ATTENTION SHOPPERS...
     
     Hello and welcome to SHOPKEEPER PLUS Village Of Shops.  Shopping
     here is fun and convenient.  You can get great prices on all
     kinds of gift items, an array of jokes and novelty items, you can 
     subscribe to our music & video club.  All without leaving your seat.  
     You can charge your purchases to your Visa or MasterCard, or 
     download an order form and mail your order in.   Just select the 
     shop you want to visit from the menu.  Once you enter there is 
     further on-line help available.
     
     If you see an item you are interested in just mark it.  When
     placing an order be sure to include a street address, some
     merchandise is shipped by UPS and requires a street address. We
     also need your phone number is case we have questions or need to
     tell you an item is out of stock.
    
     All merchandise sold on this BBS is guaranteed.  If your merchan-
     dise is received damaged please first notify the carrier, then 
     leave a message to the sysop. Be sure to include a voice phone 
     number that you can be reached at. All messages will be returned 
     within 24 hours, it is my goal to keep you as a customer.
     
    
                            HAPPY SHOPPING
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