[Preposter]
Acnied
Ageing
Amazing
Apology-For-A
Artless
Bandy-Legged
Beefy
Bent
Big-Nosed
Blind
Boot-Faced
Bovine
Brainless
Bum-Shaped
Cheap
Cheesy
Childish
Clueless
Clumsy
Condemned
Corpulent
Crass
Creepy
Cross-Eyed
Curry-Flavoured
Deformed
Deviant
Devious
Docile
Dozy
Drunken
Dung-Coloured
Faithless
Fat
Fat-Arsed
Feeble
Feeble-Minded
Filthy
Flabby
Flatulent
Frenzied
Friendless
Furious
Giant
Gormless
Great
Gross
Grotesque
Hairless
Hairy-Arsed
Heartless
Horrible
Humongous
Incredible
Ineffectual
Knock-Kneed
Lardy
Lazy
Leprous
Lobotomised
Lonely
Malodorous
Mawkish
Mindless
Miserable
Monstrous
Morbid
Mutant
Nauseating
Nosey
Oily
Old
One-eyed
Overpaid
Oversexed
Overweight
Pathetic
Pea-Brained
Po-Faced
Podgy
Porky
Pot-Bellied
Pubescent
Quintessentially
Rabid
Rancid
Raving
Redundant
Rejected
Repellant
Reptilian
Repugnant
Ridiculous
Righteous
Risible
Rotund
Sad
Scaly
Sexless
Sleazy
Slimey
Soulless
Sozzled
Steaming
Styleless
Sub-Standard
Supect
Sweaty
Tasteless
Ten-Dollar
Token
Toothless
Torpid
Tubby
Turgid
Twisted
Ugly
Un-Shaggable
Unbelievable
Under-Endowed
Undersized
Unemployable
Unreliable
Unxious
Useless
Vacant
Vegetarian
Vile
Warped
Warty
Wrinkled
You
Your-Brother's-A
Your-Father's-A
Your-Granny's-A
Your-Mother's-A
Your-Sister's-A
[Qualifier]
Ale-Swilling
Amorous
An*s-Fingering
Arse-Licking
Arse-Shaped
Ass-Nibbling
Autistic
Balding
Ballet-Dancing
Bat-eared
Bearded
Belching
Benighted
Bevelled
Big
Bile-Coloured
Bollock-Chopped
Boring
Bottom-Presenting
Braying
Brown-Nosing
Brown-Trousered
Brylcreamed
Bum-Groping
Cancerous
Cantankerous
Cheating
Child-Molesting
Chiselling
Clammy
Closet
Conniving
Cosmo-Reading
Crab-Infested
Crawling
Crazed
Creeping
Cretinous
D@ck-Strapping
D@ckless
Decomposing
Deformed
Detumescent
Diseased
Disgusting
Donkey-W*nking
Dribbling
Drooling
Drooping
Dung-Coloured
Dung-Gobbling
Ear-Bending
Enormous
Erraneous
Evil
Fare-Dodging
Farty
Fat
Fat-Arsed
Febrile
Ferret-Faced
Festering
Flatulent
Fly-Blown
Freeloading
Frothing
Gaping
Gigantic
Grasping
Great
Grovelling
Gurning
Gusset-Fingering
Herring-Flavoured
Hole-Poking
Honking
Inexpensive
Infected
Jissom-Covered
Kebab-Eating
Kn!b-Scaling
Lackadaisical
Leering
Lisping
Little
Lowbrow
Lump-Of
M*sturbating
Medallion-Wearing
Mincing
Mooning
N@pple-Sucking
Nose-Picking
One-Eyebrowed
Oozing
Orifice-Sniffing
Outrageous
Over-Sized
Over-Starched
P*nty-Licking
Panting
Pensionable
Pig-Molesting
Pile-Of
Pink
Pink-Eyed
Piss-Stained
Plodding
Polyfillered
Porcine
Posturing
Pr@ckless
Pram-Driving
Prancing
Prying
Pube-Shaving
Pudenda-free
Puling
Retarded
Rotting
Rubber-Nosed
Rubbery
Scabby
Scabrous
Scrofulous
Scum-Sucking
Shandy-Sipping
Sheep-Chasing
Shirt-Lifting
Skirt-Chasing
Snivelling
Snoring
Spuming
Squealing
Squinting
Stinking
Stomach-Churning
Sub-Normal
Swilling
Syphillitic
T!sticle-Tickling
T@t-Licking
T@tless
Thieving
Thumb-Sucking
Tightfisted
Tiresome
Tizer-Quaffing
Toadying
Toe-sucking
Toenail-Biting
Toilet-straining
Trepanned
Trouser
Trouser-Climbing
Underwhelming
Unholy
Urine-Scented
Vasectomised
Venal
Vomit-Stained
Wheezing
Whingeing
Wimpy
Wizened
Wretched
[Descriptor]
Aardvark
Accountant
Adventist
Airhead
An*s
Armpit
Asswipe
B!m-Bandit
B!m-Blast
B@gger
B@ttom-Jockey
B@ttom-Specialist
Baboon
Baboon's Bum
Bag
Bag-Lady
Ball-Breaker
Bar-Fly
Basket-Case
Bat
Bearded-Clam
Beer-Monster
Berk
Biddy
Bimbette
Bimbo
Binman
Birthmark
Bitch
Bitch-Queen
Blackhead
Bladder
Blenny
Blimp
Boil
Booby
Boris
Bowl-Cleaner
Brat
Broomshanka
Bubo
Bucket-F*nny
Bumpkin
Butthead
Buttock-Tweeker
Buzzard
C@cksucker
Cadaver
Canker
Carbuncle
Cat-Flap
Chicken
Child-Molester
Cl!toris
Clam
Cleat
Clod
Clone
Clothes-Horse
Clown
Cockroach
Comode
Compost-Heap
Computer-Nerd
Condom
Cottager
Cow
Cow's-Bottom
Coward
Creep
Cretin
Cross-Dresser
Crusty
Cry-Baby
Cur
D*ckbrain
Dog-Breath
Dollop-Of-Puke
Dong
Dork
Dragon-Breath
Dropping
Duck-Butt
Dump-Receptacle
Dwarf
Embryo
Erection
Estate-Agent
Eunuch
Excrement
F*ggot
F*iry
F*nny
Failure
Farm-Boy
Fart
Fascist
Flapper
Flower-Arranger
FluffBall
FM-Listener
Fudge-Tunneller
Fur-Ball
G*yboy
Git
Glue-Sniffer
Gluepot
Goat
Gobbet-Of-Phlegm
Gorm
Groper
Growth
Gumbo
Gumby
Gusset
Half-Pint
Has-Been
Hernia
Hippo
Hippy
Hyena
Idiot
Imbecile
Jackal
Jackson-Pollock
Jerk
Jism-Stain
Jockstrap
Kn@b-Head
Knuckle-Dragger
Knuckle-Shuffler
Kook
Laser-Brain
Lawn-Poker
Leech
Lemming
Leper
Lizard
Lombard
Loon
Loony
Loser
Louse
Lubejob
Lump
Lush
Maggot
Malaka
Manager
Merchant
Midget
Minnow
Mong
Mongo
Muppet
Mutant
Namby
Nazi
Neanderthal
Nerd
Nid
Nincompoop
OAP
P!ss-Flap
P!ss-Taker
P@of
P@ofta
P@ofter
Paedophile
Pansy
Parasite
Parrot
Pavement-Pizza
Peeper
Pervert
Pig
Pilchard
Pill
Pillow-Biter
Pimp
Pimple
Pin-Head
Placenta
Pleb
Plonker
Polyp
Pork-Duke
Porker
Poser
Pot-Head
Potato-Head
Pr!ck
Prat
Prossy
Prostitute
Protruberance
Pseud
Puddle-Of-Chuck
Puss-Packet
Pussy
Pustule
Putz
Qu*en
Qu*er
R*ctal-Tuft
Rapist
Ras-Clat
Rat
Recidivist
Retard
Ringpiece
Roach
Scab
Scrubber
Scum-Bucket
Scum-Pup
Scumbag
Septic-Tank
Shag-Bag
Shark
Sheep-Jockey
Sheep-shagger
Sheet-Stainer
Sick-Bucket
Slack-Wit
Sloth
Snake
Snob
Son-Of-Satan
Sot
Sow
Sp*rm-Bank
Sp@nk-Barrel
Spam-Brain
Spew-Parcel
Sphincter-Boy
Spitoon
Spot
Sprout
Squid
Stamp-Collector
Stick-Insect
Sucker
Systems-Analyst
T*rd-Burglar
T*rd-Collector
Tart
Taxidermist
Tea-Leaf
Therapist
Third-Brain
Toad
Todger-Sucker
Toerag
Toilet-Watcher
Tool
Toss-Pot
Train-Spotter
Transvestite
Tree-Spotter
Trombonist
Trouser-Hound
Trouser-Stain
Trout
Tub
Turbot
Turd
Turkey
Twat
Uphill-Gardener
Vermin
Viz-Reader
W*nkpot
Wacker
Wally
Wank-Pot
Wart
Wasach
Water-Closet
Waz
Weasel
Weevil
Weirdo
Whinger
Windbag
Yokel
Yosser
Zit