; Here are a few thoughts from a small town
;
You know you're in a small town when The runway
of the airport is terraced.

You know you're in a small town when The polka is
more popular than disco on Saturday Night.

You know you're in a small town when Third Street
is on the edge of town.

You know you're in a small town when Every sport
is played on dirt.

You know you're in a small town when The editor
and publisher of the newspaper carries a camera
at all times.

You know you're in a small town when You don't
use your turn signal because everyone knows where
you are going.

You know you're in a small town when You are born
on June 13th and your family receives gifts from
the local merchants because you are the first
baby of the year.

You know you're in a small town when You speak to
each dog you pass by name, and he wags at you by
name.

You know you're in a small town when You dial the
wrong number and talk for 15 minutes anyway.

You know you're in a small town when You can't
walk for exercise because every car that passes
offers you a ride.

You know you're in a small town when You get
married and the local paper devotes a quarter
page to the story.

You know you're in a small town when You drive
into the ditch five miles out of town and the
word gets back to town before you do.

You know you're in a small town when The biggest
business in town sells farm machinery.

You know you're in a small town when You write a
check on the wrong bank and it covers it for you.

You know you're in a small town when Pickup
trucks on Main Street outnumber the cars 3 to 1.

You know you're in a small town when You miss a
Sunday at church and receive get-well cards.

You know you're in a small town when Someone asks
how you feel, then listens to what you say.