0101
Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open.
0102
Every Titanic has its iceberg.
0103
An honest politician: One who stays bought.
0104
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
0105
If you spread the peas out on your plate, it looks like you ate more.
0106
You shouln't compare yourself to the best others can do, but to the best you can do.
0107
Whatever advice you give, be brief.
0108
He who laughs last probably doesn`t understand the joke.
0109
Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
0110
If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.
0111
When in doubt, make it sound convincing.
0112
You should never be to busy to say "Please" and "Thank you."
0113
When all else fails, read the directions.
0114
If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
0115
If reality wants to get in touch with me, it knows where I am.
0116
When forced to choose between two evils, try the new one.
0201
Every human being comes equipped with a brain at no extra cost.
0202
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
0203
To save one life is better than to build a seven story pagoda.
0204
To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult, to criticize the competent.
0205
Successful living is like playing a violin - it must be practiced daily.
0206
If you don't try new things, you won't learn new things.
0207
If you want to cheer up yourself, you should try cheering up someone else.
0208
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
0209
The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.
0210
Statistics are often used as a drunk uses a light pole: For support rather than illumination.
0301
The plural of spouse is spice.
0302
The only rose without thorns is friendship.
0303
The minute a man is convinced that he is interesting, he isn`t.
0304
The light of a hundred stars doesn't equal the light of the moon.
0305
He who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn`t been asleep.
0306
The hardest thing to do is to disquise your feelings when sending a large crowd of visiting relatives home.
0307
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
0308
The best prophet of the future is the past.
0309
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
0310
The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
0401
The average woman would rather be beautiful than smart because the average man can see better than he can think.
0402
That must be wonderful!  I dont understand it at all.
0403
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
0404
Someone is speaking well of you.
0405
Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.
0406
No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting.
0426
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
0501
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
0502
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
0503
When all is said and done, too many people keep on saying and doing.
0504
Fame is proof that people are gullible.
0505
We have nothing to fear but fear itself.
0506
No really great man every thought himself so.
0507
There is as much greatness in acknowledging a good turn, as there is in doing it.
0508
Beware of hip and rum drivers.
0509
Home to a young boy is merely a filling station.
0510
Early to rise and ditto to bed, make a man healthy, but socially dead.
0511
Beware the man who can't be bothered with details.
0512
Nothing beats reading a good book when there is work to do.
0513
While forbidden fruit may be sweeter, it spoils faster.
0514
You're smart when you only believe half of what you hear, Wise is when you know which half to believ
0515
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
0528
When seeking love give nothing, Having found love give all.
0530
In gallant trim the gilded vessel goes,
Youth on the bow, Pleasure at the helm.
0531
If she had lumbago she couldn't sing a note.
0601
Show affection, it will probably meet with pleasant response.
0602
Share your happiness with others today.
0603
She`s learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time trying to put into words.
0604
Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth.
0605
People will buy anything that`s one to a customer.
0606
Ours is a world where people don`t know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.
0607
One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
0608
One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.
0609
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
0610
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
0611
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
0612
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
0613
Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him.
0614
Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
0615
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
0616
Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca.
0617
Matrimony is the root of all evil.
0618
Many a family tree needs trimming.
0619
Man and wife make one fool.
0620
Man`s horizons are bounded by his vision.
0621
Make new friends but keep the old, One is silver the other gold.
0622
Make a wish, it might come true.
0623
Love is sentimental measles.
0624
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
0625
Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.
0626
0627
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
0628
The heart is wiser than the intellect.
0629
May the force be with you.
0630
It`s a poor workman who blames his tools.
0701
It`s clever, but is it art?
0702
It is far better to be deceived
than to be undeceived by those we love.
0703
It is Fortune, not wisdom that rules man`s life.
0704
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
0705
If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.
0706
If you make a mistake, immediately fix it to the best of your ability.
0707
If you continually give you will continually have.
0708
Quit work and play for once.
0709
If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it.
0710
I`ve given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
0711
The orator speaks, with his flood of words
0712
and his drop of reason. He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
0713
He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
0714
He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
0715
He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.
0716
He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another`s mishap.
0717
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
0718
Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
0719
By following the good, you learn to be good.
0720
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear through.
0721
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
0722
The picture of health requires a happy frame of mind.
0723
All who would win joy must share it, happiness was born a twin.
0724
No one is so happy or sad as he imagines.
0725
Every anarchist is a baffled dictator.
0726
An institution is the lengthened shadow of one man.
0727
He cannot rule the great who cannot rule the small.
0728
No facts are sacred, none are profane.
0729
Faith will not die while seed catalogs are printed.
0730
Public speaking takes a two minute idea, and a two hour vocabulary.
0731
All work and no play makes jack.  And lots of it.
0801
God gives us relatives; thank God we can chose our friends.
0802
Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgment.
0803
Faith goes out through the window
when beauty comes in at the door.
0804
Everything bows to success, even grammar.
0805
Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment.
0806
Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
0807
Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.
0808
Behind every argument is someone`s ignorance.
0809
Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another.
0810
A wise man can see more from a the bottom of a well than a fool can see from a mountaintop.
0811
Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.
0812
Only the doctor can suffer from good health.
0813
Communism will work when love, not greed, inspires it.
0814
Democracy will continue as long as people have faith in the people they are going to elect next.
0815
The desire to work is confined to classified ads.
0816
God never imposes a duty without giving time to do it.
0817
Thrift is a wonderful virtue - in an ancestor.
0818
If we were intended to talk more than we hear, we'd have two mouths and only one ear.
0819
Better to be religious with your eloquence, than eloquent with your religion.
0820
Freedom has a thousand charms to show, that slaves, however content, will never know.
0821
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our change.
0822
Of all the ills that men endure, hope is the only cheap and universal cure.
0823
If you bow at all, bow low.
0824
Toil is most pleasant when done.
0825
Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.
0826
A minister says matrimony should be enduring.  It is.
0827
No man can serve two masters, yes-men can serve hundreds.
0828
A good man gone wrong is usually a bad man found out.
0829
Losing weight: the triumph of mind over platter.
0830
To get ahead and stay ahead, use your head.
0831
A fool and his money are invited everywhere.
0901
Do not clog intellect`s sluices with knowledge of questionable uses.
0902
Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won`t see his face.
0903
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
0904
A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle.
0905
A plucked goose doesn`t lay golden eggs.
0906
Hearts will never be practical til they're unbreakable.
0907
They do not love that do not show their love.
0908
Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.
0909
Honi soit qui mal y pense. (Shamed be he who thinks evil of it.)
0910
Ideals kill some men in politics, but politics kill more ideals in men.
0911
Ignorance is the mother of superstition.
0912
No woman should imitate men;  men are not worth it.
0913
At 18, I was ashamed of how ignorant my father was.  At 21, I was amazed at how much he had learned
0914
Most campaign literature is an insult to intelligence.  Sad that many never realize it.
0915
You can judge a man by how he keeps his golf score.
0916
America did not invent human rights, Human Rights invented America.
0917
The reason people blame things on previous generations?  There's only one other choice!
0918
Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere.
0922
One disadvantage of having nothing to do:  You can't stop and rest.
0923
Real love stories have no endings.
1001
Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius.
1002
Justice delayed is justice denied.
1003
They know enough who know how to learn.
1004
The laborer is worthy of his hire, if his labor is.
1005
Love is blind, to everything except fat.
1006
A husband is the medicine that cures all the ills of girlhood.
1007
Pale ink beats a good memory.
1008
Would that government spent our money like it was their own.
1009
Music is the only sensual pleasure without vice.
1010
If you want the last word with a woman, apologize.
1011
Just because he's on the road, it doesn't mean his mind is.
1012
Death and taxes may always be with us, But at least death doesn't get any worse.
1101
A guy has to get fresh once in a while so a girl doesn't lose her confidence.
1102
I ain`t broke, but I`m badly bent.
1103
The best government teaches us to govern ourselves.
1104
The bigger the bankroll, the tighter the band around it.
1105
Are you a good witch, or are you a bad witch?
1106
Blessed are the peacemakers, they will never want for work.
1107
Bachelor's wives and spinster's children are always perfect.
1108
Better the shoulder to the wheel than the back to the wall.
1109
Whatever you have, spend less.
1110
In fashion be a reed in the wind, In principles be a rock in the stream.
1111
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
1112
The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.
1113
Learning music by reading about it, Is like making love by mail.
1114
Think you've got influence?  Try commanding someone else's dog.
1121
Character is what you know you are, Not what others think you are.
1125
Don't need a new religion, haven't used the old one up yet.
1126
There are two sides to every question, politicians take both.
1127
Politics is either passing the buck or passing the dough.
1128
To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.
1129
Never despair.  If you do, you work on in despair.
1130
Too many pray for peace with their fists clenched.
1201
Two wrongs do not make a right, it usually takes three or more.
1202
Lost interest? It`s so bad I`ve lost apathy.
1203
The greatest programming project of all took six days; on the seventh day the programmer rested.
1204
The only red menace in America is the sunburn.
1205
Every noble work is at first impossible.
1206
To reform a man, begin with his grandmother.
1207
No man's religion ever survives his morals.
1208
Who to himself is law, no law doth need.
1209
Selfishness is that vice we see in others, never in ourselves.
1210
Equality of the sexes leaves women standing on buses.
1211
Never borrow trouble, the interest is entirely too high.
1212
To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.
1213
It is better to live rich than to die rich.
1223
Take a lesson from the weather:  It pays no attention to criticism.
1228
No one really knows enough to be a pessimist.
1229
You are not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.
1230
Daily messages from computers are cool.
0311
0312
You shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do, but the best you can do.
0313
You should never be too busy to say please and thank you.
0314
You can't be a hero without taking chances.
0315
Life challenges us with the fact that everything can be done better.
0316
Trust is the single most important factor in both personal and professional relationships.
0317
My gas tank is always on empty when I'm late for an important meeting.
0318
Nothing of value comes without effort.
0319
Even the simplest task can be meaningful if it is done in the right spirit.
0320
You can do something in an instant that will give you a heartache for life.
0321
Even when I have pains, I don't have to be a pain.
0322
I've learned that I shouldn't go grocery shopping when I'm hungry.
0323
Car salesmen size up prospects by looking at their shoes and watches.
0324
Success is more often the result of hard work than of talent.
0325
I should never praise my mother's cooking whem I'm eating something fixed by my wife.
0326
If you take good care of your employees, they will take good care of your customers.
0327
Nothing is more fun than a job you enjoy.
0328
If you look for the worst in life you'll find it. But if you look for the best, you'll find that instead.
0329
More comfort doesn't necessarily mean more happiness.
0330
When traveling overseas, it's best to carry a good supply of American-made toilet paper.
0331
When someone tells you it's the principle of the thing and not the money, it's usually the money.
0407
It's a lot easier to react than to think.
0408
When I drop a slice of bread with jelly on it, it always lands jelly-side down.
0409
Anger manages everything poorly.
0410
Beyond a certain comfortable style of living, the more material things you have, the less freedom you have.
0411
Some money costs to much.
0412
A person's posture says a lot about his or her self-confidence.
0413
A good reputation is a person's greatest asset.
0414
You shouldn't go though life with a catcher's mitt on both hands.  You need to be able to throw somthing back.
0415
If you laugh and drink soda pop at the same time, it will come out your nose.
0416
Any activity becomes creative when you try to do it better than you did it before.
0417
The best and quickest way to appreciate other people is to try and do their job.
0418
"Today's Featured Items" is a euphemism for "Things We Need To Get Rid Of."
0419
You learn most from people who are learning themselves.
0420
When bad times come, you can let them make you bitter or use them to make you better.
0421
The simple things are often the most satisfying.
0422
If you allow someone to make you angry, you have let hime conquer you.
0423
If you life is free of failures, you're probably not take enough risks.
0424
How you do your work is a portrait of yourself.
0425
Successful living is like playing a violin, it must be practiced daily.
If you don't try new things you won't learn new things.
0427
I don't feel my age as long as I focus on my dreams instead of my regrets.
0428
If you keep doing what you've always done, you'll keep getting what you've always gotten.
0429
0430
A full life is not determined by how long you live, but how well.
Never laugh at anyone's dreams.
Accept a breath mint if someone offers you one.
Never pick up anything off the floor of a cab.
Don't judge people by their relatives.
Talk slow but think quick.
Don't overlook life's small joys while searching for the big ones.
Luck favors those who are prpared.
Look for ways to make your boss look good.
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
Avoid approaching horses and restaurants from the rear.
Never say anything uncomplimentary about another persons dog.
Think twice before accepting the lowest bid.
Smile when picking up the phone.  The caller will hear it in your voice.
Do the right thing, regardless of what others think.
Never wash a car, mow a yard, or select a Christmas tree after dark.
0516
Life will sometimes hand you a magical moment.  Savor it.
0517
Hold yourself to the highest standards.
0518
Don't confuse comfort with happiness.
0519
Don't confuse wealth with success.
0520
Turn enemies into friends by doing something nice for them.
0521
Don't cut corners.
0522
Everyone loves praise.  Look hard for ways to give it to them.
0523
Be quick to take advantag of an advantage.
0524
Don't dismiss a good idea simply because you don't like the source.
0525
What you must do, do cheerfully.
0526
Don't beleive all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want.
0527
Win without boasting.
Lose without excuses.
0529
Don't be a person who says, "Ready, fire, aim."
Don't be a person who says, "Ready, aim, aim, aim."
Deadlines are important.  Meet them.
When opportunity knocks, invite it to stay for dinner.
Buy ladders, extension cords, and garden hoses longer than you think you'll need.
Don't confuse mere inconveniences with real problems.
Wipe off the sticky honey jar before putting it back on the shelf.
Learn to juggle.
Don't open credit card bills on the weekend.
Don't say no until you've heard the whole story.
Don't be so concerned with your rights that you forget your manners.
Don't let weeds grow around your dreams.
Avoid using the word impacted unless you are describing wisdom teeth.
Remember that how you say something is as important as what you say.
Leave a quarter where a child can find it.
Clean out a different drawer in your house every week.
Spend your time and energy creating, not criticizing.
Never grab at a falling knife.
Don't eat any meat loaf buy you mom's.
Make duplicates of all important keys.
Overestimate travel time by 15 percent.
Brush you teeth before putting on your tie.
Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
Remember that ignorance is expensive.
When you get really angry, stick your hands in your pockets.
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
Don't confuse foolishness with bravery.
Don't mistake kindness for weakness
Answer the easy quesions first.
Never eat a powdered doughnut when wearing a dark suit.
When friends offer to help, let them.
Be better prepared than you think you will need to be.
Regardless of the situation, react with class.
0117
You can't be a hero without taking changes.
0118
0119
0120
0221
If you smile at people, they will almost always smile back.
0122
0123
Even when you have pains, you don't have to be a pain.
0124
Never go grocery shopping when you are hungry.
0125
0126
0127
0128
0129
0130
If your life is free of failures, you're probably not taking enough risks.
0131
0211
Never jump out of a second story window using a sheet as a parachute.
0212
The person who says something can't be done is often interrupted by someone doing it.
0213
The wealthy person is the one who's content with what he has.
0214
Spite is a boomerang even if it's never acted out.
0215
It takes a lot more creativity to find out what's right than what's wrong.
0216
Expensive new silk ties are the only ones that attract spaghetti souce.
0217
All transactions and relationships are enriched by courtesy.
0218
Big problems always start out small.
0219
There's no elevator to success.  You have to take the stairs.
0220
If you don't focus on the money but on doing a good job, the money will come.
It is easier to KEEP up than to CATCH up.
0222
Going the extra mile puts you miles ahead of your competition.
0223
It is impossible to teach without learning something yourself.
0224
If you depend on others to make you happy, you'll be endlessly disappointed.
0225
If there were no problems, there would be no opportunities.
0226
It's OK to be content with what you have, but never with what you are.
0227
You always find time to do the things you really want to do.
0228
A good feeling gets even better when it is shared.
0229
You can make a dime dishonestly, but it will cost you a dollar later on.
0924
You can't pay somebody to practice for you.
0925
Heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.
0926
It's better to be decisive, even if it means you'll sometimes be wrong.
0927
You shouldn't push your luck.  Play it safe and move the ladder.
0928
It's better not to wait for a crisis to discover what's important in your life.
0929
The purpose of criticism is to help, not to humiliate.
0930
Nothing very bad or very good ever lasts very long.
1013
Life is like a blind date.  Sometimes you just have to have a little faith.
1014
A pat on the back and a sincere "You're doing a great job" can make someone's day.
1015
Your worst decisions are made when you are angry.
1016
What some consider genius is often nothing more than good luck.
1017
You can always get more money, but you can never get more time.
1018
No one is ever so powerful or successful that they don't appreciate a sincere compliment.
1019
People are more influenced by how much you care than by how much you know.
1020
Hatred is like acid.  It destroys the vessel that holds it.
1021
Comfortable shoes are a must.
1022
Even the most mundane job holds the potential for great achievement.
1023
Enthusiasm and success just seem to go together.
1024
Most people resist change, and yet it's the only thing that brings progress.
1025
It's easy to go from the simple life to the fast track, but almost impossible to go back the other way.
1026
You can never have too many smart people in your life.
1027
If you ask someone, "I wonder if you could please help me?" you will almost always get a positive response.
1028
When someone gives you free tickets, don't complain about the show.
1029
The trip is often more fun than the destination.
1030
Be generous with praise but cautious with promises.
1031
To get the right answer you have to ask the right question.
1115
The best way to appreciate something is to be without it for a while.
1116
It takes as much time and energy to wish as it does to plan.
1117
We grow only when we push ourselves beyond what we already know.
1118
You can never have too many friends.
1119
When things get easy, it's easy to stop growing.
1120
People can change, so give them the benefit of the doubt.
1122
Never underestimate the potential and power of the human spirit.
1123
Never do anything that wouldn't make your mother proud.
1124
Days are long but life is short.
1214
Life is like a scooter car; not much happens unless you do some peddling.
1215
Most of the things we worry about never happen.
1216
Every great achievement was once considered impossible.
1217
Almost no quality product sells for a cheap price.
1218
The more creative you are, the more things you notice.
1219
It doesn't cost anything to be nice.
1220
A strong code of ethics is as reliable as a compass.
1221
It's hard to argue with someone when they're right.
1222
Enthusiasm is caught, not taught.
1224
The ache of unfulfilled dreams is the worst pain of all.
1225
No matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides.
1226
Nothing really bad happens when you tear those little "do not remove" tags from pillows.
1227
You cannot expect others to solve your problems.