Examples:

[114] % kibo <norton
The Emperor Norton Utilities is a slack of programs of slack
Eristic, Slackful or just downright slack slack. These programs
may be found anywhere; on a FTP site, on your shelf, perhaps even having
spontaneously formed on slack unformatted disk.

[115] % biffa <norton
The f--kin' Emperor Norton Utilities is a collection a'programs a'an
Eristic, f--k, Slackful or just downreyt bizarre nature. These programs
may be fernd onny f--kin'where;'an a FTP site, f--k, on y' shelf, f--k, 
perhaps even having spontaneersly formed'an an unformatted disk.
*	cleaned up.

[116] % finn <norton
The Emperor Norton Utilities does be a collection of programs of an
Eristic, Slakkful or just downright bizarre nature. These programs
may being found anywhere; onto a FTP site, onto the of you shelf, perhaps 
even having spontaneously formed onto an unformated disk.

[117] % chef <norton
Zee Imperur Nurtun Uteelities is a cullecshun ooff prugrems ooff un
Ireestic, Sleckffool oor joost doonreeght beezerre-a netoore-a. Zeese-a 
prugrems mey be-a fuoond unyvhere-a; oon a FTP seete-a, oon yuoor shelff, 
perheps ifee hefeeng spuntuneuoosly furmed oon un unffurmetted deesk.
Bork Bork Bork!

[118] % drawl <norton
The Emperor Norton Utilities izza collection uh programs uh an
Eristic, Slackful or gist downright bizarre nature. These programs
may be found anywhare; on uh FTP site, on chur shaylf, perhaps even having
spontaneously formed on an unformatted disk.

[119] % fudd <norton
De Empewow Nowton Utiwities is a cowwection of pwogwams of an
Ewistic, Swackfuw ow just downwight bizawwe natuwe. Dese pwogwams
may be found anywhewe; on a FTP site, on youw shewf, pewhaps even having
spontaneouswy fowmed on an unfowmatted disk.

[120] % jive <norton
De Empuh'o' No'ton Utilities be a collecshun uh  honky codes uh an
Eristic, Slackful o' plum waaay downright bizarre nature.  What it is, Mama! 
Dese honky codes may be found anywhere; on some FTP site, on yo' shelf, puh'haps 
even havin' spontaneously fo'med on an unfo'matted disk.

[121] % ken <norton
The Emperor Norton Utilities is a collection of programs of an
Eristic, Slackful or just downright bizarre nature. These programs
may be found anywere; on a FTP site, on yer shelf, perhaps even 'aving
spontaneously formed on an unformatted disk.

[122] % kraut <norton
Ze Emperor Norton Utilities ist a kollection uff programs uff an
Eristic, Slackful or chust downright bizarre nature. Zese programs
may be found anyvere; on a FTP site, on your schelf, perhaps efen hafingkt
spontaneously formed on an unformatted disk.

[123] % warez <norton
The EMP3ROR Norton UT1L1T13$ i$ A collection OF programs OF an
ERI$T1C, Slac]<ful OR just DOWNRIGHT bizarre NATUR3. The$e PR0GRAM$
may BE found ANYWH3R3; on A FTP $1T3, on YOUR shelf, P3RHAP$ even HA\/1NG
spontaneously F0RM3D on AN unformatted DI$]<.

                Pleaz Po$T s0me Kew1 WareZ Doodz.

[124] % newspeak <norton
The Emperor Norton Utilities is a collection of programs of an
Eristwise, Slackful or just downright bizarre nature. These programs
may be found anywhere; on a FTP site, on your shelf, perhaps even having
spontaneouswise formed on an unformatted disk.

Hail Big Brother!

[125] % spew
Jane Fonda Files Paternity Suit Against Liz Taylor -- Claiming Sex Change.

[126] % taxlaw 1
An appropriate overpayment states a seperate tax (See sect. &50,
para. 361) although the pension and annuity income figures this
research and development credit because this investment credit for this
second house-hold credit multiplies each trust as an accumulation
distribution credit being joined together with that addition ends each
exemption while the family adjustment distributes that real property tax
credit inasmuch as this simple exclusion by an amended return being
facilitated by each third depletion which exempts this solar and wind energy
credit until it develops a beneficiary for the simple reason that that
new business investment outside the unusable maximum tax on personal
service income along each nonresident basis makes that business income.

[127] % belief
The Hari Protestant Elder Council insists that an inscription found
on the basement wall in the Temple of Karnak is an insult to Richard
Simmons, and argues that if we are true and faithful servants, only
the born-again will actually enjoy martyrdom.

[128] % ddate
Today is Sweetmorn, the 22nd day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3162
675 days til X-Day      Keep the Lasagna flying!