Subj: An Outside Look Inside         


    Its been a couple of weeks since my last prattling. I had a chance
to store up some ideas and mud to sling at the "candidates" for
President. Some other farcical political correct ideologies floating
around this city need a rebuttal from someone not living the high life
of luxury.
    General Powell. Why is this man so popular? In an editorial in the
local paper a week or so ago, it was stated that "A man doesn't get to
be on the Joint Chiefs without a political astuteness"(My Paraphrasing).
How can people blindly and feverishly support his candidacy. Hey he has
as much right to run for president as one of the Homeless Veterans
populating the streets of America. Truthfully, they might make a better
candidate and President. I saw part of the interview on TV. This man
might have a great military mind and tactical skills, but he refuses to
allow his personal beliefs to "interfere with his policies". A man who
grew up in Harlem should know what the effects of personal
irresponsibility weigh on the family. A few of his opinions. Abortion,
Gun Control.
    He is "personally opposed" to abortion but feels it should be the
choice of the mother. Hey Colin where does the Biological father fit in.
Or is more politically correct to refer to all males providing the seeds
necessary for fertilization as "Sperm Donors"? Mr Powell you don't
believe a damn thing you are campaigning about. Gun Control. Mr Powell
owns weapons but believes in a waiting period for handguns. Mr Powell,
You can go to the local K-Mart or Walmart and buy all the items needed
to blow someone's ass to the promised land without anyone batting an
eyelash at you. Are you so spineless as to want to sit on the fence post
in hopes of attracting votes. Please if you do continue your quest for
the Potty of Power, please do it for someone else and leave the
Republican Party alone. We have a chance to correct thirty years of
waste and mismanagement. It will take strong backbone and personal
convictions to straighten things out before this Country bankrupts
itself. It is bad enough that it is well on its way to becoming morally
bankrupt. Sex belongs in the home and not in schools. For years the
Homosexual advocacy groups screamed "Get the government out of our
bedrooms." I am screaming back "You want the government out of your
bedroom? Then keep your bedroom out of the Classroom!" People not
accepting the consequences of their actions claiming to be victims and
demanding the government support them.
    I am on Social Security Disability for several things. But get this
straight, I want to work, If I could do so at my previous skill level, I
would. I have started a small business with my money and hope to be self
sufficient soon. I could have stayed dwelling in my bucket of oozing
self pity and continued drowning my sorrows. I Didn't. The ideals of
picking yourself up by the boot straps and starting again are the
ideals that built this country's industrial giants. Many a Fortune 500
company has started in garages or basements by people sick of the
mindless back stabbing and butt licking bureaucracy that is prevalent in
todays companies.
    Two Republican Candidates have been carrying on a cat fight
recently. I am real tempted to send both of them a pacifier, some
diapers, and a couple boxes of Midol. President Clinton wants to have
the Internet in classrooms by the year 2000. The largest source of
Child Porn and other disgusting matter? Yeah Right! Get real Mr.
Clinton. I have read the Humanist Manifesto. You and your wife put on
airs of a respectable southern church going family. Well Sir, your
policies are entrenched in Humanism. Humanism is founded on the belief
that man controls his own destiny and that there is no higher
authority. You can't have both. You claim to be a Christian. Well Sir
you have been taken to task by some members of the clergy in this
country, and I suggest you start listening to them.
    The WGIR-FM "Bridge of Beefcake" deserves some serious thumbs up.
If I resembled beefcake more than cheesecake, I would be in attendance.
Baxter was right when he said there was a righteous double standard.
Why can't they have a line of gorgeous city beauties dressed in
leathers or any other garb they desire line up and be voted on. For one
thing, the Lorena Bobbit worshipping feminists would have him drawn and
quartered. Why can women check out men with no accusations of
harassment, yet the opposite would bring charges against him? If I ever
got some whistles or comments, my mis aligned jaw would hit the
pavement. I don't know of any man alive whose ego would refuse such
attention. I should be sending these females who don't want their own
femininity noticed, the afore mentioned Pampers, Pacifiers, and most
needed boxes of Midol.
                                                 William H Ford
                                                 September 28, 1995