Computer-generated religion is not new -- we've been using it
to help us develop our beliefs for years. For example:

% belief
The Christian Taoist Lodge denies that Cher's secret tattoo encodes
the personal opinions of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, but insists
that after the second coming we should beware purgatory.

% belief
The Northern Confucianist Horde rejects the notion that a mysterious
pattern of cat box scratchings has been misunderstood by Randy, the
patron saint of Big Pickup Trucks, but refutes that soon only the
chosen people will experience Slack

To generate YOUR own belief...
Just type belief

Once again, more SubG keywords were included -- should be able
to qualify for a nice smilin' Bob SubG-Inside sticker.
--Cary