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Press F1 to Reboot
If you're not the lead dog, everything looks the same!
If it won't screw, use a bigger hammer.
Has anyone got a (tuit)?
Caution: Drinking may be hazzardous to your health!
Coffee not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)all asleep
Coffee.cup not found. Operator halted!
If you want to run with the big dogs, you gotta get off the porch!
Oh never mind! (Alt-CTL-DEL)
Use DEVICE=EXXON To screw up your environment.
Procrastinators do it when they get a round tuit
Ya don't like my attitude? Press "N"
Dangerous exercise: Jumping to conclusions
Old age = you + 20 years.
Sudden prayers make God jump.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac,
A seven day honeymoon makes one weak.
To every exception there is a rule.
Design flaws travel in groups.
The cycle will repeat itself.
There's always one more bug.
Winners never quit and quitters never win.
Postmen never die, they just lose their zip.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
If you leave the room, you're elected.
May you live in interesting times.
If nobody uses it, there's a reason.
A man's home is his hassle.
Swallow your pride, it is non-fattening.
Dyslexia rules. .KO
When in doubt, mumble.
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
There are truths which can kill a nation.
Take an astronaut to launch.
External Storage - Wastebasket.
Every solution breeds new problems.
Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Chicken - the egg's way of making more eggs.
What's worth doing is worth doing for money.
If you wait, it will go away.
If you want your name spelled wrong, die.
If at first you don't succeed, give up.
If you want to cheer up, cheer up someone.
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
The biggest mistake that you can make
Lose weight - eat stuff you hate.
There's a sucker born every minute.
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
Respect must be earned, not commanded.
The greatest ability is dependability.
Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
!retupmoc siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
Draw your salary before spending it.
If it works, Don't fix it.
If it looks tough, it's impossible.
Experiments should be reproducable,
Raise ducks for a quack profit.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
If it looks easy, it's tough...
Friction is a drag.
A father is a banker provided by nature.
Celibacy is NOT hereditary.
Jesus Saves - not on my salary he doesn't.
Behind every successful woman - herself.
The best prophet of the future is the past.
Have you tried on your smile today?
Can't underestimate the power of fear.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Why does bread always fall butter side down?
It's easier to do good then be good.
Mad at your neighbor?  Buy his kid a drum!
The rooster may crow, but the hen delivers.
Why stop now, just when I'm hating it?
Always remove the last screw first.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
The more you say, the less people remember.
The only rose without thorns is friendship.
A good memory does not equal pale ink.
The real world is a special case.
It won't work.
Drilling for oil is boring.
Unknown: soon to be grunged, somewhere.
The telephone will ring when you are outside
Constipation is the thief of time.
Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
Conversation enriches the understanding,
Wanna do something big?  Pick up a boulder.
Take it from me - he's got the goods.
Without fools there would be no wisdom.
I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent.
How you look depends on where you go.
Arsonists of the world, ignite!
Dyslexics of the world untie !
Too busy to laugh?  Then you are too busy.
If it is to be, it is up to me.
Silence cannot be misquoted.
What's tennis without a racket?
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
When talking nonsense try not to be serious.
Old frogs never die...but they do croak.
Loan someone a sympathetic ear.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
Success isn't how far you got.
A friend in need is a pain in the ass.
100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder.
If nobody measures up, check your yardstick.
Don't ask me; I was hired for my looks.
Lord give me patience......But Hurry!
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Love is a matter of chemistry.
Cutting remarks don't cut any ice.
Don't get mad, get even.
When all else fails, read the manual.
When all else fails, follow instructions.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
The other line moves faster.
Tell a child he got 1 right, not 99 wrong.
Unwritten laws can not be erased.
Negative slack tends to increase.
Xerox...all they ever do is copy.
All general statements are false.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Three can keep a secret, if two are dead.
Don't drink water, fish breed in it.
Things work better if you plug them in.
He who hesitates is last.
Individualists unite!
Happiness is wanting what you have.
Knowledge is knowing that you don't know.
Well done is better then well said.
There is a nut loose on my keyboard.
Dig holes first, or posts will fall over.
Sex is not the answer, sex is the question. YES, is the answer!
..* FLASH * Eveready bunny arrested! Charged with battery.
..Do dancing ducks get down?
..Indecision is the key to flexibility.
..Experience is nothing but a lot of mistakes.
..Are you sure you understand what I thought I said!
..In order to be reborn, you must die first.
..Computers are great, but frustrating.
..The human race is still in Beta Testing.
..I move 2 inches - and am now at my wit's end!
..The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
..(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? Naww, gimme 2 cards.
..A closed mouth gathers no feet.
..When talking nonsense, try not to be serious.
..Open mouth, Insert foot, chew carefully
..Time flies when you don't know what you are doing.
..I've got too many hands on my time.
..Only God and a fool are always right.
..An ounce of emotion equals a ton of facts.
..The cost of feathers has risen _ _ _ Now even DOWN is up!
If you can't fix it. F**K it. If you can't F**K it. Sell it to tourists
If you can't sell it to tourists. Paint it green. Hide it in the weeds.
..If it ain't broke, don't try to fix it.
..Six mons ago i cudnt spell ingineer! Now i are one!
..This tag line self destructs when you hit <ENTER>
..Pie R square. No! Pie R round. Cornbread R square.
..Backup not found! (A)bort  (R)etry  (F)ail  Aww Hell!
..Remember...... Wherever you go, you have been somewhere.
..The first rule of intelligent tinkering is, don't!
..I tried to drown my sorrows, but the suckers learned how to swim.
..It's not a bug.  It's an undocumented feature!
..I can't use windows.  My cat ate my mouse.
..Make love, not war;  get married and do both!
..Life:  Anything that dies when you stomp on it!
..Can't find COLDBEER.CAN   Sysop not loaded.
..Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot!
..To err is human.  To be a twit -- unforgivable.
..I'm on a seafood diet.  I see it, I eat it.
..Junk - stuff we throw away.  Stuff - junk we keep.
..Support your local outlaws!  Use a strong tree limb.
..CRUNCH!!  Reverse?  Now back up hard drive.
..I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
..If you drink, don't park!   Accidents cause people.
..Honest ociffer, there's no blood in my alcohol content!!
..Reality is an illusion produced by alcohol deficiency.
I used to sniff coke;  but the bubbles kept tickling my nose!
..Stealth condoms -- She'll never know your comming!!
..Getting it in the ear --- You always here them comming!!
..Trees moving back and forth make the wind blow.
..Better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Smile! You could have married a Redheaded Computer Hater!
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
A clean, neat desk is a sign of a sick mind.
Stupidty is usually self correcting. Think of it as evolution in action.
Vultures only fly with carrion luggage.
Excuse me for butting in.  I'm interrupt driven.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I can't win for losing - I just got a disk parking ticket.
I can't relax! Tension is holding me together.
Bachelor: One who's footloose and fiance free.
She's got her lugnuts rattling in her hubcaps.
Practice safe eating - use condiments.
All things considered, insanity is the only alternative.
...Life begins after coffee!
If it has TITS or TIRES, you gonna have trouble with it.
But what if I'm a figment of my imagination?
Since this is a free country, there will be no charge for my opinion.
Be sure brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear.
Take my advice; I don't need it.
Take my advice; I don't use it.
Take my advice; I am not using it.
Most people make sense, I'm not one of them.
Most people make cents, I'm not one of them.
Everyone is gifted, some just open their packages sooner.
Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you.
..Do unto others; then cut out!
I cut the cable 3 times, and it is still too short!
Give, and you might recieve.  Take, and be sure of it!
Drive as fast as your guardian angel can fly.
zxs7y6.,l plovb 12q  Get the cat off the keyboard!!
This origin line has been censored for your enjoyment.
Try Milk of Amnesia - When you want to forget.
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist.
WARNING!  SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan!!
Reader not found---Please notify tagline.
.                        <----Scratch here to reveal prize.
A Wok is what you thwo at a wabbit.
A bird in hand is better than one overhead.
That's not line noise -- My modem speaks in tongues!
BEEP!  Invalid input.  I only take cash.
If IBM's have bugs.... Then do Apples have worms?
A waist truly IS a terrible thing to mind.
Flying saucers are real; the Air Force doesn't exist!!
....Save gas - - - Fart in a jar!
Some of us ain't playin' with a full deck!
Never argue with your wife....Just dicker!
Hire a teenager while they still know it all!
I am always exact and precise, more or less.
Use your own tagline, this one is MINE!!
I am sweet and lovable at all times.
I am sweet and lovable at times.
Age is only a state of mind.....what state??
Psychoceramics:   The study of crackpots.
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife!
Tag line for sale......A dollar 380 each!
If it works; tear it apart and find out why.
One good turn gets all the blankets!
 Bits make Bytes, but nibbles turn me on.
In God we trust you pay in gold.
The shortest distance betwen two puns ... is a straight line.
If my disk crashes do I require autoexec insurance?
It's the kind of thing that makes people go "Hmmmmmmmm..."
Where no man has... where no ONE has... ah, to heck with it!
Daddy.  What does "Formatting Drive C:" mean?
Bad command or filename.  Go stand in the corner.
I'm so poor that I can't pay attention!
Where is the ANY Key?  Says right here, "Press ANY Key..."
Error Reading Drive C:   (A)bort (R)etry (S)ledgehammer
Floggings will continue until morale improves!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laugh and the world has you committed
Four out of five people represent 80% of the population.
I wear my heart on my sleeve.  I wear my liver on my pant leg.
If voting could bring change, it would be illegal.
Willie Nelson is dead! He was playing "On the Road, Again!"
There were computers in Biblical times. Eve had an Apple, Adam a Wang.
Be vewy, vewy quiet....... I'm hunting tagwines!
Quick!!! Say something profound in 45 characters or less.
Ever since I gave up hope, I feel much better.
The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.
Never let anything mechanical know you're in a hurry.
Don't believe anything you hear, and only half of what you see.
To err is human; To forgive......$5.00.
Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs..... God, I love congress.
I left my Tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco.
What do you get a guy that has everything??  PENICILLIN!
If you don't like my driving,  stay off the sidewalk!
(((((((((HYPNOTIC)))))))))((((((((((TAGLINE)))))))))))
Not tonite, honey.  I have a BBS.
Of all the things that I have lost,  I miss my mind the most.
Remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you!
The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.
I multitask,,, I read in the bathroom!!
Women come with instructions.... Do this, Do that.
If you can't make it work, make a statistic of it.
Conclusion:  Place where you get tired of thinking.
Committee:  A group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Write your complaints in this box-----> []
Death is life's way of telling you that you've been fired.
Hi ! I'm a tagline virus!  Join in and steal me!
So simple a child could do it..... go find a child.
Press <ALT-H> for sysop access.
 o/~ Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam o/~
No matter what they tell you, This is not a tag line!
Life and liberty are safe only when Congress is in recess
Save a flag........ Burn a protester.
 Women come with instructions - just ask them!
Everyone wants to be noticed, but no one wants to be watched...
And how do you spell RELIEF, *Smith*&*Wesson*
Brain in gear before mouth in motion.
Good Tags never die, They just get Sniped
OK I'm weird!  But I'm saving up to be eccentric...
Nothing can go wrong...go wrong...go wro*%$@# NO CARRIER
Software: Fast, Cheap, Good.        ...        Choose any two.
Things are so bad now that the Poles are telling economist jokes.
Tagline dropped due to budget cuts.
Misspelled?  Impossible.  My modem is error correcting.
For secret file-filled "Pirate section" Press <Ctrl><Alt><Del> Now!
Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.
Do you ever get the feeling that the computer is pushing YOUR button?
Beware of geeks bearing GIFs.
$ not found:  A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy
If you can't be good, be careful
A confident manner is important: Computers can sense this!
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled.
I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion.
Buy a kid a $50 toy, and he'll play with the box...
DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...
Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives
This lack of inspiration has got to stop
Do not open back panel; no user serviceable parts inside.
Inflation is a result of legalized counterfeiting.
'Came here in search of Freedom, but all I found were Taxes...
Computer Programmers Wanted --- Some assembly required..
If at first you don't succeed, fall back and punt!
I'm not confused, I'm just well-mixed!
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer
If it moves so slow,  why is it called rush hour??
Beware of men wearing white. They are not angels, I know!!!!
Smoking is one of leading causes of statistics.
Whad'ya mean I need a license to do that??!
Beer, Wine, and Womem ........ Is't it Great!
Ultimate office automation:  networked coffee machines.
You can't have everything..  Where would you put it all?
Real programmers practice safe HEX.
Where there's a will,  there are relatives.
He who steals my tagline,  steals trash.
Semiconductor:  A part time orchestra leader.
If your mind goes blank,  remember to turn down the sound.
Growing old is mandatory,  growing up is optional.
If it tastes good, its trying to kill you
A clear conscience is often the sign of a bad memory
Physics lesson: When a body is submerged in water, the phone rings
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way
You can't fall off the floor. Toddlers don't know this.
Reality is an illusion produced by alcohol deficiency.
Look MAH!...No offensive TagLine...(I must be slipping...)
Stealing is illegal: The government hates competition.
I quit drinking/smoking/& sex once.........very boring 15 minutes...
I know NOTHing, I see NOTHing, I didn't even get UP this morning!
No amount of careful planning will ever replace dumb luck.
File Not Found.  Backup Not Found.  Sure you don't want a drink?!
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
You can't win.  You can't break even.  You can't even quit.
Patience is a virtue,  it's just not one of my better virtues.
Beheading:  The ultimate loss of face.
Vitamin:  What you do when friends knock on the door.
Tunnel:  A meeting of the mines.
Dawn:  The time when people of reason go to bed.
Farfrompoopin:  German word for constipation.
Beerware:  If it works buy yourself a beer.
Instant Human:  Just add coffee.
Hospital:  A workshop for the repair of faulty humans.
Wisdom of many and the wit of a half...
FORMAT C:  <==  Use this when you need more hard drive space!
Boy:  A noise with dirt on it.
WORK:  Something to do between breaks.
Break Time:  Low alcohol light is on.
Baroque:  When you are out of Monet!
COLES LAW:  Thinly sliced cabbage.
No matter where you come from, it's where you're going that counts.
Complexity isn't the answer-it's the problem!
Jesus saves. He passes to Moses. Moses shoots...He scores!
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tagline
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason--there's a reason!
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I kept putting it off...
If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.
Do people who flame others have uncontrolled vowel movements?
C:\DOS ... C:\DOS\RUN ... RUN\DOS\RUN ...
If corn oil's made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
Madness takes it's toll.  Please have exact change.
Nuclear Weapons:  May they rust in peace!
Consult with an Expert - Call your Mother.
Operator! Trace this call and tell me where I am.
We now return to our regularly scheduled Flame-Throwing.
Money is the root of all evil,  everyone needs roots.
If only women came with pull-down menus and help.
Ignorance is curable--Stupidity is for life.
Software Independent:  Won't work with ANY software.
 Engineers do it by calulation and design using ALOT of stress ...
 RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure...
This is Abuse - Arguments are down the hall...
Feel free to publish this TagLine........... It's Stolen.
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
When everything is comming your way, you're going the wrong way!
Power corrupts, absolute power is kind of neat.
The out-patients are out in force tonight.
I thought NODE was what my SysOp was already aware of...
Why should I waste my time learning when ignorance is instant?
My Bonnie lies over the ocean..... That lazy ho!
SYSTEM ERROR:  press F13 to continue...
If you're not recycling, you're throwing it all away.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
There IS intelligent life in the universe... It ignores us...
A rose is not a rose when it's a brick.
Is there life after deja you?
ASCII and ye shall receive.
 You won first prize..!  Send me $50. and I'll send your prize!
This is beginning to get on my nerves now that I have them.
Remember when safe sex was not getting caught in the act?
Anger is that feeling that makes the mouth work faster than the mind.
Romance is NOT Dead, It's Just a Lot More Careful These Days...
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Docs? Why would I want to look at the Docs. Nurses are Better :)
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
Pizza and hookers, get IT in 30 minutes or 3 dollars off.
The lab just called -- your brain is ready.
!!ereh dniheb deppart ma I  !!PLEH  !!PLEH
General Brain Failure.  (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h, sheesh!
I saw a light at the end of the tunnel - it was a train!
Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Get that thing outta my face before I eat it.
Doing nothing is the hardest work of all. No breaks, no days off.
advertising: only topic related announcement allowed
Everyone is a whore for something, we just quibble over price.
If I can light this thing, I'll send smoke signals.
Ain't that a byte in the ASCII?
The backup's not over till the FAT table sings.
 Have children while your parents are still young enough to watch them
Avoid junk mail, get an unlisted ZIP code!
Teamwork is essential, it allows you to blame someone else
Why torture yourself when life will do it for you?
Some people have more guts than a road kill...
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Women... you can't live with 'em... pass the beer nuts.
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Murphy's Rule of Combat:  Incoming fire has the right of way.
Renegade Tagline!!  We're tired of Being Kidnapped!!!  REBEL!!!!!
Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
Some days the only good things on TV are the vase and the clock.
Life's not passing me by, it's running me over!
Despite of the cost of living, it remains popular!
Profanity is the one language all programmers know.
Do something for the Flag. . . . Burn a protestor!
Without fuel, flames die!
This was too easy.  I didn't get to shoot near enough people.
What do you mean?  You actually read this signature line?!?
I'm not conceited; I just can't stand mortals
Lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm trying the best that I can.
Everytime I have all the answers, somebody changes the questions
The Department of Redundundancy Department.
Where is everything? All I typed was Format c:
Blue Wave Users Manual - Chapter 1: The Alt-A key.
I was up all night trying to round off infinity
So you have kleptomania. Take something for it.
Mail your ideas written on the back of a $20 bill to...
Mr. Custer? Can I be excused for the rest of the afternoon?
#T#H#E#F#T###R#E#S#I#S#T#A#N#T###T#A#G#L#I#N#E#
 We've secretly replaced their dilithium with new Folger's crystals...
Your help will be needed in an embarrassing situation.
How do boneless chickens manage to walk around?
Cut my pizza in six slices, please; I can't eat eight.
Tag lines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the Blue Wave.
KEYBOARD - An instrument used for entering errors into a computer.
What's Her's is Her's, and what's mine is Her's
