Finally!!! The Solution to LSL!
                ----By Phil--10/15/87----------

   I decicate this file to J.K. for spending endless hours trying to 
   solve this wonderfull adult text adventure..Also to Gene And 
   Dogbreath for giving me the hints that got me to solve this...

Ok, Heres Goes..Its rather Wordy...walk into bar,sit on stool,get whiskey,
get up, go to the back into the room and give whiskey to bum, he gives you a
remote controller,goto to bathroom and read walls,(ken sent me) will appear
after doing that three times. get ring from sink, leave bathroom, get rose
thats on table as you walk out, accross from the bum,leave bar,(OK), heres
where its going to get wordy.. get taxi(just say taxi),goto hotel,dont
forget to pay driver,go inside hotel, goto blackjack table,type sit, bet
20.00,Save game when you win,keep playing till you get 230.00-250.00,then
quit.. Goto Ashtray,get disco pass card,get taxi,goto disco,give pass to
person in front,go sit with the girl, look at her,give her rose & ring,
Dance with her and leave,go left to quickmart, bum will ask you for some
wine, give it to him, and he gives you knife. enter quickmart , get wine
and get rubber from counter,get taxi, goto bar,walk to door, knock,when they
ask for pw type Ken Sent me,turn on tv with remote controller, change
channels a bunch of times, till the bum comes over and watches, then you can
go upstairs, walk up to bed, undress,wear rubber,get in bed,fuck,remove rubber
get candy on table,open window, go to left to fall to dumpster,get hammer,get
out of garbage, go to the front of the bar,get taxi,goto hotel,play black-
jack again,same rules as before applies,get taxi,goto disco,give candy & money
to girl,goto hotel,then move the direction right to the wedding chapel,marry
girl,goto hotel, get 150.00 more dollars,goto 4th floor,knock on door with
hearts on it,turn on radio,get cab,go disco,go quikmart,dial phone,555-8039,
order wine,send it honeymoon suite,get cab,get apple from person for 1.00,
goto 4th floor, knock,get in bed,pour wine,fuck,she will tie you up, open knife
get rope,goto hotel get 250.00,bet 10.00 1st time,goto bar,go up stairs again
through the secret door where you fucked the girl before,go up on balcony,
goto the right,tie rope to rail,tie rope to larry,lean over, break window,
get pills, goto fire escape,untie rope,goto hotel goto 8th floor,look girl,
give pills to girl,press button when she moves,get in elevator,goto penthouse
goto into right rear and to the right,open closet door,get doll,follow doll,
then just follow it out to the hot tub, give her apple,then the rest is auto-
matic...not bad eh...