INDEX            Description
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00index.txt	This file.
00readme.txt    Short description and usage info.
00sample.txt    Sample output for each file.
kibo.exe        A text filter for randomly inserting a the word slack.
biffa.exe       A dirty cockney filter -- R rated.
finn.exe        Translates into broken Finn-glish.
chef.exe        The Encheferiser -- Swedish Chef Translator.
drawl.exe       English<->Texan translator.
fudd.exe        Elmer Fudd (I think).
jive.exe        Jive text filter.
ken.exe         Another cockney text filter -- G rated vesion
kraut.exe       A pseudo-German text filter
WareZ.exe       Win friends and influence people -- Write like a Warez dude.
newspeak.exe    Translates English into Newspeak -- Hail Big Brother.
spew.exe        Creates National Enquirer Type headlines.
headline        required for spew -- Can be edited to update celebs, etc,
taxlaw.exe      Generates random taxlaws -- start your own country.
belief.exe      Computer Generated Religion.
ddate.exe       Displays the date in discordian format -- Hail Eris.

The source code for this distribution is contained in the src\filter 
directories:   (the .prj files were used to compile these programs with 
Project Manager V1.04 for EMX)



Cary Renquist             crenquis@goldengate.net
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If you like this stuff, please think of me as you
partake joyously of a hot dog bun.