We HaVE YouR wEB PaGEz EarTH DuDEz!!!!

Ak akak AKAK ak.. a little Martian humor there.. Mars Attacks.. great movie, by the way.. we went to see it and nobody noticed us.. Ak ak ak

Register me Pleeze!!!

As an extraterrestrial visitor I don't know much about Earth customs but on my home planet ^$&^# we always buy the registered version. Registering keeps Hypernet Software intergalactic programmers going and only costs US $ 9.95 (that's only ^950 in AckAck currency!)

Your companions on Venus didn't register their software and look what happened to them [Ak Ak AK].

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Hanging out at Roswell Army Air Base, talking to the extraterrestrial..

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