@BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZ ____________/\______________ fAST / ___ ¬\ \ /¬ __ ¬\ / ¬|___/ ___/___ /___/ / ____/ / \ / ¬\ \ ___| \__________/_______/ cALLERS »-----\__/---------------------------------« Presents: Married With Children Guide! »------------------------------------------« @END_FILE_ID.DIZ |\____________ _________________ __________ ___ ______ |\____ _______ | \ \ / __ \ | \ || || \ | \/ e!k \ | _____/ ___ \\ \ \_ __ \| ___ \ || || __\| o \ ___ \ | \ _ \\___ | | \_/| _ \ ||/\ |_/\ __/¯| _/\__ \_/ | ___/ | ¯ | | ¯ | / | / | / ¯¯\ \ \ / |___/ |____|____/\_____| __|______/__|___/____/____/_______\__|\________/ G E N E R A T I O N S B E H I N D hANS mAISER of FCS presents: M A R R I E D W I T H C H I L D R E N E P I S O D E G U I D E By Dean Adams R E G U L A R C A S T Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy David Garrison ...................... Steve Rhoades Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy Buck the Dog ........................ Buck -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- F I R S T S E A S O N ( 1 9 8 7 ) P R O D U C T I O N S T A F F Created by .......................... Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Supervising Producer ................ Katherine Green Richard Gurman Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Producer ............................ John Maxwell Anderson Associate Producer .................. Barbara Blachut Cramer Executive Story Editor .............. Sandy Sprung Marcy Vosburgh Program Consultant .................. Ellen L. Fogle Director (primary) .................. Linda Day Associate Director .................. Gerry Cohen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "PILOT" (101) "THINNERGY" (102) 001. 04/05/87 002. 04/12/87 WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt WRITER: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt After 15 years of marriage and two Marcy gives Peg a diet book called kids, Chicagoans Al and Peggy have Thinnergy and seeking to inject more settled into a peaceful coexistence - energy into their lives - and bedroom disturbed only by the verbal volleys - Peggy tries to get Al to join her on they exchange while awake. The opener the diet. Fat chance. Life is not introduces the Bundys to newlywed the same in the Bundy house, until Al neighbors Steve and Marcy Rhoades. We can get her to give it up. also meet Luke, Al's swinging single co-worker at the shoe store. Peg Sandy ............ Elizabeth Edwards wants Marcy and Steve to come over, so stops Al go to a basketball game. Customer #1 ...... Diana Bellamy Customer #2 ...... Sue Ann Gilfillan Tawny ............ Linda Dona Arnold ........... Victor Di Mattia Luke Ventura ..... Ritch Shydner -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "BUT I DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY" (104) "WHOSE ROOM IS IT ANYWAY" (106) 003. 04/19/87 004. 04/26/87 WRITER: Ron Burla WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh DIRECTOR: Zane Buzby There is a crime spree in the neighborhood. Steve and Marcy buy a Steve and Marcy plan to add a room guard dog after their house is robbed, onto the house with their tax refund Al and Peggy buy a gun to protect money. Al convinces Steve to make it themselves. A noise in the night a pool room, while Peggy and Marcy tests both defenses. decide on an exercise room. Who will win? Muldoon .......... Thomas Hill Bronson .......... J. Jay Saunders Norris ........... Frank Lloyd -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY" (105) "16 YEARS & WHAT DO YOU GET" (103) 005. 05/03/87 006. 05/10/87 WRITERS: Richard Gurman & Katherine WRITERS: Katherine Green & Richard Green Gurman Al and Steve find a common bond as Neither Peggy nor Al can to stick to they restore a '65 Mustang; Peg and an agreement not to exchange gifts on Marcy find a bond in detesting their their 16th anniversary, but Al comes husbands' all-consuming project. home empty-handed when his credit- card is rejected for being over its limit. It seems that everyone else has maxed out the card, buying presents for themselves and Al. Violinist ........ Walter Olkewicz Marcel ........... Elias Zarou Salesman ......... Don Draper Mr. Conner ....... Richard Sanders -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "MARRIED... WITHOUT CHILDREN" (109) "THE POKER GAME" (110) 007. 05/17/87 008. 05/24/87 WRITERS: Ralph R. Farquhar, Story: WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye Matt Geller DIRECTOR: Brian Levant Marcy and Steve learn once is enough Steve feels "the rhythm of the game" after volunteering to care for Kelly and decides to sit in with Al and his and Bud while Al and Peg have a poker cronies. He loses his paycheck weekend away at a motel. to Al in the process. Dweep ............ Gunther Jensen Lisa ............. Sue Ann Gilfillan Sean ............. Noah Blake Norris ........... Frank Lloyd Debbie ........... Liane Curtis E.J. ............. James Lashly Bum .............. William Utay Barney ........... Steve Susskind Russ ............. Garrett Morris -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "PEGGY SUE GOT WORK" (108) "AL LOSES HIS CHERRY" (107) 009. 05/31/87 010. 06/07/87 WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh and Sandy Sprung and Arlando Smith To get the VCR that Al won't buy her, Peg gets a job in a department store, Al gets a firsthand look at Luke's which threatens the "fun" of the Bundy swinging-singles life when he takes marriage. refuge at Luke's bachelor pad rather than return home to a fight with Mr. Pond ......... Ernie Sabella Peggy. Mr. Hugo ......... Irwin Keyes Woman #1 ......... Jeryl Jagoda Terry Cherry ..... Jerry Hall Woman #2 ......... Regina Leeds Sherry Cherry .... Pamela Bowman Luke Ventura ..... Ritch Shydner Delilah .......... Estelle Harris -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "NIGHTMARE ON AL'S STREET" (112) "WHERE'S THE BOSS" (111) 011. 06/14/87 012. 06/21/87 WRITER: Michael G. Moye WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung Steve is out of town and Marcy becomes After mistakenly thinking the shoe a nervous wreck when a romance-minded store owner Gary is dead, Al decides Al begins appearing nightly in her to quit the shoe business if he dreams. doesn't get some personal recognition from the boss he has never seen. "JOHNNY BE GONE" (113) Gary .............. Geoffrey Scott 013. 06/28/87 Guard ............ Billy Beck Happy ............. J.J. Johnston WRITERS: Katherine Green & Richard Ed ............... Lewis Arquette Gurman Bart .............. Rick Waln Donna ............ Amanda Sherman Problems for Kelly and Bud make Al and Nancy ............. Diana Bellamy Peggy delay their departure for the Teddy ............ Vonni Ribisi closing bash at their favorite hamburger joint, "Johnny B Goods". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- S E C O N D S E A S O N ( 1 9 8 7 - 8 8 ) P R O D U C T I O N S T A F F Supervising Producer ................ Katherine Green Richard Gurman Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Producer ............................ Sandy Sprung Marcy Vosburgh Associate Producer .................. Barbara Blachut Cramer Story Editor ........................ Ellen L. Fogle Ralph R. Farquhar Director (primary) .................. Linda Day Associate Director .................. Gerry Cohen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "POPPY'S BY THE TREE (Part-1)" (202) "POPPY'S BY THE TREE (Part-2)" (203) 014. 09/27/87 015. 09/27/87 WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt The Bundys begin their second season Conclusion. Peg spoils the family's with a vacation in Dumpwater, Florida, fun when she is kidnapped by the axe at a cut-rate motel where an axe murderer and Al has to rescue her. murderer who hates tourists shows up every five years and the locals bet on Killer ........... Vic Polizos the time he will strike next. Delbert .......... Gary Grubbs "IF I WERE A RICH MAN" (204) Kelly's boyfriend. Dan Gauthier 016. 10/04/87 Sheriff .......... Richard Paul Roy .............. Charlie Dell WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh Dottie ........... Sandy Sprung * Gloria ........... Becky Phelps Al & Steve visit the vault at Steve's Becky ............ Kim Morgan Greene bank and the next day $1 million Harold ........... Bill Marcus dollars is reporting missing. Al is Beany ............ Ian Pat Williams then treated like a king by Peggy and the kids when they think he has money. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "BUCK CAN DO IT" (201) "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN 1" (206) 017. 10/11/87 018. 10/18/87 WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt WRITERS: Tracy Gamble & Richard Vakcy Al is loath to have Buck the dog A beef with Steve sends Marcy out for neutered, despite the threat of a an evening with Peggy and the girls lawsuit from neighbors angered by for her first peek at a male strip Buck's "carnal trespassing" and the club, Troy's. Marcy loses her resulting "stupid, ugly puppies". composure and then her wedding ring, which slips into a dancer's briefs as Buck (in dream) .. Derek McGrath she slips him a tip. [Note: Chainsaw ......... Dick Durock originally shown as a 1-hour episode] Mr. Pittman ...... Mitchell Greenberg Zorro ............ Billy Hufsey Wanda ........... Lisa Kahofer Fanny ............ La Rue Stanley Sheila .......... Judy Kain Ernest ........... Joey D. Viera Bouncer ......... Richard Brose Louise ........... Charlotte Crossley Skippy .......... Mike Christian -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Leon ............. Nick Montgomerey "FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS" (205) Host/Announcer .. George Solomon 020. 10/25/87 Cowboy ........... Christopher Whalley Mervyn .......... Steve Guri WRITER: Richard Gurman & Katherine Construction Worker .. Doug Donatelli Green Al's beef with the phone company has "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN 2" (207) neighbors and family wanting his hide 019. 10/18/87 after the Bundy phone service is cut off. Al refuses to pay a large phone WRITERS: Tracy Gamble & Richard Vaczy bill. There is also a light outside the house that he doesn't like. Conclusion. Zorro the stripper shows up on Al's doorstep with Marcy's missing ring. He then gives it to "BORN TO WALK" (208) Steve, who eventually confronts Marcy 021. 11/01/87 with it in the bedroom. WRITER: John Vorhaus Kelly gets her driver's license - on the same day that Al fails the test for his license renewal. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "ALLEY OF THE DOLLS" (209) "THE RAZOR'S EDGE" (210) 022. 11/08/87 023. 11/15/87 WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle Victory seems assured when Steve Steve goes away on a river rafting agrees to become a Bundy for a family trip, and when he comes back he has a bowling match against Peg's arch rival beard. Marcy and Steve argue over his from high school, but Bud has thrown refusal to shave it off, which prompts his bowling-lesson money into the Steve to move in with the Bundys. gutter. Mimi ............. Deborah Harmon Roscoe ........... Darren Modder Chuck ............ Bill Kalmenson Didi ............. Jennifer Sophia Frank ............ Larry Spinak -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "HOW DO YOU SPELL REVENGE?" (211) "EARTH ANGEL" (212) 024. 11/22/87 025. 12/06/87 WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle Al demands that Peggy improve her There's a new harmony in the Bundy softball skills - or she is off the house, the neighborhood, and the world team. Meanwhile Kelly's new boyfriend in general after Bud discovers a 21- asks her to prove her love - by year-old art student named Tiffany in getting a tattoo. the park and brings her home. Everyone likes her except Marcy, who Brian ............ Kris Kamm plots to get rid of her. Jimmy ....... John Dennis Johnston Tiffany .......... Dawn Merrick Sheila ........... Judy Kain Fanny ............ La Rue Stanley Fern ............. Lana Schwab Larry ............ Gene Le Bell Norris ........... Frank Lloyd Dennis ........... John Wesley Barney ........... Steve Susskind Louise ........... Charlotte Crossley -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "YOU BETTER WATCH OUT" (213) "GUYS AND DOLLS" (214) 026. 12/20/87 027. 01/10/88 WRITERS: Katherine Green & Richard WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Gurman Vosburgh The Bundys' christmas eve is Al and Steve engineer a major-league interrupted by a nontraditional visit deal: they buy two classic baseball from Santa Claus, who misses his cards with the money obtained by scheduled arrival at a shopping mall selling Marcy's 20-year-old Barbie when his parachute fails to open and doll, the one she's been saving for he instead plummets into the Bundy the daughter she hopes to have back yard. someday. They are then forced to go out and find the doll in the streets. Coroner .......... Mike Hagerty Mr. Mallman ...... David Ruprecht Cop .............. Nick De Mauro Nestor ........... Michael Faustino Carl ............. Edan Gross Delivery Boy ..... Robert Petkoff -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "BUILD A BETTER MOUSETRAP" (215) "MASTER THE POSSIBILITIES" (216) 028. 01/24/88 029. 02/07/88 TELEPLAY: Michael G. Moye & Ron WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye Leavitt STORY: J. Stanford Parker The Bundys, under the impression that you don't have to pay for anything There's a mouse in the Bundy house, you didn't order, go on a spending but Al disdains using a professional spree and then some, when the postman exterminator, especially when the leaves a new credit card addressed to battle becomes "personal". Al will Buck the dog. stop at nothing to get the mouse, even if it means wrecking the house. Hiram Massey ..... Bill Erwin Hon .............. Debi A. Monahan Wally ............ Patrick T. O'Brien Bellboy .......... Jim Keily Paula ............ Caryn Wells Kristi ........... Christi Allen Frieda ........... Linda Lutz -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "PEGGY LOVES AL - YEAH, YEAH" (217) "THE GREAT ESCAPE" (218) 030. 02/14/88 031. 02/21/88 WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle DIRECTER: Gerry Cohen While the Bundy house is being On Valentine's Day, Kelly hauls in a fumigated for termites, the family load of valentines and Steve is giving stays at the shoe store, where a Marcy a trip to Hawaii. Meanwhile, grounded Kelly plots an escape to a Bud holds a vigil at the mailbox, rock concert. waiting for his first valentine and Peg awaits a decision on whether or Jade ............. Teri Weigel not she'll get the gift she wants from Trish ............ Barbara Belmonte Al - for him to say "I love you". Heather .......... Hope Marie Carlton [Note: when originally broadcast, this Jackie ........... Kim Anderson episode ended with a phone number for Mitzi ............ Barbara Schillaci viewers to call and vote on what Al Termite Boss ..... Cliff Bemis should say. Later on that night, they played the ending. The vote was 67% in favor of Al saying "I Love You".] April May June .... Lihann Jones -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "IM-PO-DENT" (219) "JUST MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN" (220) 032. 02/28/88 033. 03/06/88 WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle Marcy lives to regret driving - and While going through Steve and Marcy's denting - Steve's new Mercedes, mail, Al and Peg find and fill out an particularly when she learns she has application for a game show ("How do I less to live for. To get back at her love thee?"), where the object is a Steve feigns impotence and tricks Bundy natural: surviving torture. The Marcy into being his household Bundys go on the show pretending to be servant. Steve and Marcy. Steve and Marcy then show up at the end of the game show as Al and Peggy. The husband who survives the most abuse will be the winner. Bink Winkleman ... David Leisure Lovely Zelda ..... Jessie Scott Mona Squab ....... Catherine Rusoff Roland Squab ..... Geoff Pierson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "FATHER LODE" (221) "ALL IN THE FAMILY" (222) 034. 03/13/88 035. 05/01/88 WRITER: Jerry Perzigian WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung Al goes to great lengths to keep his Peggy's eccentric relatives visit the race-track winnings a secret from Peg. Bundy house, including battling uncles and singing and dancing triplet aunts, Jade ............. Teri Weigel whose show-biz career is threatened by Al's advice. Uncle Irwin ...... King Kong Bundy The Wanker Triplets .. Milly, Elena and Eadie Del Rubio Uncle Otto ....... James "Gypsy" Haake -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- T H I R D S E A S O N ( 1 9 8 8 - 8 9 ) P R O D U C T I O N S T A F F Producer ............................ Sandy Sprung Marcy Vosburgh Supervising Producer ................ Richard Gurman Co-Executive Producer ............... Katherine Green Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Associate Producer .................. Barbara Blachut Cramer Script Supervisor ................... Kevin Curran Creative Consultant ................. Arthur Silver Executive Script Consultant ......... Ellen L. Fogle Executive Story Editor .............. Ralph R. Farquhar Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp Larry Jacobsen Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "HE THOUGHT HE COULD" (302) "I'M GOING TO SWEATLAND" (303) 036. 11/06/88 037. 11/20/88 WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye TELEPLAY: Pamela Wick & Susan Cridland The third season opens with Al Suspicious minds question Peggy's achieving dubious fame for his furtive claim that she saw Elvis at the mall, attempts to return the library copy of until Marcy notices that one of Al's "The Little Engine That Could" that he shirts has a perspiration stain in checked out in 1957 while in the shape of the King's face. The Elementary school. He goes to return house is then overrun by Elvis fans. it and finds the same fat librarian that was there when he was a kid. Dottie ........... Nancy Skelton Edna ............. Justine Lenore DeGroot .......... Lu Leonard Margo ............ Michelle Milantoni Young Al ......... Edan Gross Elvis? ........... Ron Stein Lenny ............ Brandon Bluhm Alajandro ........ Rawley Valverde Book Boy ......... Joseph Dammann Ollie ............ Ken Minyard Mrs. Webstock .... Tifni Twitchell Lew .............. Bob Arthur Samantha ......... Sadie Chrestman Clyde ............ Bruce Liberty -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "POKE HIGH" (304) "A PERIOD PIECE" (301) 038. 11/27/88 039. 12/11/88 WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh A high-school football player is Al and Steve mourn what might have threatening two Bundy scoring records, been when the women in their lives one held by Al - and the other by accompany them on a fishing trip to a Kelly. cabin in the woods. Unfortunately, it seems that its the wrong time of the Matt ............. Beau Dremann month for Peg, Marcy and Kelly. Kitty ............ Ria Pavia Ms. Mount ........ Cynthia Songe [Note: the "censored" title for this Mr. Groggs ....... Carey Eidel episode is "The Camping Show".] Coach ............ Greg White -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A DUMP OF MY OWN" (305) "HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER" (306) 040. 01/08/89 041. 01/15/89 WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung The Bundys endure sacrifices as Al To cheer up Peggy on her birthday, Al devotes himself to his lifelong dream: and Steve travel to Wisconsin and building his personal exclusive "Francine's of Hollywood" (whose motto executive washroom, in the garage, is "If you've got the boulders, we've with the centerpiece being a mighty got the holders"), where lies the Ferguson toilet - for a Man's flush. solution to Peggy's clothing crisis - a missing bra. Policeman ........ Deron McBee Muffy ............ April Wayne -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL" (307) "THE GYPSY CRIED" (309) 042. 01/29/89 043. 02/05/89 WRITERS: Jules Dennis & Richard WRITER: Richard Gurman Mueller / John Sgueglia A psychic sees good things for Steve, Desperate men take desperate measures: Al and Peggy, but tragedy is in the Al and Steve put their heads together cards for Marcy, who insists that the seeking solutions to impending lucky ones accompany her as insurance baldness. Steve tries joining a club on a business flight to New York. for bald men and takes Al along with him. Madame Olga ...... Carmen Zapata Fluffy ........... Sandra Wild Lance ............ Graham Jarvis Fred ............. Steve Bean Jim .............. Jim Maniaci Vandergelder ..... F. William Parker Amber ............ Kay Wolf Vicky ............ Barbara Alyn Woods Crystal .......... Therese Kablan Murray ........... Henry G. Sanders -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BARBER" (308) "I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT" (310) 044. 02/12/89 045. **/**/** WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye WRITERS: Jeanne Baruch & Jeanne Romano / James E. Hornbeck In an attempt to revive their sex After the death of his longtime life, Peg (at Marcy's suggestion), barber, Al lets his hair down - way lures Al to the Hop-On-Inn motel. down, rather than tolerate a visit to There they discover a couple of a "stylist" and a "salon." familiar faces on the adult video channel: Steve and Marcy. When Steve Mr. Adonis ....... Kenny Sacha points out that Al and Peg must have Mr. Ron .......... Steve Levy been taped too, Al and Marcy want to Russ ............. Garrett Morris break some legs, while Peg and Steve Louie ............ Vito D'Ambrosio want to sue. In court, the details of Murphy ........... Charlie the Bundys' sex life leave the jury so Fran ............. Stacy Alden unimpressed that they award them Norris ........... Frank Lloyd nothing, but Steve and Marcy's Barney ........... Steve Susskind performance was worth $10,000. Eduardo .......... Harry Hart-Browne [Note: this episode was never broadcast as scheduled, because of -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- many disagreements between the show's "EATIN' OUT" (311) producers and the Fox network 046. 02/19/89 censors.] WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh Ms. Weigel ....... Lora Zane Judge ............ Lillian Lehman A family dinner at a fine restaurant Jury Foreman ..... Ken Thorley is how the Bundys decide to spend a windfall (an inheritance check for $250), but its apparent that fine dining in public is not a regular part of the Bundy lifestyle. Paul ............. Michael Tulin Harold ........... Tom Tully Harold's Wife .... Mary Jo Kirwan Photo Girl ....... Dona Speir Maitre'D . Clement Von Franckenstein Waiter No.1 ...... William Rogers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "MY MOM, THE MOM" (312) "CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME" (313) 047. 02/26/89 048. 03/12/89 TELEPLAY: Lesa Kite & Cindy Begel, TELEPLAY: Robert Ulin STORY: Jan Rosenbloom STORY: Gabrielle Topping While Al teaches responsibility and After Kelly's prank on the tap-dancing the meaning of the dollar to Bud, club, the principal dictates she Peggy does the same, in her own either join the club (of "geeks and inimitable style, to anyone who will dweebs") or leave school, which would listen during Mother-Daughter Career leave her without a daily hot meal. Day at Kelly's school. Kelly must then do a Tap Dance recital, but she drops the idea at the Judge Spivak ..... Teri Ralston last minute and does something Jade ............. Teri Weigel slightly more exciting (and erotic). Susan ............ Deborah Levin Also, Al gives the Bundy credo as: Becky ............ Julie Condra "When one Bundy is embarrassed, the rest of us feel better about ourselves." We also find out that Al buys clothes at "Bob's Pre-Owned Socks 'n Stuff". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mrs. Wicker ...... Bunny Summers "THE HARDER THEY FALL" (315) Mr. Wormer ....... Sandy Helberg 050. 03/26/89 Bruno ............ Jesse Borrego WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle "A THREE JOB, NO INCOME FAMILY" (314) While driving Peggy back from the 049. 03/19/89 video store, Steve gets cut off in traffic and Peg gives the guy the WRITER: Richard Gurman finger. Steve is then afraid of a violent reprisal, when he is followed After Peggy gets a "job" of selling home by the man. Al convinces Steve herself Patty-Girl makeup, Al tries to take the first punch and he ends up to regain some financial respect by knocking out a midget. taking a second job at a fast food place: Burger Trek. Mr. Williams ..... Daniel Frishman Heather .......... Teresa Ganzel Captain .......... Pauly Shore Shep ............. Christian Jacobs Butch ............ Dylan Kussman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "THE HOUSE THAT PEG LOST" (316) "MARRIED... WITH QUEEN 1" (317) 051. 04/09/89 052. 04/23/89 WRITER: Steve Granat & Mel Sherer WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle After asking the Bundys to watch their Peggy spends $2,800 in an effort to house while they're away, Steve and get elected queen at her high school Marcy return to find a big hole where reunion, but she may be outdone by their house once stood. Meanwhile, arch rival Connie Bender. Kelly has a slumber party for her friends, but Bud disrupts it and turns Connie ........... Lisa Raggio things into a riot. Jack ............. Jack Yates Vicky ............ Catherine Carlen Lauren ........... Allison Barron Edna ............. Carol Mansell Karen ............ Kristen Pearcey Silky ............ Barbara Belmonte Charlene ......... Laurie Plaksin Go-Go Dancer ..... Andrea Parker Tasha ............ Tracy Justrich Velour ........... Patricia Matthews Workman .......... Jonathan Coogan Sumo Yohiro ...... Betty Muramoto TV Announcer ..... Howard Stevens -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "MARRIED... WITH QUEEN 2" (318) Linda ............ Lisa Donovan 053. 04/30/89 Melinda .......... Laura Mellencamp Sable ............ Lynne Austin WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle Eli .............. David L. Lander Larry Fleishman .. Bill Bateman Conclusion. Peggy stands to lose the crown to Connie until Al finally stands up to Connie's husband Jack. "THE DATELESS AMIGO" (320) Meanwhile Bud and Kelly crash the 054. 05/07/89 party for some real food. WRITER: Sara V. Finney & Vida Spears Connie ........... Lisa Raggio Jack ............. Jack Yates After his friends both find dates, Bud Tim Potter ....... Bill Applebaum is desperately seeking Susan - or any Eli .............. Richard Jeni girl who'll date him - while Al comes Jimbo ............ Robert Schuch up with a million-dollar invention Milton ........... Eric Tull that looks desperate. Al takes the Vicky ............ Catherine Carlen battery and headlights out of his car Speedy ........... Ric Stoneback and straps them on Kelly, thereby Rick ............. John Apicella inventing "Shoe Lights". Geena ............ Lynda Lenet Thelma ........... Claudia Harrington Teddy ............ Vonni Ribisi -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Boz .............. Stephen Dorff "LIFE'S A BEACH" (321) Lisa ............. Heather Hopper 056. 05/21/89 Caroline ......... Christy Johnson WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar "THE COMPUTER SHOW" (319) Seeking more family togetherness, Al 055. 05/14/89 declares "Bundy Day at the Beach," where the kids compete to find new WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar flames, while an old flame finds Al. If a computer can't fetch your Marilyn Beamis ... Morgan Brittany slippers, there doesn't seem to be any Tina ............. Candy Hutson reason for having it, reasons Al. So Chris ............ Brice Alan Peggy buys one, ostensibly for the Lucy ............. Christi Allen kids' schoolwork, but it gets more use Lifeguard ........ Pete Steinfeld as a hat rack. Jill ............. Amber Susa Wendy ............ Sandra Alexander Computer Voice ... Nick Toth Mark ............. Gary Mauro Betsy ............ Marilyn Pitzer Sandy ............ Tracy Burton Kid No. 1 ........ Michael Faustino Luana ............ Marcy Austin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Beach Boy ........ Saman "HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID" (322) 057. 08/27/89 TELEPLAY: Jeanne Baruch & Jeanne Romano STORY: Len O'Neill Al goes the distance to placate Peggy, who's peeved that the neighborhood peeper has yet to peep at her. Meanwhile, Bud tutors Kelly so she can pass the tests to make senior. Fanny ............ LaRue Stanley Fifi ............. Luann Lee Marsha ........... Shirley Prestia Mrs. McGinty ..... Delores Albin Lois ............. Healy Cunningham -----------------MORE-------------->>> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- F O U R T H S E A S O N ( 1 9 8 9 - 9 0 ) P R O D U C T I O N S T A F F Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver Katherine Green Ellen L. Fogle Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Co-Producer ......................... Barbara Blachut Cramer Story Editor ........................ Kevin Curran Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "HOT OFF THE GRILL" (401) "DEAD MEN DON'T DO AEROBICS" (402) 058. 09/03/89 059. 09/10/89 WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt WRITER: Katherine Green The Bundys' fourth season begins with A two-week visit from "the healthiest a Labor Day barbecue, a major turn-on man in Chicago" evolves into a test of for Al, as is the sight of Peggy wills between contest-winner Peggy and laboring mightily to make everything the TV aerobics instructor who makes just right for his creation of her pant in ways other than she wants. "special" Bundy burgers. At the end of the week, we learn who Unfortunately, one of the special had the strongest will when Jim is ingredients turns out to be the ashes sitting on the couch eating bon-bons. of Marcy's dead aunt. Unfortunately for Peg, he also dies. [NOTE: the episode ends with the following message - "This show is dedicated to our brother the mighty cockroach. Let him show us the way."] Jim Jupiter ...... Tom Lahm Bunny ............ Michele Smith -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lola ............. Katy Eickstaedt "TOOTH AND CONSEQUENCES" (404) 061. 10/01/89 "BUCK SAVES THE DAY" (403) 060. 09/24/89 TELEPLAY: Sheldon Krasner & David Saling WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung STORY: Will Rogers The Bundy kids need to raise money for Excruciating pain forces Al to see concert tickets: Bud sells Al "Dan'l" Marcy's dentist, a man dedicated to Bundy as a camping guide and Kelly his profession almost as much as he is fleeces Peggy's friends at poker. Al to this week's dental assistant. and Steve then have to take a bunch of kids camping. Dr. Plierson ..... Joe Flaherty T.C./Assistant ... Traci Lords Joey ............. Michael Faustino Bill ............. Scott Garrison Fern ............. Lana Schwab Louise ........... Charlotte Crossley Victor ........... Aeryk Egan -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "HE AIN'T MUCH, BUT HE'S MINE" (405) "FAIR EXCHANGE" (406) 062. 10/08/89 063. 10/29/89 WRITER: Lisa Rosenthal WRITER: Al Aiderman A beauty-parlor discussion with a The Bundys can feast on the $500 a well-kept woman makes Peggy think her month they receive for hosting a very own Al is the keeper. Meanwhile, foreign exchange student, but the Marcy suffers from a bad hairstyle beautiful French visitor turns Kelly's that makes her look like Peggy. social life to famine. Ginger ........... Elizabeth Keifer Yvette ........... Milla Jovovich Molly ............ Kimmy Robertson Myron ............ Richard Israel Renee ...........Vernee Watson Johnson Hank ............. Gregg Thomsen Sonya ............ Brenda Lilly Bob ...... Douglas Bryant Johnson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "DESPERATELY SEEKING MISS OCTOBER" "976-SHOE" (408) (407) 064. 11/05/89 065. 11/12/89 WRITERS: Arthur Silver & Steve Bing WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh When a playmate comes into Al's store, Steve may be booted out of his bank he is eager to get home and look up after he okays a $50,000 loan to Al, her issue. But Al is a broken man who has plans afoot for a new phone when he finds that Peggy has sold his service to solve shoe problems. Al family heirloom (the meticulously becomes "Dr. Shoe" at 555-SHOE - but cared-for collection of Playboy nobody calls, despite his TV ads. magazines), to buy a good-luck charm Marcy tries to help by loaning him to win the lottery. Ed O'Neill plays another $50,000 from her bank to repay the ghost of Al's father, who Steve, but Al spends that as well. encourages him to get some self Steve loses his job over the loan and respect back, so Al forces Peg to get Marcy gets demoted to drive-up teller. his Playboy's back. Which she does by selling his car. [Brandi Brandt was Muffy ............ Kari Whitman the Playboy centerfold October, 1987] Peamon ............ Ray Reinhardt Sherrif .......... Dan Tullis, Jr. Playmate ......... Brandi Brandt Swensen ........... Kerry Burke Farmer ........... R. Leo Schreiber -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "OH WHAT A FEELING" (409) "AT THE ZOO" (410) 066. 11/19/89 067. 11/26/89 WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye WRITER: Katherine Green Al hits a bump on the road to a new Marcy has an animal lust for Steve's car when he finds that the amount he blood after her unemployed husband digs up for a down payment is a bit spends time at the zoo and aquarium less than the amount he buried. Al is instead of looking for a job. then forced to buy a used car. Reporter .......... Matt McKenzie Tony .............. John Welsh TV News Anchor .... Lisa Moss Lewis ............. Marc Bentley Courtney .......... Jennifer Banko Vince ............. Mike Tino Sonny ............. Dan Tullis, Jr. Mr. Writeman ...... Joe Farago Norris ............ Frank Lloyd Mrs. Writeman ..... Nancy Priddy Chelsea ........... Trudy Adams Bartender ......... Michael Francis Clarke -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "ITS A BUNDYFUL LIFE (Part-1)" (412) money this year in the bank, then they 068. 12/17/89 closed up early, now dad's in the tank... and all of a sudden Santa WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt appeared, a sneer on his face, booze in his beard. Santa I said as he Al is left sad and alone after his laughed merrily, you do so much for plans for "the best Bundy Christmas others do something for me. Bundy he ever" are thwarted, when he can't get said, you only sell shoes, your son is to Marcy's bank in time to withdraw a sneak-thief, your daughters' a the money he saved to buy everyone flooze. Ho Ho Santa said, should I presents. We also hear a moving mention your wife, her hairs like an recital of Al Bundy's Christmas story: a-bomb, her nails like a knife. As he climbs up the chimney, that fat piece "Twas the night before christmas and of dung, he mooned me two times, he all through the house, no food was a stuck out his tongue. And I heard him stirring, not even a mouse. Stockings exclaim, as he broke wind with glee: were hung 'round dad's neck like a you're married with children, you'll tie, along with a note that said never be free." 'presents or die'. Children were plotting all night in their beds, Midge ............ Kate Romero while the wife's constant whining was Horowitz ......... Don Sparks splitting his head. But daddy had Franklin ......... Tim Eyster -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (Part-2)" (413) "WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN?" (411) 069. 12/17/89 070. 01/07/90 WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt WRITER: Kevin Curran Conclusion. Al's guardian angel (Sam Al is "one man against nature," Kinison) shows him what life would be determined to fix a leak in the roof, like for Peggy and the kids if he'd but each fall from the roof makes it never been born, a question Al posed harder to tell whether he's too cheap after a drunken Marcy and an ill- or just too stupid to call a fated, cash-motivated foray into professional. child care at the mall left him with no money for the gifts he promised. Angel ............ Sam Kinison Norman ........... Ted McGinley -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A TAXING PROBLEM" (415) "ROCK AND ROLL GIRL" (414) 071. 01/14/90 072. 02/04/90 WRITER: Paul Diamond WRITERS: Ellen L. Fogle / Linda Day Thanks to Peggy's creative tax Acting as her agent, Bud helps Kelly preparations, Al needs a quick $5000 land an ideal job when Al challenges in order to pay off the IRS and stay family members to earn a dollar of his out of jail. An ad in the paper leads or her own. Rockers "The Gutter him to a couple willing to pay that Cats" appear as themselves. much - for Peggy's hair. [Note: this was David Garrison's last Leo Privett ...... Paul Coutos show] Mailman .......... A.J. Freeman Marie Privett .... Coleen Maloney Officer .......... Dan Tullis Jr. Carrie ........... Eva LaRue Sharrie .......... Deborah Dillon Mary ............. Jill Pierce Cecil ............ Shabba-Doo Bum .............. Chuck E. Weiss Brenda ........... Jamie Lynn Grenham -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM 1" "YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM 2" (416) 073. 02/11/90 (417) 074. 02/18/90 WRITER: Sioux Doanham WRITER: Kevin Curran Steve is history and Marcy is manless Bad times hit the good-time girls, after his "Dear Marcy" note, so Bud leaving Al to come to the rescue and tries to catch her on the rebound. try to win $10,000 by staying three Peggy talks her into a just-us-girls minutes in the ring with Big Bad Mama vacation to Vegas where they lose of the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling, a $5,000 of Al's money. huge monster of a woman. Pizza Boy ........ Michael Stoyanov Yummy ............ Ava Fabian Man .............. Michael Saccente Gambler .......... Rick Zumwalt Dealer ........... Lawrence Lott Announcer ........ Tony Cimber Hollywood ........ Jeanne Basone Big Bad Momma .... Lynn Braxton Croupier ......... Sam Clay Man .............. Nicholas Dorr Referee .......... Gene LeBell Lounge Singer .... Sarah Taylor Elmo ............. Tommy Nast -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Babe ............. Ursula Hayden "PEGGY TURNS 300" (420) 076. 03/25/90 "WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND" (418) 075. 02/25/90 WRITERS: Katherine Green / Tony Singletary WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle Al plans a special evening for Peggy's Al is asked to speak at his high- birthday - a night at the Bowlarama, school homecoming, where Kelly keeps where he hopes to finally beat his two dates happy and Bud plots revenge arch-rival's high game record. Al on a girl who once embarrasses him by manages to break the record score, but running his underwear up a flagpole. then moments later Peg bowls a perfect game. Jeff ............. Joel J. Edwards Mr. Blum ......... Mik Scriba Puggy ............ Michael McManus Principal Ravinko. Carol Gustafson Himself .......... Garrett Glaser Clyde ............ Steve Bruskin Bowler #1 ........ Michael O'Guinne Heather McCoy.. Tiffani-Amber Thiessen Himself .......... Roy Firestone Guy #1 ........... Joshua D. Howard Guy #2 ........... Corey Tyler Rick ...... Bojesse Christopher Graham -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "PEGGY MADE A LITTLE LAMB" (421) "RAINGIRL" (419) 077. 04/15/90 078. 04/29/90 WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle WRITER: Kevin Curran Peg discovers that she never graduated Kelly has to take a job at a TV High School, because she flunked one station, but she moves from intern to class: home economics. Now she must a $1000-a-week "weather bunny", moving go back to school with Kelly and pass the current meteorologist to storm the final exam. This results in some off. This leaves Kelly and her new problems for Kelly. manager Al with a $250,000 contract offer. Miss Beyer ....... Marge Redmond Bum .............. Chuck E. Weiss Bill Palomino .... Ben Lemon Ruben ............ Patrick J. Dancy Station Manager .. Fran Montano Senior #1 ........ Keely Christian Susan ............ Geri Betzler Senior #2 ........ Sandi Whitten -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "THE AGONY OF DeFEET" (422) "YARD SALE" (423) 079. 05/06/90 080. 05/13/90 WRITERS: Diane Burroughs & Joey WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung Gutierrez Peg will buy anything at a yard sale. Al is dreaming about feet, in fact She brings home a boar's head & there he's getting nightmares about them. is no more room in the garage to put He also ends up judging a "beauty" it, Al decides enough is enough and he contest at the shoe store. Meanwhile, resolves to have a yard sale of their Kelly tricks Bud and Marcy into own despite Peggy's protests. These thinking they slept with each other. are items that nobody but Peg would be stupid enough to buy. Al's next idea Jim .............. Noah Blake is to create "Bundyland: the happiest Rhonda ........... Robin Angers place on Earth". Pagent Master .... Jim O'Doherty Joey ............. Michael John Burns Statue ........... Alex Walters Judge #1 ......... Lou Wills Mark ............. Josh Carroll Judge #2 ......... Mary Gillis Tom .............. Andrew Steinfeld Alice ............ Kate Morrison Mildred .......... Cynthia Sullivan Freddy ........... Brent Corman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- F I F T H S E A S O N ( 1 9 9 0 - 9 1 ) P R O D U C T I O N S T A F F Producer ............................ Kevin Curran Barbara Blachut Cramer Supervising Producer ................ Ellen L. Fogle Ralph R. Farquhar Co-Executive Producer ............... Katherine Green Arthur Silver Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp Larry Jacobsen Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NEW REGULAR CAST MEMBER: "AL... WITH KELLY" (501) Ted McGinley as Jefferson Darcy 082. 09/30/90 TELEPLAY: Stacie Lipp "WE'LL FOLLOW THE SUN" (502) STORY: Gabrielle Topping 081. 09/23/90 Kelly and Al feign sickness so that WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye they can avoid going to Peg's mother's place. Kelly ends up really getting Its Labor Day. Al decides to take the sick and Al has to take care of her. family on a vacation and see America Al also gets to watch his favorite TV by car, but instead they end up show, which is "Psycho Dad". spending the entire time caught in a traffic jam on the freeway. Yvette ........... Pamela Anderson Yvonne ........... Beckie Mullen Gerry ............ Eric Menyuk Pizza Boy ........ Jay Anthony Franke Kitty ............ Marla Fries Nurse ............ Teresa Frost Motorist #1 ...... Frank Lloyd Motorist #2 ...... Gita Isak Motorist #3 ...... Eddie Rio -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "SUE CASA, HIS CASA" (503) "THE UNNATURAL" (504) 083. 10/07/90 084. 10/14/90 WRITER: Kevin Curran WRITER: Katherine Green The Bundys go to court when a Mercedes Al's softball team wants to bench him hits the Bundymobile - according to before the championship, but Peggy, the newly licenced Bud. Kelly and Bud hold three of the Unfortunately, the case (and kids) required votes. Peg is swayed by the don't stand up well to the cross- hunk who will replace Al, while it examination. takes food to get the kids' vote. Mr. Lincoln ...... Mark L. Taylor Roy .............. Fred Shelton Bailiff .......... Rif Hutton Norris ........... Frank Lloyd The Judge ........ Joyce Brothers Barney ........... Steve Susskind Old Codger ....... Greg Lewis Announcer ........ Ray J. Templin Kid .............. Ian Ziering Hardy ............ Derek Sellers Sven Hunkstrom ... Dan Blom -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "DANCE SHOW" (505) "KELLY BOUNCES BACK" (506) 085. 10/21/90 086. 10/28/90 WRITER: Arthur Silver WRITER: Al Aiderman Al doesn't mind when Peg starts going Aspiring model Kelly invents a to Marcy's dance hall and trips the beguiling maneuver called the "Bundy light fantastic with a handsome man, Bounce" for her first audition - until another man tells Al that Peg spokesmodel for the new Allante' car, is stealing his husband. (Yes, his but Bud's loose and aspiring lips give husband). the secret to another model. Kelly must take things into her own hands, Pete ............. Dan Castellaneta and "remove" the competition. Andy ............. Sam McMurray Meanwhile, Peggy goes on strike Trixie ........... Dorit Sauer because Al thinks she is useless. Piper Bowman ..... Tia Carrere Miss Beck ........ Tina Louise Rochelle ......... Debbie Dunning Incense Berkowicz. Joanna Goode Girl ............. Wendy Nichols -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "MARRIED WITH ALIENS" (507) "WABBIT SEASON" (508) 087. 11/04/90 088. 11/11/90 WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt Little green aliens are coming to Al is under pressure and the doctor Earth and stealing Al's socks to use orders him to relax. To combat as fuel for their spaceships. The stress, he starts a vegtable garden, only problem is nobody but Al sees but the combat turns physical when a them, so everyone just thinks he is rabbit swipes his carrots. This crazy. becomes a war of wills: Bundy against Bunny. Oliver ........... Leonard Lightfoot Alien ............ Patty Maloney Alien ............ Phil Fondacaro "DO YA THINK I'M SEXY" (509) Alien ............ Felix Silla 089. 11/18/90 Alien ............ Tony Cox Alien ............ Susie Rossitto WRITER: Kevin Curran Alien ............ Debbie Lee Carrington Al's confidence soars when he is complimented by neighborhood women who see him move a couch and Al becomes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the new stud on the block. Peggy Older Man ........ Charles Howerton can't believe it. Jake ............. Rick Waugh Brenda ........... Rhonda Shear Jade ............. Teri Weigel "AND BABY MAKES MONEY" (511) Mandi ............ Sherrie Rose 091. 12/16/90 Athena ........... Lucy Filippone Donna ............ Rhonda Britten WRITER: Art Everett Peggy reaps immediate benefits when Al "ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO" (510) learns he can inherit a half-million 090. 11/25/90 dollars if he fathers a child and names it after his late uncle Stymie. WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar Unfortunately for Al, Peg decides to take birth control pills, and not tell Peg takes it hard when Kelly moves out him. When Al finds out after months after Al keeps beating up her of draining attempts at baby-making, boyfriends and Al takes it hard when he decides to extract his revenge by he sees her great new place. making Peg think she is pregnant. Sam .............. Stewart J. Zully Miss Penza ....... Beth Broderick Brook ............ Julie Gray Eugene Bundy ..... Charlie Brill -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "MARRIED... WITH WHO" (512) "THE GODFATHER" (514) 092. 01/06/91 093. 02/03/91 WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar After boozing it up at a party, Marcy Kelly is dating a 42-year old city wakes up wearing a wedding ring and in alderman, so Al seizes the possibility bed next to her new husband. of power and becomes the neighborhood Unfortunately, she doesn't remember a "Godfather". Bud feels neglected and thing about it. The husband turns out decides to change things. [ to be ex-swindler Jefferson Darcy (played by returning Ted McGinley), Note: the Bundys' address is mentioned which makes her name now Marcy Darcy. in this episode as "9764 Jeopardy Lane".] Harry Ashland .... Lane Davies Salt Water ....... Angel Broadhurst Woman ............ Anne Marie Gillis Paperboy ......... Scott Ferguson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "LOOK WHO'S BARKING" (513) "A MAN'S CASTLE" (515) 094. 02/10/91 095. 02/17/91 WRITER: Katherine Green WRITER: Stacie Lipp Buck goes out on the town in search of After spending $2,000 on decorating dinner, but instead he meets a female school, Peggy defies Al's decree not who takes his food and maybe his place to redecorate by turning his former in the Bundy house unless Buck can sanctuary into a chamber of frilly find a way to make them give her the feminine horror. Al passes out at the boot. sight of his once mighty Ferguson, now adorned with Peg's trappings. Buck's voice ..... Cheech Marin Street Singer .... B.B. King Professor Lavar .. Deryl Carroll Owner ............ Rodney Kageyama Mick ............. Dave Florek Chef ............. Brian George Rich ............. Fitzhugh G. Houston Hans ............. Kort Falkenberg -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "ALL NIGHT SECURITY DUDE" (516) "OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS" (518) 096. 02/24/91 097. 03/17/91 WRITERS: Glenn Eichler & Peter Gaffney WRITER: Bill Prady When the second floor aerobics studio Al is haunted by a tune heard on the collapses into his shoe store, Al gets radio which he can hum but not name, laid off while the store is being he similarly haunts Kelly's date who repaired. He gets a job as a security learns that he can look but not touch. guard at his old school. This prompts his former high school sports rival to [NOTE: this episode features the first steal the prized football trophy. appearance of the "Top of the Heap" characters. Also, the ending credits Spare Tire Dixon . Bubba Smith have Al's mystery song, which is: Trixie ........... Dorit Sauer "Anna (Go With Him)" playing, instead Principal ........ Carol Gustafson of the normal theme music.] Charlie Verducci . Joseph Bologna Vinnie Verducci .. Matt Le Blanc Customer #1 ...... Michael Stanton Customer #2 ...... Ron Litman Dave ............. Suli McCullough -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rick Cool ........ Bean Baxter Johnson .......... F. Richards Ford Policeman ........ Dan Tullis, Jr. Flopsie .......... Heather Parkhurst "WEENIE TOT LOVERS & OTHER STRANGERS" (517) 098. 03/24/91 "KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO?" (521) WRITER: Kevin Curran 099. 04/07/91 A year's supply of something close to WRITERS: Ellen L. Fogle / Linda Day food known as "Weenie-Tots" could be Al's, if Kelly lands the job as Al and Peg go over to watch a movie at spokesgirl to represent the stuff. Marcy's house and proceed to take over Kelly becomes Miss Weenie Tot and Al the place. Meanwhile, the Bundy gets his favorite mock-food, but since offspring seek gainful employment, but Tots rapidly disintegrate upon contact only Bud gains, while Kelly babysits with air, Peg manages to spoil every the family from hell. Also, Bud box searching for a winning ticket. finally manages to get a girl. Mr. Shnick ....... Ray Girardin [Note: this episode originally aired IRS Agent ........ Milt Tarver as a one-hour "special" along with the Butter Lefkowitz . Helena Apothaker pilot showing of "Top of the Heap".] Rhonda Rose ...... Jennifer Braff -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Crystal .......... Helena Apothaker cut in front of Marcy and become the Agatha ........... Edith Varon store's one millionth customer. June Hubbard ..... Irina Cashen March Hubbard .... Joey Simmrin Manager .......... Bruce Jarchow January Hubbard .. Matt Leavitt Cashier .......... Jodie Mann December Hubbard . Kristen Semon Bob .............. John Mallory Asher April Hubbard .... Samantha Leavitt Nibbles .......... Bobbie Brown July Hubbard ..... Cheri Semon Butter ........... Helena Apothaker May Hubbard ...... Heather Lynne The D.J. ......... Kevin Ryder Cranny Mrs. Gillis ...... Louise P. Rapport Cheese Lady ...... Regina Leeds "YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (Part-1)" (519) 100. 04/14/91 "YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (Part-2)" (520) 101. 04/21/91 WRITERS: J.D. Brangato & Michael Ferris / Linda Day WRITERS: Stacie Lipp / Linda Day Al won't buy an air conditioner, so he Conclusion. The Bundys and the Darcys moves his family into a supermarket. compete in a battle to see who can get They are told to buy something or be $1,000 of groceries first. Kelly and arrested, so while checking out, they Bud pass the time by tormenting -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Foodie's special guest "The Beaver". dresses him in medieval costumes. Mr. Foodie ....... Alan Oppenheimer Mr. Lovejoy ...... Armin Shimmerman Manager .......... Bruce Jarchow Bubbles .......... Debbie Dunning Cashier .......... Jodie Mann Margie ........... Jennifer Blanc Nibbles .......... Bobbie Brown Bridgett ......... Trea Shields Boy .............. Brent Corman Himself .......... Jerry Mathers "ROUTE 666 (Part-1)" (522) 103. 05/05/91 "BUCK THE STUD" (524) 102. 04/28/91 WRITER: Katherine Green WRITERS: Chip Johannessen & John The Bundys go on a vacation and end up Rinker finding an old prospector who sells them a map to a gold mine. They call A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if Jefferson and Marcy, who come to the Buck will breed with his champion dog rescue, thinking the kids are dying, "Lady Briard". Needless to say, it but it turns out Al and Peg want their goes terribly wrong and Al is stuck money for the mine deal. The six of with the bill. Meanwhile, Kelly them go out to search for gold. becomes Bud's fashion counselor and -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Prospector ....... John Byner kindly to this turn of events. Codger #1 ........ Carmen Filpi Banjo Player ..... Buddy Matlock Demerson ......... Earl Billings Codger #2 ........ Owen Bush Yetta ............ Sharyn Leavitt Young Zeke ....... Michael G. Moye Macadamia ........ Renee Tenison Honey Roasted .... Ava Fabian Cashew ........... Pamela Anderson "ROUTE 666 (Part-2)" (523) Pecan ............ Bobbie Brown 104. 05/12/91 Fantasy Man ...... Derek Sellers Fantasy Man ...... David Nelson WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar Fantasy Man ...... Richard Hanson Fantasy Man ...... Alex Walters Conclusion. Al, Peg, Bud, Kelly, Fantasy Man ...... Steve Henneberry Marcy and Jefferson are all searching Almond .......... Heather E. Parkhurst for gold. Al discovers the first nugget and everyone but Kelly winds up with a bag of gold. They each have their fantasies about how to spend it. Eventually, we find out they're stuck in the middle of a tourist attraction, "seeded" with phony gold for the rubes to find. The miners don't take very -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- S I X T H S E A S O N ( 1 9 9 1 - 9 2 ) P R O D U C T I O N S T A F F Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver Ellen L. Fogle Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Producer ............................ Barbara Blachut Cramer Script Supervisor ................... Kevin Curran Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp Larry Jacobsen Creative Consultant ................. Marjorie Gross Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (Part-1)" (601) "SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (Part-2)" (602) 105. 09/08/91 106. 09/15/91 WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye WRITER: Kevin Curran In the sixth-season opener, Marcy and Dancing girls in a bar connected to Jefferson announce they are expecting, the bus station give Al some solace - sending Al into peals of laughter - and a dream of permanent escape - from until Peggy announces the same. This Peg's demands for belly rubbing and an is the end of the world for Al. Kelly expensive baby accessory. and Bud are not very pleased either and they take it out on him. Bartender ........ Monty Hoffman Girl Vendor ...... Lisa Saxton "Baby" (in dream) .... Abraham Benrubi Man with nose .... Joey Sagal Girl Dancer ...... Cyndi Pass -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "IF AL HAD A HAMMER" (603) 107. "CHEESE, CUES, AND BLOOD" (604) 09/22/91 108. 09/29/91 WRITER: Kevin Curran TELEPLAY: Brian Scully STORY: Allan Davis Armed with determination and the Bundy heirloom hammer, Al builds a room for Kelly earns a quick $1,000 to buy a himself and himself alone - until word gown for the Miss Cheese competition gets out. Meanwhile, Bud builds a new and a suspicious Al is out for blood - identity, but nobody else can seem to then out of blood when he sells his to remember it right. stake her moneymaking endeavors. Jill ............. Bobbie Phillips Doug ................ David Dario Norris ........... Frank Lloyd James ............... Bert L. Cook Harriet .......... Sharyn Leavitt Adam ................ B.T. Taylor Nelvia ........... Ellerine! Tony ................ Tom Perna Betsy ............ Catherine Rusoff Slick Stick Jackson . James Paradise Melba ............ Gita Isak Kid ................. Christian Guzek Melvin ........... Rick Scarry Harry ............ Jeff Michalski Herb ............. Anthony S. Johnson Sony ............. Bill Cho Lee -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A DESK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES" (605) "BUCK HAS A BELLY ACHE" (606) 110. 109. 10/06/91 10/13/91 WRITER: Stacie Lipp WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle While Peg's away helping Marcy recover When a disturbed Buck stops eating and her precious childhood belongings gets all the attention, Peggy goes (that Jefferson abandoned in a storage home to Wanker County, where her city locker), the family has an "anti-baby ways don't set right with her cousins. meeting" and makes plans for a new Bundy world order, which includes Cousin Eb ........ William Sanderson food, clean clothes and a "huge- Possum Boy ....... John Gerard hootered oriental woman" for Al, to Cousin Effie ..... Joey Lauren Adams replace the pregzilla Peggy. Young Kit ........ Patrick Cranshaw Bum .............. Robert Lesser Topsy ............ Renee Tenison Mrs.Garcia ....... Terri Hoyos Mopsy ............ Rosie Tenison Bathsheba ........ Lisa Saxton Jorge ............ Seth Dillon Salmoe ........... Tonya Offer -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "IF I COULD SEE ME NOW" (607) "GODS SHOES" (608) 111. 10/27/91 112. 11/03/91 WRITERS: Gabrielle Topping / Amanda WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle Bearse Regaining consciousness after a fall, Despite overwhelming evidence - such Al claims to have seen "god", whose as nearly driving into a lake, Al perfect shoes Al decides to market to steadfastly maintains he has no need the masses, using money that Jefferson for eyeglasses. But once fitted, his took from Marcy. happiness is blurred by the world he now sees around him. Sidney Rimhollow . Tim Kazurinsky Host ............. Larry Jacobson [NOTE: Katey Sagal took time-off Bob .............. Brad Parker starting with this episode] Lola ............. Megan O'Hara Scary Mary ....... June Foray Wally ............ Robert Fieldsteel TV Announcer ..... Gene Baxter -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-1)" (609) "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-2)" (610) 113. 11/10/91 114. 11/17/91 WRITER: Larry Jacobson WRITER: Larry Jacobson Gypped out of an appearance on public- Conclusion. Kelly hits Hollywood and access TV by her modeling school does her thing for the network brass, teacher, Kelly gets her own show on who love it - except for some teeny the air with $35 from her girlfriends. tiny (and disastrous) suggestions. "Vital social issues'n stuff with KELLY" features an all-girl band and Jeff Littlehead .. Jon Lovitz some of her friends discussing Cyndy ............ Donna Eskra subjects like "men's butts" and the Rock Turboman .... Pete Steinfeld slut of the week. The networks are Jeannie .......... Lisa Fuhrman interested. Roberta .......... Heather Grimes Samantha ......... Georgi Irene Vinnie Verducci .. Matt LeBlanc Stage Manager .... Cleveland O'Neal Talk Show Host ... Dinah Lenney Joanie ........... Kari Wuhrer Roberta .......... Heather Grimes Hair Dresser ..... Victor Hugo Basso Cyndy ............ Donna Eskra Gig Fontaine ..... Garth Ancier Samantha ......... Georgi Irene Girl #1 .......... Megan O'Hara Jeannie .......... Lisa Fuhrman Girl #2 ........ Denise Lee Richards -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK" (611) "SO THIS IS HOW SINATRA FELT" (612) 115. 11/24/91 116. 12/01/91 WRITER: Larry Jacobson WRITER: Stacie Lipp Mistaken identity turns Al from a PI's Peggy sends the kids to spy on Al, to janitor into a PI, hired by a comely confirm her suspicion that Al's new- client who fears family members may found giddiness is because of an interfere with her expected bequest of affair, rather than Al's claim that a priceless gem from her uncle. Before its only flirting by a "shoe groupie". that can happen, the uncle is murdered with Al holding the knife. Al solves Ricki ............ Jessica Hahn the case and wakes up this dream. Leona ............ Maggi Montgomery [Note: Katey Sagal returns] Vanessa Van Pelt . Traci Lords "I WHO HAVE BEEN NOTHING" (613) Adolph Van Pelt .. Anthony James 117. 12/22/91 Bruce Van Pelt ... David Sederholm Leonard Van Pelt . Frank Lloyd WRITER: Katherine Green Tanya Van Pelt ... Nicole Chamberlain Sandy ............ David Wells The game ball from Al's greatest Colonel Van Pelt . John Randolph gridiron day is in the hands of a -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- former flame, who won't give it back Biff ............. Dan Clark unless she can get her hands on Al. Sandy ............ Wendie Jo Sperber "JUST SHOE IT" (615) Lawyer ........... Paul Cira 119. 01/19/92 Aunt Heather ..... Karen Lynn Scott WRITER: Lisa Chernin 118. 01/05/92 "THE MYSTERY OF SKULL Who better to star in a new athletic- ISLAND" (614) [12/13/91] shoe commercial than 1966 Polk High All-City running back and shoe WRITER:Kevin Curran salesman Al Bundy? Bud does his coolest best while Director ......... Steve Vinovich wrapped around the finger of a girl Caterer .......... Tom Reilly excited by traditionally non-Bundy Receptionist ..... Elizabeth Giordano things, like rafting and sky-diving. Al's Feet ........ Frank Lloyd Meanwhile Peg invites the Darcy's over Casting Executive . George C. Simms to play a new board game called Himself .......... Steve Carlton "Ethical Dilemma". Himself .......... Sugar Ray Leonard Commercial Announcer . Jay Gardner Kara ............. Bobbie Phillips Himself .......... Ed "Too Tall" Jones -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "RITES OF PASSAGE" (616) "THE EGG AND I" (617) 120. 02/09/92 121. 02/16/92 WRITER: Ilunga Adell WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle Peg plans a clown-and-pony party for Marcy's ex-husband Steve is in town Bud's 18th birthday, but Al offers and on the lam, carrying hope for him a Bundy tradition - his first reconciliation and a price on his head visit to a nudie bar and his first for stealing a rare hawk egg. bar fight. Meanwhile, Buck falls in love with the pony. Steve Rhoades .... David Garrison F.B.I. Man ....... Dan Tullis, Jr. [Note: this episode's credits finally News Anchor ...... Larry McKay reveal that Buck the Dog's voice has [Voice of Buck ... Kevin Curran*] been provided by staff writer Kevin Curran. "DINNER WITH ANTHRAX" (619) Sticky the Clown . Roger Hewlett 122. 02/23/92 Roxanne .......... Gina Puzo Man .............. Carl Ciarfalio WRITER: Larry Jacobson Gorgo ............ Frank Lloyd The Voice of Buck. Kevin Curran Its Al and Peg's 20th anniversary and -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Peggy wants only one thing from Al... Al is a broken man when the Bundy's Meanwhile Kelly and Bud win the "My can no longer afford to buy a weekly dinner with Anthrax" contest, which TV Guide. When Jefferson arrives with means a house party with the thrash- a fistful of cash, Al discovers he has metal band, but there will be no party been running a psychic scam called unless they get rid of mom and dad "Madame Zelda". To keep him quiet, first. The answer: tricking them into Jefferson decides to let Al in on the taking a Florida "vacation" that turns deal, but Al soon takes over the whole out to be a time-share sales scam operation and the rest of the Bundys where the salesman won't leave them join in. Can Al unite the five alone. psychic bosses of Chicago? Will he be able to escape Madame Inga's curse? Stan ............. Fred Willard V.J. ............. Roger Rose Madam Inga .......... Candice Azzara Himself .......... Edd Byrnes Big Bob ............. Travis Venable Themselves ....... Anthrax Zelmo ............... Steven Trevor Hakbar .............. Z.Z. Clark "PSYCHIC AVENGERS" (618) Psychic #1 .......... Larry Udy 123. 03/01/92 Old Lady ............ Barbara Perry Thursday Markowitz .. Andy Flaster WRITERS: Calvin Brown, Jr. / Amanda Buck the Man ........ Kevin Curran Bearse -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "HI I.Q." (620) Delbert .......... James Quarter 124. 03/22/92 Margie ........... Rana Mack Ralph ......... Christopher M. Brown WRITER: Steve Crider Man .............. Tim Hill An invitation to a join the high intelligence "Alpha Club" at a party "TEACHER PETS" (621) is issued to Kelly - and not to Bud. 125. 04/05/92 When they discover the real reason behind the gathering, Kelly and Bud WRITER: Katherine Green decide to handle things with the usual Bundy charm (and violence). Bud's belief that his 40-year-old Meanwhile, Al buys a new "Handyman's teacher is romantically interested in Workbench 5000", which unfortunately him is greeted by guffaws from Al and has "some assembly required". This Kelly, but another student smells the challenges the combined intellects of smoke and wants some fire for herself. Al and Jefferson, as Peg and Marcy Meanwhile, Peggy has a cold. Can Bud watch and enjoy the show by taking keep two girls, or will he suffer a pictures and counting the injuries. humiliating Bundy defeat? Also in this episode, Al gets to watch another Scott ............ Joshua Rifkind episode of "Psycho Dad", while Peggy Guard ............ Gary Epp prefers the new series, "Psycho Mom". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Darlene .......... Charlotte Ross vacation (by himself), in the Bundy Kid .............. Ric Coy living room. Miss McGowen ..... Linda Gibboney Ernie ............ Bert L. Cook Mr. Nielsen ...... Louis Mustillo Mrs. Mariner ..... Lillian Adams Tour Guide ....... Edd Hall Janitor .......... Hal Landon, Jr. Kid #1 ........... Sean Fox "THE GOOD-BYE GIRL" (622) Guy .............. Mitchell Dean 126. 04/19/92 Kid #2 ........... Lindsey France Voice of Master Po .. Dana Lee WRITER: Stacie Lipp When Kelly's modeling school suddenly "THE GAS STATION SHOW" (623) closes down, she gets a new job as a 127. 04/26/92 greeter at the "TV World" theme park. When this is threatened by her low WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt performance ratings, Kelly gets switched into "Commercial Land" where Al turns sentimental after watching she plays "The Verminator" who hunts the film "Shenandoah" on TV so he down roaches (like Bud). Meanwhile, proclaims to the family that it is now Al takes his annual "Bundy World "Bundy Sunday Funday", but first they Tour", a week-long around the world must push the Dodge to a gas station. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unfortunately Al is broke after buying Hilgar ........... Heather E.Parkhurst $2 worth of "full service" gas and when the family raids the store for junk food he is stuck working off his "ENGLAND SHOW (Part-1)" (624) debt at the pumps. When Al eventually 128. 05/03/92 forces Bud to help him, the first car to arrive contains four platinum WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle blondes of the Swedish Bikini Team. This leaves Al with the Chicago The Bundys win a trip to England, Bowling Team, consisting of four very courtesy of the village Lower Uncton, large women. which can rid itself of a centuries- long curse by ridding the world of Joe .............. Phil Buckman male Bundys - and there are just two Jim .............. Colby Chester left. Back in 1653, an ancestor of Betty ............ Leah Ayres Al's - Shamus McBundy, insulted a fat, Jim jr ........... Jeffrey Roth ugly witch who then imposed a curse on Betty jr ......... Marisa Theodore the village and all future male Stacey ........... Andrea Leithe Bundys. The Lower Uncton residents Ulla ............. Peggy Trentini must kill the last male Bundys inside Karin ............ Anna Keller their city limits in order to end the Olga ............. Sherlock Ganz curse, while Upper Uncton people must Eva .............. Jane Frances insure they die outside the city so -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the curse does not get transferred to longer in London, the Bundys arrive in them. Lower Uncton - minus Kelly, who decides to stay behind since she is a [Note: Story editor Larry Jacobson "city girl". Marcy and Jefferson makes a cameo appearance.] continue the quest to catch up with their luggage. Meanwhile, at a London Winston .......... Bill Oddie disco Kelly receives a warning that Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong the family is in danger. She must Igor ............. Steven Hartley somehow find her way to Lower Uncton, Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman before its too late. Poxilda .......... Helena Carroll Voice of Buck .... Kevin Curran Winston .......... Bill Oddie Nearby Dog 1 ..... Ron Leavitt Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong Nearby Dog 2 ..... Michael G. Moye Igor ............. Steven Hartley Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman Voice of Buck .... Kevin Curran "ENGLAND SHOW (Part-2)" (625) 129. 05/10/92 WRITER: Stacie Lipp After shopping and eating a while -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "ENGLAND SHOW (Part-3)" (626) Winston .......... Bill Oddie 130. 05/17/92 Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong Igor ............. Steven Hartley WRITER: Kevin Curran Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman Voice of Buck .... Kevin Curran With a mob of angry villagers in front of them and the gallows behind them, Coming soon SERIES 7! Al and Bud finally realize that their lives may be in danger. Kelly arrives end. just in time to rescue them, but the family is pursued by Lower Unctonians until they reach the border between the two towns. Caught between two competing mobs, the Bundys fate will depend on Al's ability to joust, when the Unctonians make peace concessions based on concession sales. Meanwhile, Marcy and Jefferson are finally having a good time on their vacation... in a "bondage" club. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- M A R R I E D W I T H C H I L D R E N E P I S O D E G U I D E By Dean Adams R E G U L A R C A S T Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy David Garrison ...................... Steve Rhoades Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy Buck the Dog ........................ Buck -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- F I R S T S E A S O N ( 1 9 8 7 ) P R O D U C T I O N S T A F F Created by .......................... Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Supervising Producer ................ Katherine Green Richard Gurman Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Producer ............................ John Maxwell Anderson Associate Producer .................. Barbara Blachut Cramer Executive Story Editor .............. Sandy Sprung Marcy Vosburgh Program Consultant .................. Ellen L. Fogle Director (primary) .................. Linda Day Associate Director .................. Gerry Cohen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "PILOT" (101) 001. 04/05/87 WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt After 15 years of marriage and two kids, Chicagoans Al and Peggy have settled into a peaceful coexistence - disturbed only by the verbal volleys they exchange while awake. The opener introduces the Bundys to newlywed neighbors Steve and Marcy Rhoades. We also meet Luke, Al's swinging single co-worker at the shoe store. Peg wants Marcy and Steve to come over, so stops Al go to a basketball game. Customer #1 ...... Diana Bellamy Customer #2 ...... Sue Ann Gilfillan Tawny ............ Linda Dona Arnold ........... Victor Di Mattia Luke Ventura ..... Ritch Shydner -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "THINNERGY" (102) 002. 04/12/87 WRITER: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt Marcy gives Peg a diet book called Thinnergy and seeking to inject more energy into their lives - and bedroom - Peggy tries to get Al to join her on the diet. Fat chance. Life is not the same in the Bundy house, until Al can get her to give it up. Sandy ............ Elizabeth Edwards -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "BUT I DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY" (104) 003. 04/19/87 WRITER: Ron Burla There is a crime spree in the neighborhood. Steve and Marcy buy a guard dog after their house is robbed, Al and Peggy buy a gun to protect themselves. A noise in the night tests both defenses. Muldoon .......... Thomas Hill Bronson .......... J. Jay Saunders Norris ........... Frank Lloyd -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "WHOSE ROOM IS IT ANYWAY" (106) 004. 04/26/87 WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh DIRECTOR: Zane Buzby Steve and Marcy plan to add a room onto the house with their tax refund money. Al convinces Steve to make it a pool room, while Peggy and Marcy decide on an exercise room. Who will win? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY" (105) 005. 05/03/87 WRITERS: Richard Gurman & Katherine Green Al and Steve find a common bond as they restore a '65 Mustang; Peg and Marcy find a bond in detesting their husbands' all-consuming project. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "16 YEARS & WHAT DO YOU GET" (103) 006. 05/10/87 WRITERS: Katherine Green & Richard Gurman Neither Peggy nor Al can to stick to an agreement not to exchange gifts on their 16th anniversary, but Al comes home empty-handed when his credit- card is rejected for being over its limit. It seems that everyone else has maxed out the card, buying presents for themselves and Al. Violinist ........ Walter Olkewicz Marcel ........... Elias Zarou Salesman ......... Don Draper Mr. Conner ....... Richard Sanders -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "MARRIED... WITHOUT CHILDREN" (109) 007. 05/17/87 WRITERS: Ralph R. Farquhar, Story: Matt Geller Marcy and Steve learn once is enough after volunteering to care for Kelly and Bud while Al and Peg have a weekend away at a motel. Dweep ............ Gunther Jensen Sean ............. Noah Blake Debbie ........... Liane Curtis -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "THE POKER GAME" (110) 008. 05/24/87 WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye DIRECTOR: Brian Levant Steve feels "the rhythm of the game" and decides to sit in with Al and his poker cronies. He loses his paycheck to Al in the process. Lisa ............. Sue Ann Gilfillan Norris ........... Frank Lloyd E.J. ............. James Lashly Bum .............. William Utay Barney ........... Steve Susskind Russ ............. Garrett Morris -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "PEGGY SUE GOT WORK" (108) 009. 05/31/87 WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle To get the VCR that Al won't buy her, Peg gets a job in a department store, which threatens the "fun" of the Bundy marriage. Mr. Pond ......... Ernie Sabella Mr. Hugo ......... Irwin Keyes Woman #1 ......... Jeryl Jagoda Woman #2 ......... Regina Leeds -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "AL LOSES HIS CHERRY" (107) 010. 06/07/87 WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh and Sandy Sprung and Arlando Smith Al gets a firsthand look at Luke's swinging-singles life when he takes refuge at Luke's bachelor pad rather than return home to a fight with Peggy. Terry Cherry ..... Jerry Hall Sherry Cherry .... Pamela Bowman Luke Ventura ..... Ritch Shydner Delilah .......... Estelle Harris -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "NIGHTMARE ON AL'S STREET" (112) 011. 06/14/87 WRITER: Michael G. Moye Steve is out of town and Marcy becomes a nervous wreck when a romance-minded Al begins appearing nightly in her dreams. "JOHNNY BE GONE" (113) 013. 06/28/87 WRITERS: Katherine Green & Richard Gurman Problems for Kelly and Bud make Al and Peggy delay their departure for the closing bash at their favorite hamburger joint, "Johnny B Goods". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "WHERE'S THE BOSS" (111) 012. 06/21/87 WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung After mistakenly thinking the shoe store owner Gary is dead, Al decides to quit the shoe business if he doesn't get some personal recognition from the boss he has never seen. Gary .............. Geoffrey Scott Guard ............ Billy Beck Happy ............. J.J. Johnston Ed ............... Lewis Arquette Bart .............. Rick Waln Donna ............ Amanda Sherman Nancy ............. Diana Bellamy Teddy ............ Vonni Ribisi -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- S E C O N D S E A S O N ( 1 9 8 7 - 8 8 ) P R O D U C T I O N S T A F F Supervising Producer ................ Katherine Green Richard Gurman Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Producer ............................ Sandy Sprung Marcy Vosburgh Associate Producer .................. Barbara Blachut Cramer Story Editor ........................ Ellen L. Fogle Ralph R. Farquhar Director (primary) .................. Linda Day Associate Director .................. Gerry Cohen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "POPPY'S BY THE TREE (Part-1)" (202) 014. 09/27/87 WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt The Bundys begin their second season with a vacation in Dumpwater, Florida, at a cut-rate motel where an axe murderer who hates tourists shows up every five years and the locals bet on the time he will strike next. Delbert .......... Gary Grubbs Kelly's boyfriend. Dan Gauthier Sheriff .......... Richard Paul Roy .............. Charlie Dell Dottie ........... Sandy Sprung * Gloria ........... Becky Phelps Becky ............ Kim Morgan Greene Harold ........... Bill Marcus Beany ............ Ian Pat Williams -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "POPPY'S BY THE TREE (Part-2)" (203) 015. 09/27/87 WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt Conclusion. Peg spoils the family's fun when she is kidnapped by the axe murderer and Al has to rescue her. Killer ........... Vic Polizos "IF I WERE A RICH MAN" (204) 016. 10/04/87 WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh Al & Steve visit the vault at Steve's bank and the next day $1 million dollars is reporting missing. Al is then treated like a king by Peggy and the kids when they think he has money. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "BUCK CAN DO IT" (201) 017. 10/11/87 WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt Al is loath to have Buck the dog neutered, despite the threat of a lawsuit from neighbors angered by Buck's "carnal trespassing" and the resulting "stupid, ugly puppies". Buck (in dream) .. Derek McGrath Chainsaw ......... Dick Durock Mr. Pittman ...... Mitchell Greenberg -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN 1" (206) 018. 10/18/87 WRITERS: Tracy Gamble & Richard Vakcy A beef with Steve sends Marcy out for an evening with Peggy and the girls for her first peek at a male strip club, Troy's. Marcy loses her composure and then her wedding ring, which slips into a dancer's briefs as she slips him a tip. [Note: originally shown as a 1-hour episode] Zorro ............ Billy Hufsey Wanda ........... Lisa Kahofer Fanny ............ La Rue Stanley Sheila .......... Judy Kain Ernest ........... Joey D. Viera Bouncer ......... Richard Brose Louise ........... Charlotte Crossley Skippy .......... Mike Christian -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Leon ............. Nick Montgomerey Host/Announcer .. George Solomon Cowboy ........... Christopher Whalley Mervyn .......... Steve Guri Construction Worker .. Doug Donatelli "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN 2" (207) 019. 10/18/87 WRITERS: Tracy Gamble & Richard Vaczy Conclusion. Zorro the stripper shows up on Al's doorstep with Marcy's missing ring. He then gives it to Steve, who eventually confronts Marcy with it in the bedroom. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS" (205) 020. 10/25/87 WRITER: Richard Gurman & Katherine Green Al's beef with the phone company has neighbors and family wanting his hide after the Bundy phone service is cut off. Al refuses to pay a large phone bill. There is also a light outside the house that he doesn't like. "BORN TO WALK" (208) 021. 11/01/87 WRITER: John Vorhaus Kelly gets her driver's license - on the same day that Al fails the test for his license renewal. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "ALLEY OF THE DOLLS" (209) 022. 11/08/87 WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh Victory seems assured when Steve agrees to become a Bundy for a family bowling match against Peg's arch rival from high school, but Bud has thrown his bowling-lesson money into the gutter. Mimi ............. Deborah Harmon Roscoe ........... Darren Modder Chuck ............ Bill Kalmenson Didi ............. Jennifer Sophia Frank ............ Larry Spinak -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "THE RAZOR'S EDGE" (210) 023. 11/15/87 WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle Steve goes away on a river rafting trip, and when he comes back he has a beard. Marcy and Steve argue over his refusal to shave it off, which prompts Steve to move in with the Bundys. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "HOW DO YOU SPELL REVENGE?" (211) 024. 11/22/87 WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar Al demands that Peggy improve her softball skills - or she is off the team. Meanwhile Kelly's new boyfriend asks her to prove her love - by getting a tattoo. Brian ............ Kris Kamm Jimmy ....... John Dennis Johnston -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "EARTH ANGEL" (212) 025. 12/06/87 WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle There's a new harmony in the Bundy house, the neighborhood, and the world in general after Bud discovers a 21- year-old art student named Tiffany in the park and brings her home. Everyone likes her except Marcy, who plots to get rid of her. Tiffany .......... Dawn Merrick Sheila ........... Judy Kain Fanny ............ La Rue Stanley Fern ............. Lana Schwab Larry ............ Gene Le Bell Norris ........... Frank Lloyd Dennis ........... John Wesley Barney ........... Steve Susskind Louise ........... Charlotte Crossley -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "YOU BETTER WATCH OUT" (213) 026. 12/20/87 WRITERS: Katherine Green & Richard Gurman The Bundys' christmas eve is interrupted by a nontraditional visit from Santa Claus, who misses his scheduled arrival at a shopping mall when his parachute fails to open and he instead plummets into the Bundy back yard. Coroner .......... Mike Hagerty Mr. Mallman ...... David Ruprecht Nestor ........... Michael Faustino Carl ............. Edan Gross Delivery Boy ..... Robert Petkoff -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "GUYS AND DOLLS" (214) 027. 01/10/88 WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh Al and Steve engineer a major-league deal: they buy two classic baseball cards with the money obtained by selling Marcy's 20-year-old Barbie doll, the one she's been saving for the daughter she hopes to have someday. They are then forced to go out and find the doll in the streets. Cop .............. Nick De Mauro -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "BUILD A BETTER MOUSETRAP" (215) 028. 01/24/88 TELEPLAY: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt STORY: J. Stanford Parker There's a mouse in the Bundy house, but Al disdains using a professional exterminator, especially when the battle becomes "personal". Al will stop at nothing to get the mouse, even if it means wrecking the house. Wally ............ Patrick T. O'Brien -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "MASTER THE POSSIBILITIES" (216) 029. 02/07/88 WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye The Bundys, under the impression that you don't have to pay for anything you didn't order, go on a spending spree and then some, when the postman leaves a new credit card addressed to Buck the dog. Hiram Massey ..... Bill Erwin Hon .............. Debi A. Monahan Bellboy .......... Jim Keily Paula ............ Caryn Wells Kristi ........... Christi Allen Frieda ........... Linda Lutz -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "PEGGY LOVES AL - YEAH, YEAH" (217) 030. 02/14/88 WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar DIRECTER: Gerry Cohen On Valentine's Day, Kelly hauls in a load of valentines and Steve is giving Marcy a trip to Hawaii. Meanwhile, Bud holds a vigil at the mailbox, waiting for his first valentine and Peg awaits a decision on whether or not she'll get the gift she wants from Al - for him to say "I love you". [Note: when originally broadcast, this episode ended with a phone number for viewers to call and vote on what Al should say. Later on that night, they played the ending. The vote was 67% in favor of Al saying "I Love You".] April May June .... Lihann Jones -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "THE GREAT ESCAPE" (218) 031. 02/21/88 WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle While the Bundy house is being fumigated for termites, the family stays at the shoe store, where a grounded Kelly plots an escape to a rock concert. Jade ............. Teri Weigel Trish ............ Barbara Belmonte Heather .......... Hope Marie Carlton Jackie ........... Kim Anderson Mitzi ............ Barbara Schillaci Termite Boss ..... Cliff Bemis -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "IM-PO-DENT" (219) 032. 02/28/88 WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh Marcy lives to regret driving - and denting - Steve's new Mercedes, particularly when she learns she has less to live for. To get back at her Steve feigns impotence and tricks Marcy into being his household servant. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "JUST MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN" (220) 033. 03/06/88 WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle While going through Steve and Marcy's mail, Al and Peg find and fill out an application for a game show ("How do I love thee?"), where the object is a Bundy natural: surviving torture. The Bundys go on the show pretending to be Steve and Marcy. Steve and Marcy then show up at the end of the game show as Al and Peggy. The husband who survives the most abuse will be the winner. Bink Winkleman ... David Leisure Lovely Zelda ..... Jessie Scott Mona Squab ....... Catherine Rusoff Roland Squab ..... Geoff Pierson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "FATHER LODE" (221) 034. 03/13/88 WRITER: Jerry Perzigian Al goes to great lengths to keep his race-track winnings a secret from Peg. Jade ............. Teri Weigel -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "ALL IN THE FAMILY" (222) 035. 05/01/88 WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung Peggy's eccentric relatives visit the Bundy house, including battling uncles and singing and dancing triplet aunts, whose show-biz career is threatened by Al's advice. Uncle Irwin ...... King Kong Bundy The Wanker Triplets .. Milly, Elena and Eadie Del Rubio Uncle Otto ....... James "Gypsy" Haake -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- T H I R D S E A S O N ( 1 9 8 8 - 8 9 ) P R O D U C T I O N S T A F F Producer ............................ Sandy Sprung Marcy Vosburgh Supervising Producer ................ Richard Gurman Co-Executive Producer ............... Katherine Green Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Associate Producer .................. Barbara Blachut Cramer Script Supervisor ................... Kevin Curran Creative Consultant ................. Arthur Silver Executive Script Consultant ......... Ellen L. Fogle Executive Story Editor .............. Ralph R. Farquhar Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp Larry Jacobsen Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "HE THOUGHT HE COULD" (302) 036. 11/06/88 WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye The third season opens with Al achieving dubious fame for his furtive attempts to return the library copy of "The Little Engine That Could" that he checked out in 1957 while in Elementary school. He goes to return it and finds the same fat librarian that was there when he was a kid. DeGroot .......... Lu Leonard Young Al ......... Edan Gross Lenny ............ Brandon Bluhm Book Boy ......... Joseph Dammann -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I'M GOING TO SWEATLAND" (303) 037. 11/20/88 TELEPLAY: Pamela Wick & Susan Cridland Suspicious minds question Peggy's claim that she saw Elvis at the mall, until Marcy notices that one of Al's shirts has a perspiration stain in the shape of the King's face. The house is then overrun by Elvis fans. Dottie ........... Nancy Skelton Edna ............. Justine Lenore Margo ............ Michelle Milantoni Elvis? ........... Ron Stein Alajandro ........ Rawley Valverde Ollie ............ Ken Minyard Mrs. Webstock .... Tifni Twitchell Lew .............. Bob Arthur Samantha ......... Sadie Chrestman Clyde ............ Bruce Liberty -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "POKE HIGH" (304) 038. 11/27/88 WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar A high-school football player is threatening two Bundy scoring records, one held by Al - and the other by Kelly. Matt ............. Beau Dremann Kitty ............ Ria Pavia Ms. Mount ........ Cynthia Songe Mr. Groggs ....... Carey Eidel Coach ............ Greg White -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A PERIOD PIECE" (301) 039. 12/11/88 WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh Al and Steve mourn what might have been when the women in their lives accompany them on a fishing trip to a cabin in the woods. Unfortunately, it seems that its the wrong time of the month for Peg, Marcy and Kelly. [Note: the "censored" title for this episode is "The Camping Show".] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A DUMP OF MY OWN" (305) 040. 01/08/89 WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt The Bundys endure sacrifices as Al devotes himself to his lifelong dream: building his personal exclusive executive washroom, in the garage, with the centerpiece being a mighty Ferguson toilet - for a Man's flush. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER" (306) 041. 01/15/89 WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung To cheer up Peggy on her birthday, Al and Steve travel to Wisconsin and "Francine's of Hollywood" (whose motto is "If you've got the boulders, we've got the holders"), where lies the solution to Peggy's clothing crisis - a missing bra. Policeman ........ Deron McBee Muffy ............ April Wayne -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL" (307) 042. 01/29/89 WRITERS: Jules Dennis & Richard Mueller / John Sgueglia Desperate men take desperate measures: Al and Steve put their heads together seeking solutions to impending baldness. Steve tries joining a club for bald men and takes Al along with him. Lance ............ Graham Jarvis Jim .............. Jim Maniaci Amber ............ Kay Wolf Crystal .......... Therese Kablan Murray ........... Henry G. Sanders -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "THE GYPSY CRIED" (309) 043. 02/05/89 WRITER: Richard Gurman A psychic sees good things for Steve, Al and Peggy, but tragedy is in the cards for Marcy, who insists that the lucky ones accompany her as insurance on a business flight to New York. Madame Olga ...... Carmen Zapata Fluffy ........... Sandra Wild Fred ............. Steve Bean Vandergelder ..... F. William Parker Vicky ............ Barbara Alyn Woods -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BARBER" (308) 044. 02/12/89 WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye / James E. Hornbeck After the death of his longtime barber, Al lets his hair down - way down, rather than tolerate a visit to a "stylist" and a "salon." Mr. Adonis ....... Kenny Sacha Mr. Ron .......... Steve Levy Russ ............. Garrett Morris Louie ............ Vito D'Ambrosio Murphy ........... Charlie Fran ............. Stacy Alden Norris ........... Frank Lloyd Barney ........... Steve Susskind Eduardo .......... Harry Hart-Browne -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT" (310) 045. **/**/** WRITERS: Jeanne Baruch & Jeanne Romano In an attempt to revive their sex life, Peg (at Marcy's suggestion), lures Al to the Hop-On-Inn motel. There they discover a couple of familiar faces on the adult video channel: Steve and Marcy. When Steve points out that Al and Peg must have been taped too, Al and Marcy want to break some legs, while Peg and Steve want to sue. In court, the details of the Bundys' sex life leave the jury so unimpressed that they award them nothing, but Steve and Marcy's performance was worth $10,000. [Note: this episode was never broadcast as scheduled, because of -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- many disagreements between the show's producers and the Fox network censors.] Ms. Weigel ....... Lora Zane Judge ............ Lillian Lehman Jury Foreman ..... Ken Thorley -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "EATIN' OUT" (311) 046. 02/19/89 WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh A family dinner at a fine restaurant is how the Bundys decide to spend a windfall (an inheritance check for $250), but its apparent that fine dining in public is not a regular part of the Bundy lifestyle. Paul ............. Michael Tulin Harold ........... Tom Tully Harold's Wife .... Mary Jo Kirwan Photo Girl ....... Dona Speir Maitre'D . Clement Von Franckenstein Waiter No.1 ...... William Rogers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "MY MOM, THE MOM" (312) 047. 02/26/89 TELEPLAY: Lesa Kite & Cindy Begel, STORY: Jan Rosenbloom While Al teaches responsibility and the meaning of the dollar to Bud, Peggy does the same, in her own inimitable style, to anyone who will listen during Mother-Daughter Career Day at Kelly's school. Judge Spivak ..... Teri Ralston Jade ............. Teri Weigel Susan ............ Deborah Levin Becky ............ Julie Condra -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME" (313) 048. 03/12/89 TELEPLAY: Robert Ulin STORY: Gabrielle Topping After Kelly's prank on the tap-dancing club, the principal dictates she either join the club (of "geeks and dweebs") or leave school, which would leave her without a daily hot meal. Kelly must then do a Tap Dance recital, but she drops the idea at the last minute and does something slightly more exciting (and erotic). Also, Al gives the Bundy credo as: "When one Bundy is embarrassed, the rest of us feel better about ourselves." We also find out that Al buys clothes at "Bob's Pre-Owned Socks 'n Stuff". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mrs. Wicker ...... Bunny Summers Mr. Wormer ....... Sandy Helberg Bruno ............ Jesse Borrego "A THREE JOB, NO INCOME FAMILY" (314) 049. 03/19/89 WRITER: Richard Gurman After Peggy gets a "job" of selling herself Patty-Girl makeup, Al tries to regain some financial respect by taking a second job at a fast food place: Burger Trek. Heather .......... Teresa Ganzel Captain .......... Pauly Shore Shep ............. Christian Jacobs Butch ............ Dylan Kussman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "THE HARDER THEY FALL" (315) 050. 03/26/89 WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle While driving Peggy back from the video store, Steve gets cut off in traffic and Peg gives the guy the finger. Steve is then afraid of a violent reprisal, when he is followed home by the man. Al convinces Steve to take the first punch and he ends up knocking out a midget. Mr. Williams ..... Daniel Frishman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "THE HOUSE THAT PEG LOST" (316) 051. 04/09/89 WRITER: Steve Granat & Mel Sherer After asking the Bundys to watch their house while they're away, Steve and Marcy return to find a big hole where their house once stood. Meanwhile, Kelly has a slumber party for her friends, but Bud disrupts it and turns things into a riot. Lauren ........... Allison Barron Karen ............ Kristen Pearcey Charlene ......... Laurie Plaksin Tasha ............ Tracy Justrich Workman .......... Jonathan Coogan TV Announcer ..... Howard Stevens -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "MARRIED... WITH QUEEN 1" (317) 052. 04/23/89 WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle Peggy spends $2,800 in an effort to get elected queen at her high school reunion, but she may be outdone by arch rival Connie Bender. Connie ........... Lisa Raggio Jack ............. Jack Yates Vicky ............ Catherine Carlen Edna ............. Carol Mansell Silky ............ Barbara Belmonte Go-Go Dancer ..... Andrea Parker Velour ........... Patricia Matthews Sumo Yohiro ...... Betty Muramoto -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "MARRIED... WITH QUEEN 2" (318) 053. 04/30/89 WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle Conclusion. Peggy stands to lose the crown to Connie until Al finally stands up to Connie's husband Jack. Meanwhile Bud and Kelly crash the party for some real food. Connie ........... Lisa Raggio Jack ............. Jack Yates Tim Potter ....... Bill Applebaum Eli .............. Richard Jeni Jimbo ............ Robert Schuch Milton ........... Eric Tull Vicky ............ Catherine Carlen Speedy ........... Ric Stoneback Rick ............. John Apicella Geena ............ Lynda Lenet Thelma ........... Claudia Harrington -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Linda ............ Lisa Donovan Melinda .......... Laura Mellencamp Sable ............ Lynne Austin Eli .............. David L. Lander Larry Fleishman .. Bill Bateman "THE DATELESS AMIGO" (320) 054. 05/07/89 WRITER: Sara V. Finney & Vida Spears After his friends both find dates, Bud is desperately seeking Susan - or any girl who'll date him - while Al comes up with a million-dollar invention that looks desperate. Al takes the battery and headlights out of his car and straps them on Kelly, thereby inventing "Shoe Lights". Teddy ............ Vonni Ribisi -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Boz .............. Stephen Dorff Lisa ............. Heather Hopper Caroline ......... Christy Johnson "THE COMPUTER SHOW" (319) 055. 05/14/89 WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar If a computer can't fetch your slippers, there doesn't seem to be any reason for having it, reasons Al. So Peggy buys one, ostensibly for the kids' schoolwork, but it gets more use as a hat rack. Computer Voice ... Nick Toth -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "LIFE'S A BEACH" (321) 056. 05/21/89 WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar Seeking more family togetherness, Al declares "Bundy Day at the Beach," where the kids compete to find new flames, while an old flame finds Al. Marilyn Beamis ... Morgan Brittany Tina ............. Candy Hutson Chris ............ Brice Alan Lucy ............. Christi Allen Lifeguard ........ Pete Steinfeld Jill ............. Amber Susa Wendy ............ Sandra Alexander Mark ............. Gary Mauro Betsy ............ Marilyn Pitzer Sandy ............ Tracy Burton Kid No. 1 ........ Michael Faustino Luana ............ Marcy Austin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Beach Boy ........ Saman "HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID" (322) 057. 08/27/89 TELEPLAY: Jeanne Baruch & Jeanne Romano STORY: Len O'Neill Al goes the distance to placate Peggy, who's peeved that the neighborhood peeper has yet to peep at her. Meanwhile, Bud tutors Kelly so she can pass the tests to make senior. Fanny ............ LaRue Stanley Fifi ............. Luann Lee Marsha ........... Shirley Prestia Mrs. McGinty ..... Delores Albin Lois ............. Healy Cunningham -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------MORE-------------->>> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- F O U R T H S E A S O N ( 1 9 8 9 - 9 0 ) P R O D U C T I O N S T A F F Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver Katherine Green Ellen L. Fogle Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Co-Producer ......................... Barbara Blachut Cramer Story Editor ........................ Kevin Curran Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "HOT OFF THE GRILL" (401) 058. 09/03/89 WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt The Bundys' fourth season begins with a Labor Day barbecue, a major turn-on for Al, as is the sight of Peggy laboring mightily to make everything just right for his creation of "special" Bundy burgers. Unfortunately, one of the special ingredients turns out to be the ashes of Marcy's dead aunt. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "DEAD MEN DON'T DO AEROBICS" (402) 059. 09/10/89 WRITER: Katherine Green A two-week visit from "the healthiest man in Chicago" evolves into a test of wills between contest-winner Peggy and the TV aerobics instructor who makes her pant in ways other than she wants. At the end of the week, we learn who had the strongest will when Jim is sitting on the couch eating bon-bons. Unfortunately for Peg, he also dies. [NOTE: the episode ends with the following message - "This show is dedicated to our brother the mighty cockroach. Let him show us the way."] Jim Jupiter ...... Tom Lahm Bunny ............ Michele Smith -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lola ............. Katy Eickstaedt "BUCK SAVES THE DAY" (403) 060. 09/24/89 WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung The Bundy kids need to raise money for concert tickets: Bud sells Al "Dan'l" Bundy as a camping guide and Kelly fleeces Peggy's friends at poker. Al and Steve then have to take a bunch of kids camping. Joey ............. Michael Faustino Fern ............. Lana Schwab Louise ........... Charlotte Crossley Victor ........... Aeryk Egan -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "TOOTH AND CONSEQUENCES" (404) 061. 10/01/89 TELEPLAY: Sheldon Krasner & David Saling STORY: Will Rogers Excruciating pain forces Al to see Marcy's dentist, a man dedicated to his profession almost as much as he is to this week's dental assistant. Dr. Plierson ..... Joe Flaherty T.C./Assistant ... Traci Lords Bill ............. Scott Garrison -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "HE AIN'T MUCH, BUT HE'S MINE" (405) 062. 10/08/89 WRITER: Lisa Rosenthal A beauty-parlor discussion with a well-kept woman makes Peggy think her very own Al is the keeper. Meanwhile, Marcy suffers from a bad hairstyle that makes her look like Peggy. Ginger ........... Elizabeth Keifer Molly ............ Kimmy Robertson Renee ...........Vernee Watson Johnson Sonya ............ Brenda Lilly -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "FAIR EXCHANGE" (406) 063. 10/29/89 WRITER: Al Aiderman The Bundys can feast on the $500 a month they receive for hosting a foreign exchange student, but the beautiful French visitor turns Kelly's social life to famine. Yvette ........... Milla Jovovich Myron ............ Richard Israel Hank ............. Gregg Thomsen Bob ...... Douglas Bryant Johnson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "DESPERATELY SEEKING MISS OCTOBER" (407) 064. 11/05/89 WRITERS: Arthur Silver & Steve Bing When a playmate comes into Al's store, he is eager to get home and look up her issue. But Al is a broken man when he finds that Peggy has sold his family heirloom (the meticulously cared-for collection of Playboy magazines), to buy a good-luck charm to win the lottery. Ed O'Neill plays the ghost of Al's father, who encourages him to get some self respect back, so Al forces Peg to get his Playboy's back. Which she does by selling his car. [Brandi Brandt was the Playboy centerfold October, 1987] Playmate ......... Brandi Brandt -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "976-SHOE" (408) 065. 11/12/89 WRITERS: Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh Steve may be booted out of his bank after he okays a $50,000 loan to Al, who has plans afoot for a new phone service to solve shoe problems. Al becomes "Dr. Shoe" at 555-SHOE - but nobody calls, despite his TV ads. Marcy tries to help by loaning him another $50,000 from her bank to repay Steve, but Al spends that as well. Steve loses his job over the loan and Marcy gets demoted to drive-up teller. Muffy ............ Kari Whitman Peamon ............ Ray Reinhardt Sherrif .......... Dan Tullis, Jr. Swensen ........... Kerry Burke Farmer ........... R. Leo Schreiber -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "OH WHAT A FEELING" (409) 066. 11/19/89 WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye Al hits a bump on the road to a new car when he finds that the amount he digs up for a down payment is a bit less than the amount he buried. Al is then forced to buy a used car. Tony .............. John Welsh Lewis ............. Marc Bentley Vince ............. Mike Tino Mr. Writeman ...... Joe Farago Mrs. Writeman ..... Nancy Priddy -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "AT THE ZOO" (410) 067. 11/26/89 WRITER: Katherine Green Marcy has an animal lust for Steve's blood after her unemployed husband spends time at the zoo and aquarium instead of looking for a job. Reporter .......... Matt McKenzie TV News Anchor .... Lisa Moss Courtney .......... Jennifer Banko Sonny ............. Dan Tullis, Jr. Norris ............ Frank Lloyd Chelsea ........... Trudy Adams Bartender ......... Michael Francis Clarke -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "ITS A BUNDYFUL LIFE (Part-1)" (412) 068. 12/17/89 WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt Al is left sad and alone after his plans for "the best Bundy Christmas ever" are thwarted, when he can't get to Marcy's bank in time to withdraw the money he saved to buy everyone presents. We also hear a moving recital of Al Bundy's Christmas story: "Twas the night before christmas and all through the house, no food was a stirring, not even a mouse. Stockings were hung 'round dad's neck like a tie, along with a note that said 'presents or die'. Children were plotting all night in their beds, while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head. But daddy had -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- money this year in the bank, then they closed up early, now dad's in the tank... and all of a sudden Santa appeared, a sneer on his face, booze in his beard. Santa I said as he laughed merrily, you do so much for others do something for me. Bundy he said, you only sell shoes, your son is a sneak-thief, your daughters' a flooze. Ho Ho Santa said, should I mention your wife, her hairs like an a-bomb, her nails like a knife. As he climbs up the chimney, that fat piece of dung, he mooned me two times, he stuck out his tongue. And I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee: you're married with children, you'll never be free." Midge ............ Kate Romero Horowitz ......... Don Sparks Franklin ......... Tim Eyster -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (Part-2)" (413) 069. 12/17/89 WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt Conclusion. Al's guardian angel (Sam Kinison) shows him what life would be like for Peggy and the kids if he'd never been born, a question Al posed after a drunken Marcy and an ill- fated, cash-motivated foray into child care at the mall left him with no money for the gifts he promised. Angel ............ Sam Kinison Norman ........... Ted McGinley -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN?" (411) 070. 01/07/90 WRITER: Kevin Curran Al is "one man against nature," determined to fix a leak in the roof, but each fall from the roof makes it harder to tell whether he's too cheap or just too stupid to call a professional. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A TAXING PROBLEM" (415) 071. 01/14/90 WRITER: Paul Diamond Thanks to Peggy's creative tax preparations, Al needs a quick $5000 in order to pay off the IRS and stay out of jail. An ad in the paper leads him to a couple willing to pay that much - for Peggy's hair. Leo Privett ...... Paul Coutos Mailman .......... A.J. Freeman Marie Privett .... Coleen Maloney -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "ROCK AND ROLL GIRL" (414) 072. 02/04/90 WRITERS: Ellen L. Fogle / Linda Day Acting as her agent, Bud helps Kelly land an ideal job when Al challenges family members to earn a dollar of his or her own. Rockers "The Gutter Cats" appear as themselves. [Note: this was David Garrison's last show] Officer .......... Dan Tullis Jr. Carrie ........... Eva LaRue Sharrie .......... Deborah Dillon Mary ............. Jill Pierce Cecil ............ Shabba-Doo Bum .............. Chuck E. Weiss Brenda ........... Jamie Lynn Grenham -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM 1" (416) 073. 02/11/90 WRITER: Sioux Doanham Steve is history and Marcy is manless after his "Dear Marcy" note, so Bud tries to catch her on the rebound. Peggy talks her into a just-us-girls vacation to Vegas where they lose $5,000 of Al's money. Pizza Boy ........ Michael Stoyanov Man .............. Michael Saccente Dealer ........... Lawrence Lott -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM 2" (417) 074. 02/18/90 WRITER: Kevin Curran Bad times hit the good-time girls, leaving Al to come to the rescue and try to win $10,000 by staying three minutes in the ring with Big Bad Mama of the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling, a huge monster of a woman. Yummy ............ Ava Fabian Gambler .......... Rick Zumwalt Announcer ........ Tony Cimber Hollywood ........ Jeanne Basone Big Bad Momma .... Lynn Braxton Croupier ......... Sam Clay Man .............. Nicholas Dorr Referee .......... Gene LeBell Lounge Singer .... Sarah Taylor Elmo ............. Tommy Nast -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Babe ............. Ursula Hayden "WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND" (418) 075. 02/25/90 WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle Al is asked to speak at his high- school homecoming, where Kelly keeps two dates happy and Bud plots revenge on a girl who once embarrasses him by running his underwear up a flagpole. Jeff ............. Joel J. Edwards Mr. Blum ......... Mik Scriba Principal Ravinko. Carol Gustafson Clyde ............ Steve Bruskin Heather McCoy.. Tiffani-Amber Thiessen Guy #1 ........... Joshua D. Howard Guy #2 ........... Corey Tyler Rick ...... Bojesse Christopher Graham -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "PEGGY TURNS 300" (420) 076. 03/25/90 WRITERS: Katherine Green / Tony Singletary Al plans a special evening for Peggy's birthday - a night at the Bowlarama, where he hopes to finally beat his arch-rival's high game record. Al manages to break the record score, but then moments later Peg bowls a perfect game. Puggy ............ Michael McManus Himself .......... Garrett Glaser Bowler #1 ........ Michael O'Guinne Himself .......... Roy Firestone -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "PEGGY MADE A LITTLE LAMB" (421) 077. 04/15/90 WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle Peg discovers that she never graduated High School, because she flunked one class: home economics. Now she must go back to school with Kelly and pass the final exam. This results in some problems for Kelly. Miss Beyer ....... Marge Redmond Bum .............. Chuck E. Weiss Ruben ............ Patrick J. Dancy Senior #1 ........ Keely Christian Susan ............ Geri Betzler Senior #2 ........ Sandi Whitten -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "RAINGIRL" (419) 078. 04/29/90 WRITER: Kevin Curran Kelly has to take a job at a TV station, but she moves from intern to a $1000-a-week "weather bunny", moving the current meteorologist to storm off. This leaves Kelly and her new manager Al with a $250,000 contract offer. Bill Palomino .... Ben Lemon Station Manager .. Fran Montano -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "THE AGONY OF DeFEET" (422) 079. 05/06/90 WRITERS: Diane Burroughs & Joey Gutierrez Al is dreaming about feet, in fact he's getting nightmares about them. He also ends up judging a "beauty" contest at the shoe store. Meanwhile, Kelly tricks Bud and Marcy into thinking they slept with each other. Jim .............. Noah Blake Rhonda ........... Robin Angers Pagent Master .... Jim O'Doherty Joey ............. Michael John Burns Judge #1 ......... Lou Wills Judge #2 ......... Mary Gillis -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "YARD SALE" (423) 080. 05/13/90 WRITERS: Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung Peg will buy anything at a yard sale. She brings home a boar's head & there is no more room in the garage to put it, Al decides enough is enough and he resolves to have a yard sale of their own despite Peggy's protests. These are items that nobody but Peg would be stupid enough to buy. Al's next idea is to create "Bundyland: the happiest place on Earth". Statue ........... Alex Walters Mark ............. Josh Carroll Tom .............. Andrew Steinfeld Alice ............ Kate Morrison Mildred .......... Cynthia Sullivan Freddy ........... Brent Corman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- F I F T H S E A S O N ( 1 9 9 0 - 9 1 ) P R O D U C T I O N S T A F F Producer ............................ Kevin Curran Barbara Blachut Cramer Supervising Producer ................ Ellen L. Fogle Ralph R. Farquhar Co-Executive Producer ............... Katherine Green Arthur Silver Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp Larry Jacobsen Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NEW REGULAR CAST MEMBER: Ted McGinley as Jefferson Darcy "WE'LL FOLLOW THE SUN" (502) 081. 09/23/90 WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye Its Labor Day. Al decides to take the family on a vacation and see America by car, but instead they end up spending the entire time caught in a traffic jam on the freeway. Gerry ............ Eric Menyuk Kitty ............ Marla Fries Motorist #1 ...... Frank Lloyd Motorist #2 ...... Gita Isak Motorist #3 ...... Eddie Rio -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "AL... WITH KELLY" (501) 082. 09/30/90 TELEPLAY: Stacie Lipp STORY: Gabrielle Topping Kelly and Al feign sickness so that they can avoid going to Peg's mother's place. Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to take care of her. Al also gets to watch his favorite TV show, which is "Psycho Dad". Yvette ........... Pamela Anderson Yvonne ........... Beckie Mullen Pizza Boy ........ Jay Anthony Franke Nurse ............ Teresa Frost -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "SUE CASA, HIS CASA" (503) 083. 10/07/90 WRITER: Kevin Curran The Bundys go to court when a Mercedes hits the Bundymobile - according to the newly licenced Bud. Unfortunately, the case (and kids) don't stand up well to the cross- examination. Mr. Lincoln ...... Mark L. Taylor Bailiff .......... Rif Hutton The Judge ........ Joyce Brothers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "THE UNNATURAL" (504) 084. 10/14/90 WRITER: Katherine Green Al's softball team wants to bench him before the championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes. Peg is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' vote. Roy .............. Fred Shelton Norris ........... Frank Lloyd Barney ........... Steve Susskind Old Codger ....... Greg Lewis Announcer ........ Ray J. Templin Kid .............. Ian Ziering Hardy ............ Derek Sellers Sven Hunkstrom ... Dan Blom -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "DANCE SHOW" (505) 085. 10/21/90 WRITER: Arthur Silver Al doesn't mind when Peg starts going to Marcy's dance hall and trips the light fantastic with a handsome man, until another man tells Al that Peg is stealing his husband. (Yes, his husband). Pete ............. Dan Castellaneta Andy ............. Sam McMurray Trixie ........... Dorit Sauer -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "KELLY BOUNCES BACK" (506) 086. 10/28/90 WRITER: Al Aiderman Aspiring model Kelly invents a beguiling maneuver called the "Bundy Bounce" for her first audition - spokesmodel for the new Allante' car, but Bud's loose and aspiring lips give the secret to another model. Kelly must take things into her own hands, and "remove" the competition. Meanwhile, Peggy goes on strike because Al thinks she is useless. Piper Bowman ..... Tia Carrere Miss Beck ........ Tina Louise Rochelle ......... Debbie Dunning Incense Berkowicz. Joanna Goode Girl ............. Wendy Nichols -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "MARRIED WITH ALIENS" (507) 087. 11/04/90 WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle Little green aliens are coming to Earth and stealing Al's socks to use as fuel for their spaceships. The only problem is nobody but Al sees them, so everyone just thinks he is crazy. Oliver ........... Leonard Lightfoot Alien ............ Patty Maloney Alien ............ Phil Fondacaro Alien ............ Felix Silla Alien ............ Tony Cox Alien ............ Susie Rossitto Alien ............ Debbie Lee Carrington -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "WABBIT SEASON" (508) 088. 11/11/90 WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt Al is under pressure and the doctor orders him to relax. To combat stress, he starts a vegtable garden, but the combat turns physical when a rabbit swipes his carrots. This becomes a war of wills: Bundy against Bunny. "DO YA THINK I'M SEXY" (509) 089. 11/18/90 WRITER: Kevin Curran Al's confidence soars when he is complimented by neighborhood women who see him move a couch and Al becomes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the new stud on the block. Peggy can't believe it. Brenda ........... Rhonda Shear Jade ............. Teri Weigel Mandi ............ Sherrie Rose Athena ........... Lucy Filippone Donna ............ Rhonda Britten "ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO" (510) 090. 11/25/90 WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar Peg takes it hard when Kelly moves out after Al keeps beating up her boyfriends and Al takes it hard when he sees her great new place. Sam .............. Stewart J. Zully Brook ............ Julie Gray -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Older Man ........ Charles Howerton Jake ............. Rick Waugh "AND BABY MAKES MONEY" (511) 091. 12/16/90 WRITER: Art Everett Peggy reaps immediate benefits when Al learns he can inherit a half-million dollars if he fathers a child and names it after his late uncle Stymie. Unfortunately for Al, Peg decides to take birth control pills, and not tell him. When Al finds out after months of draining attempts at baby-making, he decides to extract his revenge by making Peg think she is pregnant. Miss Penza ....... Beth Broderick Eugene Bundy ..... Charlie Brill -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "MARRIED... WITH WHO" (512) 092. 01/06/91 WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle After boozing it up at a party, Marcy wakes up wearing a wedding ring and in bed next to her new husband. Unfortunately, she doesn't remember a thing about it. The husband turns out to be ex-swindler Jefferson Darcy (played by returning Ted McGinley), which makes her name now Marcy Darcy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "THE GODFATHER" (514) 093. 02/03/91 WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar Kelly is dating a 42-year old city alderman, so Al seizes the possibility of power and becomes the neighborhood "Godfather". Bud feels neglected and decides to change things. [ Note: the Bundys' address is mentioned in this episode as "9764 Jeopardy Lane".] Harry Ashland .... Lane Davies Salt Water ....... Angel Broadhurst Woman ............ Anne Marie Gillis Paperboy ......... Scott Ferguson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "LOOK WHO'S BARKING" (513) 094. 02/10/91 WRITER: Katherine Green Buck goes out on the town in search of dinner, but instead he meets a female who takes his food and maybe his place in the Bundy house unless Buck can find a way to make them give her the boot. Buck's voice ..... Cheech Marin Street Singer .... B.B. King Owner ............ Rodney Kageyama Chef ............. Brian George Hans ............. Kort Falkenberg -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A MAN'S CASTLE" (515) 095. 02/17/91 WRITER: Stacie Lipp After spending $2,000 on decorating school, Peggy defies Al's decree not to redecorate by turning his former sanctuary into a chamber of frilly feminine horror. Al passes out at the sight of his once mighty Ferguson, now adorned with Peg's trappings. Professor Lavar .. Deryl Carroll Mick ............. Dave Florek Rich ............. Fitzhugh G. Houston -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "ALL NIGHT SECURITY DUDE" (516) 096. 02/24/91 WRITERS: Glenn Eichler & Peter Gaffney When the second floor aerobics studio collapses into his shoe store, Al gets laid off while the store is being repaired. He gets a job as a security guard at his old school. This prompts his former high school sports rival to steal the prized football trophy. Spare Tire Dixon . Bubba Smith Trixie ........... Dorit Sauer Principal ........ Carol Gustafson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS" (518) 097. 03/17/91 WRITER: Bill Prady Al is haunted by a tune heard on the radio which he can hum but not name, he similarly haunts Kelly's date who learns that he can look but not touch. [NOTE: this episode features the first appearance of the "Top of the Heap" characters. Also, the ending credits have Al's mystery song, which is: "Anna (Go With Him)" playing, instead of the normal theme music.] Charlie Verducci . Joseph Bologna Vinnie Verducci .. Matt Le Blanc Customer #1 ...... Michael Stanton Customer #2 ...... Ron Litman Dave ............. Suli McCullough -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rick Cool ........ Bean Baxter "WEENIE TOT LOVERS & OTHER STRANGERS" (517) 098. 03/24/91 WRITER: Kevin Curran A year's supply of something close to food known as "Weenie-Tots" could be Al's, if Kelly lands the job as spokesgirl to represent the stuff. Kelly becomes Miss Weenie Tot and Al gets his favorite mock-food, but since Tots rapidly disintegrate upon contact with air, Peg manages to spoil every box searching for a winning ticket. Mr. Shnick ....... Ray Girardin IRS Agent ........ Milt Tarver Butter Lefkowitz . Helena Apothaker Rhonda Rose ...... Jennifer Braff -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Johnson .......... F. Richards Ford Policeman ........ Dan Tullis, Jr. Flopsie .......... Heather Parkhurst "KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO?" (521) 099. 04/07/91 WRITERS: Ellen L. Fogle / Linda Day Al and Peg go over to watch a movie at Marcy's house and proceed to take over the place. Meanwhile, the Bundy offspring seek gainful employment, but only Bud gains, while Kelly babysits the family from hell. Also, Bud finally manages to get a girl. [Note: this episode originally aired as a one-hour "special" along with the pilot showing of "Top of the Heap".] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Crystal .......... Helena Apothaker Agatha ........... Edith Varon June Hubbard ..... Irina Cashen March Hubbard .... Joey Simmrin January Hubbard .. Matt Leavitt December Hubbard . Kristen Semon April Hubbard .... Samantha Leavitt July Hubbard ..... Cheri Semon May Hubbard ...... Heather Lynne Cranny "YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (Part-1)" (519) 100. 04/14/91 WRITERS: J.D. Brangato & Michael Ferris / Linda Day Al won't buy an air conditioner, so he moves his family into a supermarket. They are told to buy something or be arrested, so while checking out, they -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- cut in front of Marcy and become the store's one millionth customer. Manager .......... Bruce Jarchow Cashier .......... Jodie Mann Bob .............. John Mallory Asher Nibbles .......... Bobbie Brown Butter ........... Helena Apothaker The D.J. ......... Kevin Ryder Mrs. Gillis ...... Louise P. Rapport Cheese Lady ...... Regina Leeds "YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (Part-2)" (520) 101. 04/21/91 WRITERS: Stacie Lipp / Linda Day Conclusion. The Bundys and the Darcys compete in a battle to see who can get $1,000 of groceries first. Kelly and Bud pass the time by tormenting -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Foodie's special guest "The Beaver". Mr. Foodie ....... Alan Oppenheimer Manager .......... Bruce Jarchow Cashier .......... Jodie Mann Nibbles .......... Bobbie Brown Boy .............. Brent Corman Himself .......... Jerry Mathers "BUCK THE STUD" (524) 102. 04/28/91 WRITERS: Chip Johannessen & John Rinker A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if Buck will breed with his champion dog "Lady Briard". Needless to say, it goes terribly wrong and Al is stuck with the bill. Meanwhile, Kelly becomes Bud's fashion counselor and -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- dresses him in medieval costumes. Mr. Lovejoy ...... Armin Shimmerman Bubbles .......... Debbie Dunning Margie ........... Jennifer Blanc Bridgett ......... Trea Shields "ROUTE 666 (Part-1)" (522) 103. 05/05/91 WRITER: Katherine Green The Bundys go on a vacation and end up finding an old prospector who sells them a map to a gold mine. They call Jefferson and Marcy, who come to the rescue, thinking the kids are dying, but it turns out Al and Peg want their money for the mine deal. The six of them go out to search for gold. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Prospector ....... John Byner Codger #1 ........ Carmen Filpi Banjo Player ..... Buddy Matlock Codger #2 ........ Owen Bush Young Zeke ....... Michael G. Moye "ROUTE 666 (Part-2)" (523) 104. 05/12/91 WRITER: Ralph R. Farquhar Conclusion. Al, Peg, Bud, Kelly, Marcy and Jefferson are all searching for gold. Al discovers the first nugget and everyone but Kelly winds up with a bag of gold. They each have their fantasies about how to spend it. Eventually, we find out they're stuck in the middle of a tourist attraction, "seeded" with phony gold for the rubes to find. The miners don't take very -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- kindly to this turn of events. Demerson ......... Earl Billings Yetta ............ Sharyn Leavitt Macadamia ........ Renee Tenison Honey Roasted .... Ava Fabian Cashew ........... Pamela Anderson Pecan ............ Bobbie Brown Fantasy Man ...... Derek Sellers Fantasy Man ...... David Nelson Fantasy Man ...... Richard Hanson Fantasy Man ...... Alex Walters Fantasy Man ...... Steve Henneberry Almond .......... Heather E. Parkhurst -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- S I X T H S E A S O N ( 1 9 9 1 - 9 2 ) P R O D U C T I O N S T A F F Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver Ellen L. Fogle Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Producer ............................ Barbara Blachut Cramer Script Supervisor ................... Kevin Curran Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp Larry Jacobsen Creative Consultant ................. Marjorie Gross Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (Part-1)" (601) 105. 09/08/91 WRITERS: Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye In the sixth-season opener, Marcy and Jefferson announce they are expecting, sending Al into peals of laughter - until Peggy announces the same. This is the end of the world for Al. Kelly and Bud are not very pleased either and they take it out on him. "Baby" (in dream) .... Abraham Benrubi -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (Part-2)" (602) 106. 09/15/91 WRITER: Kevin Curran Dancing girls in a bar connected to the bus station give Al some solace - and a dream of permanent escape - from Peg's demands for belly rubbing and an expensive baby accessory. Bartender ........ Monty Hoffman Girl Vendor ...... Lisa Saxton Man with nose .... Joey Sagal Girl Dancer ...... Cyndi Pass -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "IF AL HAD A HAMMER" (603) 107. 09/22/91 WRITER: Kevin Curran Armed with determination and the Bundy heirloom hammer, Al builds a room for himself and himself alone - until word gets out. Meanwhile, Bud builds a new identity, but nobody else can seem to remember it right. Jill ............. Bobbie Phillips Norris ........... Frank Lloyd Harriet .......... Sharyn Leavitt Nelvia ........... Ellerine! Betsy ............ Catherine Rusoff Melba ............ Gita Isak Melvin ........... Rick Scarry Harry ............ Jeff Michalski Herb ............. Anthony S. Johnson Sony ............. Bill Cho Lee -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "CHEESE, CUES, AND BLOOD" (604) 108. 09/29/91 TELEPLAY: Brian Scully STORY: Allan Davis Kelly earns a quick $1,000 to buy a gown for the Miss Cheese competition and a suspicious Al is out for blood - then out of blood when he sells his to stake her moneymaking endeavors. Doug ................ David Dario James ............... Bert L. Cook Adam ................ B.T. Taylor Tony ................ Tom Perna Slick Stick Jackson . James Paradise Kid ................. Christian Guzek -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A DESK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES" (605) 109. 10/06/91 WRITER: Stacie Lipp While Peg's away helping Marcy recover her precious childhood belongings (that Jefferson abandoned in a storage locker), the family has an "anti-baby meeting" and makes plans for a new Bundy world order, which includes food, clean clothes and a "huge- hootered oriental woman" for Al, to replace the pregzilla Peggy. Bum .............. Robert Lesser Topsy ............ Renee Tenison Mrs.Garcia ....... Terri Hoyos Mopsy ............ Rosie Tenison Bathsheba ........ Lisa Saxton Jorge ............ Seth Dillon Salmoe ........... Tonya Offer -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "BUCK HAS A BELLY ACHE" (606) 110. 10/13/91 WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle When a disturbed Buck stops eating and gets all the attention, Peggy goes home to Wanker County, where her city ways don't set right with her cousins. Cousin Eb ........ William Sanderson Possum Boy ....... John Gerard Cousin Effie ..... Joey Lauren Adams Young Kit ........ Patrick Cranshaw -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "IF I COULD SEE ME NOW" (607) 111. 10/27/91 WRITERS: Gabrielle Topping / Amanda Bearse Despite overwhelming evidence - such as nearly driving into a lake, Al steadfastly maintains he has no need for eyeglasses. But once fitted, his happiness is blurred by the world he now sees around him. [NOTE: Katey Sagal took time-off starting with this episode] Wally ............ Robert Fieldsteel TV Announcer ..... Gene Baxter -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "GODS SHOES" (608) 112. 11/03/91 WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle Regaining consciousness after a fall, Al claims to have seen "god", whose perfect shoes Al decides to market to the masses, using money that Jefferson took from Marcy. Sidney Rimhollow . Tim Kazurinsky Host ............. Larry Jacobson Bob .............. Brad Parker Lola ............. Megan O'Hara Scary Mary ....... June Foray -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-1)" (609) 113. 11/10/91 WRITER: Larry Jacobson Gypped out of an appearance on public- access TV by her modeling school teacher, Kelly gets her own show on the air with $35 from her girlfriends. "Vital social issues'n stuff with KELLY" features an all-girl band and some of her friends discussing subjects like "men's butts" and the slut of the week. The networks are interested. Vinnie Verducci .. Matt LeBlanc Talk Show Host ... Dinah Lenney Roberta .......... Heather Grimes Cyndy ............ Donna Eskra Samantha ......... Georgi Irene Jeannie .......... Lisa Fuhrman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-2)" (610) 114. 11/17/91 WRITER: Larry Jacobson Conclusion. Kelly hits Hollywood and does her thing for the network brass, who love it - except for some teeny tiny (and disastrous) suggestions. Jeff Littlehead .. Jon Lovitz Cyndy ............ Donna Eskra Rock Turboman .... Pete Steinfeld Jeannie .......... Lisa Fuhrman Roberta .......... Heather Grimes Samantha ......... Georgi Irene Stage Manager .... Cleveland O'Neal Joanie ........... Kari Wuhrer Hair Dresser ..... Victor Hugo Basso Gig Fontaine ..... Garth Ancier Girl #1 .......... Megan O'Hara Girl #2 ........ Denise Lee Richards -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK" (611) 115. 11/24/91 WRITER: Larry Jacobson Mistaken identity turns Al from a PI's janitor into a PI, hired by a comely client who fears family members may interfere with her expected bequest of a priceless gem from her uncle. Before that can happen, the uncle is murdered with Al holding the knife. Al solves the case and wakes up this dream. [Note: Katey Sagal returns] Vanessa Van Pelt . Traci Lords Adolph Van Pelt .. Anthony James Bruce Van Pelt ... David Sederholm Leonard Van Pelt . Frank Lloyd Tanya Van Pelt ... Nicole Chamberlain Sandy ............ David Wells Colonel Van Pelt . John Randolph -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "SO THIS IS HOW SINATRA FELT" (612) 116. 12/01/91 WRITER: Stacie Lipp Peggy sends the kids to spy on Al, to confirm her suspicion that Al's new- found giddiness is because of an affair, rather than Al's claim that its only flirting by a "shoe groupie". Ricki ............ Jessica Hahn Leona ............ Maggi Montgomery "I WHO HAVE BEEN NOTHING" (613) 117. 12/22/91 WRITER: Katherine Green The game ball from Al's greatest gridiron day is in the hands of a -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- former flame, who won't give it back unless she can get her hands on Al. Sandy ............ Wendie Jo Sperber Lawyer ........... Paul Cira Aunt Heather ..... Karen Lynn Scott 118. 01/05/92 "THE MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND" (614) [12/13/91] WRITER:Kevin Curran Bud does his coolest best while wrapped around the finger of a girl excited by traditionally non-Bundy things, like rafting and sky-diving. Meanwhile Peg invites the Darcy's over to play a new board game called "Ethical Dilemma". Kara ............. Bobbie Phillips -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Biff ............. Dan Clark "JUST SHOE IT" (615) 119. 01/19/92 WRITER: Lisa Chernin Who better to star in a new athletic- shoe commercial than 1966 Polk High All-City running back and shoe salesman Al Bundy? Director ......... Steve Vinovich Caterer .......... Tom Reilly Receptionist ..... Elizabeth Giordano Al's Feet ........ Frank Lloyd Casting Executive . George C. Simms Himself .......... Steve Carlton Himself .......... Sugar Ray Leonard Commercial Announcer . Jay Gardner Himself .......... Ed "Too Tall" Jones -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "RITES OF PASSAGE" (616) 120. 02/09/92 WRITER: Ilunga Adell Peg plans a clown-and-pony party for Bud's 18th birthday, but Al offers him a Bundy tradition - his first visit to a nudie bar and his first bar fight. Meanwhile, Buck falls in love with the pony. [Note: this episode's credits finally reveal that Buck the Dog's voice has been provided by staff writer Kevin Curran. Sticky the Clown . Roger Hewlett Roxanne .......... Gina Puzo Man .............. Carl Ciarfalio Gorgo ............ Frank Lloyd The Voice of Buck. Kevin Curran -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "THE EGG AND I" (617) 121. 02/16/92 WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle Marcy's ex-husband Steve is in town and on the lam, carrying hope for reconciliation and a price on his head for stealing a rare hawk egg. Steve Rhoades .... David Garrison F.B.I. Man ....... Dan Tullis, Jr. News Anchor ...... Larry McKay [Voice of Buck ... Kevin Curran*] "DINNER WITH ANTHRAX" (619) 122. 02/23/92 WRITER: Larry Jacobson Its Al and Peg's 20th anniversary and -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Peggy wants only one thing from Al... Meanwhile Kelly and Bud win the "My dinner with Anthrax" contest, which means a house party with the thrash- metal band, but there will be no party unless they get rid of mom and dad first. The answer: tricking them into taking a Florida "vacation" that turns out to be a time-share sales scam where the salesman won't leave them alone. Stan ............. Fred Willard V.J. ............. Roger Rose Himself .......... Edd Byrnes Themselves ....... Anthrax "PSYCHIC AVENGERS" (618) 123. 03/01/92 WRITERS: Calvin Brown, Jr. / Amanda Bearse -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Al is a broken man when the Bundy's can no longer afford to buy a weekly TV Guide. When Jefferson arrives with a fistful of cash, Al discovers he has been running a psychic scam called "Madame Zelda". To keep him quiet, Jefferson decides to let Al in on the deal, but Al soon takes over the whole operation and the rest of the Bundys join in. Can Al unite the five psychic bosses of Chicago? Will he be able to escape Madame Inga's curse? Madam Inga .......... Candice Azzara Big Bob ............. Travis Venable Zelmo ............... Steven Trevor Hakbar .............. Z.Z. Clark Psychic #1 .......... Larry Udy Old Lady ............ Barbara Perry Thursday Markowitz .. Andy Flaster Buck the Man ........ Kevin Curran -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "HI I.Q." (620) 124. 03/22/92 WRITER: Steve Crider An invitation to a join the high intelligence "Alpha Club" at a party is issued to Kelly - and not to Bud. When they discover the real reason behind the gathering, Kelly and Bud decide to handle things with the usual Bundy charm (and violence). Meanwhile, Al buys a new "Handyman's Workbench 5000", which unfortunately has "some assembly required". This challenges the combined intellects of Al and Jefferson, as Peg and Marcy watch and enjoy the show by taking pictures and counting the injuries. Scott ............ Joshua Rifkind Guard ............ Gary Epp -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Delbert .......... James Quarter Margie ........... Rana Mack Ralph ......... Christopher M. Brown Man .............. Tim Hill "TEACHER PETS" (621) 125. 04/05/92 WRITER: Katherine Green Bud's belief that his 40-year-old teacher is romantically interested in him is greeted by guffaws from Al and Kelly, but another student smells the smoke and wants some fire for herself. Meanwhile, Peggy has a cold. Can Bud keep two girls, or will he suffer a humiliating Bundy defeat? Also in this episode, Al gets to watch another episode of "Psycho Dad", while Peggy prefers the new series, "Psycho Mom". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Darlene .......... Charlotte Ross Kid .............. Ric Coy Miss McGowen ..... Linda Gibboney Ernie ............ Bert L. Cook Mrs. Mariner ..... Lillian Adams "THE GOOD-BYE GIRL" (622) 126. 04/19/92 WRITER: Stacie Lipp When Kelly's modeling school suddenly closes down, she gets a new job as a greeter at the "TV World" theme park. When this is threatened by her low performance ratings, Kelly gets switched into "Commercial Land" where she plays "The Verminator" who hunts down roaches (like Bud). Meanwhile, Al takes his annual "Bundy World Tour", a week-long around the world -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- vacation (by himself), in the Bundy living room. Mr. Nielsen ...... Louis Mustillo Tour Guide ....... Edd Hall Janitor .......... Hal Landon, Jr. Kid #1 ........... Sean Fox Guy .............. Mitchell Dean Kid #2 ........... Lindsey France Voice of Master Po .. Dana Lee "THE GAS STATION SHOW" (623) 127. 04/26/92 WRITERS: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt Al turns sentimental after watching the film "Shenandoah" on TV so he proclaims to the family that it is now "Bundy Sunday Funday", but first they must push the Dodge to a gas station. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unfortunately Al is broke after buying $2 worth of "full service" gas and when the family raids the store for junk food he is stuck working off his debt at the pumps. When Al eventually forces Bud to help him, the first car to arrive contains four platinum blondes of the Swedish Bikini Team. This leaves Al with the Chicago Bowling Team, consisting of four very large women. Joe .............. Phil Buckman Jim .............. Colby Chester Betty ............ Leah Ayres Jim jr ........... Jeffrey Roth Betty jr ......... Marisa Theodore Stacey ........... Andrea Leithe Ulla ............. Peggy Trentini Karin ............ Anna Keller Olga ............. Sherlock Ganz Eva .............. Jane Frances -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hilgar ........... Heather E.Parkhurst "ENGLAND SHOW (Part-1)" (624) 128. 05/03/92 WRITER: Ellen L. Fogle The Bundys win a trip to England, courtesy of the village Lower Uncton, which can rid itself of a centuries- long curse by ridding the world of male Bundys - and there are just two left. Back in 1653, an ancestor of Al's - Shamus McBundy, insulted a fat, ugly witch who then imposed a curse on the village and all future male Bundys. The Lower Uncton residents must kill the last male Bundys inside their city limits in order to end the curse, while Upper Uncton people must insure they die outside the city so -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the curse does not get transferred to them. [Note: Story editor Larry Jacobson makes a cameo appearance.] Winston .......... Bill Oddie Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong Igor ............. Steven Hartley Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman Poxilda .......... Helena Carroll Voice of Buck .... Kevin Curran Nearby Dog 1 ..... Ron Leavitt Nearby Dog 2 ..... Michael G. Moye "ENGLAND SHOW (Part-2)" (625) 129. 05/10/92 WRITER: Stacie Lipp After shopping and eating a while -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- longer in London, the Bundys arrive in Lower Uncton - minus Kelly, who decides to stay behind since she is a "city girl". Marcy and Jefferson continue the quest to catch up with their luggage. Meanwhile, at a London disco Kelly receives a warning that the family is in danger. She must somehow find her way to Lower Uncton, before its too late. Winston .......... Bill Oddie Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong Igor ............. Steven Hartley Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman Voice of Buck .... Kevin Curran -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "ENGLAND SHOW (Part-3)" (626) 130. 05/17/92 WRITER: Kevin Curran With a mob of angry villagers in front of them and the gallows behind them, Al and Bud finally realize that their lives may be in danger. Kelly arrives just in time to rescue them, but the family is pursued by Lower Unctonians until they reach the border between the two towns. Caught between two competing mobs, the Bundys fate will depend on Al's ability to joust, when the Unctonians make peace concessions based on concession sales. Meanwhile, Marcy and Jefferson are finally having a good time on their vacation... in a "bondage" club. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Winston .......... Bill Oddie Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong Igor ............. Steven Hartley Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman Voice of Buck .... Kevin Curran Coming soon SERIES 7! end. 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