The Anti-Microsoft Public License

Written by "mailto:rune@oslohd.no" Rune Jacobsen
Version 1.0, September 6th, 1995

1. Who this document concerns.

If you presently are, or in any previous part of your life have been an employee of
or in any other way affiliated with Microsoft Corporation (hereafter called "Microsoft"),
in any part of the world, or you are a member of the Microsoft User Group or similar,
you are affected by this licence. This is also the case if you are related to someone
who is affected by the above conditions.

2. Your duties when you are affected by this licence.

When you encounter any software or ANY other digital product referring to this license
(hereafter refered to as "the product"), you have to do the following BEFORE you can
continue to use the software or use the digital product in any way, as the author intended
or not:

Obtain the address of the author of the product. (Regular mail)
Write a letter to the author of the product, explaining that you are affected by the
    Anti-Microsoft Public License, and you wish to obtain a license for the use of the
    product in question.
Include with the letter the equivalent of 150 American Dollars (Exchange rate per
    September 6th 1995) in the local currency of the author of the product. The money shall
    be included in such a way that the author will not have to use any money to release
    the money from a bank/postal office or other.

When you have sent this letter to the author, wait for him to return you the license in any
way he finds suitable.

3. What you are allowed to do when you have obtained the licence.

When you have recieved the licence from the author of the product, your rights in using the
product will be included. Generally, you will enjoy the same right as normal people have
with the software, and are to follow the general guidelines supplied with the software.
The author of the product can himself select if there shall be a time limit on the use of
the licence.
The licence is STRICTLY personal, and can not be used by anyone else than the person who
has obtained the licence from the author.

4. Why this licence has been created.

As you are affilated with Microsoft as outlined in paragraph 1 of this document, YOU are
indirectly responsible for destroying the computer enviroment of the world. YOU have been
part of a force that has done everything humanly possible to ensure that using a computer,
the software needed to use a computer, and generally the international computer networks
is a living hell for any person without a legal education. You therefore have to accept
that you are a subject of hate from computer users all over the world, and this is our
only way to get back at you. Also remember that even if you accept this licence and pay
as you are required, you are still the subject of hate and must suffer in any way possible.

5. Note.

This licence is not finished yet, but shall be treated as a legal document by anyone affected
by it.

Rune Jacobsen