"WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE."
(STROTHER MARTIN)
"IDEAS WON'T KEEP; SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT THEM."
(ALFRED NORTH WHITEHEAD)
"TEACHING IS NOT A LOST ART, BUT THE REGARD FOR IT IS A LOST TRADITION"
(BARZUN)
"MACHINES HAVE LESS PROBLEMS.  I'D LIKE TO BE A MACHINE."
(ANDY WARHOL)
"IF IT WAS EASY, IT WOULDN'T BE ANY FUN."
(BRUCE EGAN)
"YOU CAN DROWN IN THE SEA OF OPPORTUNITY."
(JERRY BELL)
"EXCUSE ME, SIR, DO YOU HAVE ANY USER-FRIENDLY SALES REPS?"
(MICHAEL DOONESBURY)
"I HAVE NEVER LET MY SCHOOLING INTERFERE WITH MY EDUCATION."
(MARK TWAIN)
"EVERYBODY IS IGNORANT, ONLY ON DIFFERENT SUBJECTS."
(WILL ROGERS)
"IF YOU THINK EDUCATION IS EXPENSIVE - TRY IGNORANCE."
(DEREK BOK)
"LEARN AS MUCH BY WRITING AS BY READING."
(LORD ACTON)
"DON'T DESPAIR OF A STUDENT IF HE HAS ONE CLEAR IDEA."
(NATHANIEL EMMONS)
"BE A PIANIST, NOT A PIANO."
(A.R. ORAGE)
"KNOWLEDGE DOES NOT KEEP ANY BETTER THAN FISH."
(A.N. WHITEHEAD)
"SCIENCE WITHOUT CONSCIENCE IS BUT DEATH TO THE SOUL."
(MONTAIGNE)
"STUDENTS, WHATEVER THEIR AGE, ARE RARELY YOUNG."
(BULWER)
"I AM AFRAID OF NOTHING, EXCEPT BEING BORED."
(GRETA GARBO)
"MR. BABCOCK, KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!"
(ROSALIND RUSSELL)
"(EDUCATION IS) HANGING AROUND UNTIL YOU'VE CAUGHT ON."
(ROBERT FROST)
"I WANT TO BE A PUBLIC RELATIONS MAN, NOT A PIMP."
(JACK LEMMON)
"DEEP DOUBTS, DEEP WISDOM; SMALL DOUBTS, LITTLE WISDOM."
(CHINESE PROVERB)
"DECISION IS ONE OF THE DUTIES OF STRENGTH."
(H.G. WELLS)
"WEAR THE OLD COAT AND BUY THE NEW BOOK."
(AUSTIN PHELPS)
"WHY NOT GO OUT ON A LIMB? ISN'T THAT WHERE THE FRUIT IS?"
(FRANK SCULLY)
"TO ACCOMPLISH GREAT THINGS, WE MUST DREAM AS WELL AS ACT."
(ANATOLE FRANCE)
"TO KNOW THE ROAD AHEAD, ASK THOSE COMING BACK."
"GET THE FACTS FIRST.  YOU CAN DISTORT THEM LATER."
"IF THERE IS NO WIND, ROW."
(LATIN PROVERB)
"SEIZE OPPORTUNITY BY THE BEARD, FOR IT IS BALD BEHIND."
(BULGARIAN PROVERB)
"IF YOU WOULD CREATE SOMETHING, YOU MUST BE SOMETHING."
(GOETHE)