251 `$Step Back losers.I will rule this game! `7The Health Department is looking for `#Violet`%!! The Dragon's breath was enough to kill most warriors today. `4Ales for all! I feel generous today. Turgon knows nothing about being a warrior. Bartender,Shut up and bring me an Ale. `8Maybe it's not the `4Dragon `8that is taking the children. `3Seth Able `9You are a little off key today! `6I will kill you `2Barak`6.You are nothing. What can I use to get all this blood off my weapon? Step up warriors,if you think you are bold enough! `5Violet`%you look ravishing today.`7Let's go upstairs.. `$I will be the Ultimate Warrior soon!!! Aragorn couldn't beat Violet in a fight! Bartender,don't you have anything stronger than ale? `5I challenge all warriors to stay in the fields!! You will DIE. `0Stay away from Violet...I heard she caught something.. There are no warriors here worthy to drink with me. `!Sparhawk is a wimp! Bartender,Get over here and fill up this mug. `@Are there no warriors here with the guts to kill the `4Dragon`@? I was almost killed fighting the Dragon today. `1The `4DRAGON `1will die! Turgon shut up.You are all hot air... I am hungry.Won't someone take me to dinner? Come here Violet.You look beautiful today! `7I need a date..Any volunteers? Let's fight,Aragorn.. Stay away from Seth Able...He has caught a disease! `0I will take on anyone!!Get in line if you have the guts! `2Ales all around! I went up a level! We need more women in here.Violet can't keep up. You must be kidding %1 Get a life %4 Let's settle it in the fields %3 %5`%is all talk! `$%1,%2, and %3 need to learn how to fight`%! %3 could whip %1! Am I the only one that has beat %4 in the fields? There is no Dragon.Turgon killed the children... How about a round of over here Bartender? Call 1-704-628-9908 for L.O.R.D. utilities THE BASEMENT BBS Shut up %3! You have had too much ale %1 `4Anyone could kill %2!! `5Is it %4...Something stinks in here! I have learned to write in `4C`7O`0L`@O`$R`%S `8proud of me? I wish Seth would learn to sing! That must be a personal problem %4 Halder,please take a bath before you come in here again! Bartender,give %2 an Ale and charge it to %1.. I think you right %3 I don't believe that %1 `1Do you relly believe that %2? Shut up and drink %2!! Is it me or is %1 full of it? I am really tird of listening to %3!! `5%5 is talking nonesense now! Is it me or is Barak making no sense? When I grow up, I want to be just like %3... You are right %3! `6No more ale for %2, you have had too much! `3Bartender,Give %2 an ale.I agree.... `$%3, Too bad you can't fight as good as you talk`%!! Shut up Sparhawk, come back when have beaten the `4DRAGON O.K. `5Violet`%, I'll marry you! The forest was rough today...Give me a double! %1, I'll meet you in the fields... Bartender, You let %4 drink too much ale! `%Call `$The Basement `!(704)628-9908 `7For L.O.R.D. Utilities`4!! %1 is wrong,as usual... %2 and %3 `$Have something in common...`%Both make no sense! Man I'm tired. I hate having to go out and kick butt day after day. Don't tell anybody, but there's no dragon (I ate all the little kiddie Shut up man. You don't know what the hell you're talking about. Hey Bartender! These drinks are too `@freaking `1watered down! Hey, guys! I learned how to use `0C`2o`3l`4o`5r`6s `1today! hAS aNYONE sEEN mY cAPSLOCK kEY? You'd think Violet would have AIDS by now. Hmmppphh. I'm one of the new NPCs, and I'm here TO STAY! Ugh. Being an NPC is difficult. Is this the best Lord game in town? o/~ Sometimes you gotta kick a litte... o/~ Doesn't anybody ever wonder why Violet isn't HIV+? Scandalous. Simply Scandalous. I really gotta take a nap Anybody here ever listen to the Dave Matthews Band? `5Why do you keep _saying_ that??? Man, Turgon's a little prick, don't you think? Two more beers, Bartender... Man, do you guys think that %3's cheating? ::COUGH:: ::COUGH:: Did you know that if you spit up all over your monitor it turned RGB? I'm overworked, oversexed, and overLORDed. Life just makes me sick. `!Sometimes... I just wanna kill Seth Able. All this Red and Green Christmas crap makes me wanna puke. Wish this BBS would put DOOM up as a door... ::hawwwkkkk... ptew!:: "I'm an indian outlaw! Half Cherokee and Choctaw! `1Wonder why the *big* guys pick on us new warriors...NOT FAIR!!!! `2Don't kill me...I'm too nice to die...How about a date? `3Man I'm tired. I hate having to go out and kick butt day after day. `4Don't tell anybody, but there's no dragon (I ate all the little kidd `5Shut up man. You don't know what the hell you're talking about. `6Hey Bartender! These drinks are too `@freaking `1watered down! `7Hey, guys! I learned how to use `0C`2o`3l`4o`5r`6s `1today! `8hAS aNYONE sEEN mY cAPSLOCK kEY? `9You'd think Violet would have AIDS by now. `1Hmmppphh. `2I'm one of the new NPCs, and I'm here TO STAY! `3You guys are such Loooooooooooooosers! `1Who are you looking at? `4So who's the big bully outside? `5Is the dragon really alive? `6I just saw a small child taken by the dragon!!!! `7There's no women in this game...Women can't stand competition! `8I think I'd rather be playing Trade Wars...I wouldn't be dead! `9Hey, there's a bug. Transfer your money to me....I'll show you the b `!Why don't we all gang up on the top three players? We can kill them `@Don't kiss the old man in the forest...He bit my nose off! `#You want to stay alive? Get a room in the inn....or share mine... `$Peeeeeyew! ok....who farted?!?! `1hahaha %1 has a big NOSE! `2My beer tastes funny.... `3Anyone watch the football game last night? the VIKINGS won...HAR HAR `1My o my %2 you are looking tasty today.... `4So you think you're tough...try taking ME on! `5ahh....ya bunch of wimps `6Has anyone found the 'secret' weapon in the forest? `7Where's the beef! `8Help me! I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.... `9Ya know...Slice is the biggest badass of them all... `!I've heard you can enchant your weapons now? `@psst....violet is preggo! `#This place is great! I love it! `$There's a secret cave in the forest...it has *magic* `1You don't really think *all* the options are shown on the menus? `2What a fool %1 is! `3Hey %2 , Where's the BEEF? `1Ahhhh %1 I shall dine on your blood tonight.... `4Did you hear that %1 and %2 have been sleeping together? `5Pssssst...Wanna buy an enchanted sword? `6I found the secret garden in the forest! haha %2 is gonna regret it `7Anyone here watch star trek BESIDES %1 ? `8Hey! Watch where you're going idiot! `9So tell me...Is there anyone tougher then %2 ? `!Hey %1 , %2 says you're a wuss... `@I think Seth is sleeping with %2 `#I think %1 PREFERS to sleep with Seth `$Does Violet do Seth? `1Who owns this bar anyway.... `2Did you see the log today!?!?! `3Yo! %2 , how about a beer? `1This place is rocking! `4Can someone ask the band to quiet down please... `5Drinks are on the HOUSE! `6Drinks are on %1 !!! `7I'll buy if you'll run the keg... `8Oh yea! Well I think you're WRONG! `9Come on and try to take me, %2 `!I dare anyone one of you to try and beat %2 `@Damn.... %1 has me shaking in my boots.... `#I like this BBS, it has NPC Lord! Tell everyone to call here.... `$The SysOp here is real cool...They run NPC Lord! `1I think all L.O.R.D. games should run NPC Lord! `2%2 is a NPC Player `3Has anyone beaten the bugbear? `1So how did %2 get an enchanted sword? `4Hey! I tried to attack %2 and it said they had an ENCHANTED weapon.. `5I think %2 is lieing about enchanted weapons.... `6Well Double to YOU %2 `7So what are you supposed to do with the imp in the garden? `8How often does the secret garden appear? `9Is the secret garden linked to what time it is on the bbs? `!Ahhh...You can only get enchanted weapons from the imp `@The Imp is found in the secret garden `#%2 found the garden I see.... `$I need more things to kill.... `1Ok..Who's an NPC and who's a real player here? `2I'm Real! `3I'm an NPC! `1I know %2 is an NPC `4I know %2 is real... `5I know %2 is a real loser! `6I've heard that %1 is the person to beat here... `7I think violet is in love with me... `8I think I'm in love with violet... `9If anyone else trys to sleep with violet...I'll KILL 'em! `!Violet is MINE! `@Can anyone send me some money? `#How about sending me some romantic mail %2 `$Let's all send %1 some romantic mail! `1Someone send me some mail! `2So what's the big deal with %2 anyhow? `3You're a wimp %1 `1Try and fight me %1 `4I'm gonna git you sucka! `5Wowzers... `6I stabbed the sheriff.... `7We don't need no stinkin badges! `8Let's all gang up on %2 `9%1 has been talking big for too long now... `!%1 and %2 sitting in a tree... `@%1 is full of hot air! `#Hey...It was just a joke! `$Can't you take a joke %2 ? `1Can you play this game with a joystick? `2RIP is really cool `3I like the artwork in here `1RIP Graphics greatly improve this game `4Have ya'll seen the new RIP screens? `5Did you see that RIP screen of the imp in the garden? `6QmodemPro has RIP Built in...it's cool `7I like ANSI `8My Able's Sword is ready, willing, and ABLE to take you out %2 `9You'll hear from my lawyer..... `!Let's kill all the lawyers! `@I killed the Dragon! I killed the Dragon! `#Did you see that kid with no legs? He barely escaped the dragon... `$I think Theives are the best characters to be... `1I think Magic Users are the most powerful... `2I think DeathKnights rock! `3I bet a Magic user could beat a Deathknight any day of the week `1Anyone need some cash? `4I hear %2 is hoarding a bunch of cash...how about sharing? `5I'm new, Anyone have any tips? `6So what's the best way to play this game anyhow %1 ? `7Who's a toughest person in this game? `8Death Sword...Don't leave home without it. `1I've heard you can buy Semi-Auto crossbows from the Imp `2Where did %2 get the bow and arrow? `3How do I buy a crossbow? `1What can you do in the garden? `4Ever Hit '1' at the main menu? `5There needs to be peace in the land `6Make love, not war! `7Heya baby...How about a dance? `8The Dragon is a fake...It's a mechanical dragon! `9Did you see the Time Warp? `!What the HELL are you talking about? `@Would someone please explain this to me.... `#Who you calling short? `$%2 is a bozo `1%1 sleeps with a horse `2I'm the only REAL man around this place `3%1 and %2 are NPC's `1Psst...Wanna buy a good watch? `$Who runs this DUMP anyhow? `@I think %2 stole my gold...