Like a tagline/Stolen for the very first time... 
79› for a box of Banana Walrus Wafers? That's a SCANDAL!
And on the seventh day, God said, "It's Miller time!"
Bah! Park a tank on their face if they can't take a joke!
Been there, read that, stole the tagline.
Bordello with a modem: A "baudy house"
Borgen-Daz Ice Cream: "Calories Are Irrelevant."
C&C Dynamite Factory: Things that make you go "booooom!"
Cancan girls do it for kicks...
Censor: (n) One who drinks too much prude juice.
Damn!  I wish I was your tagline.
Devoted to the study of cat bathing as a martial art
Dry Ice: A Carbon Dioxymoron.
Error locating MAFIA.EXE - program not executed.
Friends don't let friends use Prodigy.
I don't give a &$%#! WHERE Carmen Sandiego is this week!
I'm not a tagline, but I play one on TV.
If James Bond worked in a pickle factory, he'd be licensed to dill.
Micro Channel Architecture: proof that there ARE bozos on this buss.
Oh pun, sez me! - Ali Baba & the Forty Tagline Thieves
PASCAL is a French sex position involving cheese.
Power corrupts.  ABSOLUT Vodka corrupts absolutely...
Psychic comedians have a sixth sense of humor.
Sir, can we take a break?  I think my intelligence circuits have melted.
Tagline Fu.  Three stars.  Joe Bob says check it out...
The bugs will go away when you turn off the computer!
The thing I like best about cats: THEY DON'T BARK!!
This calls for a subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.
Tree falls, hitting Milli Vanilli. Someone else screams.
UFO's are real.  It's the Air Force that doesn't exist!
We accept Visa, MasterCard, AmEx, and Mariah Carey .GIFs
Wide World of DOS: The thrill of VGA, the agony of DELETE.
÷÷ øùúà ÷÷ The Undersea Tagline of Jacques Cousteau.