MacroWare Software Concept

    MacroWare Software is the creation of the immortal MacroMan.  If
    you do not believe that I, MacroMan, am immortal all I can say is
    for you to try and prove otherwise.  MacroWare Software is
    basically based on the distribution concept that some idiot will
    download our software and will upload it to other BBS's for
    download credit.  In this way MacroWare Software's distribution
    costs are kept to a minimum.  With these low distribution costs
    we do not have to rely upon registrations to support our software
    company which leaves us more time to dedicate to bringing you the
    user, top of the line software.  We here at MacroWare are
    dedicated to bringing you the software user the most
    entertaining software that money can't buy.  Our software is
    usually completely useless other than you may get a few laughs
    out of it every once in a while and what the hell it probably
    got you some download credit somewhere.  So if you find this
    MacroWare Software even somewhat entertaining or you just have
    some extra cash to blow you can send us money because what the
    hell, you don't need the money corrupting your life.  And if you
    believe that, maybe you'll also believe that I need $1 million or 
    God will strike me down.  So next time you try out the newest 
    MacroWare Software remember our motto, "We'll Distribute Anything."