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  �� �� �� <- Tribbles listening to rock music.
* * * (Tribbles) � � � (Tribbles after Biology lab)
* * * * * 10010110 <- Tribbles & Bits.
* * * <- Tribbles    <- Tribbles on drugs.
* * * <- Tribbles    <- teenage mutant ninja tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles �*� <- Sergeant tribble, their leade.
* * * <- Tribbles � � � <- Hari Krishna tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles * * * <- More tribbles * * * <-And more.
* * * <- Tribbles *' *' *' Tribbles with an attitude.
* * * <- Tribbles *� *� *� <- Squared tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles + + + <-Tribbles on drugs.
* * * <- Tribbles . . . <- Tribbles after a haircut.
* * * <- Tribbles . . .<-Tribbles after a haircut.
* * * <- Tribbles <*> <- Sergeant tribble, their leader.
* * * <- Tribbles <- Cloaked tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles in the dark.
* * * <- Tribbles ?*? ?*? ?*? <- Terrifying flying Tribbs.
* * * <- Tribbles � � � <- after the wash cycle.
* * * <- Tribbles f f f <- Anti-tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles � � � <- after hairclub visit.
* * * <- Tribbles o o o <- Bald tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles � � � <- Bald tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles o o o <- TRIBBLES after hair cut!
* * * <- Tribbles o� o� o� <- Tribbles on a windy day.
* * * <- Tribbles _ _ _ <- after fight with Godzilla.
* * * <- Tribbles ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ <- Tribbles in heaven.
* * * <- Tribbles � � � <- Fraction Tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles � � � <- after being stuck in elevator.
* * * <- Tribbles �*� �*� <- terrifying flying tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles �*� �*� �*� <- terrifying flying tribb.
* * * <- Tribbles � � � <- Fish tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles � � � <- Tribbles after Biology lab.
* * * <- Tribbles � � � <- Tribbles wearing condoms.
* * * <- Tribbles � � � <- Hari Krishna tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles � � � <- Snake Tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles � � � <- Anti-tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles � � � <- Tribbles with hula hoops.
* * * <- Tribbles � � � <- dissected tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles �*� �*� �*� <-Tribbles w/ leg.
* * * <- Tribbles � � � <- Scribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles � � � <- Minimized Tribbles.
* * * <- Tribbles � � � <- Tribbles after a haircut.
* * * <- Tribbles � � � <- Dribbles.
* * <- Tribbles �*� �*� <- terrifying flying tribbles.
- - PRIME DIRECTIVE MY A**! Phasers on maximum!
* . . . . . <- Tribble Mother and Young.
* <- A tribble . <- A wet tribble : <- 2 wet tribbles.
* <- Tribble  <- Happy Tribble.
* <- Tribble  <- Tribble in Love.
* <- Tribble   <- Cloaked Tribble.
* <- Tribble   <- Invisible Tribble.
* <- Tribble   <- Stealth Tribble.
* <- Tribble ! <- Surprised tribble.
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble course 180 Mark 0 Warp 6
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble squashed by combat boot.
* <- Tribble ! <- Tribble squashed by Doc Martens.
* <- Tribble !*! <- Tribble Skiing.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble Running.
* <- Tribble �*� <- Sergeant tribble.
* <- Tribble "*..*" <- Tribble family portrait.
* <- Tribble # <- Electrocuted Tribble.
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble after assimilation by the Borg.
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation.
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble assimilated by Borg.
* <- Tribble # <-Tribble after borg assimilation.
* <- Tribble $ <- The Donald Tribble.
* <- Tribble $ <- Tribble after drug dealing.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble doing jumping jacks.
* <- Tribble % <- Siamese twin baby tribbles.
* <- Tribble (*) <- Copyrighted Tribble.
* <- Tribble (*) <- Tribble with shields up.
* <- Tribble * - Odo disguised as a tribble.
* <- Tribble * <- Frightened Tribble.
* <- Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy.
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble disguised as an asterisk.
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble on drugs.
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble vs. Stick of Dynamite.
* <- Tribble * <- Upside-Down Tribble.
* <- Tribble *! � <- Tribble playing baseball.
* <- Tribble *$ <- Tribble leaving the bank.
* <- Tribble *' <- Tribble with an attitude.
* <- Tribble *-* <- Tribbles holding hands.
* <- Tribble *-*-*-- <- Tribble kabob.
* <- Tribble *-*-*-- <- Tribble kabob.
* <- Tribble *.* <- Bynar Tribble.
* <- Tribble *.. <- Tribble droppins.
* <- Tribble *..... <- Tribble Mother and Young.
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble bandleader!
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing.
* <- Tribble */ <- Tribble with a lightsabre.
* <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles swordfighting.
* <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping hat.
* <- Tribble *L. � <- Tribble playing golf.
* <- Tribble *\\ <- Tribble Going Skiing.
* <- Tribble *^ <- Tribble Praying.
* <- Tribble *} - | <- Tribble Archery.
* <- Tribble *� <- Grandpa Tribble with his cane.
* <- Tribble *� <- Tribble Snorkelling.
* <- Tribble *� <- Squared tribble.
* <- Tribble + <- Positive Tribble.
* <- Tribble + <- Tribble on a diet.
* <- Tribble ,*, <- Tribble with legs showing.
* <- Tribble ,*� <- Tribble peg-leg with cane.
* <- Tribble -*-*-*- <- Tribble chain.
* <- Tribble -*-*-*-*- <- Tribble kabob.
* <- Tribble --*--� <- Tribble at Custers last stand.
* <- Tribble . <- A wet Tribble.
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after Jenny Craig.
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble after NutriSystems.
* <- Tribble . <- Tribble.ZIP
* <- Tribble /*\ <- Tribble on crutches.
* <- Tribble <-�-> <- Darth Tribble in Tie Fighter.
* <- Tribble = <- Tribble after laying on RR tracks.
* <- Tribble ===#=== <- Tribble Roadkill.
* <- Tribble >* <- Romulan tribble.
* <- Tribble ? <- Tribble discussing quantum mechanics.
* <- Tribble ? <- Tribble in midlife crisis.
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble in a whirlpool.
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble with a bad perm.
* <- Tribble @ <- Tribble, as seen by a druggie.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble after the wash cycle.
# <- Tribble after Borg assimilation.
* <- Tribble � <- Alien Tribble.
* <- Tribble � <- Bald tribble after hairclub visit.
* <- Tribble o <- Bald Tribble.
* <- Tribble � <- Chinese Tribble.
* <- Tribble o <- Fat Tribble.
* <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble.
* <- Tribble O <- Pregnant Tribble.
* <- Tribble O <- Really Fat Tribble.
* <- Tribble o*o <- Tribble bicycling.
* <- Tribble �� <- Tribble listening to rock music.
* <- Tribble �� <- Tribble on a windy day.
* <- Tribble o� o� o� <- Tribbles listening to rock music.
* <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones.
* <- Tribble \*/ <- Tribble giving up to mugger.
* <- Tribble \*/ |* �*� *� <- Teenage Mutant Tribbles.
* <- Tribble ^ <- Tribble splattered against ceiling.
* <- Tribble ^*^ <- BatTribble.
* <- Tribble ^*^ <- Count Tribbula.
* <- Tribble ^*^ <- Vulcan Tribble.
* <- Tribble ^�^ <- Viking Tribble.
* <- Tribble _ <- drunk tribble.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble stepped on.
* <- Tribble _ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla.
* <- Tribble _ <-Tribble on drugs.
* <- Tribble _*_ <- Tribble Bozo.
* <- Tribble __ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla.
* <- Tribble __*\_|-|_/*_ <- Tribbles polevaulting.
* <- Tribble `*' <- Andorian Tribble.
* <- Tribble {{* <-Klingon tribble.
* <- Tribble {{:-(*) <- Klingon eating a Tribble.
* <- Tribble | <- Bulemic Tribble.
* <- Tribble | <- tribble on starship w/o gravity.
* <- Tribble |_*_| <- Housebroken Tribble.
* <- Tribble ~ <- Tribble struck by lightning.
* <- Tribble ~ <- Tribble toupee.
* <- Tribble ~*~ <- Tribble in heaven.
* <- Tribble � - Tribble beaming up.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble in the mist.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble in Transporter.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble that didn't make it.
* <- Tribble � <- Dead Tribble (RIP)
* <- Tribble �*� <- terrifying flying tribble.
* <- Tribble � <- Baby Tribble with bottle.
* <- Tribble �* <- Cowboy Tribble with lariat.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble in cap and gown.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble Sandwich.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble after big dinner.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble after Biology lab.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble at a Weight Watchers meeting.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble on Stilts.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble wearing condom.
* <- Tribble � <- Hare Krishna Tribble.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble Reproducing.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble with a hula hoop.
* <- Tribble � <- dissected tribble.
* <- Tribble � <- McTribble sandwich.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble Unrolled.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble with a Wave.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble after a close shave.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble after a haircut.
* <- Tribble � <- Baby Tribble.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble After a Close Shave.
* <- Tribble � <-Tribble after a close shave.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble after a really close shave.
* <- Tribble � <- Tribble with a headache.
* Insufficient facts always invite danger - Spock
 Me and You and a Borg Named Hugh.
# of Vulcans needed to replace a bulb? Precisely 1.000000
* This is a tribble. # This is a tribble on drugs.
* Tribble � Tribble.ZIP (v1.10) � Tribble.ZIP (v2.04)
*$ *$ *$ *$ (Tribbles leaving the bank)
******* ******* ******* <- 21 Tribble Salute.
*****************Dang*Tribbles******************
***ď�*** <� Heavy-Weight Tribble Lifter.
"*I* am the elder brother, Kern." - Worf
*-* <- Tribbles holding hands.
(-*-) <- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter.
*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Tribble Kabob.
--*--� <- Tribble at Custers last stand.
:-| "Fascinating, Captain!" - Spock
*-~ <- Tribble after sex.
*.* - Tribble file name.
... * <- Tribble o <- Tribble with a haircut.
... and we never heard of a Tribble tagline, and were ...
... Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3
... Ensign, Engage!
... It's a song, you green-blooded ... Vulcan. - McCoy
... They make love at the drop of a hat. Any hat. - Geordi
... This tagline is really Constable Odo...
*..* Tribble Family Portrait. Only $12.95 at Sears!
"...NCC 1701, No Bloody A,B,C, or D !" - Scotty
...And the only thing the Borg left was NT.
...And the only thing the Borg left was this Amiga...
...And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh.
...Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room.
...she canna take much moor Captin...
...the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh...
*/ <==-- Tribble with a lightsaber.
*/ \* <- Tribbles Fencing.
*/ \* <- Tribbles having a swordfight.
*// *// *// <- Tribbles Going Skiing.
///\/\\\ Borg bug.
#1 on BORG Hit Parade: "Borg in the 'Hood'"!
"2nd star on the right, then on until morning"
*8 *8 *8 <- Tribbles and mamas out for a stroll.
::::::: Operator halted! Startrek's on! :::::::
-<-*-- <-Tribble after sword fight.
*> - | <- Tribble Archery.
-> ... I am Trojan of Borg: Assimilation is safe sex.
"A BANDAID? Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a... oh, yeah !
A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her. * Scotty
A coin. Good. I will replicate one immediately. - Data
A cold what? * Data
A couple of light years can't keep friends apart * Wesley
A failure will not appear till a unit has been shipped.
A Ferengi's fingerprint: ��޺���۳��
A few more questions, Mr. Computer -- Moriarty.
A filthy Data is Gunked, hosed down and sand blasted.
A happy Klingon is a bloddy Romulan!
A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg we <Phasor Blast>
A lot has changed in the last 300 years. * Picard
A Mogwai is simply a highly evolved Tribble.
A phaser is the universal communicator. - Worf
A phaser on stun is like a day without orange juice.
A Poetic Borg: You will compose assimiliated rythems and rhymes.
A shot in the dark is better than nothing. * Geordi
A simple yes would have sufficed. * Picard
A small leak will sink a great ship.
A snoot full? * Data
A surprised Data is propositioned by the E's Computer.
A Trekker's chromosomes contain the Star Trek Gene.
A tribble a day keeps the Klingons away.........
A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed.
A type II phaser beats four aces. - Worf, on a bad poker night.
A victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes.
A wild party? * Data
"Aaarrrggghhh!" = Klingon for, "Go ahead. Make my day."
Admiral! There be Whales here! * Scotty
Admiral: Alright, Mr.Worf?
Admiral: And now for the evidence..Picard?
Admiral: Capt. Picard will start with the opening argument.
Admiral: Grand session tomorrow; Holodeck! Two Pm! Don't.
Admiral: Jean-Luc, you have no client!!
Admiral: Mr. Worf, please present your evidence ...
Admiral: One Admiral Leonard McCoy
Admiral: That's right, Mr. Worf, and the prosecution will.
Admiral: What took so $#$(#$ long Picard!?
Admiral: Woof-woof, Lt.
Adolescence is when children start bringing up their parents.
Adults... * Wesley
After a long bath Worf sees the fleas as his true friends.
After knowing you, I no longer desire to be human. - Data
After much thought Picard assumes the bowling ball phase.
After three days of intense pain, the snake died. * Riker
Ah don't know, Jim, Ah thank it's some kahnd of vahrus.
Ah... A game! * Data
Ahead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu
Alexander, beating on Worf's head- "Not the mamma!"
All a Borg!!!!!!
All babies speak Klingonese.
All but Troi: <Disappointed Groan>
All But Worf: <Gasp>
All but Worf: SHUT UP.
"All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by."
All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacelle?
All the science in Star Trek is consistent and correct ..
Alll a Borg!!!!!!
ALTA DATA BOX BY GERY ZUMBRUNNEN ++41/82/32131 V
An android chaperone? * K'Ehleyr
An evening with Dax... Bashir's trill of a lifetime.
And I thought I wasn't going to like him. - Odo to Quark.
And I thought the Borg were bad . . .
And one is just supposed to sit here? - Worf
And starring as Star Trek Bimbo of the Week:
And that's Worf Madam, not Woof!
And that's Worf Madam, not Woof! - Worf
And the only thing the Borg left was this Amiga ...
And the only thing the Borg left was this MacIntosh...
And this Wesley, is an airlock.
Angels and ministers of grace defend us. * McCoy
Are we at war with the Ferengi yet? * Deanna
Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head.
Are you afraid of the captain too? * Wesley
Are you here to work or to play? * Riker
Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!?
Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor? - Spock
Are you used to getting your own way, Doctor? * Picard
Are you wearing a toupe or is that a TRIBBLE on your head.
As androids go, you're in a class by yourself. * Pulaski.
At a Betazoid wedding, everybody can see who the best man is.
At least we are acquainted with the judge. * Data
Au contraire, mon capitan! HE'S BAAAACK!! - Q
Automobiles were part of teenage mating rituals. -Data
Aw hell, just once I'd like to see Picard KILL the aliens.
Aye, but Captain, I can tweak the CPU just a little only.
Baby needs a new pair of shoes. * Data
"Bajorans and PMS - A lethal combination." Quark.
Barclay Burger: D-d-don't eat m-me, p-p-please!
Bark! Bark!...and you stay out of mine - Beverly.
Barney o Borg:Today we learned that resistance is useless.
Bashir (in zero g): I've risen and I can't get down!
Bashir Burger: Just a burger, but thinks it's a Big Mac.
"Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm assimiwating a wace." - Fudd of Borg.
Be wewy wewy quiet... I'm hunting Womulins!!
Beam me a broad, Scotty..
Beam me aboard Scotty. Aye, will a 2x4 do captain?
Beam me up, Scotty - - no, Scotty that's not what I meant.
Beam me up, Scotty! *S-C-O-T-T-Y*!!!
Beam me up, Scotty! But leave the others here.
Beam me up, Scotty! I think I'm going to PUKE!
Beam me up, Scotty! It just ate my phaser!
Beam me up, Scotty! It's a planet Of nuns.
Beam me up, Scotty! No intelligent life on this BBS
Beam me up, Scotty! She says she's .... pregnant!
Beam me up, Scotty! The elevators don't work.
Beam me up, Scotty! The liberals have taken over!
Beam me up, Scotty! The rabbit just died!
Beam me up, Scotty! There's no intelligent life here.
Beam me up, Scotty! This isn't the men's room.
Beam me up, Scotty! This planet sucks!
Beam me up. Scotty! There's no...Erk-gh..Arg...Spklt-t...
Beat him up, Scotty!
Beat me up, Scotty. No sado-masochism on this planet.
Beat me, whip me, make me squish Tribble taglines ____.
Beat me, whip me, make me write Tribble taglines.
"Beautiful story. Kinda gets you right HERE!" -- Q
Being one man too many, Ensign Extra is booted off the E.
"Besides, it is clearly a bunny rabbit!" -- Data
Betazoid modem: it downloads the files it senses you want.
Betazoid wedding dress... Can't beat the price.
Beverly can turn Data off but only Tasha can turn him on.
Beverly, Tasha and Deanna: A Menag� a Trois?
Beware of little expenses. A small leak can sink a ship.
Beware of Romulans bearing gifts. * McCoy
Bill Clinton's not like Jimmy Carter ... more like Billy.
Blonde Klingons: Because it was a good day to dye!
Bloody Cardassians -- I just got this damn thing fixed.
Bones, I hate your #@!*% human guts. Discussion?
"Bones, I'm a captain, not a doctor." - Kirk
"Bones, it's Ensign FullaPb." "He's lead, Jim!"
Bones: He's dead Jim! Jim: No kidding !!
Bones? Dr.Crusher? Chiropractic in the Federation.
Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this t-shirt.
Borg Burgers: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant!!
Borg C++: Compiling is futile.
Borg destroyed by Federation Death Star DS9, film at 11:0
Borg Do It Collectively.
Borg do it their way. Your way is irrelevant.
Borg DOS 6.0 � Assimilate drive C:? (Y)es, (O)k or (F)ine.
Borg Empire: Equal opportunity Assimilator!!!!
BORG IDIC: Incalculable Devastation for Infinite Cubes.
Borg in New Jersey: "Florio is irrelevant."
"Borg in the U.S.A." by Bruce Springsteenus of Borg.
Borg Mail Reader v1.0 � Your tagline will be assimilated.
Borg Mail Reader v2.1a � Tagline theft is futile.
Borg Mail Reader v2.1a � Taglines are irrelevant.
Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant.
Borg Nightmare: Assimilate another? NO WAIT, IT'S A PB!!
Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left.
Borg Spreadsheet Program - Locutus 1-2-3
Borg Wave 3.14: Your taglines have been assimilated.<Urp>
Borg! Unh! Good God, y'all! What is it good for?
Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant.
Borg-Cola : Not the choice of The Next Generation.
Borg-DOS Command for X-CUTION.BAT: "CTRL! ALT! DEL!!"
Borg? Where? I don't se*(#$#..NO CARRIER
Borg?! Where? I don't see any%�(|!NO CARRIER
Borgasm: The ecstasy of being assimilated.
BORGER KING: We Do It Our Way. Your Way Is Irrelevant.
Borger King: You do it our way, your way is irrelevant.
BorgOS v2.1 - Assimilate another [Y/n]
Borgs Bunny: "'What's up' is irrelevent, Doc.
BorgWave 3.14: Your taglines have been assimilated.
Borgy Pig - "th..th..th..that's irrelevent folks"
Botany Bay... Botany Bay...oh, no! * Chekov
"Bourbon & beans...an explosive combination." Kirk
Break up! You look like a cadet-review. - Kirk
Bring Arnold Schwartzenegger to play the Borg Terminator!
But at least they're not new enemies. * Picard
But boys will be boys. * Beverly.
"But I *HAVE* had command training!" <pout> � Beverly.
But I don't >wanna< be assimilated!!
But I got out of my uniform for you, Data. * Tasha.
But most of all, IT WAITS FOR YOU! Star Trek DSN.
"Buttcheek analysis complete" - Enterprise Computer.
C'est la vie, Jim, but not as we know it.
C'mon Data, get mad! Just once!!!
C:\>DEL C:\REALITY.SYS.....C:\>Copy A:\TREK\*.* C:
C:\>erase c:\reality.sys Copy a:\trek\*.* c:
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand Am?
Capt'n! The spellchecker kinna take this abuse!
Capt'n....there be whales here!!!!!! Scotty
Capt's chair on the E: one of USA's most important seats.
Capt., experiments show that dead puppies aren't much fun.
Captain - "What's that odor?". Worf - "Apologies, Sir!"
Captain ... one .. harmless ... little ... Tribble?
Captain Comic II - Fractured Reality.
Captain Kirk is a weenie.
Captain Kirk: We come in peace. Shoot to kill.
Captain on the bridge. (Translated: get off your butts.)
"Captain Picard, I have a clever plan!" - Ensign Baldrick.
Captain please, not in front of the Klingons.
Captain Pollard.. Renegade ship approc!@$(@#&$* NO CARRIER
Captain Riker has never lost. * Riker
Captain! Someone has snorted all the dilithium crystals!
Captain! The spell checker kinna take this abuse!
Captain! The UARTs kenna' take these speeds!
Captain! The UARTs won't take the speed.
Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5.
Captain, a Klingon does NOT play Tetris!
Captain, I believe it is time for a colorful metaphor.
Captain, I don't know who to trust anymore. * Ensign Ro.
Captain, I need to kill someone - Worf
Captain, I sense a million eyes staring at my cleavage.
Captain, I sense millions of eyes staring at my body ...
Captain, I sense... a PLOT DEVICE!
Captain, I sense... contractions used by first graders!
Captain, I sense.....Data will have rhinoplasticsurgery.
Captain, I sense....good scripts coming up!
Captain, I sense....Massive doses of C-Clor....
Captain, ma puir bairns! Ye deleted 'em!
Captain, phasers and photons down,get the hand phaser out.
Captain, please. Not in front of the Klingons.
Captain, sensors show that Ensign Ou just cut the cheese.
Captain, she can't take much more...
Captain, spare me your inspirational anecdote. * Deanna
Captain, the UARTs won't take this Speed!
Captain, there be mail here!
Captain, this board seems highly illogical.
Captain, we are being hailed. Get out your umbrella.
Captain, we have attained ridiculous speed. * Data
Captain, we have engaged dataschlurp mode!
Captain, why do our phasers look like dustbusters?
Captain, why do you have floor wax in here?
Captain. Why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1? - Worf
Captain... your head! You're growing HAIR!!!
Captain...one..harmless...little...Tribble?
Captain: Sensors detect the presence of a line eater!
Cardassian Burger: How many pickles do you see?
'Cause I'm a Borg, yea, yea, yea.
"CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical."
Check the dilithium crystals, we've got a cross-echo.
Chekov, install the EMS board.
CHEKOV: He orders you to surrender this "wessel"!
CHEKOV: We are looking for nuclear "wessels".
CHEKOV: What's emergency plan "B" ?
CHEKOV: You are a master of understatement!
CHEKOV: You are in "wiolation" of Neutral Zone treaty!
Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.
Chief O'Brien, beam Mr. Clinton and Mr Gore to the brig.
CHILL OUT: Data can never be human.
CHILL OUT: Q-ticus, "Really Jean-Luc, we are continuuamally immortal"
"Chocolate is a serious thing!" - Counselor Troi
Chocolate is serious business. * Deanna
Clear your mind, if there's anything in there.. - Odo to Quark.
Cloaked Captioned for the Romulan Impaired.
Closed minds have kept these two worlds apart. * Spock
Columbus had a fourth ship - it sailed over the edge.
Come in, Beverly, and I'll show you a real Picard maneuver.
Come on, big guy... On your feet. * Geordi
"Come on, Doc. Time to be a hero." - Kira
Coming next week: Ensign Rho vs. Lt. @LN@......
Coming soon from Dr. Soong: Mouse support for Data!!
Coming Soon! Daleks Vs. Borg - EXTERMINATE! / ASSIMILATE!
Commander, I'm getting excited again... * Bashir
"Comment, Mr Spock ?" - "We're in big trouble, Captain."
Computer, you and I need to have a little talk - O'Brien
"Configuration is irrelevant." - Borg Sysop.
Confused? Call Counselor Troi, 1-900-NCC-1701, $1.95/min.
Congratulations Data, it's a girl. Troy - The Offspring.
Contentsoftaglinemaysettleduringshipping.
Could you continue the petty bickering? --Data
Could you find me some rocks to throw at them * Riker
Counselar Troi, please report to my room. Clothing optional.
<CRASH> <THUMP> ...It's WORF, not WOOF!
Cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty. � Troi
Cut life support to all quarters with children. * Picard
DaiMon Tog is extremely... relaxed right now. * Deanna
Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon -- that's hard.
Dammit Bones! I'm a captain, not a doctor.
Dammit Jim! I'm a butcher, not a tagline technican.
"Dammit Jim! I'm a corpse, not a doctor."
Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a beta tester!
Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!
Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Programmer!
Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Repairman!
Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Detective!
Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Navigator!
"Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician!" - McCoy
Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer.
Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a tagline!
Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Telephone Repairman!
Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not an engineer. � Bones.
Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima!
Dammit Jim! I'm a floor wax, not a dessert topping!
Dammit Jim! I'm a meteorologist, not a forecaster!
Dammit Jim! I'm a programmer, not a doctor!
Dammit Jim! I'm a TV Character, not a tagline!
"Dammit Jim! she's dead! Get off her!" - McCoy
Damn it Bill, I'm an actor, not a doctor...
Damn! Outta Antimatter. I told Geordi $50 wasn't enough.
"Dances With Borgs" - Starring Locutus..
"Dances With Tribbles" - Stomp SQUEAK Stomp SQUEAK
Darn! Out of tribble tags!
Darn! STILL out of tribble tags!
DATA COMPRESSION: What you get when you squish an android.
Data convinces the Coke machine that Pepsi is better.
"Data does it in serial..." - Tasha Yar
"Data enjoys a lot of confusion, Jean-Luc." - Deanna
Data enjoys a smoke after interfacing with the Computer.
Data is second hand merchandise. * Riker
Data uses Energizers! His mouth keeps going...and going..
"DATA!?!... What are you doing to that cat?" - Troi
Data's arm Tattoo ��޺���۳�ݳ�ݳ�
Data, data everywhere, and not a byte to eat!
"Data, I thought you were dead!" "No, Sir. I rebooted!"
Data, I'd like to see you take him down a peg. * Geordi
Data, Let him go. * Picard
Data, you ARE fully functional, aren't you?
Data- "It IS the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Captain!"
Dax Burger: Really a Hot Dog living inside a burger.
Dax � just another slug with a pretty face. . .
Dax-Burger Deluxe: Has been five other burgers before.
DCE seeks DTE for mutual exchange of Data
Deanna tries to read my mind and sees taglines.
Deanna tries to read Picard's mind and sees Pontiac.
Deanna Troi: Goddess of THE ENTERPRISE!
Deanna, I've got a new holodeck program... � Barclay
Deep Space Nine: The Third Coming of Star Trek!
Definition of Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
Deflector shields just came on, Captain.
Del *.* <- How *DARE* you delete my Tribbles!
Destroy the Borg? Give them Cavis Alpha IV!
Destroy the Borg? Give them Windows 3.1. That will do it.
Dialysis? My God! What is this, the dark ages? * McCoy
Did I get it right? * McCoy
Did QModem originate in the Q Continuum?
Did the table do something to offend you, Worf? - Troi
Did you forget to set your alarm clock? * Riker
"Didn't seem like I had much to lose." - Bashir
Didn't your mother teach you any manners. * O'Brien.
Dijon vu: the feeling you've tasted this mustard before.
Dirty Harry as a trill: "Go ahead Punk! Make OUR day!"
Distance is irrelevant - Pythagorus of Borg.
Do Guinan's hats have warp capability?
Do not be fooled by her looks. * Worf
Do you care to surrender now, Captain? * Riker
Do you know any Klingon opera? - Worf
Do you mind? I'm eating my cereal! - Picard
Do you still think I am trouble? * Vash.
Do you think I would try and escape? * Riker
Doctor, what are you and the Captain doing? � Data
Does Bo know Star Trek?
Does Commander Data have an over byte?
Does Data have a Pentium Overdrive upgrade socket?
Does Tasha have a Data entry problem?
Does the Enterprise printer use a Queue Continuum?
Don't bother me, Worf is about to kill something!
Don't laugh - it's got warp capability!
Don't Start Any Trouble, And There Won't Be Any!
Don't start with me. You know how I get.
Don't wait for the translation...answer me now! Gen.Chang.
Don't worry, we can use the transporter.
Don't you like my company? * Geordi
Dr. Lester - that's my pants that you're wearing! - Kirk
Dr. McCoy, I hate your #*@%ing human guts. Discussion?
Dr. McCoy, would you do me the great honor of eating my shorts? - Spock
Dr. Soong did not intend me to be used this way. � Data
Dr. Soong seen on Golondan Core with Elvis!
Drilling holes in his head isn't the answer. * McCoy
Drive not ready E: (R)etry (G)o to Impulse (C)all Geordi
Drunk Borg: "Resilience is floor tile. Wan'be sim'lated?"
Drunk Borg:"Rsilience in floor tile. Wan'be similated?"
DS9: "its mission, to boldly watch others go...." � MCV
Earl Grey...no. Make that a lemonade. Cold. - Picard
"Eat any good books lately?"- Q in Star Trek NG
Eat what you want. Your choice is irrelevant. SmorgasBorg.
Either he is dead, or my watch has stopped.
Either he's dead Jim ... or my tricorder is.
ENERGIZE, said Picard, and a pink bunny appeared.
Ensign Crusher, check that leaking warp core please.
"Ensign Crusher, here is your mop and bucket"
Ensign Crusher, wipe that annoying smirk off your face. - Picard
Ensign Expendable, step on that rock! - Kirk
Ensign Fodder, report to transporter for away team duty.
Ensign Pillsbury: He's bread Jim!
Ensign Ro has been confined to her quarters. * Picard
Ensign Ro has educated me. * Picard
Ensign Singer... Make it sew.
Ensign Smith, why are you standing Behind Me?
Ensign Walnut approaches Dr. Crusher with caution.
"Ensign Zeppelin? He's LED, Jim!"
Ensign, engage datasuck mode!
Ensign, engage warp drive. Ensign? ENSIGN, WAKE UP!
Ensign, engage!
Enterprise News: Borg Destroyed After Absorbing Windows.
Enterprise-A is held together with polygrip. - M.Scott.
Ernest BORGnine... you be the judge...
Error: REALITY.SYS not found, install STARTREK.SYS? (y/n)
"Eternity never looked so lovely." .. "You MUST be Riker"
Even the Borg won't assimilate a Macintosh...
Ever feel like you're not really wanted? * Geordi
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Every nanosecond is a moment in our history. * Data
Everybody remember where we parked. Kirk STIV
Everyone BACKUP, he's got a magnet! - Data
Everyone who got where he is had to start where he was.
Evidence of evil Borg plot: MSDOS 6.0
"Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?" - Odo.
Excuse me. What does god need with a starship? - Kirk
Extra pickles. A warrior's condiment! - Worf
Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing. - Spock
"Extremities where I can see them!" - Odo.
"Ezz beeg trouble for Grant and kids..." -Jurassic Borg
Famous last words of Jesus Christ: Father, beam me up.
Farr Away: Vulcan sex on vacation.
Fascinating Captain.
Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected � Spock
Fascinating, Captain! - Spock
Fascinating, Sir! Intriging, Sir! Curious, Sir! DATA!!! SHUT UP!!!
"Fascinating," said Spock, watching Kirk's lousy acting.
Fascinating. - Spock figures out the Energizer Bunny.
Fate Protects fools, children and ships named Enterprise.
Fate, it saves children, women, and ships called Enterprise. - Riker
Ferengi Burger: 25 Cents. With bun, $100
Ferengi play it by ear.
Ferengi/IRS:sound that same? I wonder WHYYYY?!?!
Ferengis! Well, there goes the neighborhood.
Ferengis, Romulans, and Vulcans....Lend me your ears!
Finally! Figured! Out! How! To! Punctuate! Kirks! Speech!
Find Odo in this tagline and win fabulous prizes!
Fine, Fine...Have your Klingon servent get some chairs!
Fine... I'll kill you later. * Kirk
Finite Diversity in Finite Combinations � Vulcan skinhead.
Fire all phasers!
Fire Mr Worf!! <Worf runs in, extinguisher at the ready>
Fire, Mr. Worf! <Riker walks in with Worf's pink slip>
Fire, Mr. Worf! <Worf picks up extinguisher>
Firmware: hardware that's starting to melt.
First contact missions mean virgin planets! � Riker
Fix it! You've got FIVE MINUTES, Scotty!
Flim flam? * Worf
Flowers! Is there a 'John Luck Pikkerd' here? - Q
For all things, there is a first time. * Spock
For the moment, this baby's working. * O'Brien.
Forget PRIME DIRECTIVES! Give the BORG Windows!
Found Jesus? Where were his bones discovered?
Frankly my dear,you will be assimilated-Butler of Borg.
Friday the 13th Part XXIV: Jason Takes the Enterprise.
From Hell's heart, I stab at thee! * Khan.
From Hell's kitchen, I baste thee! � Khan.
From the creative workshops of Soong, Inc.
From the smell of things, I would say a Ferengi * Riker
Fudd, of Borg: "Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm Assimiwating."
Futile, resistance is. � Yoda of Borg.
Galactic Conquest Or Bust - The Borg.
Galloping around the cosmos is a game for the young * Kirk
Gene Roddenbery (1921-1991): Shakka, when the walls fell.
Genius starts at the top and works up.
Geordi Burger: You need a special visor to be able to see it.
Geordi: "I'm too sexy for my beard."
Geordi: the man behind the VISOR - Next Exciting Episode!
Get out of my way, and keep quiet. * Picard
Get unstuck, and continue the briefing. * Picard
Giddyup, Beverly! � Picard
"Gilligan, get their phasers." "O. K., Skipper."
Go and catch a falling star...
Go to hell. - Spock
Go to her door and beg like a human. * Worf
God's a busy man. KIRK
Good, I look forward to your report Mr. Broccoli..er..Barclay
Got a DEATH WISH? Join STARFLEET SECURITY today!
GOT A DEATH WISH???- JOIN STARFLEET SECURITY TODAY!
GOTO, GOING TO, GONE TO ~ Borg subroutine.
Gowron has been re-writing history. * Worf
Greed captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
Guess who's coming to dinner? - Chekov
Guinan Burger: Comes with extra-large top bun.
Guinan's secret power: her hat is a solar panel.
Guinan... Is that your name now? * Q
Gun's don't kill people...Class 2 phasers do!
Had to make myself beautiful. * K'Ehleyr
Hat? What hat? That's a helipad for munchkins. - Guinan
Have it our way at Borger King! (I *am* this place!)
Have the boy sent to the bridge. - Picard
Have you hugged a Klingon lately (and lived)?
He calls that a little adventure? * Riker
He reads love poetry, and he ducks a lot. * Worf
He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him. * Khan.
He wants the impossible. * Wesley
He who dies with the most Tribbles wins.
He's a potato Jim!, Let's gouge out all of his eyes.
He's after more than a history lesson. * Deanna
He's ALIVE Jim. Where did I go wrong?
He's alive, Jim. I'm terribly sorry.
He's alive, Jim. Should I shoot him again?
He's asking to have this VISOR shoved someplace. � Geordi
He's dead, Jim. Get his ears. - Spock
He's dead, Jim. Go to Sick Bay and get the Maggot Master!
He's dead, Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
He's dead, Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his watch!
He's dead, Jim. I've got dibbs on the white meat.
He's dead, Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me.
He's dead, Jim. Pass the ketchup!
He's dead, Jim. Tell the Klingons that dinner is served.
He's dead, Jim. That's 10 this week already.
He's dead, Jim. Uhm... Are you as hungry as I am? - Bones
He's dead, Jim. You get his phaser, I'll get his wallet.
He's dead, Jim. You get his teeth. - "Bones" McCoy, DDS
He's dead? I thought he was imitating Al Gore.
He's dim, Jed.
He's dying Jim!
He's electroencephalographically challenged, Jim.
He's got a Magnet! Everyone BACKUP!! - Cmdr. Data
"He's here to steal my sym....uh, taglines!" - Jadzia Dax.
He's king of his particular hill. * Deanna
He's mostly dead jim, get Miracle Max.
He's not dead, Jim, he's just metabolically challenged.
He's not operating on all thrusters yet. * McCoy
Heard on Noahs' ark: Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark.
Heaven for climate; hell for companionship. Mark Twain.
Hello, Jean-Luc... So glad you could come. * Lwaxanna
Help Me! I've Fallen, Spock, And I Can't Beam Up!
Help Wanted - Trill seeks host, gender not a factor.
Here, Ensign Expendable--stand on this rock.
Hey Jim, Are we there yet?
Hey, Captain! I just created a black ho}].<c3.NO CRUSHER
Hey, Doc -- I'm dying out here! * O'Brien.
Hey, Mom - look what I can do. * Wesley
Hey, Worf! I hooked Data up to a modem... wanna see?
Hi! My name is Borg. How may I assimilate you?
Hiss! <scratch> - Spot, to Riker
"History tends to exaggerate." - Colonel Green.
Holodeck designed by TARDIS Inc.
Homemaker... Must be some sort of construction. * Data
Honest, Kira, I was just looking at your combadge!
HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!
Horta, when the rock dissolves.
"How can I convince you I am mortal?" - Q "DIE!" - Worf
How can you be deaf with ears like those? - McCoy
How come I can never find Troi when I'm angry at her?
How else can I keep my reputation as a miracle worker * Scotty
How Kirk died? Easy,the Paramount people wrote him out of Star Trek 7.
How many Borg to screw in a lightbulb?  All of them.
How will playing cards help? * Spock
How would you describe Klingon romance- Dangerous.
How'm I flyin'? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU. - Borg.
Howdy Data! Howrya'll doin?! <slap> <CLICK> <clunk>.
HQelQp! MQy kQeyboarQd hQaQs bQeeQn tQakeQn oQveQr.
Huey Louis of Borg: Its Hip To Be Square!
Hughey,Wesley,& Geordi + transporter = Hewy,Lewy,& Dewey.
Human metaphor... Pardon me. * Data
Humans make illogical decisions. * Spock
Humor. It is a difficult concept. * Saavik.
I  Star Trek: The Next Generation.
I *like* unmitigated gall. � Worf
I always get an A. * Wesley
"I am a Klingon, sir. I *DO NOT* whistle while I work!"
I am Al Bundy of Borg: We will >not< assimilate!
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year.
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I don't wanna assimilate you.
I am Avon of Borg. I don't trust anyone I haven't assimilated.
I am Baldar of Borg: We will assimilate mass quantities!
I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun!
I am Barney of Borg. Prepare to be nauseated.
I am Barney of Borg. You will be assimilated because I love you.
I am Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is futile.
I am Bart of Borg. Assimilate my shorts!
I am Basford of Borg. Your sheep will be assimilated.
I am Batman of Borg, you will be assimilated, foul fiend.
I am Beavis, a Borg. Assimilation is cool. Heh-heh-heh.
I am Beldar of Borg. We will assimilate mass quantities.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon is irrelevant.
I am Blofeld of Borg. You will be assimilated, Mr. Bond.
I am Bob Barker of Borg. You will come on down.
I am Bones of Borg. Jim, I'm an assimilater, not a doctor.
I am Borg ��޺���۳�ݳ�ݳ�, who are you?
I am Borg. James Borg.
I am Borgs Bunny. What's assimilation, Doc?
I am Bounty of Borg.......you will be absorbed.
I am Bubba of Borg. Y'all fixin' to be assimilated.
I am Bud of Borg. Can I assimilate you, please, just once.
I am Buddha of Borg. Resistance is suffering. Suffering is futile.
I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective?
I am Bundy of Borg. No, I won't assimilate you, Peg!!!
I am ButtHead of Borg. Resistance sucks, duh-huh-huh.
I am Camus of Borg. We must resist even though resistance is useless.
I am Cat of Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things.
I am Chevy Chase of Borg - and I hate your guts.
I am Chevy Chase of Borg, and you're not!
I am Clinton of Borg, prepare your money for assimilation.
I am Clinton of Borg. You may or may not be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. You will be assimila... BIG MACS!!
I am Clinton of Borg. Your paycheck will be assimilated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your wages will be assinilated...
I am Clinton of Borg: Resistance is taxable!
I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated!
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile, woo woo woo...
I am Cyrano Jones of Borg. Want to buy a borg tribble?
I am Cyrus of Borg. You will be achy breaky assimilated.
I am Daffy Duck of Borg: Yooourrrr'e Irrelevant!!!!
I am Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant.
I am Dax of Borg. My slug has been assimilated.
I am Descartes of Borg. Prepare to be.
I am Descartes of Borg. We assimilate therefore we are.
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead...resist us...
I am E.T. of Borg. Home is irrelevant.
I am Ed McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated!
I am Elders of Borg: A planned and wanted assimilation.
I am Eliza of Borg. How does assimilation make you feel?
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepawe to be Assimiwated.
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to be asphyxiated.
I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be yabbadabbasimilated.
I am Fudd of Borg. Pwepare to be assimiwated.
I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is Yusewess. Huh-huh-hut!
I am Geordi of Borg. I still can't get any women.
I am Gilligan of Borg. Escape from the island is futile.
I am Ginzu of Borg. You shall be amputated.
I am Ginzu of Borg. You shall be amputated. But Wait!
I am Gomer of Borg! Golly we are gonna assimilate ya!
I am Hamlet, Prince of Borg. Prepare to be...or not to be.
I am Hillary of Borg. Choice is irrelevant.
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be... Ooooh, donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You will be.....ooooh Donuts!
I am Homer of Borg. You won't be assimiliated. DOH!
I am Hugh of Borg. Geordi is our friend. We want Troi.
I am incapable of forgetting. * Data
I am Jesus of Borg. Blessed are they who are assimilated.
I am Jordan of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.
I am Kelly of Borg. Can I (what's that word, daddy?)
I am Kelly of Borg. Can I oh, you know what I mean.
I am Khan of Borg. From hell's heart I assimilate thee..
I am Kira of Borg. Wanna make something out of it??!!!!
I am Kirk of Borg. You! Will! Be! Assimilated!
I am Koresh of Borg, we will be incinerated.
I am Koresh of Borg. Prepare to be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg. You will be immolated.
I am Lancelot of Borg. Resistance is feudal.
I am Lao-tze of Borg. Be like water. Water does not resist.
I am Locutus . . . of Borg. Resistance is futile.
I am Locutus of Borg, this tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of Borg. I demand Earl Grey tea - for 10000.
I am Locutus of Borg. This tagline was assimilated.
I am Locutus of the Borg. This tagline is irrelevant.
I am Macintosh of Borg. It takes a while to assimilate.
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess what weapons we have. Go on,guess.
I am McCoy of Borg,...You will Damn well be assimilated.
I am McMahon of Borg. Assimilation? You are correct, sir!
I am McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated!
I am McMahon of Borg. You shall be on Star Search.
I am Moderator of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will obey.
I am Monty Hall of Borg. You will chose a door.
I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Won't you be assimilated with me?
I am Mr. T of Borg. I pity da fool that resists me.
I am Opie of Borg. Can I assimilate 'em, Pa?
I am ORAC of Borg. Persistance is useless. Don't bother me!
I am Peg of Borg. Al, I need to be assimilated NOW!
I am Perot of Borg. We should assimilate for the children.
I am Pike of Borg. Beep beep.
I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimiligrated.
I am Porky of Borg. You will be assim...bdeh...assim...
I am pushing! * Keiko.
I am Quayle of Borg. Speling is irelevante.
I am Quayle of Borg. Speling is Irevelant.
I am Rand of Borg: Resistance is anti-mind and anti-reason.
I am Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be... uh, I don't recall.
I AM RELAXED! - Worf
I am Riker of Borg. Prepare to be stared at intensely.
I am Rush of Borg, Prepare to have meaning attached.
I am Rush of Limborg. Liberals are irrelevant.
I am Sartre of Borg. Existence precedes assimilation.
I am Scooby of Borg. Reware roo re arrimirated, Raggy!
I am Scott of Borg. Resistance dinna matter.
I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be.
I am Spock of Borg. Resistance is illogical.
I am Swaggart of Borg. Prepare to be televangelized.
I am Sybil of Borg: I will assimilate myself.
I am Tagline of Borg. Go ahead! Assimilate me!
I am Terminator of Borg. Hasta Lassimilation, Baby!
"I am the Goddess of Empathy..." Muzzle it! - Troi
I am Tim Allen of Borg. Prepare to be Re-wired.
I am Troi of Borg. How does assimilation make you feel?
I am Troi of Borg. Your Chocolate will be assimilated.
I am Trojan of Borg: Assimilation is safe sex.
I am Uhura of Borg. Assimilation frequencies open, sir.
I am Vader of Borg. The Force will be assimilated.
I am Wayne of Borg. You will be assimilated. NOT!
I am Wesley of Borg. Even THEY don't like me!
I am Worf of Borg. Resistance is *without* honor.
I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilated will you be ... hmm?
I am Zaphod of Borg. You will be...Whoa! Babes!
I am Zsa-Zsa GaBorg. Prepare to assimilated, dahling.
I believe I am the most fortunate sentient in this sector. - Data
I believe she looks like Chief O'Brien. * Worf
I believe that is why they call it gambling. * Data
I believe your aim is improving, Counselor. - Data
I busted him up. * Data
I can assure you that size will not be a problem. � Worf
I can't believe it. I've heard of this disease � Beverly.
I can't believe you did that. * Riker
I can't believe you're still pining for Jean-Luc! - Q
I can't even dance. * Wesley
"I Can't Get No Assimilation" by Rolling Stonus of Borg.
I can't use contractions. - Data
I can't, Doctor. I might hurt you. � Worf
I canna change the laws of assimilation - Scotty of Borg.
I cannot become nervous. * Data
I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause..-Data
I could have beaten you in 20 moves. * Riker
I didn't mean to blow up the Academy - Wesley
I didn't mean to blow up the Academy building! - Wesley
I do know a few things about anatomy, Jean-Luc. � Beverly.
I DO NOT...I do not yell. - Worf
I don't believe in no-win scenarios.  - James T. Kirk
I don't believe you got Riker's hair right. * Picard
I don't care if you DO know how to do IT, Wesley! � Troi
I don't know exactly what I'm looking for. * Shelby.
I don't know much about panda bears, Number One. � Picard
I don't need to convince them -- just confuse them. * Sela
I don't remember saying I was embarrassed. * Picard
I don't see no points on your ears, boy. * Admiral McCoy
I don't think we're in Starfleet anymore, Odo.
"I don't understand their humor, either." - Lt JG Worf
I don't want to be here any more than you. * Ensign Ro.
I don't want to be known as the "Dancing Doctor." * Beverly.
I failed organic chemistry because of A.F. * Picard
I fear you must blame your own perverse urges. � Picard
I found my Trill....on blueberry hill......
I found the tests quite elementary. * Data
I had no idea it was such a ritual. * Riker
I had no idea you were such a cad. I'm impressed. � Q
"I hate questionnaires" - Worf
I hate Vulcans. I hate their logic. * Sela.
I have a crank to start my car. She drives me to work,too.
I have always admired strong males. * Lwaxanna
I have brought back something you have to try. * Riker
I have carried your soul. I can't fill your shoes. * McCoy
I have something BETTER than chocolate. - Riker
I have to hand hold an android. * Picard
I haven't gotten into trouble yet. * Wesley
I hear she gives really good ear - Quark to his brother.
I heard that you got grounded. * Guinan
I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old. * Picard
I hope they don't find out that I'm faking. * Riker
I just hope we don't all beam back looking like Data!-Riker
I just look like Dixon Hill. * Picard
I just see a different big picture. * Picard
I just stood there grinning like an idiot. - Picard
I keep forgetting to carry money. * Picard
I know the Captain's orders - Engage. * Riker
I like my species the way it is. - Worf to Locutus.
I liked him better before he died. * McCoy
I may have settled in shipping.
I need a practice target... Wesley! * Worf
I never buy books on impulse. Only on warp.
I never forget a face, Mister... Chekov isn't it? * Khan
I never forget a face--even one I've never seen! -Khan.
I never lie when I have sand in my boots! -- LaForge.
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. * Deanna
I never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Troi
I prefer a dose of common sense. * McCoy
I prefer to be acquainted with the women I kiss. * Picard
I prefer to call it the Prime Suggestion � Kirk (KJKS)
I put them all to sleep. * Data
I run a clean place. * Guinan
I said "Beam me aboard" not "Beam me a Ford!"
I said BetaZOID! Not Beta TESTER!! - Troi
I see no reason to stand here and be insulted. - Spock
I seem to have misplaced my uniform. * Spock
I sense a commercial coming. � Troi
I speak with my own voice, not his. * Picard
I spell knife with an "n". * Picard
I started out with nothing. I still have most of it. Davis.
I suggest you take the ...shelf, sir. * Data
"I sure smell bad after wearing these leathers." * Troi
I survived torture. I'm ready to date Lwaxana. - Picard
I take it that the Sheliak hung up on us again. * Riker
I tend bar... and I listen. * Guinan
I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious.
I think he did a little too much LDS. * Kirk
I think I'll go write that letter. * Riker
I think you had better see who's at home. * Picard
I thought I was the empath. * Deanna
I thought Odo looked a little pail last night.
I thought you wanted me to help you go. * Geordi
I told you not to call me tiny. * Sulu
I took that Turbo tube, or whatever. * Lwaxanna
I understand your concern. Request denied. * Data
I usually know their thoughts before they do. * Lwaxanna
"I vill hef to stun you. I am wery sorry." - Chekov
I wanna see Kirk's sock drawer.
I want to apologize for my mother's behavior. * Deanna
I want to meet her, not dissect her. * Wesley
I want your clothes, boots, and your assimilation - TerminatorBorg.
I was ashamed of being Bjoran. * Ensign Ro.
I was stupid, I was expendable, and I went. - T. Yar
I was trying to comprehend the meaning of the words. - Spock
I wasn't always like this, Lieutenant. � Picard
I will feed him. � Worf
I will make a guess." "A guess? YOU, Spock? That.
I will make a guess." "A guess? YOU, Spock?"
I will require my hand. * Data
I will take this opportunity to remove my ears. - Picard
I Will! No I Will! No I Will! .... You both can! - Troi
I wish I had a snappy Trek Tagline to put here.
I wish I was a Klingon. I want a lumpy head.
I! am! Kirkutus! of! Borg! Prepare! to! be! assimilated!
I! Finally! Figured! Out! How! To! Punctuate! Kirk's! Sentences!
I! finally! learned! how! to! punctuate! Kirk! sentences!
I'd rather be assimilating. - Borg Bumper-sticker.
I'll call it the James Kirk Memorial Brothel * Scotty
I'm a counsellor, not a contortionist! - Troi
I'm alive... What the hell happened? * Ensign Ro.
I'm an actor, not a doctor! --DeForest Kelly.
I'm aware of the risks, Ensign. * Picard
I'm BETAzoid. See? Here's the tape...
"I'm Beverly...","I'm Geordi...","We are Hugh..."
I'm bloody sick of standing here every day. � O'Brien.
I'm from outer space.. I only work in Iowa. - Kirk
I'm losin' it! - Geordi
I'm not a Ferengi.. I'm ethically challenged.
I'm not a supreme being. � Picard
I'm not a Vulcan, but I play one on TV � Leonard Nimoy
I'm not Bajoran. Sisko punched me in the nose. � Kira
I'm not here to approve or disapprove. * Deanna
I'm not sure I want to remember that. * Riker
I'm not sure officer.. He just said FAX ME UP SCOTTIE..
I'm not sure officer.. He just said FAX ME UP SCOTTY..
I'm not telling where my spots end! * Dax.
I'm not the one that misplaced the Deltivid asteroid belt! - Q
I'm nothing if not imaginative. * Q
I'm off to wax the shuttlecraft! Anyone got a tribble I can use?
I'm sensing large dripping globs of chocolate. * Troi
I'm so old, I still think Borg is a tennis player.
I'm sorry. I will not look in your direction. * Data
I'm telling you -- You will be terrific * Beverly.
I'm the Doctor... gotta love me! - Bashir
I'm too sexy for my head! * Worf
I'm too sexy for my slug. - Jadzia Dax.
I'm your captain now. � Riker
I'r Drunk of Borg. Resilence is floor tile, yer similated.
I've been dead before. - Cpt. Spock
I've done far worse than kill you, Kirk. * Khan
I've never beamed up 400 tons before. * Scotty
I-) <- Geordi LaForge smiling.
(Ice chunks hitting hull) - "Captain, we are being hailed!"
If Chekov owned a computer, would it be a Wax?
If Counselor Troi only knew what I was thinking.
If Data is "fully functional," can he get a woman pregnant.
If Ensign Ro were assimilated, she'd be a Bajoran Borg.
If in Astronomy class you ask the professor if Aldeberon is in Federation space � YMBAT
If Q was female, would he be called O?
If Q were castrated would he become ... O ???
If Romulans made an android would it be named CD-ROM?
If the world comes to a standstill when Star Trek is on � YMBAT
If you are confronted by urban gang members and respond by shouting "COMPUTER! FREEZE PROGRAM!"... YMBAT
If you are older and have bad dreams about your children getting together, making a circle and chanting "Angel angel, in the sky..." � YMBAT
If you are preparing to test a program that you have worked very hard on and complete the process of starting while saying "Energize..." � YMBAT
If you believe completely in Star Trek's Technobable � YMBAT
If you believe Uhura played an important role in TOS � YMBAT
If you built a complete mockup of the U.S.S Enterprise D in your back yard... YMBAT (If it works I want to be your friend).
If you buy Yarnball Tribbles � YMBAT
If you call Wall Street and ask the going rate for Gold Pressed Latinum � YMBAT
If you call your computer disks "Isolinear Chips" � YMBAT
If you can carry on an intelligent conversation with someone else in Klingonese, you might BOTH be Trekkies. (If you can do it in Romulan your a hopeless case).
If you can describe, in detail, how any component of the Enterprise D works, the technology behind it, which episode it first appeared, and cite specific pages and paragraphs with cross-references from all Trek technical manuals from memory � YMB
If you can jump to a given scene in any Trek episode or movie just by looking at the counter on your VCR... YMBAT
If you can quote the Tech Manual from memory � YMBAT
If you can read this, you're irrelevant. - Borg.
If you can recite all the dialog from all Trek series and movies from memory � YMBAT
If you can write and speak Klingon fluently � YMBAT
If you care about the meaning of YMBAT � YMBAT
If you changed your speedometer from MPH to Warp � YMBAT
If you collect "YMBAT" sayings � YMBAT
If you committed mental suicide when TOS ended � YMBAT
If you could wallpaper an entire room with Trek posters � YMBAT
If you do not use contractions � YMBAT
If you don't use money � YMBAT
If you dream in Star Trek � YMBAT
If you edit "You Might Be A Trekkie" lists � YMBAT
If you find youself saying "Make it so!" � YMBAT
If you firmly say "come" when the doorbell rings � YMBAT
If you found YATIs in Star Trek: The Screen Saver � YMBAT
If you get into heated debates about whether Klingons evolved from reptiles or birds... YMBAT
If you greet your friends with "Peace and Long Life" � YMBAT
If you grew a beard because "it seemed to work for Riker" � YMBAT
If you have a shrine to Gene Roddenberry in your house � YMBAT
If you have a TJ Hooker episode list � YMBAT
If you have a Trek message on your home telephone answering machine � YMBAT
If you have any of the cast's albums � YMBAT
If you have Star Trek vanity plates � YMBAT
If you have Trek posters in your washroom � YMBAT
If you have withdrawals during Trek's off season � YMBAT
If you hear Kirk's "fight music" during a final exam � YMBAT
If you insist that ST IS *NOT* FICTION � YMBAT
If you killed your dog testing your home-made transporter � YMBAT
If you know every Trek character, but none of the actors � YMBAT
If you know how fast Warp 9.76 is � YMBAT
If you know how many women Riker has been in bed with on the show � YMBAT
If you know the difference between Trekker and Trekkie � YMBAT
If you know the Enterprise better than Scotty � YMBAT
If you know the exact age of all the Trek characters from all the series in reference to any episode � YMBAT
If you know the NCC numbers of all Federation ships mentioned in all Trek series � YMBAT
If you know the recipe for quadrotriticale soup � YMBAT
If you know the rules to Fizbin � YMBAT
If you know the worth of a McDonald's Trek Happy Meal box � YMBAT
If you know what YATI, ROTBA and RETCON mean � YMBAT
If you know what YMBAT means � YMBAT
If you know what's going to happen in a cliffhanger resolution � YMBAT
If you know why Bajorans have ridges on their nose � YMBAT
If you live at 1701 Kirk St � YMBAT
If you make Tribbles out of yarn balls � YMBAT
If you mapped the OLX F7 key to TNG List of Lists � YMBAT
If you named your cat "Spot" � YMBAT
If you named your son Wesley � YMBAT
If you own virtually every Trek Book ever written � YMBAT
If you painted "Enterprise 1701-D" on the side of your car � YMBAT
If you prick me, do I not... Leak? � Data
If you pull your shirt down every time you stand up � YMBAT
If you pushed Diana Muldaur down an elevator shaft � YMBAT
If you put stardates on your homework assignments � YMBAT
If you re-programmed your Clapper to respond to "Lights" � YMBAT
If you read 256 Star Trek messages a day � YMBAT
If you refer to your passenger as "Navigator" � YMBAT
If you say "credits" instead of "dollars" � YMBAT
If you say "R-r! R-r! R-r!" when your garage door opens � YMBAT
If you scan all Trek related photos into 24bit computer picture files � YMBAT
If you spend all night thinking up "you might be a Trekkie" lines � YMBAT
If you stay up all night going through the RIME Trek echo mail � YMBAT
If you swear in Klingon � YMBAT
If you talk into your mouse � YMBAT
If you tap your chest every time the phone rings � YMBAT
If you think Animated Trek is great drama � YMBAT
If you think Captain Kirk is at NASA's SpaceCamp � YMBAT
If you think Klingons are sexy � YMBAT
If you think lawyers are part of the Borg collective � YMBAT
If you think Ronald Reagan is a Klingon � YMBAT
If you think that NASA "just hasn't got it right yet" � YMBAT
If you think that Target is a Klingon pet shop � YMBAT
If you think the number of O'Brien's pips is important � YMBAT
If you think the space shuttles make noise in space � YMBAT
If you think the world will end if you miss a Trek episode � YMBAT
If you think whales came from outer space � YMBAT
If you think you are Data � YMBAT
If you think you could beat Worf in a fight... YMBAT (No, you're crazy...or dead)
If you think you know what Gene Roddenberry really meant � YMBAT
If you think you know what's best for Trek... You Might Be Paramount!
If you tile your bathroom to look like a holodeck � YMBAT
If you took Klingon in college � YMBAT
"If you touch my stomach, I'll slug you." - Dax.
If you use Star Trek checks � YMBAT
If you wake up at 6AM to read RIME Star Trek mail � YMBAT
If you walk into an elevator and expect a voice interface � YMBAT
If you want to have a character's baby � YMBAT
If you want to have a part in Star Trek � YMBAT
If you watch a rerun of Star Trek on a first date � YMBAT
If you wear a uniform and ears to a Trek convention � YMBAT
If you wear pointy sideburns � YMBAT
If you were insulted by William Shatner's "Get A Life" skit � YMBAT
If you won't wear red for "safety reasons" � YMBAT
If you worry about Warp Drive Formulae � YMBAT
If you write Star Trek fiction � YMBAT
If you wrote in Picard/Riker in your 93 ballot � YMBAT
If you're experiencing pon farr � YMBAT
If you've affixed a Starfleet decal to your portable cellular telephone... YMBAT
If you've ever called anyone a P'tach � YMBAT
If you've tried the Vulcan Neck Pinch during a fight � YMBAT
If your bedbugs are Tribbles � YMBAT
If your blood is Vulcan green � YMBAT
If your microwave is cosmetically altered to look like a replicator � YMBAT
If your office is decorated in ST � YMBAT
If your preferred transportation is Shuttlecraft � YMBAT
If your ship doesn't come in, swim to it.
If your washroom floods and ruins more than 3 Trek posters � YMBAT
If, when frustrated, you yell "I'm Capt. Kirk!" � YMBAT
Im a doctor, not a magician! - Bones McCoy
In a fit of confusion, Spock uses Scotty as toilet tissue.
In space, all warriors are cold warriors.
In the distant past Vulcans killed to win their mates.
Indeed, Captain Picard, you have found him. � Spock
Indeed... You've found him, Captain Picard. * Spock
Insert disk with HURTME.COM and strike Worf when ready.
<insert Jim Lee one-liner here>
Insufficient facts always invite danger - Spock
Irrelevant, proper order of words is. � Yoda of Borg.
Is good Data, Geordi's best friend?
Is it logical to ignore your own good sense? * Spock
Is that funny?  Is that a joke?" - Data
Is that what is known as a "poker face?" * Data
It allows me to see. And I like it just fine. * Geordi
It is a good day to die. - Worf, son of Mog.
It is irrevelent that the Borg do it.
It is not possible to hurt me in that fashion. * Data
It is the "pon farr" -- the time of mating.
It is you that is not real. * Data
It is...It is...<sniff>...It is green. ��Data
It literally is...Elvis. - Riker
It looks like they had a battle with time. * Riker
It seems, Admiral, that I've got all his marbles. * McCoy
It sure is a damn ugly nothing - Geordi
It was not my intention to amuse you. Spock STV
It was to be my question of you - Picard
It was.....................excruciating. � Worf
It won't like your science officer. * Admiral Quinn.
It's a futile day in the neigh-Borg-hood...
It's alive Jim, but not as we know it!
It's all part of the novel. Don't interfere. * Riker
It's an EXE file Jim, but not an EXE as we know it!
It's Ensign Flintstone... He's Fred, Jim!
It's Ensign Pillsbury! He's BREAD, Jim!
It's Ensign Prisoner.... He's fled, Jim!
It's Ensign Rosebud.... He's sled, Jim!
It's Ensign Zeppelin. He's Led, Jim.
It's going to be quite a ride. * Riker
It's good to be the Klingon.
It's GOOD To Be The Queen - Majel Barrett Roddenberry.
It's hot in there, about 2000�. I'm going in. � Geordi
It's no use, Captain. We're dead in space. * Scotty
It's not a human, dammit! It's a Borg!" - Picard
It's not my job to seduce the leader of a world. * Riker
It's not open for debate - this baby is coming. * Keiko.
It's not the same when I'm not in the holodeck. * Riker
It's OS/2, Jim, but not OS/2 as we know it.
It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is...dead, Jim.
It's the Blue Parrot Cafe, and you're buying. * Picard
It's the Borg!! Quick, everyone try to look useless!
It's The Borg!! Quick, look useless!
It's too early in the morning for that Star Trek crap!!
It's Worf, Madame, not Woof. * Worf
Jadzia, I just love older women!! Bashir
Jadzia, I want your body! You can keep the worm. � Bashir
Jamie Farr: Vulcan sex with an out-of-work actor.
Jean-Luc Picard and Mister Clean: Separated at birth?
Jean-Luc! What naughty thoughts! � Lwaxana Troi
Jean-Luc, I just love your new hairstyle! * Q
Jean-Luc, I love it when you're boring. * Beverly.
Jean-Luc, I never knew you were such a cad! --Q
Jean-Luc....read me....underwear....McNuggets" - Vash.
Jedi Knight Geordi... May LaForge be with you!
Jim watches in amazement as Spock's ears sprout broccoli.
"Jim, Blake's Dead". "Bones, no he isn't, he's just stunned."
Jim, I'm a doctor not a prostitute!
Jim, I'm a programmer, not a paeologist! :->
Jim, you don't ask GOD for his ID!
Jim, you don't ask the Almighty for his I.D. Bones.
Jim... Your name is Jim. * Spock
JIM...His brain is GONE! * Bones.
Jimmy Hoffa, call your office.
Join the group mind - become a Borg.
Julius Borg: We Came, We Scanned, We Assimilated.
Just change the gravitational constant of the universe. --Q
Just don't let Kirk show you what he calls "The Captain's Log."
Just imagine Rush Limbaugh as a Klingon . . .
Just remember, CAPTAIN Riker's never lost.
Just when your ship comes in, it's the Kobyashi Maru.
Keptin, a Romulan Wessel ahead!' 'A _wessel_, Mr.Chekov?'
Khan, I'm laughing at the "superior intellect"! * Kirk
Kira just needs a good hug. (WHAM). Then again, maybe not!
Kirk to Enterprise - beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack.
Kirk to Enterprise! @$&!# Engaged!
Kirk to Enterprise! KIRK TO ENTERPRISE! Damn, it's busy..
Kirk to ENTERPRISE: did you get that FAX I sent you?
Kirk's Motto: If you can bang it, it ain't dead!
Kirk, my old friend... WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND!! <cut!>
Kirk, Spock, Mccoy and this is..Was Ensign X
Kirk, when the pants drop.
Kirk: "Set phasers on caress."
KIRK: Nobody listens unless you swear every other word.
Klingon adaptation of Earth sport: Full-contact golf.
Klingon bastards killed my son, doo dah, doo dah...
Klingon Battle Cruisers Uncloaking...or is it Odo?
Klingon DOS: That command or file name has no *honor*!
Klingon philosophy - Do unto others (period!)
Klingon Prime Directive: If it moves, shoot it.
Klingon prompt: Strike any user when ready.
Klingon Rx - Take two Tribbles and call me in the morning.
Klingon tagline: Strike any user when ready.
Klingon Thanksgiving Grace: "Let us prey..."
Klingon vessel uncloaking....or is it Odo?
Klingons choose their friends very carefully. - Guinan
Klingons do it with a vengeance.
Klingons Do It With Honor.
Klingons do NOT allow themselves to be... probed.
Klingons do not allow themselves to be...assimilated.
Klingons evolved from seals. Want proof? "Worf! Worf!"
Klingons have Ridges.
Klingons never bluff. * Worf
Klingons, when cloaked properly, are invisible.
Klingons: The Harley Riders of the Universe.
Kodos, when the colonists died.
KPLA, Klingon radio: All glory, all the time!
Laddie, you'll be needin' something to wash that doon with. - Scotty
"Laddie, you'll be needin' something to wash that doon with." - Scottie.
Legs! Where are the legs? * Lwaxanna
Less talk! More Synthehol! - Worf
Let LimBORG do it. He knows everything.
Let me help you relax. * Deanna
Let the meek inherit the Earth, I want the stars!
Lets ... Lets get acquainted. � Picard
Life ain't easy for a Borg named Hugh.
Life goes on, such as it is. * Picard
Life is good, now that Wesley's gone � Picard
Like your father, you changed the rules. * Saavik.
Listen, have you seen the dolphins yet? - Geordi
Little One... Mr. Woof! Come, join us!
Live long and suffer - ancient Vulcan curse.
Lonely, Worf seeks a Dog/Turtle hybrid for companionship.
Looking for a good time? Call Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701
Lost episode: "Doctor Who and the YATI"
Love shines like a burning star falling from the sky.
Lt., I order you to relax. * Riker
Lubricant. Pennzoil. Steaming hot. - Locutus of Borg.
LuxemBorg: The European Community is irrelevant.
Lwaxanna Troi - irresistable grace.
Ma'am, I can make it any size you want... � Odo.
Major, I just love a woman in uniform! - Quark.
Make me breakfast and perhaps I'll consider it. � Troi
Marvelous... How easily humans do that. * Data
May all your guesses be right. * McCoy
May Fortune favor the foolish. * Kirk
May the Great Bird of the Galaxy bless your planet.
May you never gag on your GAHK! * Klingon Saying.
May your qagh never wander off your plate. ��Klingon grace.
Maybe we should ask his cat. * Riker
McBorg: Over 50 million assimilated.
McBorgs, over half-billion assimilated.
McCoy, kneeling by the corpse.
Me and you and a Borg named Hugh.
Member: James Tiberius Kirk Memorial Brothel.
Men read love poetry . . . and duck a lot. - Worf
Millihelen: unit of beauty required to launch one ship.
Mister Worf, show these children the airlock. Picard
Morning Darling. - Q to Picard
Most great discoveries start with making a mistake.
Most visions of utopian society don't take into account that the idealogical descendants of Ghengis Khan and Attila the Hun are alive & well & sitting next to you on the bus. Jim Porcher 198?
Mother, I'd like to introduce your son-in-law, Lt. Worf. - Troi
Mother, that's enough! * Deanna
Mouse drive? ......Aye, Captain.
Mr Worf, <dramatic pause> fire!
Mr. La Forge, show these children the antimatter * JLP
Mr. La Forge, show these children the antimatter � Picard
Mr. Spock.. Set eyebrows on stun!
"Mr. Worf fire at Will".. "Which one sir?"
Mr. Worf! Eating Christmas Cookies, on my bridge?
Mr. Worf, <dramatic pause> fire!
Mr. Worf, fire at will! *>BZZT<* Hey, where'd Riker go?
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at the message reader! ...Zzzzzap!
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at will. No.1, have...No.1? Will?
"Mr. Worf, fire!" <Worf picks up extinguisher>
Mr. Worf, FIRE. to be continued.
Mr. Worf, scan that ship.  "Aye Captain. 300dpi?"
"Mr. Worf, you're the most beautiful sight I've ever seen"
My God, Bones. What have I done? What you had to do.
My God, it's full of falling stars!
My God, it's full of Yars!
My God. Bones. What have I done? * Kirk
My hailing frequencies are open, Sir. Uhura.
My hair does not need trimming, you lunkhead. * Data
My idea of diplomacy is a fully charged phaser bank! - Scotty
My only living relative.  No longer living. * Data
My other car is a Galaxy Class Starship, need a ride?
My other computer has Lwaxana Troi's voice.
My other computer is a 'Data'
My other computer is a Borg.
My other computer runs the ENTERPRISE.
My other vehicle is a Ferengi Marauder.
My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship ...
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird...
My other vehicle is also a Galaxy-class starship.
My own feelings are beside the point. * Deanna
My ship came in. Naturally it was the Kobayashi Maru.
My son is a liar? * Worf
My, aren't you the Klingon calling the Cardassian bumpy?
NCC-1701. No bloody A, B, C, *or* D. � Scotty
Need help? Call Counselor Troi at: 1-900-NCC-1701. ($195 per min.)
Never violate the Prime Directory! C:\
Next on Geraldo of Borg: brothers who assimilate sisters.
Next on STAR TREK: TNG - Ensign Ro vs. Ensign Wade.
Nice Borg. Gooood Borg. Urk!
Nice house. Good tea. - Worf
Nice legs... for a human. * Worf
Nice to meet you, Pinnochio. * Riker
Nine out of ten women are scared off by Trekkers.
No he's not... <sob> * Kira
No pointed ears, but you sound like a Vulcan. � McCoy
No regrets?  That is a human response. - Data
No Warp? Worf, Data .. get out and push .. I'll steer!
No, I do *not* want Jello Instant Pudding! * Odo.
No, I'm not related to Ross Perot!! * Quark.
No, Number One, it is not your turn to say "engage".
No, Q, I meant a BUD light!
No... The name of my ship is the Lollipop. * Riker
NOBODY cuddles a Klingon!!!
Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen.
Non-Trekkies of the world- GET A FUTURE!!
Nonsense, no man I know can do it that way. � O'Brien.
Nope, it helped make a new movie : Star Trek VII, the.
Not bad for a walking pile of circuitry. * Geordi
Not good enough, dammit! Not good enough! * JLP
Not Now! I'm watching Star Trek! (The Real Star Trek).
Not tonight, Chekov, I have an earache.
Not, I think, today, Commander. - Picard
Notice how no one criticized Riker until Wesley was gone?
NOW PLAYING: RIB TREK II- THE WRATH OF WESLEY! [PG-10]
Now where did I put those transwarp drive specs? ...
Now ye're an engineer. - Scotty
Now, Commander. Watch and learn. - Troi
Number One, buy me a Pontiac! - Picard
O'Brien Burger: Looks boring, but really spicy!
O'Brien, take a nap. You didn't see any of this. * Riker
O'Brien, when the computer malfunctions.
Odo Burger: It's a burger! It's a shake! It's fries!
Odo Burger: You can have it this way, or this way....
Odo called, he'll be over after he changes.
Odo, is there any more Jell-O in the fridge? Odo? Odo!?
Odo, when the bucket leaks.
Odo, when the bucket spilled.
OdoQwk 1.0: Shapes itself to work with your software.
Of course I know who I am... I am Jean-Luc Picard * Riker
Oh no Captain, those aren't dilithium crystals, it's ice!
Oh very clever Worf, eat any good books lately?
Oh Wesley ... I've got something for you.. � Troi [Naked]
Oh!  You know how to manipulate me!  - (alternate) Kira
Oh, get some hair Picard, your brain has caught cold. � Q
Oh, heavy is the burden of being me. � Q
Oh, I love a woman in uniform. Quark.
Oh, very clever Worf. Eat any good books lately? - Q
Oh, Will, I've already SEEN what you're hiding. - Deanna
OK Scotty, NOW! Detonate and energize! I mean.......
On Earth 200 years ago, I was a prince. * Khan.
On the wall of the women's restroom on the Enterprise: "Where no man has gone before".
Once again, Odo wins the Twister championship.
One damn minute, Admiral. - Spock
One day I'm going to give it to that Bajoran tramp � Troi
One does not thank logic. - Sarek.
One FAT Ferengi has just entered... - Worf
One is my name, the other is not! -- Lt. Cmdr. Data
"One man's priceless is another man's worthless." - Quark.
Only a fool fights in a burning house. --Klingon proverb.
Only a vaRool would use such language in public. - Riker
Only fools have no fear. * Worf
Only in your dreams, Commander. � Troi
Only YOU can prevent futility. Smokey the Borg.
Operator halted! Star Trek's on!
Operator halted. Star Trek is on.
Optimist: Commodore computer salesman with a beeper.
Or by misleading the innocent � Spock and McCoy
Orcs get all the girls. Lt.Worf
Overcome by jealousy, Data dismembers the Energizer Bunny.
Oxymoron: A Ferengi dentist.
oׯ�*�*���� <- Tribbles living near Three Mile Island.
P.l.e.a.s.e...Mr. Data....no more jokes!
Pack up your Tribbles in your old kit bag.
Packled Borg: We look for things. Things to assimilate.
Pain Farr: Vulcan Sex, but doing it wrong!
Pain: Telling a klingon his mother wears lipstick.
Palindrome: Diamond light, Odo, doth gild no maid!
Palindrome: Rats live on no evil star.
Palm Farr: If PeeWee Herman was a Vulcan.
Panda Farr: Vulcan sex ... uh, never mind.
Pane Farr: A Vulcan peeping Tom.
Pane Farr: Vulcan sex in glass houses.
Pang Farr: Vulcan sex while incredibly hungry.
Pant Farr: Exhausting Vulcan sex.
Pant Farr: Vulcan sex with your clothes on.
Paupon Farr: Vulcan sex with mustard.
Paw Farr: Vulcan sex in a dog house.
Peace and long life to DS9. Or at least long life ...
Permission to smash the lieutenant's head in, sir. * Worf
Phase 1 of the Borg conquest: Introduce the GST.
Phone Farr: the Vulcan (900) number for phone sex.
Picard and Crusher, noisy in his quarters.
Picard Burger: No sesame seeds on the bun.
Picard to bridge, where am I?
Picard to Lwaxana: "Not THAT kind of 'Engage'!"
Picard to Riker: "Now, about that horgon you wanted..."
Picard, adjusting his tunic.
Picard, when the tea is hot.
Picard/Riker'92! Leadership for The Next Generation!
Picard: Elvis? Who's that?
Picard: What's that smell? Worf: Apologies, Sir.
Pin Farr: Uh, never mind -- too graphic for G rated conference.
Pine Farr: Vulcan sex in the wilderness.
Please Captain not in front of the Klingons.
Please Captain, not in front uh de Klin'ons.
Please, Captain. Not in front of the Klingons. * Spock
Plum Farr: Vulcan sex using your thumbs.
Plum Farr: Vulcan sex while eating fruit.
Pogo Farr: Vulcan sex on a pogo stick.
Pogo Farr: Vulcan sex with a cartoon opossum.
Poker... Is that some kind of a game? * Riker
PomPom Farr: Vulcan sex with a cheerleader.
Ponch Farr: Vulcan Sex with Eric Estrada.
Poncho Farr: Vulcan sex through a hole in a blanket.
Pond farr: Vulcan sex in a hot tub.
Ponderosa Farr: Vulcan sex on "Bonanza".
Ponderous Farr: Vulcan sex with a fat person.
Ponds Farr: Vulcan sex w/ 1/3 moisturizing lotion.
Ponds Farr: Vulcan sex with 1/3 moisturizing cream.
Pone Farr: Vulcan sex after eating cornbread.
Pong Farr: Vulcan sex while playing table tennis.
Pontiac Farr: Vulcan sex in the back seat of a car.
Pontiff Farr: Vulcan sex with a clergyman.
Pontoon Farr: Vulcan sex on a boat.
Porn Farr: Vulcan sex captured on video tape.
Pound Farr: Overweight Vulcan sex.
Prawn Farr: Vulcan shrimp sex.
Prawn Farr: Vulcan shrimp!
PreFarr: Vulcan foreplay.
Prepare to be,like,totally assimilated,OK?�Buffy of Borg.
"Prepare to destroy the Borg! Ensign, upload Windows!"
Pretzel Farr: Not the missionary position Vulcan sex :)
Price Farr: Vulcan prostitution.
Price you name. Money I got. * McCoy
PRIME DIRECTIVE, MY A**! Phasers on maximum!
Prime Directive, My butt... set phasers to PUREE.
Print Farr: Vulcan pornography...
Program halted: Star Trek's on.
Prom Farr: Vulcan sex at a high school dance.
Prune Farr: well, this could be disgusting.... <g>
"Prune Juice.. A warriors drink!" Lt. Worf
Pub Farr: Vulcan sex in an English Tavern.
Puddy Tat's are iwelevent � Tweety of Borg.
Pug Farr: Vulcan sex in a boxing ring.
Pun Farr: Vulcan sex jokes.
Pun Farr: Vulcan sex while telling bad jokes.
Punch Farr: Vulcan S&M
Put it to the wall, Mr. LaForge. - Picard
Q + Lorna Bobbitt = O
Q - How can I prove I'm mortal? Worf - DIE!
Q is NOT an unemployed leprechaun with an attitude!!
Q QQq QqQQqq qq qQ q <--- Continuum family photo.
Q! I knew you were on my side all along! - Q in error.
Q-Tip: Advice from the Continuum. (For your ears only.)
qagh Poupon: Picard's favorite spread for rokeg blood pie!
Quadrotriticale....3.56 billion tribbles can't be wrong!
Quark to his brother, "I hear she goves really good ear."
Quark: "What can I do for you, Major?" Kira: "Get lost."
Quarks - - The CHEERS of the 24th century, and beyond...
Quite a motley crew you've assembled here, Benji. � Q
Real men don't set phasers on stun.
Reality is a crutch for those who can't handle Star Trek.
Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek.
Reality is for those who can't handle Star Trek.
Red ship crashes into blue ship - sailors marooned ....
Remember... * Spock
Rescue 911 = Kirk's Toupee - The Next Generation.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE... - The Borg.
Resistance is Illogical - Spockutis of Borg.
Riker stroking his beard.
Riker to Enterprise. Beam down Troi and a six-pack.
Riker to Troi : "Honey, I ARJed Data..."
Riker! Stop looking at Deanna's cleavage!
Riker's trombone backfires, creating a new universe.
Riker's trombone backfires, creating a tagline.
Riker, AKA "Number One." A spy for the Borg?
Riker, the Holodeck wasn't meant for *THAT*! - Picard
Riker, you weren't like this before the beard. * Q
Riker: "Data, your head is not an artifact!"
Roger Daltry of Borg: Hope I die before I'm assimilated.
Romulan ale no longer to be served at diplomatic function.
Romulan DOS: Cloaked command or file name.
Romulan natural death: An inability to live after being poisoned.
Romulan warbird FASA attacking sir...Fire the CANON!
Running is irrelevant. Border is irrelevant. � Taco Borg.
Rush LimBORG - all other opinions are irrelevant.
Rush LimBorg: Liberals are irrelevant!
S.T.A.N.D. B.A.C.K. Scotty STV
Saddle up, father! - Alexander, to Worf
Sarek, we're a part of each other. * Picard
"Say the secret word & be assimilated." Groucho of Borg.
Science fiction warps your mind. Engage warp factor 10.
Scott me up, Beamie. Er, uh...
Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim.
Scotty, alter our course to...Beta BETA III! - Wesley
Scotty, beam me to the Bahamas.
Scotty, beam us aboard!" "Aye sir ... will a 2x4 do.
"Scotty, beam us aboard!" (2x4 drops from sky)
Scotty, how much longer until we can shift into Unix?
Scotty, I've fallen and I can't beam up!
Scotty, when the engines fail.
"Scotty. hurry. beam me" uragg^*�_� NO CARRIER.
Scotty: What is it? Data: It is... it is green.
Screw each and every prime directive.
Screw the Prime Directive! Send the Borg Windows.
Screw the Prime Directive...give the Borg a copy of Windows!
seaQuest is a result of another transporter malfunction.
Second star to the right and straight on till morning...
Security to 10 Forward. Worf's into the margaritas again.
Security to the Bridge!  Data is being formatted!
Security, confine Ensign @LN@ to the brig.
Security, get that floozy off my bridge. - Picard
See William Shatner and Avery Brooks on Deep Space 911!
Seinfeld of Borg: D'juh ever notice resistance is futile?
Send the Borg a copy of Windows. That'll REALLY slow 'em.
Sensors identify the device as a "Thigh Master", Captain.
Set Phasers on "Flashlight"
Set phasers on 'Discuss Reasonably'. - Picard
Set phasers on tickle!
Set phasers to extreme itching!
Set your Phasers on *Pur^[�^\e*
Shaka, when the walls fell. PeeWee, when the movie starts.
Shakka, when the sewers backed up.
Shatner when the wig fell.
She can't take much more of this Captain.
She can't take much more, she's gonna BLOW! - Scotty
She canna take anneh more, Cap'n!
She canna take much moor Captin...
She has wonderful muscles. � Chekov
She was married to me. She had to be patient. * Riker
She'll fly apart! **Fly her apart then! Capt. Sulu
She'll launch on time and she'll be ready! - Scotty
She's a gift - Wesley
She's a lady alright. Her name is "Enterprise." * Picard
She's alive Jim. Pass the Trojans!
She's ALIVE, Jim! Pass the Trojans!
She's dead, Jim, but still warm... Flip for it?
She's ready Jim; Lock and Load!
Shhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting Womulans.
Shut up, kid. - Guinan
Shut up, Spock! We're rescuing you! - McCoy
Silly Rabbit, Phasers are for kids...
Silver in color, very heavy - He's lead, Jim!
Simple... Just do this... <universe ends> * Wesley
"Sir! Klingons on the starboard bow!" "Well, scrape 'em off!"
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaki�2�O�:���b�� NO CARRIER
Sir, I MUST protest! I am *NOT* a merry man! - Worf
Sir, I've been meaning to dicuss these feelings. � Troi
Sir, sensors indicate Mr. Spock cut the cheese!
SirtisFarred: Vulcan sex w/ Troi :D
Sleeping alone???? � Q
Snorting wildly, Worf actually smells his own feet.
So I will play the role they would have me play. * Spock
So many Rikers to choose from.... � Troi
So what if you're a slug? It's your body I want! � Bashir
So, this is what you do in the bathroom, Jean-Luc. Q
Somebody got up on the wrong side this morning. � Riker
Somehow, I can't see myself doing it for money. � Geordi
Sorry ladies... Duty calls. * Riker
Sorry, Counselor, I don't take candy from strange women. - Wesley
Sorry, the Borg assimilated my mail packet.
Sounds like the God-damned Spanish Inquisition. * McCoy
Spock & Data: The Logical Choice.
SPOCK (At least the *tagline* is on-topic)
"Spock - about those 'colorful metaphors'..." - Kirk
Spock at Xmas: A pencil sharpener for my ears! Thanx, Jim.
'Spock fell into the DOOM PIT!' "Jim, I'm a doctor, not a forklift!"
Spock, quick, I smell tribbles!
Spock, you are such a putz!
Spock/Data 1996: The Logical Choice.
Spock? Why aren't you dead?
ST-TNG is being assimilated by the Neilsons Rating System.
ST: Deep Space Nine...coming to a TV set near you!
ST:TNG - To boldly go where TOS has gone before.
Star Trek batteries - they keep on going, and going ...
Star Trek DOS: Command or file name canna be found, sair!
Star Trek IX, The Wrath of Nintendo.
Star Trek Lives!
Star Trek VII, My god are we getting old.
"Star Trek VII: JFK" directed by Oliver Stone!
Star Trek XXVII - The Search for Shatner's Teeth.
Star Trek XXX: In Search of Geritol * Upcoming movie.
Star Trek, the Best Possible Future of Man.
Star Trek: Deep Space 90210 - The Academy Years.
Star Trek: The Geritol Generation * Upcoming TV series.
Star Truck II - The Wrath of Nissan.
Starfleet Academy has a drama department?
Starfleet Order #32: Always flip for oncoming ships.
Starfleet Security: The Few. The Proud. The Expendable.
Starship captains DO IT with enterprise.
Starship go >>BOOM<<
STARTUP.CMD: IF EXIST C:\WINDOWS KILLDIR C:\WINDOWS /Y
STEEL BELTED TROJANS - For the ACTIVE Klingon Male * DS9 Ad.
Still going! Nothing outlasts Data..he keeps going and going...
Stop censorship now, before it stops you!
Stop smirking Number One.
Stress- n. Doing a tight 180-degree U-turn at Warp 9.5.
Such grudges. Give us a kiss, Worf. - Q
Suicide Words : Hey there, turtle headed Klingon dude!
Sulu, fencing on the bridge.
Surak,Saavik,Sybok,Spock,Sarek,Stonn,Sonak, etc.
Sure, Patrick, but will the pontiac do warp 9?
Sure, you START with stealing only taglines, but then....
Suspicion poisons a friendship.
Swimming is too much like... bathing. * Worf
Sylvester of Borg: Birds are irrelevant.
Sylvester of Borg: Succotash is irrelevant.
Synthetic Scotch..........synthetic commanders. Scotty
T of Borg. I pity da foo dat resists me!
Take my @fn@......please - Data
Take my Worf......please - Data
Tasha and Data, when the bulkheads shook.
Tasha and I were... intimate. * Data
Tell her; I feel fine. * Spock
Tell him he's a pretty cat.  And a good cat - Data
Tennis is irrelevant - Bjorn Borg.
Terminator 3: Klingon female with PMS.
Terror, n: A female Klingon with PMS.
Terror: A female Klingon with PMS
Terrorized, adj: A Klingon whose wife has PMS.
Thank you. Alexander will not repeat this mistake.- Worf
That is impossible. My timing is digital. * Data
That one's ripped put on this red one � Kirk
That was setting #1. Anyone want to see setting #2? - Guinan
That will become clear very shortly. * Sela
That would not be an atypical Romulan ploy.
That's enough, Data!
That's how we get out... We're buying this place. * Riker
That's my cat, Quark. Isn't he charming?
That's no tagline! It's Odo!
That's not a tagline! It's Odo! � Sisko.
That's the nuttiest idea you've had, Counselor. � Geordi
That's wrong -- I do bite. * K'Ehleyr
The bird: a nest, the spider: a web, man: friendship.
The Borg - plastic surgery taken too far.
The Borg Are Back An' Theres Gonna Be Trouble Hey Na Hey.
The Borg are coming! Quick! Try and look useless!
The Borg are coming, try to look useless!
The Borg assimilated me, & all I got was this crummy T-shirt.
The Borg assimilated my planet: All I got was a T-shirt.
The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this lousy tagline.
The Borg Cable Co: The subscriber's wishes are irrelevant.
The Borg Empire: an Equal Opportunity Assimilator.
The Borg Express Card: Assimilation has its privileges.
The Borg have neither honor or courage.
The Borg is *everywhere*! ��"Riker"
THE BORG: Calm, Cool and Collective...
The Borg: Plastic surgery taken a bit too far. . .
The BorgMail echo is empty.
The chip's canna' take much more o'this, Captain.
The Computer is impressed with Data's hardware.
The Counselor and I will be indisposed today. � Riker
The dilithium UARTs won't take this baud rate much longer.
The dylithium crystals cannae handle it,Cap'n!
The Enterprise - Crewed entirely by Officers?
The final DOS version of Borg ... ClintonBorg!
"The God of lies?" -Vash "They meant it affectionately." -Q
(The guy turns around - it's WESLEY!)
The hell with the prime directive, let's kill something.
The L.A. Riots of 1992: Shakka, when the malls fell.
The Last Borg Scout - Starring Patrick Stewart as Locutus.
The Matt Decker Award for over acting.
The name is Borg, James Borg. Gin is irrelevant.
The non-violent Star Trek: Set phasers on tickle.
The offspring of a tribble and Ross Perot: #*@
The safety of the Enterprise is of Parmount importance. - Picard
The Star Trek Express Card: Don't leave orbit without it.
The Swedish Chef has been assimilated. "Borg borg borg!"
The UART's will'na take this speed Cap'n.
The UART's won't take this speed, Captain.
The worst thing about censorship is ����������.
"Then go to her door and beg like a human." - Worf
There are *FOUR* lights! Picard
There are times when I long for a Klingon woman. � Worf
There is a multi- legged creature on your shoulder-Spock
There is no weather sir, we're on a ship. - Riker
There may be a correlation between humor and sex � Data
There once was a woman from Venus . . . --Data
"There's a Pakled born every minute." - P.T. LaForge.
There's more planes in the ocean than ships in the sky!
There's no intelligent life here Scotty - Beam me up.
"There..are..FOUR...Lights!!" - Picard
These are serious charges. Spock STV
These are the voyages ... No, they're not � DS9 opening.
These are the voyages of other aliens visiting us * DS9
They make love at the drop of a hat. Any hat. - Geordi
They turned me into a Borg. A Borg? Well, I got better.
Thinking quickly Spock opens a can of peas with his ears.
"This hat's not big enough for both of us" - Guinan
This is an airlock, allow me to demonstrate - Worf
This is an SOS Call from the mining ship Red Dwarf.
THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE!! * Khan.
This is hopeless. Fighting would be preferable. - Worf
This is more of that Klingon crap, isn't it? - Alexander
This is the android that I respect in battle. * Sela
This isn't reality... this is fantasy! Uhura.
This Old Starship - with your host, Montgomery Scott...
This photocopier is still not functioning - Picard
This score just in - Deep Space 9, Babylon 5.
This starship brakes for black holes.
This tagline is really Constable Odo...
This uniform doesn't fit and you know it. * Ensign Ro.
Thousands of journeys have a start but no end.
Three jacks for the handsome young Ensign. * Deanna
Tigger of Borg: Assimilatin' is what Tiggers do best!
Time is a luxury you don't have. * Khan.
Time travel gives me nosebleeds. - LaForge.
TNG Computer: Run TROI in I AM DEATH INCARNATE mode. * Barclay
TNG* Sensors identify the device as a "Thigh Master", Captain.
To baldly go where no on has gone before : Picard
To baldly go where no one has gone before : Picard
To Borg or not to Borg, the question is irrelevent!
To die is bad, but to lose my sense of humor...? * Riker
To HELL with the Prime Directive...FIRE!
To hell with the speed limit! Warp 9, Mr. Data! Engage!!
To poldly bow air mobius gumby four: Trek on novocaine.
To transport or not to transport that is the question - Shake'Obrien.
TOS,TAS,TMP,TWOK,TSFS,TVH,TNG,TFF,TUC,DS9,????
Tracey of Borg: reposting is futile. You'll be moderated.
Tractor beams are my specialty. * Wesley
Transporter room, beam that tagline up immediately!
Transwarp drive in 5 4 3 2 1...<cough> <sputter> <clunk>
Trek Classic - it's the real thing.
Trek Classic - Who Needs Another Generation?
Trek credo #5: Enemy aliens don't get snappy comebacks!
Trek excuse #1: The Prime Directive clearly forbids it!
Trekkers do it on impulse.
Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym.
Trekkies DO IT at high warp speed.
Trekkies of the world, get a life.
Tribble math: * + Grain = ***********
Tribble meets Ford at 65Mph -> ____
Tribble? I got your tribble, right here!  <SMASH> _ <G>
Tribbles - $5.00 for all you can pile on top of you.
TRIBBLES IMITATING ANTS.********************************
"Tribbles who love Klingons", on the next Oprah!
Trill Burger: Try one, you'll feel like a new person!
Troi and Polaroid, the pictures developing.
Troi Burger: Double decker!
Troi of Borg: And how did assimilation make you feel?
(Troi standing behind Worf) "Captain, I feel ... Worf!"
TROI: I feel pain, GREAT pain! ... RIKER: Glad you liked it!
Troi: I feel.....The BURN!!!! I sense smoke......
Troi: She's not just window dressing any more...
"Try a high-powered sonic shower" - Dax " I did." - Bashir
Two Betazoids walk into a bar, one says "I'll have the same.
Uhura, any word from mainframe command?
Uhura, when the communicator beeps.
UHURA: Transmission jammed at the source, Sir.
"Umm-Hmm... And what does *this* do, Mr Woof?" 'BLEEP!'
Unable to locate TEAEARLGREY.HOT - Enterprise halted!
Unfortunately, it'll be a shotgun wedding. * Riker
"Up yer shaft." - Capt. Montgomery Scott.
Vamoose, ya little varmint! � Data
Very funny Scotty - now beam up my clothes!
Very unfortunate. We will be dead. � Worf
Victor Borg: Pianos are irrelevant.
Vulcan DOS: Illogical command or file name.
Vulcan Science Academy Dropout.
Vulcans believe peace should not depend on force.
Vulcans do it with their fingers.
Vulcans do not approve of violence.
Vulcans NEVER bluff - - Spock
Vulcans worship peace above all.
Wa*r*nin*g,* T*ri*bb*l*es a*r*e* e*v*er*ywh*e*r*
Waiter, there are monsters in my transporter * Barclay
Walk softly and carry a fully charged PHASER!
Warning: Klingon sex rituals are hazardous to your health.
Warp 5 -- It's a law we can live with.
Warp 5 ... engage. No, no, Mr. Data, more clutch!
Warp 5, Mr. Sulu. No, more clutch!
Warp 9? I kinna do it, Captain-The modems will overheat!
Was Tasha Yar the Enterprise's expert on Data entry?
We am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
We are Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon is irrelevant.
We are FORMAT of Borg. Your hard drive is assimilated...
We are not Borg, we are DEVO!
"We are OUT of penicillin, Commander!" * Dr. Crusher
We are Pakled of Borg. We look for irrelevance.
We are the Rolling Borg. We can't get no assimilation.
We assimilate, therefore we are. Descartes of Borg.
We don't have to like each other. � Riker
We have engaged the Borg. The wedding is Sunday!
We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday.
We hit another movie! - Ensign Loser.
We look for taglines. To make us laugh. � Pakled of RIME
We look for things to make you mad. - Pakled Q
We Rikers are an ornery bunch. * Riker
We secretly replaced the dilithium crystals with Folgers crystals.
We secretly replaced their coffee with dilithium crystals.
We will crush them with the screams of toddlers - Wesley
We will not assimilate you..IF you can spell 'assimilate'
We'll pivot at warp 2 and bring all tubes to bear, Mr. Sulu
We'll try to keep the dog off your lawn. � Sisko.
We're about to be hit by a ship in 34 seconds....O
We're lost, but we're making good time.... - Sulu
We've no Warp, Captain! .. We're out of spare spark plugs.
Welcome to YATIsville, where continuity is a moral sin.
Well now you have something new to think about. * Kirk
Well well - in for your shots again, Commander? � Beverly.
Well, I missed you too. � K'Ehleyr
Wesley & AmeEx junk mail? Are they one and the same?!
Wesley Crusher, please report to airlock 5!
Wesley Eugene Roddenberry, Sr. 8/19/21 - 10/24/91
Wesley! Yes Sir? Get OFF my bridge!
Wesley's temper tantrum: "I want a new universe for Xmas"
Wesley, go clean out the photon torpedo tube * Picard
Wesley, have you ever seen any ... gladiator movies?
What are they doing to my ship now? * Picard
What are you out of your Vulcan mind?
What do you mean, my new command is a garbage scow?? � Riker
What DOES God need with a Starship? - Kirk
What does it mean "Exact Change"? * Spock
What does Worf need with a Starship..er..woman.
"What happened to your HAIR?" - Boothby to Picard
What man doesn't like to stare once in a while? � O'Brien
What we need is a climbing song. * Picard
WHAT!? I'm missing Star Trek`���%%(�@!~~%!# NO CARRIER
"What's 'e matter w' that thing?" - Scotty
What's up, Doc? - Ensign Bugs to Crusher
What, are you out of your Vulcan mind?
When I get bored, I beam myself back and forth. � O'Brien.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Riker! � Bashir
When I left this ship. It was in one piece. * Picard
When in Rome, eh? * Riker
When is there going to be a ST:TNG motion picture? Huh?
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
Whenever the Canon is fired,it shoots out a YATI
Where are Deep Space 1,2,3,4,5,6,7, and 8?
Where are the cowboys? I was promised cowboys! � Bashir
WherE Did KLingonS leArn to CapitaLize?
Which of these would look best on me naked? * Lwaxanna
White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.
Who would send a probe to talk to a whale? * McCoy
"Who's been holding up the damn elevator?" - McCoy
"Who's that trip-trapping on my bridge!!??" - Picard
Why Ask Why? Try Borg Dry.
Why does everyone keep bringing me chocolates? - Troi
Why don't the other cadets like me??? * Wesley
Will the real Cmd. Riker please Stand up.
Will, I picked this uniform just for you. � Troi [naked]
Will, what the hell are you still doing here? * Picard
Will, you always seem to be after my job - Picard
With all due respect....BEGONE! Sir. � Worf
"With mint frosting!" � Worf
Worf becomes anrgy at the thought of brushing his teeth.
Worf Burger: You'll get it our way and LIKE it!
Worf hides for days knowing his bumps have gone flat.
Worf! Still struggling up the evolutionary ladder? - Q
Worf, "Screw the prive directive. Give the Borg Windows."
Worf, Eat any good books lately?
Worf, fire at Will! Oh, it's Henry! Fire at Henry!
Worf, fire! <Worf runs in with fire extinguisher>
Worf, I'm your wife in this universe. - Lwaxanna
Worf, you look like the inertial dampeners failed.
Worf... The big guy that never smiles. * Beverly.
Worf: "Shields failing!" Picard: "Give 'em more homework"
Worf: I don't steal taglines - I replicate them.
"Would you please continue the petty bickering?" - Data
Wow.. is EVERYONE from Betazed like HER?
Wrappers Are Futile. Chocolate Will Be Assimilated.
Yes Captain, we have entered the Q(edit) Continuum.
YO! Picard! That just ain't logical! - S'talone of Vulca.
Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant! � Daffy Duck of Borg.
You are dilated to 10 cm. You may now give birth. - Worf
You are finished, Data. * Picard
You could have easily been right. * Deanna
You do *what* on this holodeck? * Scotty
You don't know what it's like in our universe! ��"Riker"
You green blooded, inhuman...* McCoy
You have the bridge, Number One--I have to go number two!
"You hit me! Picard never hit me." "I'm NOT Picard!"
You in the red uniform, see what that noise is - Kirk
You Klingon sons, you've killed my bastard... no, wait..
You knew about this and didn't say anything? * Vash.
You lied. * Saavik | I exaggerated. * Spock
You need to relax, Dax. Take a chill pill, Trill!
You really piss me off Jim. - McCoy
You seem vaguely mammalian. Wanna go out? � Bashir
You should presently be able to deal from a full deck.
You show me your tribble, I'll show you my Regulan blood worm!
You showed admirable restraint for one so small. � Worf
"You summoned me, Captain?" asked T. Earl Grey, hotly.
You want me to take off your head? * Riker
You wanted to make law... Make it a good one. * Picard
You Will Be Assimilated - but don't take it personally.
You will be assimilated... during dinner. - Bates of Borg.
You will use Windows. Resistance is Futile. � Borg.
You'd be surprised how far a hug goes. * Riker
You're a droid; and I'm annoyed. * Guinan
You're as beautiful as I'd imagined...and more. -LaForge.
You're dead, Jim.
You're dead, this is the afterlife -- and I'm God. - Q
You're listening to KPLA, Klingon radio: All glory, all the time!
You're old when you forget how to start your rocking chair.
You're one to tell me what I can and can't sense. � Troi
You're only human. * Q
You're right. I don't trust you. * Deanna
You're saying our computer was day dreaming? * Riker
Your alien images again shock us! Daemon Tar.
Your captain has nice legs. * Lwaxanna
Your income is being assimilated � Clinton of Borg.
Your life, as it has been, is over. ��Locutus of Borg.
Your logic was impeccable, Captain. We are in grave danger.
Your lucky star imploded into a black hole. - Ziggy.
Your mother handled dead animal flesh!!? - Keiko to O'Brien
Your name...is Jim. - No, its Hooker! - Dumb Vulcan!
Your past is my future. It hasn't been written yet * Picard
Your tagline has been assimilated. - BorgReader.
Zetar, when the lights went out.
*\\ *\\ *\\ <- Tribbles Going Skiing.
*^ *^ <- Tribbles Praying.
-|--*-- <-Tribble after a sword fight.
*}- <- Tribble Olympics: Archery.
*� �* <- dueling tribbles.
*� <- Grandpa Tribble with his cane.
*� *� <- Tribbles Snorkelling.