-Sliding All Day!
If a tree fell on a florist,would he make a sound?
If at 1st you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules!
If at first you don't succeed, read the documentation.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for y
If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.
If at first you fail, try to shift the blame!
If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
If flies couldn't fly, would they be called walks?
If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
If idiots could fly, this would be an airport!!!
If it ain't broke, hit it harder.
If it ain't one thing, it's two or three...
If it has tits or tires, you'll have trouble with it!
If it isn't broken, I can fix it.
If it was easy, it wouldn't be any fun.
If it works, something went wrong.
If it's not broken, Don't even touch it!
If it's tourist season, where do I get a license?
If it's working OK, then something's GOTTA be wrong!
If life is a fairy tale, I'd HATE to see nightmares!
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why prac
If screwups were dollars, I'd be a millionaire!!
If speed scares you, buy Windows 3.1!
If the mailmen went on strike, how would we ever know?
If the shoe fits . . . it's the wrong colour
If the world spins around, why doesn't home come to us??
If things improve with age, I'm nearly MAGNIFICENT!
If this is time, then we've got some to waste!
If you DON'T Vote in Nov., DON'T Complain!!
If you Pascal on the road, go C him and his dog Spot.
If you ain't makin' waves you ain't kickin' hard enough!
If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.
If you can't convince them, confuse them!
If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll laugh at you
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
If you don't agree with me you're wrong!
If you don't care where you are, then you can't get lost.
If you don't make waves, you're not underway yet.
If you drink, don't drive.  Don't even putt.
If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi!
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
If you see an onion ring -- answer it!
If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
If you throw a cat out the car window, is it kitty litter
If you wake up Sleepy & Grumpy, you must be Snow White.
If you want a quarantee, buy a toaster...
If you want the last word with a woman, apologize.
If you want your boomerang to come back, throw it first!
If you're looking for trouble, I can offer a wide selecti
If you're not the lead dog, everything looks the same.
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality!
In Canada, even the female impersonators are women.
In Case Of Fire, Rescue Taglines.
In Case of Fire ... yell FIRE.
In case of emergency administer chocolate.
In dogs we trust - in politicians?  That's another story!
In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg at a time
In the immortal words of Quasimoto, "Call it a Hunch."
Inane tagline found. Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one.
Innuendo; That's Italian for Suppository!
Insanity is just a state of mind.
Insert wallet in drive C and press <Enter>.
Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
Invalid COFFEE.COM - Operator halted!
Iraqi Bingo: M-16, F-15, A-6, B-52, F-16, M-1...
Is infinity odd or even?
Is man one of God's blunders or God one of man's?
Is sex dirty?    Only if it's done right!
Is the computer still talking on the phone?
Isn't "half-duplex" just an apartment?
It consoles me that Einstein made mistakes.
It it ain't broke, let me have a shot at it.
It takes a lot of RAM to make your floppy spin...
It was so cold, I almost got married.
It's 3:48 pm.  Do you know where your hamster is?
It's Hard To Point Wearing a Straight Jacket!
It's So Quiet, You Can Hear A Carrier Drop!
It's Virgin Naugahyde, and Naugas are out of season!
It's easy to apply yourself, if you just use crazy glue!
It's half of one, six dozen of another.
It's not NICE to mess with Narcotics...
It's not broken because I haven't fixed it yet.
It's not if you win or lose--it's how you place the blame
It's not the having, it's the getting.
It's the poor tool that blames its workman.
It's time to make criminals fear the honest citizen.
It's what we learn after we know it all that counts!
Its a JOKE, like the funny kind but different
Its better to be looked over then overlooked.
JIMMY HOFFA FOUND! Makeup removed from Tammy Faye.
Jack's Law:  You can't fall off the floor.
Jesus saves, passes to Moses, shoots; HE SCORES!!!
Join Amnesiacs Anonymous at...  um, er...
Jury: A group chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
Just a sec......yep, I hear a beer calling me!
Just plead the fifth -- or drink it -- either way.
Just so you'll know, I'm not perfect yet.
Just to keep you guessing.
Just washed my hair - can't do a thing with the sink.
Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand...?
Just when one is caught up, everything speeds up!
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside...
KENNEDY'S BUMPER STICKER - MY OTHER CAR IS UNDERWATER
Keep America beautiful - Swallow your cigarette butts.
Keep the dream....It'll come true.  :>
Keep your eyes open, potential taglines are EVERYWHERE!
Keyboard not connected . . . . Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard: Used for entering errors into a system.
Kill two birds with one stone? What happend to shotguns?
Kirk to Enterprise, Kirk to Enterprise! Damn! It's BUSY!
Klingon Thanksgiving Grace: "Let us prey..."
L.A. Criminal Justice system...where justice is criminal
L.A.P.D. Motto:  -- Let's leave early & beat the crowd.
LAPD Motto:Treat you like a 'KING' - Rodney King
LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
Ladies & Gentlemen, Elvis has logged off the system.
Last 2 words of the national anthem - PLAY BALL!
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself!
Leather is waterproof -- ever see a cow w/ an umbrella?
Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.
Let the meek inherit the Earth, I want the stars.
Life and liberty are safe only when congress is in recess
Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone!!
Life is a never ending surprise.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp it.
Life is like an onion...I'm just making soup.
Life is not fair...it IS, however, quite a circus.
Life is too important to be taken seriously!
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
Life is uncertain, so eat dessert first!
Life...too many questions...damn few answers.
Living on the edge of CCITT standards!
Lobotomies for Republicans!  It's the LAW!
Locked coathanger in the car.  Good thing I had a key!
Logjam -- Some kind of high fiber jelly.
Look alive!  Here comes a buzzard!
Look out! He's got a MAGNET! Everybody BACKUP!
Look your best--who said love's blind?
Look, Bullwinkle, a message in a bottle...!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!
Lots of people make sense, I want to make $$$
Love is blind; marriage is the eye-opener.
Love is blond.
Love is grand.  Divorce is twenty grand.
MAFIA DOS..Ey'What's A Matta You? Wanna Try Again (Y/n)?
MEMORY ERROR: Now what?
MOPAR: Most Our Parts Are Rusted
MS-DOS:  MR-DOS's sister; DR DOS:  MS-DOS's Gynecologist.
Mac: Computer with training wheels. <whee!>
MacIntosh - The step between Nintendo and IBM!
Macintosh: Just like Nintendo but not as much fun.
Madam, an error, we did a hysterectomy on your husband
Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change
Mail your ideas written on the back of a $20 bill to...
Make Money The Old Fashioned Way --- PRINT IT
Make a joyful noise (but deny it when smelled by others)!
Make another pot of coffee...I'm gonna read the mail!
Make friends with sysops; page them at 3:00 am.
Make headlines... use a corduroy pillow!
Make me feel like a woman, ask me to do laundry
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night
Many possess the wisdom of many and only the wit of one.
Many smokers quit 'cause there isn't much air in a coffin
Marriage: a war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Married life is murder on the wallet.
Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so.
May trouble last as long as your New Years resolution.
May you live all the days of your life.
May your computer grow hands and massage your feet.
Me....a skeptic?  I trust you have proof.
Meaning of Life: <Deleted for lack of space>
Megahertz--when something is really painful
Message overload, reader collapse!!!
Mickey Mouse wears a Dan Quayle watch.
Microwaves frizz your heir.
Milkbone underwear... for a dog eat dog world
Minds, like parachutes, work best when open.
Misspelled?  Impossible.  My modem is error correcting
Mistress: something between a mister and a matteress
Modem addictus has got us!
Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
Money isn't everything...but it keeps the kids in touch!
Monkey in blender = Rhesus pieces.
Mother told me to be good, but she's been wrong before!
MultiTask- Make twice the mistakes in / the time
Multitask: Screw up several things at once!
Multitasking = screwing up several things at once.
Multitasking: Reading in the Bathroom.
Murphy Brown can spell potato
Murphy's Law prevails over all other physical laws
Music is like religion, everyone swears theirs is better.
Must go, the cat's stuck in the printer again....
My Body's here, but my Mind's on vacation.
My RAM may be gone, but my floppy remembers ...
My boss made it the hard way. He was nice to his father.
My brain cell is aching something fierce!!!
My computer understands me.
My computer's sick and I think my modem is a carrier.
My cow died so I don't NEED your bull anymore.
My girlfriend said I never listen to her, or something...
My kid just beat the snot out of your Honor Student.
My mother traded with a Ferengi for me as a baby.
My mother was the travel agent for my guilt trips!
My name is Batman. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
My opponent is not necessarily my enemy
My other tagline is being used on my CRAY.
My pleasure in life is doing what people say I cannot
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
My wife loves ME--it's the computer she hates!
NR] þ "Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" --In
NR] þ One more Wendy's commercial, and I'm going to snap!
NY cops go bar-hopping; LA cops go night-clubbing.
Never arrive half prepared for a battle of wits!
Never buy what you can build yourself at a higher cost.
Never call a man a fool, just borrow his money.
Never do card tricks in Vegas.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight!
Never hit a man with glasses.  Use your fist!
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Never mind the oxygen.  This man's a donor.
Never pet a dog that's on fire.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!
Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely!
Never trust a pit bull, even one named "Fluffy"
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
New World Order...are you last?
News flash: 6 million dollar man hurt by inflation
Newsflash: Bored scientists invent Artificial Stupidity.
Next time try a fishhook.  You'll catch on.
Nice computers don't go down.
Night club: an ashtray with music.
No longer young enough to know it all....
No man is rich enough to buy back his past
No one is ever old enough to know better.
No one loves a fat man except his grocer.
No reason for it; it's just my policy.
No wanna work.  Wanna bang on keyboard.ÿ
No.. Taco Bell is not the Mexican Phone Co.
No............  Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner?
Nobody loves me. Is it my aftershave?
None of you exist; my Sysop types all this in!
Not enough disk space, not enough RAM, not enough money!
Not now ... I have to go mow the laundry.
Nothing is as easy as it looks
Nothing is foolproof - fools are ingenious.
Nothing is more productive than the last minute
Nothing spoils a good party like a genius.
Now where did I put my halo? :>
Nuke 'em til they glow then shoot 'em in the dark!
OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric. :-)
OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric.
OK, OK, right after this one it's back to the topic.
OS/2 2.0: Taking the wind out of Windows.
OS/2 ErrorScan- "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
OUCH!  I got my floppy caught in my PKZipper!
OVERDRAWN? What the heck?, I still have checks left!
Objects in taglines are closer than they appear.
Objects under T-Shirt are larger than they appear.
Of all the people I've met, you're certainly one of 'em.
Of all the things I've lost...I miss my mind the most.
Off-season ESPN: Amish rake fights.
Often, people put taglines down here. WHY?
Oh God! It's the insurance salesmen! Call in the snipers!
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble.
Oh, *you're* no fun anymore!
Oh, Yeah!  My Brother's a Mainframe With The IRS !
Okay, I pulled the pin.  Now what?  Where are you going?
Old age comes at a bad time.
Old age is a disease from which we all recover.
Old age: The mind makes dates the body can't keep
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
On the other hand, fingers are different.
On the other hand, you have different fingers
Once a king, always a king. But once a Knight, is enough!
Once in motion, I'm determined to keep moving.
One good turn gets all the blankets
One man tells a falsehood, and 100 repeat it as true.
One thing about pain:  it proves you're alive.
Only a liberal could coin a word such as "undertaxed."
Only well reared girls should wear slacks.
Ooooooooooh, Boy am I gonna pay for THAT one!
Oops!  My ramdrive just mated with a ewedrive!
Open mouth. Insert foot. Echo internationally.
Operator halted!  Startrek's on!
Operator? Could you trace this call & tell me where I am?
Optimist: YUGO owner with a trailer hitch.
Or,,, you can take what Jay has in the box on the floor.
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?
Our Father, UART in Heaven. I/O'd be Thy Name...
Out of the mouth of babes comes .. *yuck*
Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.
Overweight just snacks up on you.
Oxymoron: Express Mail from the Post Office.
Oxymoron: someone who thinks all those pimple meds work!
PARODY ERROR:  Can't Find File WEIRD_AL.EXE
PARODY ERROR:Cannot locate file WEIRD_AL.EXE
PMS. Punish my  spouse.
PMS:  Permanent Mean Streak
PRESS To test...  RELEASE to detonate !
Paint baboon bottoms; leave no stern untoned
Paper clips are the larval stage of coat hangers...
Pass the time, pass the data, but don't pass wind!
Perot & Picard '92 (Baldly leading us into the future)
Pkzip v. _._ will be released in the ___ qtr. of 19__!
Plagerism is the sincerest form of flattery.
Playing hide and seek with the ghosts of dawn.
Please insert 5 in drive A: for next tagline
Please phrase your questions in the form of an answer...
Please reply to message before reading this tagline.
Please return stewardess to her original upright position
Point not found. A)bort, R)eread, I)gnore.
Politically correct?  I'm not even ANATOMICALLY correct!
Politicians cut red tape....LENGTHWISE
Politics permits a LOT more idiocy than science does.
Polly Wants Fingers, Not Crackers!
Poloroid: Still The Longest Minute Known To Man
Positive: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Posting bad tag-lines is like having bad breath.
Postlink Error 321: Formatting Drive C:  Terribly Sorry!
Pot Roast - a sunburned stomach
Pound forehead on keyboard to continue...
Power corrupts.  Absolute power is kind of neat.
Practice safe fax....use a cover sheet.
Praise the Lord and pass the Cheez-Whiz!
Pregnancy - a woman a swelled up over her work.
Press ENTER once to quit or twice to save changes.
Pretend you understand what's going on.
Procrastination means never having to say you're sorry...
Professional journalism...an oxymoron.
Programs will expand to fill available memory.
Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Pssst! .ZIP your .FLI!
Psychic Meeting cancelled due to unforeseen problems.
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots
Pull the hair of a tiger and he will bite back
Purranoia: the fear one's cats are up to something.
Purring-an automatic safety-valve for happiness overflow.
Pursuit: The cat's pajamas
Put a fork in Bush - he's done.
Q:What do I have to do to convince you people?  Worf:Die.
Quit complaining and swallow!
Quit playing with your floppies!!!!
Quoth the Raven: "Eat my shorts!!!"
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
REAL SysOps know what REAL users are all about...
RELAX.. It's only ones and zeros anyway
RTFM?  I'm too busy trying to make this thing work!
Rap is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Reader not found..., please notify tagline.
Real programmers can write FORTRAN in ANY language.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle BBS'ing
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
Reality is something I've managed to rise above.
Reality is the leading cause of stress.
Reality is useful: it occupies time between fantasies
Really Get Stoned -- Drink Wet Cement!
Rectum? Almost killed 'em!!
Redundancy... An Airbag in a Politician's Car!
Remember ... all lasergrams need a ZAP code.
Remember Having fun is GOOD for you!
Remember however, that self-diagnosis is not recommended.
Remember that a kick in the bum is a step forward
Remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you!
Remember when unsafe sex was being caught in the act.
Remember....a wet bird never flies at night.
Reputation = character - what you got caught doing!
Ring..Ring.."hello? hello? .. THE BBS IS DOWN GADDAMMIT!"
Road Workers Ahead -- Give Them a Brake
Roads?  Where we're going, we don't need roads!
Rocky: Watch me pull a SYSOP out of my hat!
Ronald Reagan: Milli Vanilli of presidents.
Roses smell better than onions but make bad soup
SAST = Sysops þ Against þ Stupid þ Taglines þ
SHIN, n. a body part used to find furniture in the dark.
SIMMS - n. Silicon implants for computers.
SODA.CAN empty:  Operator shelled out to kitchen
SYNTAX?...   Why not?  They tax everything else!
SYSOP: The guy laughing at your typing.
Saddam Hussein still has a job.  Do you?
Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark.
Saudi Arabia, A country where the word "DUCK" is a Verb
Save pennies. Make your own bullets!
Say something soft & sweet.     Marshmallow.
Scalable fonts?  No thanks, I'm afraid of heights.
Scotty!, beam me Augggg! #$ NO CARRIER
Scotty, beam us aboard!"  "Aye sir ... will a 2x4 do?"
Script Writer: "Just *one* glitch away from working!"
Seattle Rain Festival! January 1 through December 31
Sects, sects, sects! Is that all Monks think about?
Security is a game but the final goal is never reached.
Security to the bridge!  Cmdr. Data is being formatted!
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Semiconductor:  A part-time orchestra leader.
Send $20 and I will doubble your IQ or no money back
Sex with Love: Feeds a hungry mind & satisfies the soul.
Share ware is scanned before your BBS gets it.
Shareware it only works if you pay.
She was so hungry for knowledge she ate a professor.
She's dead, Jim, but still warm...  Flip for it?
Sherman, set the Wayback machine for Sodom and Gomorrah!
Shh!  Be vewy vewy quiet!  I'm hunting tagwines!.
Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting Womulins!
Shh! I have to use my incomplete, divided attention here.
Should shellfish sue for damages in small clams court?
Silence cannot be misquoted.
Silly wrabbit, .qwks are for kids
Skydiving!  Good till the last drop...
Sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue ...
Smile if you like Klingons   {{:-)
So easy a child can do it. (Child not included.)
So many BBSs......so little time!
So many choices, so little baud.
So soon old, so late smart..
Some days you're the windshield, some days the bug.
Some people think I'm insensitive... The bunch of jerks!
Sometimes the depths of your ignorance amazes even me.
Sorry sweetie. I *swear* we'll get groceries next week!
Sorry, this is abuse.  Arguments are down the hall.
Sorry... my mind has a few bad sectors.
Spaceballs the Tagline!
Spell checkers don't sea if your grammar is write.
Spell'em Like Thay Sownd.
Spelling and typing by someone else!
Stacker has stacked itself!!!
Stand up, speak up, shut up.
Standards are wonderful.  So many to choose from!
Standing on the edge of sanity, losing my balance.
Star Truck II:  The Wrath of Nissan
Steal This Tagline..... PLEASE!
Still crazy after all these leers.....
Still sliding down the razor blade of life
Stop being a Pecker, learn to type using all your fingers
Strike Any User To Continue...
Stupidity is an equal-opportunity employer
Subdirectories? My HD didn't come with those.
Success comes in a can.  Failure comes in a can not.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!!!
Suicide words:  Hey there, turtle headed Klingon dude!
Super Collider- n. Particle Accelerator  syn. See AmTrak
Superior firepower is invaluable when negotiations start.
Support Free Trade...  Smuggle!  <G>
Support mental health.........Or I'll kill you.
Support nuclear families!  The mutants are fun to watch!
Support your local Police. Your life may depend on it!
Support your local hooker.  Play Rugby!
Sure I know how to copy a disk!Where's the xerox machine?
Sure you can trust the Government! Just ask an Indian.
Sysop not found! Please notify computer
Sysoping: Not just an adventure, it's a job..
System Crash  (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
System Crash  (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowupÿ
TELEMATE... Phoning Your Spouse !
Tag line thievery..Comin' up next on Geraldo.
Tagline Lotto: ²²²²²²²²²²<- Scratch here to reveal prize.
Tagline explodes, destroys BBS. Film at 11!
Tagline thievery:  Coming up next on Geraldo.
Taglines: Steal all you want... we'll make more....
Taglines: the restroom wall of BBS'ing
Take no prisoners, we can't feed them.
Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted.
Tales of a Tagline thief - I came, I read, I stole.
Talk is cheap . . . until Congress does it!
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand....
Tape librarians will mount anything.
Tasha Yar supports Data entry....
Teamwork is essential. It lets you blame someone else.
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun
Ted Kennedy:"My nephew will walk your daughter home."
Teen Lesbian Nazi Hookers Raped by UFO, Next on Geraldo
Teenagers are your punishment for enjoying sex!
Telling the truth is the doorway to healing
Testing the emergency tagline stealing system. OK.
That babbling brook just never did learn to keep quiet.
That which does not kill me had better run away damn fast
That's not a bug, that's an "Enhanced Feature"
That's not line noise...My modem is speaking in tongues!
The Clinton Campaign.. Press C to Cancel ... PLEASE!!
The Earth is like a tiny grain of sand-only much heavier
The Earth is our Mother.  Respect and love her.
The IRS: You make it, we take it.
The Lab called: your brain is ready.
The Magic of Windows:  Turns any 486 into an XT!
The PS/2 Model 30-286 was designed on a Monday
The Road to hell is paved with good intentions.
The Secrecy of my job prevents me from knowing what I do.
The Senate Ethics Committee is an oxymoron.
The Silence of the Teenage Mutant Dancing Wolves.
The WWF is to wrestling what Spam is to meat!
The War on Poverty is over.  Poverty won.
The Windows folks wrote EDLIN. They can't be *all* bad!
The backup's not over 'til the FAT table sings.
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
The best laid plans of mice and men... are eaten by cats.
The buck doesn't even slow down here.
The chief cause of crime is Legislation.
The cow ate bluegrass and mooed indigo.....
The drinks are on the house!  Quick!  Find me a ladder!
The faster you go, the more abrupt the stop.
The few. The proud. The decent taglines.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The girl of your dreams is unavailable except in print.
The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
The lab called; my brain is ready.
The living dead don't need to solve word problems.
The men don't know but the little girls understand
The more hair I lose, the more head I get.
The more you run over a skunk the more stupid you are.
The nail that sticks out usually gets pounded on.
The older you get, the greater you were.
The only dumb question is one you haven't asked yet.
The only good Mac is a Big Mac.
The pain will go away once it stops hurting...
The power of money depends on how fast it moves.
The problem with political jokes is that they get elected
The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard!
The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind
The registration check is in the mail!
The results of your IQ test are back.  They're negative.
The right to be free includes the right to be different
The rivers are full of crocodile nasties...
The road to success is usually under construction
The solution to middle east problems:DEL IRA*.*
The spirit is willing but the.flesh is weak!
The sun isn't going down. The horizon is coming up!
The trouble with being brilliant is having to prove it!
The truth is the safest lie.
The tuna doesn't taste the same without the dolphin.
The ultimate multitasking -- two computers!
The universe is laughing behind your back.
The weather is here.  Wish you were beautiful...
The weirdos who are out to get us must be stopped!
The world ended Yesterday.  Here's the Postgame Wrapup!
The world is coming to an end. Please log off
The world is coming to an end. Please log off properly.
The wrong way always seems the more reasonable.
Them bats is smart.  They use radar.
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
There are aliens among us ÄÄ just look at Quayle...
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going
There are two ways to handle women, and I know neither. þ
There once was a GIF from Nantucket, with a ....
There's a black hole at the center of our galaxy.
There's a nit! Quick! Pick it!
There's never been a good government.
There's no such thing as a two week project
These aren't my shorts -- they bend !
These cookies don't taste anything like girl scouts!
These new facts do not coincide with my preconceived idea
They aren't evil...just stupid.
They paved Paradise, put up a parking lot...
They tried to kiss in the fog. They mist.
Things worth having are worth cheating for.
Think "HONK" if you're a telepath.
Think much, speak little, and write less.
This BAUD'S for You
This Is Your CPU -,- This Is Your CPU On Windows !@%#
This Tagline Baked Fresh Daily In Our Own Ovens!
This Tagline is Copypro<>&* <Sector not found>
This country needs more unemployed politicians.
This is only a drean, REPEAT This is only a dream!
This is your tagline...  This is your Âô¡¤î on drugs.
This message was typed on recycled phosphorus.
This message will self-destruct in 5...4...3...2...1...
This product cruelly tested on small furry animals
This tagline failed redundundancy check.
This tagline may or may not be fake.  You decide! <g>
This tagline protected by a Rabid Pit Bull with AIDS!
This tagline was filmed before a live studio audience.
This tagline will be delivered to you by next Wed.
This year Oliver Stone exposes BBSs and networking!
Thomas Jefferson was killed by ferrets!
Those who do not follow are dragged.
Those who do not learn from the past [will] repeat it!
Those who live by the sword KILL those who don't.
Those with the weapons make the rules.
Thou shalt not steal other's taglines - Moses 1991
Throw back the little ones & pan fry the big ones
Time Stands Still!  Film at 11:00, or whenever.
Tip #9: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
To A Cat, "NO!" Means "Not While I'm Looking".
To Alexander -" Setting phasers to SPANK " - Worf
To be born rich is an accident; to die rich is a miracle.
To bring up the DOS task list press CTRL-ALT-DEL
To err is human, to forgive is unusual!
To expose or Too exposed..THAT is the question...
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady!
Today is the tomorrow you didn't worry about yesterday.
Tonight's weather: Dark with continued darkness til dawn.
Too much month at the end of the money.
Took an hour to bury the cat. Silly thing kept moving.
Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore.
Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore. . .
Touch My Keyboard, And NEVER Type Again!
Toughest Man: Catcher on the nudist baseball team.
Transvestite:  one who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
Trash drive C:?  (Y)es  (O)K  (F)ine by me
Trees are the #1 cause of forest fires...
Trickle down is what a dog does to a fire hydrant.
Trust me!  I'll still respect you in the morning.
Trust: Two cannibals having oral sex.
Try to fix the problem...never the blame.
Turn your 486 into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\>
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
Two most common elements: Hydrogen and Stupidity
Type "WIN" - guess what, you lose!!!
UFOs are real!  The US Air Force doesn't exist!
UNIX are lousy lovers.
Ultimate office automation:  networked coffee machines.
Unable to load REALITY.SYS  Invalid Parameter: /UTOPIA
Unable to locate Chocolate -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate Coffee -- try tequila!
Unable to locate REALITY.SYS:  Universe Halted
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP Continue job? Y/N
Unable to retain Coffee -- Back in five minutes...
Under that black robe, is the judge nude?
Uninsured?  Call San Andreas Equity at 310-NO-FAULT.
Use Roman Numerals on your Income Tax Return...
Use contraceptives at every conceivable occasion.
VIRTUAL REALITY: for people who can't handle the real one
Viaduct?  I dunno, why a duck?
Virginity is experience not yet fulfilled.
WANTED: Press secretary. Some dissembly required.
WINDOWS is to computing what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
WINDOZE 3 - 5 Megs Of Tranquilizer For A Computer
WOMAN.ZIP:  Great program but won't do Windows!
WOMEN = Weird Obnoxious Male Enticing Nymphs
WORK HARDER!... Millions on welfare depend on YOU!!!
Waiting for the Energizer bunny in the Toilet Duck com..!
Walk through doors, don't crawl through Windows.
Want a good laugh? Turn to WOR and watch the Mets!
War is God's way of teaching us geography.
War never decides who is right, only who is left.
Warranty voided upon final payment.
Was Jimi Hendrix's modem a Purple Hayes?
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Washing Windows is better than running them.
Washington is great! 12 million slugs CAN'T be wrong!
Ways to skin a cat: #27 - Use an electric belt sander...
We Texans we have a word for sushi: bait.
We ain't cheap, but by gosh, we're good!
We are all born mad.  Some remain so.
We have met the enemy, and he is BIG!
We have nothing to fear but fear itself.  That's enough.
We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
We want peaceful relations, buy our Toyotas or else!
We're captive on the carousel of time.
We're judged by what we finish, not what we start.
We're professionals.  Do not try this at home.
Wear the right costume and the part plays itself.
Wedding Band...The Worlds' Smallest Handcuffs !
Well, here goes nothin'.......BANG! POP! <smoke>
Weren't we here to drain the swamp?
Wesly, Please look closely - This is an air lock.....
What Does This Red Button #$@!&^$NO CARRIER
What I used to do all night, now takes me all night to do
What are you looking down here for?  Read the message.
What did you get on your IQ test?...Drool?
What do BATTERIES run on?
What do you mean that I need a license to do that?
What happens to bad women?     Prosperity!
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pitbull....
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
What you mean wrestling is fixed?
What's brown and sticky?  A stick.
What's happens if I plug this jumper....NO CARRIER
When God made Eve, He was only 'ribbing' us.
When I'm 70, I want to be named in a paternity suit.
When a girl goes bad--men go right after her.
When all else fails, push machine off the table
When are these things gonna make me some $$$?
When everyone is somebodee, then no one's anybody.
When guns are outlawed, how will we kill President Duke?
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
When in Chicago, vote early and vote often.
When in doubt, threaten damnation.
When in trouble, delegate.
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
When the chips are down, the buffalo's empty
When the going gets tough, it's time for a nap
When vultures fly, they're allowed carrion luggage.
When you go far enough, you'll meet yourself.
When you start believing your own BS you're in trouble.
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Where is the ANY Key?  It says here, "Press ANY Key..."
Where there's a will...  there's a beneficiary!
Whip me, Beat me, Make me write bad softwares now!
Whips & chains?  Sorry, that's hardware...
White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relations.
Who can stop us from celebrating?
Who needs drugs?  I go broke buying Sci-Fi!
Who was that masked man?
Whoever thought up No Alcohol beer was way too drunk.
Why Johnny Can't Read - Now available on VHS.
Why are there no blue M&M's?
Why can't women remember to put the toilet seat back up!
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why didn't Noah just SWAT those two flies?1?
Why do backups fail when you need them?
Why do those that pay the least complain the most?
Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? Hmmmm?
Why does my wife use my diskettes as coasters?
Why does the AT&T logo look like the Death Star?
Why does the person that snores always fall asleep first?
Why don't they have closed-captioned radio?
Why is the word dictionary..... in the dictionary?
Why is there an Easter Bunny and not an Easter Chicken?
Why isn't phonetically spelled that way?
Why not let her drive and use both hands?
Why shouldn't WOMEN have to put the toilet seat back UP?!
Why, oh why, Lord, did you create stupid people too?
Windows Error: 004 Erroneous error.  Nothing wrong.
Windows Ice Cream: Hoggin' DOS
Windows is NOT a virus! - Viruses do something!!!
Windows is to OS/2 what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
Windows isn't crippleware: it's "Functionally Challenged"
Windows to 486/50 mhz cpu: Don't rush me, don't rush me..
Windows. The file transfer demolition derby of multitaske
Windows:  The Gates of hell
Windows: A cute clown suit for DOS
Windows: Microsoft's ode to P. T. Barnum
Windows: The Gates of hell.
Windows: The best $89 solitare game you can buy.
Windoze 3.1: The world's first 8 meg Solitaire game!
Windoze isn't crippleware - It's "Fuctionally Challenged"
Windoze:  For those who don't want prompt service.
Wish that I was on old Rocky Top, down in the TN hills...
With friends like these, who needs hallucinations?
Woman.zip: Great program but no documentation
Women prefer the simple things in life...MEN!
Women take to good hearted men. Also from.
Word of the day: "LEGS" ...spread the word!
Work is for people who don't now how to fish.
World ends at 3pm; details at 5...
Wow, watt a baud! ;D
Yeah, but what's the speed of DARK?
Year: 52 mondays...
Yer motherboard wears combat reboots!
Yes Dear!  I'll fix it after I get off the computer
Yesterday is but a reflection of tomorrow.
Yikes! Those hollow points really hurt!
You CAN trust the government...ask an Indian."
You NEVER want to shake hands with Mr. Electricity....
You are getting sleepy..give me your hard drive!
You can go home now, I can finish this without you.
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.
You don't need to be a cannibal to be fed up with people.
You go to heaven...God sneezes... What do you say?
You gotta know the rules before you can break 'em!
You have PMS and a Handgun?  I'll go quietly.....
You have been selected for a secret mission.
You have the right to remain silent....  USE IT!
You know you're on a diet when postage stamps taste good
You set my heart aflame.  You give me heartburn.
You should never have a hobby that eats.
You want it when?
You'll get what's coming to you.  Unless it's mailed.
You're in a maze of twisty little directories...
You're never too old to do goofy stuff!
You're so defensive - is your last name really Microsoft?
You're twisted and sick! I like that in a person
You're twisted and sick; I like that in a person!
You've been smoking that stuff again, uh?
Your E-Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage
Your ex just called....she's with the IRS now.
Your fly might be open (but don't check it just now).
Your mileage may vary. Your car may not run.
Your never too old to learn something stupid.
ZEBRA:  A sports-model jackass.
ZMODEM: Big Bits, soft blocks, tighter ASCII
[ OUT OF TAGLINES, PLEASE ORDER MORE ]
`Ever fly one of these before?'  `Nope.'  `Me neither!'
at the last minute everything gets done
best laid plans of mice and men both get et by mean cats
beware of mechanics recommending new muffler bearings
chill out dude, take it down a thousand!
drop a line or two <THUUD> or louder <THUUUD>
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
facts don't dissapear because they are ignored
grep..grep..grep... (Frog w/UNIX stuck in throat)
if you need help, call the FBI
is hard disk park another Disney attraction?
oxymoron:  jumbo shrimp
passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly
yiserday I couldnt even spel truk drivr, an now i are won
¯¯¯   TOP SECRET!  BURN BEFORE READING!   ®®®
Â Â Â This tagline is nailed down to prevent theft Â Â Â
á-testing ... bleeding edge of technology!
ê Faster cars, colder beer, younger women, more money!
þKnock hard here ÛÛÛÛ for new monitor
If turkeys could fly Congress would be an airport...!
Religious error: <A>tone <R>epent <I>mmolate?
He who sits on a hot stove shall rise again!!
Help!  I've been possessed by a UNIX daemon!
Some will like me & some will not, so I might as well be
I might bend.....but I'll never break!
"It's time for SCREAMING WITH BINKY!"
Make love to a Democrat ........Hug a Tree!
Thanks for using Environmentally Correct E-Mail
"They're coming to take me away, HA-HAAAA!"
People in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies
I believe we can fly on the wings we create.
Either my watch has stopped or I'm in deep trouble.
Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours.
Death: The unfortunate side effect of attacking a cop.
Your proctologist just called .... Your head is ready!
Takes a Wanking and keeps on cranking!
Press any key - EXCEPT THAT ONE...
Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you.
Enter any 12 digit prime number to continue...
Whom the gods destroy, they first teach Windows...
Now is the WIN.ter of our disc contents. Bill Gatespear
I think my learning curve has turned into a circle.
Maintenance release = written by the janitor?
OS/2: your brain.  Windows: your brain on drugs.
Clark Kent is a cross dresser.
Bluff means never having to sway your story.
BorgDOS v5.0 - Assimilate another? (Y/n)
One if by land, two if by sea, six if by UFO.
My Kingdom for a Gigabyte!!!
Deanna, tell me - do you like to experiment? þ Beverly
Didn't I flirt with you last week on Deck 11? þ Riker
Some humans make this seem far too difficult. þ Worf
If Romulans made an android would it be named CD-ROM?
I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage
If all the world's a stage; I sure got lousy seats. . .
LIFE: Well, one thing led to another, and then we died.
Toto, I don't think we're online anymore...
Alzheimers advantage: New friends every day
I hate call-waiti'~ 2wÖ..  NO CARRIER
What?!?  DOSSHELL *isn't* supposed to be a joke?
If it was easy, hardware people would take care of it.
4799
With half my brain tied behind my back, just to be fair.
Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something.
You were awful hard on the beaver last night, Ward!
You've obviously been educated beyond your intelligence.
I'm flexible... just don't change anything.
Participant, SEA War Games 1968-75 (2nd Place)
Teenagers:  Your punishment for enjoying sex.
If you have enough push you won't need any pull.
I wasn't kissin 'er! I was wisperin' in her mouth!
If its Tourist Season, why can't we shoot 'em ???
þ None of you exist; my Sysop types all this in!
If your can't talk "flatlander" - you're not hip.
Free BANK with purchase of any Toaster...
A little greed can get you lots of stuff.
A man's best friend is his BBS.
A pessimist is never disappointed...
AIDS, it's not just for gays anymore?
AIDS, it's not just for faggots anymore?
Deliberative democracy is NOT liberalism
Reform Congress-fire the bastards
Reform Congress-fire the liberal bastards
Reform Congress-revoke careerism
Reform Congress-support term limitations
Democracy works in spite of Congress
Public Health: Reflection on first principals of Gov't
Help America recover-make liberalism a felony
Liberalism: abandoned moral standards
Liberalism-God, how I hate the 20th century
Liberalism is simply another word for Communism
Socialism is simply another word for Communism
Restore a competent Government-dump liberals in Congress
Congressional Supremacy = the liberal Democrats
Raise public esteem, fire the liberal Congress
Critical Mass:  38 years of liberals in Congress
Critical Mass:  liberal's Political Correctness
End Deficit Spending:  Fire Congress & Start Over
Liberal's Investment: more taxes and more spending.
When you were born the doctor slapped your mother...
Knock hard here ÛÛÛÛ for new monitor
°°°±±±²²²ÛÛÛÛ  CENSORED  ÛÛÛ²²²±±±°°°
Cap'n Crunch Dead. Cereal Killer Held. More at 11.
A man is best known by the liberals he avoids.
Catastrophe: 38 Years of Liberal Democrats in Congress.
Sometimes wrong, but NEVER in doubt!
I'd rather be set on fire than sleep with a socialist!
In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.
Is it progress when a cannibal uses a fork?
If you can't elucidate, obfuscate
And they said unto Jesus, "How the Hell did you do that?"
Don't count the days, make the days count.
Ladies & Gentlemen, Roger has left the building.
Removing # from shoulders and placing back below waist!
Why can't life have a Snooze button?
SLIP:  (S)obriety (L)oses (I)ts (P)riority
Abortion is the sin of inconvenience!
Every liberal nut eventually rolls up to Canada!
A cult is a religion with no political power.
ÿ For Divine Intervention, call LawSuits 'R Us!
In an atomic war, all men are cremated equally.
If all is not lost, then where is it?
Liberal's destruction of society can ruin your day
Liberal's economy equals 100% tax on YOUR earnings
Liberal's economy equals 100% tax on EVERYTHING