Give The Gift That Says Something From the Speak To Me Catalog This Exciting, new and innovative ON LINE catalog specializes in products that have the ability to talk or let you record your own voice. Watches, clocks, calculators, scales, phones, key chains and fun novelty items for everyone. Gentle voices will remind you of important events or special memories. Browse the catalog, choose a talking product, then call this toll free number 800-248-9965. Order with a Visa or Master Charge. Or mail check, and order to: Speak to me! 17913 108th avenue, SE Suite #155 Renton, WA 98055 Braille or tape orders are gratefully accepted! If your don't see the item you are looking for, please give us a call and we will shop it for you. The catalog entries follow: Talking Clock Keychain Now, even if you forget your watch you'll always know the time. Handy keychain fits easily in purse or pocket. Keychain displays and announces time in gentle female voice and alarm talks and crows. Measures 3" tall x 1 1/2" wide x 3" deep. (batteries included). KC01 Clock Keychain $14.99 Desk Top 2 Language Calculator/Clock Things just don't seem to add up? Never worry about that again. This two language (English/Spanish) talking clock, alarm and calculator has a large LCD display, has all regular math functions including percent. Other features include mute key, repeat key and beeping alarm. Calculator has handy penholder and stores easily in desk or pocket. Measures 7" wide x 5" deep x 3/4" high and uses 2 AA batteries (not included). CACLK Calculator/Clock $22.95 STAR TREK ALARM CLOCK When the alarm sounds, you'll hear the communicator sound, followed by the phrase, "Landing party to Enterprise - Beam us up, Scotty" and the sound of the transporter beam then a bright light shines down from the ship to the planet. LCD displays hour, minutes, month and date. Has off button and snooze button. Uses 4 AAA batteries (not included). 5 1/4" tall x 7 1/2" wide x 5" deep. CLKSTAR Star Trek Alarm Clock $32.95 Hippo Alarm Clock Rise and shine just like our pink happy hippo. Hippo alarm invites you to start your morning on the right foot counting out today's fitness program. As hippo counts, hula hoop circles her body. Makes a great gift for the health conscious friends or relative as well as a perky way to start the morning. 4 AA batteries included 8 1/2" tall x 4" wide x 4 1/4" deep. HIP01 Hippo Alarm Clock $38.50 Classic Gramaphone Alarm Clock This classically styled Gramaphone will add a nostalgic touch to any decor. Alarm can be set to play one of 24 melodic love tunes as its turntable spins. The four buttons on its face will announce a loving message and play a tune. A gentle and wonderful way to start your day with that special someone. Or, give a gift that expresses just how you feel about that all important person in your life. Requires 4 AA batteries included. 8" tall x 6 1/4" wide x 4 "deep. GR01 Gramaphone Clock $38.50 Whistle Activated Alarm Clock. Who would of thought whistling could be so much fun. New, whistle-activated, talking alarm clock that speaks the time not only with a push of the button but also with a whistle. Seniors, as well as, the physically challenged don't have to worry about seeing or reaching this clock. Just whistle from across the room and clock announces the time. Rooster crows for all of those important wake-up times. Talking alarm clock features; alarm, hourly time announcement, and flashing light accompanies audio time report. Two AA batteries required (not included). 4 1/4" tall x 5 1/4" wide x 2 1/4" deep. CLKWH Whistle Clock $22.95 Talking Oval Alarm Clock Don't struggle and strain to read the clock in the wee hours of the morning. Just press the button and the clock announces the time. Too early you say, then take a short snooze and press again. Clock also features two alarms, hourly report and volume control. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). 2 3/4" tall x 6" wide x 3 1/2" deep. CLKOV Oval Clock $15.99 Talking Watch Handsomely styled, this round shape talking watch is easy to use. A turn of a dial will easily allow you to hear the settings for hours, minutes and alarm functions. To prevent accidental resetting of the watch, just simply return the dial to its normal position and you're all set. Watch also has large and easy to read LCD readout. Long-life lithium battery (included). WA45 Round Watch $15.00 Talking Square-Faced Watch Sharp looking fashion talking watch with large number LCD and audio time report. Sturdy, leather-like band insures comfortable fit and attractive styling. This square-face watch also has a hourly announcement with alarm so you never miss those important activities or medications. Long life lithium battery (included). WASQ Square-Faced Watch $15.00 Sleek Round Talking Watch What a novel idea to have this stylish watch tell you the time. A female voice announces the time when you press the large oval button, also watch can be set to announce the hour. Alarm crows like a rooster. Long life (3 year) lithium battey (included). WA93 Sleek Watch $17.95 Talking Bathroom Scale Now, no more eye strain trying to see how much you weigh. New, electronic Weight Talker III scale. It's powerful computerized memory will give weights either in pounds or kilograms for up to five people. It will announce either weight loss or gain; features automatic reset and zero and power-off; scale capacity 288 pounds; durable rubber platform. Its LED indicator for "ready" and "battery low" will take the guess work out of replacing batteries and always give you an accurate weight announcement. It even announces a cheery salutation after the weight is given. Scale weighs only 10 pounds and measures 3" tall x 13" wide x 14" deep. There is also a built-in jack for optional AC adapter. Requires two 9 volt batteries included. Five year warranty! SC01 Bathroom Scale $109.99 Quick-Notes tm Now you can forget about writing notes to yourself. Quick-Notes lets you store up to 20 seconds of things to do, telephone numbers, shopping lists or simply great ideas. And it's only the size of a credit card and just a quarter inch thick. Which means it also fits in your pocket. Microchip technology lets you record and play back your messages with no tape or moving parts. Automatic gain control and noise suppression circuits provide optimum sound whether you're in a meeting, on a plane or in your car. And unlike people, Quick-Notes' lifetime memory never forgets a message - even if the batteries are dead or removed! These features are so advanced, we molded them in a clear housing so you can see the future as well as hear it. Quick-Notes: Why push paper when you can push buttons? Batteries included, 90 day warranty. QN01 Quick-Notes $28.50 Mini Key Chain Recorder Record a message to yourself up to 20 seconds in length. This handy and convenient key chain travels well in pocket or purse. Perfect for reminding you where you parked your car, items to get from grocery store, and important phone number, etc. Message recorded on chip. No cassette tape needed. Battery included. RCKC01 Mini Recorder $23.95 5 x 7 Recording Picture Frame Now your picture can speak a thousand words! It's easy to record your own 12 second personal message. This attractive frame with normal use can record up to a thousand times. Never mind fussing with tape. Photo frame operates without audio tape and comes in two colors. 4 AA batteries not included. PICF5X7R Photo frame (red) $28.95 PICF5X7W Photo frame (white) $28.95 Magic Memories They say a picture is worth a thousand words... With Magic Memories, it's priceless. Introducing Magic Memories, a miniature picture frame with a pronounced improvement: by just pressing a button, your friends or loved ones can record a ten second personal message to be replayed as a special reminder. A tiny memory chip in the frame flawlessly records the voice without tape or moving parts. And thanks to its lifetime memory, the message can be retained for a hundred years. Or the message can be changed at any time to accompany a new photo such as a child's annual class picture. Magic Memories has a hinged cover that protects its ultra-thin shape 3 3/8" tall x 2 3/8" wide x 1/2" deep for travel and forms a stable base when opened for viewing. Magic Memories: Your photos never sounded so good. 4 Alkaline batteries included, 90 day warranty. MM01 Magic Memories $18.95 Voice-it tm Personal Note Recorder Don't search for pens or pencils every time you want to jot something down or leave a quick note. Voice-It is a personal recording device using state-of-the-art audio technology designed to replace handwritten notes. It's as small as a credit card and just 1/4" thin which makes it easily portable for home, travel or business. Solid-state memory records up to 75 seconds - that's a spoken list of about 40 items. Included attachments can secure Voice-It to a refrigerator, clothing, belt, or car visor. It can be used to record your golf scores during inclement weather and/or to leave message for others alerting them with a flashing LED. Simple operation: two buttons scan forward or reverse. Does not record over old messages until you erase them singly or all at once. Batteries included, 90 day manufacturer's warranty. VT75 Voice-it $74.95 No Smoking Key Chain Express your sentiments while traveling. This handy keychain looks like a package of cigarettes but when the button is pressed it starts coughing and says, "no smoking". Hopefully they'll get the hint. Batteries included. KCNOS No Smoking Keychain $5.50 Swearing Keychain This 2 1/2 " swear box comes with a built-in electronic swearing system and speaker. Press any of 4 different buttons and a loud voice shouts out your choice of 4 X-rated swears. When friends or fellow workers hear these outrageous profanities they'll be shocked at first, but seconds later will be asking to buy a Swear Machine for themselves. Works on 3 replaceable batteries, included. SW01 Swearing Keychain $5.99 Marriage Savers Sayings that will save the day and the marriage packaged in a key chain. Give this novelty which expresses four endearing comments to your spouse or significant other and bring a smile to his or her face. His says, "Yes dear", "Of course I love you", "You're so beautiful", "Just charge it honey". Hers says, "Did you build that yourself?", You're so strong", "Might get lucky tonight", "Go out with the guys tonight". Batteries included. MARSHIS Marriage Saver (His) $6.95 MARSHER Marriage Saver (Hers) $6.95 Over-The-Hill Need that little extra something to help you get through the day? This hilarious keychain adds that extra something with its four sayings that will help you get through the day with a smile. It says, "Help me, I can't get up", "What", "Is that you?", "My heart, my heart". Batteries included. OTH01 Over the Hill Key Chain $6.95 Portable Parents Give the gift that keeps on griping. Kids: Never be home sick again. Now you can take your parents with you. Parents: Tired of scolding the kids? Let portable parent lecture them for you. Just push a button to hear one of five standard parental protests. Also includes parental panic button. Push to hear lecture of a lifetime. Portable Parent available in both Mom or Dad. Batteries included. PPMOM Portable Parent (Mom) $9.95 PPDAD Portable Parent (Dad) $9.95 No Smoking Ashtray When friends or relatives come to visit, this ashtray will say it for you. All they need to do is pick up the box of matches or lighter inside ashtray and it will start coughing and say, "no smoking". They should get the hint. Glass ashtray sits on a black durable stand. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). 2" tall x 7" wide x 2 3/4" deep. ASHTR Ashtray $9.95 Yummy Yummy (R) Talking Fork and Spoon Introducing the newest way to make mealtime a happy time for infants and toddlers. Yummy Yummy are functional utensils but have the fun of an interactive toy. Just push the button on Yummy's handle for a lovable phrase "Um, that's good", "open wide here comes Yummy", "Yummy Yummy special friend ... I love you", "Hey, that tickles. You're so silly". Yummy consists of a control handle and two feeding tips. The tips may be pulled out of the control handle for easy cleaning. Batteries included. FKSP01 Fork and Spoon (White) $9.95 FKSP01P Fork and Spoon (Pink) $9.95 FKSP01B Fork and Spoon (Blue) $9.95 Teddy Sez Talking Bear Introducing our exciting newcomer! He's adorable and fun, with multiple sounds and touch points. Press his paws, tummy, cheeks and ears. This 12" Teddy Sez makes a different exclamation with each place you press. Listen as he says "I'm so smart", "Ouch, that hurts", "Giggle, Giggle, that tickles", "Let's go play", "Giggle, giggle, stop that", "I'm sleepy", "That feels good". Batteries included. TEDS01T Tan Teddy Sez $22.95 TEDS01B Brown Teddy Sez $22.95 Brushy Brushy (R) Musical Singing Toothbrush Brushy Brushy is a fun way to teach a child the basics of oral hygiene with the fun of an interactive toy. Push the button on Brushy's handle and hear a lovable song: "Hi, I'm your friend Brushy Brushy helping to make your teeth shiny and bright. Please brush with me every day morning, noon and night". Brushy consists of a control handle and two brushes. The brushing tips may be pulled out of the handle for cleaning. Batteries included. TB01W White Talking Toothbrush $9.95 TB01P Pink Talking Toothbrush $9.95 TB01B Blue Talking Toothbrush $9.95 Rappin' Santa and Xmas Tree These hip Christmas pals are on the cutting edge of holiday fun. The sonic activated Santa and tree start rappin' with the clap of a hand. Santa dances back and forth and sings a cool Christmas rap while the tree shakes his bells and joins in the rap. Our 7" Santa and tree are made of the finest parachute material from head to toe and Santa sports his very own shades and headphones. The tree is decorated with red and white candy canes and a bright yellow star. These two hip holiday buddies are sure to add a little holiday funk to your Christmas season. RAPSANT Rappin' Santa $16.95 RAPTREE Rappin' Tree $16.95 16" Singing Santa With List What is Christmas without Old St. Nick bringing Christmas cheer to your home. This adorable Santa stands 16" tall and sings "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"! His arm moves as he checks his list! Great decoration for a mantle or centerpiece on that Christmas goodies table. Uses 3 AA batteries (not included). SS01 Singing Santa $23.50