The Cat's Out of The Bag!



                        copyright 1995  by *Stanley

           The twenty pound black and white furry Windows expert!
                    Bob Miller's Stanley Does Windows

 Dear Stanley,

 I'm confused.  How much memory do I really need for Windows 95?


 Dear Confused,

 Microsoft says that you need a 386 DX machine with 4 megs of ram (and
 some people have been known to use an SX).  In reality, such a machine is
 so slow as to be unbearable.  The minimum real system is a 486DX2-66 with
 8 megs of ram but 16 megs is better.


 Dear Stanley,

 I'm going to be upgrading to Windows 95.  Will my copy of WinWord 6.0
 still work?

 Puzzled


 Dear Puzzled,

 Yes but WinWord 7.0 either as a stand alone or as part of Office 95,  is
 far better.  I’m using it and I love it almost as much as tuna fish.


 Dear Stanley,

 I am still using a CP/M machine with 64 KB of ram and I am having
 difficulty getting programs for it.  I see all these new programs for
 something called Windows 96 or some such.  Can I run that on my machine?

 Old Timer


 Dear Old (and you are),

 Not unless you get the add on for CP/M users.  This file is available
 from the international CP/M support board  in Ulan Batur, Mongolia.   The
 file is 123,421 MB in size  but unlimited downloads are available to
 first time callers after just filling out the twelve page questionnaire
 -- in Mongolian, of course.  The Board has two of the newest, state of
 the art modems.  One is a 110 baud and the other a blazing 300 baud. The
 first 200 downloaders will receive a chance to win a fur lined bathtub
 trimmed with barbed wire and filled with 200 pounds of rancid yak butter.

 This is also the support board for Turbo Edlin for Windows 95 and all 173
 patch files can be obtained here.  Good hunting!

 Purrfectly yours,
 Stanley

 Bob Miller really does have a Stanley!  Stanley is a very computer
 literate cat who has been generously providing advice to his large world
 of computer users. He has been recently nominated to that most sought
 after award The Microsoft Magnificent Mousekiller Mission. The prize is a
 litter box filled with the most recent IBM offering- Warp bundled and
 shredded with Lotus Notes!


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