
 ^ = his/her    & = His/Her
 @ = him/her    # = he/she     % = He/She

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You hit @, but # pulls out a vial of antidote and drinks it!
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And cannot pierce ^ leather armor!
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But # is wearing a neck brace!
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% deflects it with a shield!
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But #'s wearing a bulletproof vest!
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But #'s wearing a very comfy flame-retardant suit!
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% launches an ABM, destroying the grenade mid-flight!
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& laser vest absorbs the hit and flashes brightly!
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But ^ shock suit turns the waves into pleasant vibrations!
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But ^ molecular stabilizer neutralizes it, making @ all tingly!
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    & nuclear shielding protects @, increasing your risk of cancer!
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    But # pulls out a syringe and injects @self with antibodies!
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