RUBY'S PEARLS PAPERLESS ELECMAG                

                     Volume 63, December, 1996

     ISSN NO: 1079-6673; Int. Serial Ref. Control No.: A0019982  
  
  *  It's the Stupid Economy of Christmas, Stupid.
     A Ruby D. Begonia Column ............... by Del Freeman

  *  Toy Story
     An editorial opinion ................... by Del Freeman

  *  The Tongueless ......................... by Paul A. Toth

  *  Ma Bell and Me ......................... by B. J. Higgs

  *  Why Bubba Was Asked to Leave the First Baptist Church
     ........................................ by Franchot Lewis

  *  Cryptozoology .......................... by Michael Hahn

  *  Martin and Clarice ..................... by Colin Dale

Ruby's Truck Stop: 
 
     *  E-freakin Gad, Ruby Does the News
     *  OJ? It's deja vu all over again. Again.
     *  Game Show Gala
     *  Ruby Does the Bad News