旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 � The Joker's Lair # 1 � 쳐컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴캑 � � � A man was sitting by himself in a crowded bar, and a very attractive red- � � head walked up to his table and said, "Excuse me, I'm not trying to be � � forward, but I hate to sit by myself in a bar, and I'd like a little quiet � � conversation. May I join you?". The man eagerly accepted and offered to � � buy her a drink. After a few minutes, the woman jumped up and screamed � � at the top of her lungs: "NO I WILL *NOT* GO BACK TO YOUR HOUSE WITH YOU! � � WHAT KIND OF WOMAN DO YOU THINK I AM!?!?!" and stomped away from his table.� � � � The man was completely mortified and extremely confused, since he had not � � said anything to which she could have possibly taken offense. After about � � ten minutes the redhead returned to the man's table and said: "I'm sorry � � for causing you the embarrassment, really, but I'm a psych student, and � � that was an experiment in nonverbal communications. I was studying the � � reactions of everyone for a paper that I am working on. If you'll accept � � my appology, I'd like to buy you a drink to make up for the whole thing." � � The man thought about it for a few moments, then stood up, knocked over � � his chair, and screamed at the top of his lungs: � � � � "FIFTY DOLLARS!?!?!?!" � 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸