"TRUTH IS THE BURDEN I CARRY" - ARISTOTLE : "LYING GIT" - PLATO 10 % OF THE WORK TAKES 90% OF THE TIME. 10,000 MEXICANS 8 OUT OF 10 CATS PREFER OTHER CATS A STITCH IN TIME SAVES BLOODLOSS A1 DUKE OF NEW YORK ABSOLUTE ZERO IS COOL. ALL GOOD BOYS DESERVE SVENSKAS!!! ALMODOVAR - YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR! AMERICAN GRAFITTI ANARCHY IN THE U.K. - AND WHY NOT? ANIMAZING - MORE BLEEPS PER BUCK! ANNIES ARE COOL ANYONE FANCY THE SUCHI? ARNIES ARE COOL ATOMIC SWING AYE AYE, SKIPPER. BE ALERT - THE COUNTRY NEEDS MORE LERTS BEAVIS IS COOL - BUTTHEAD. HUH-HUH, HUH-HUH - BEAVIS BIG MAK, FRIES TO GO BILL & TED - DO THEY SHARE A BED? BILL CLINTON = "LILL' BINT CON" BILL CLINTON DOESN'T INHALE BISON ARE GO! BODACIOUS! BONNI BRIMSTONE IS LARGER THAN LIFE BOOM SHAGGA SHAGGA BOOM BOOM! BOYS FROM THE DWARF CATS LIKE PLAIN CRISPS CHRISTMAS COMES BUT ONCE A YEAR - THANK GOD I'M NOT CHRISTMAS!!! CIGARETTES ARE THE BIGGEST CAUSE OF STATISTICS COMPLETELY OUT TO LUNCH, DUDE. COOL HAND LUKE DARWIN WAS WRONG DEATH BY BOO-BOO DIDACTIC PROLETARIANISM SUCKS. DIMITRIS IS A GREEK RAKI GOD DON'T EAT ANYTHING BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD DON'T EAT CABBAGE DURAN DURAN - NO. K. NO K. EAT AT FRED'S EAT LARD EAT MY SHORTS EL CIIIID!!! ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATPERSON ELVIS IS IN THE BUILDING. EMMANUEL KANT BUT GENGHIS KHAN. EXTERMINATED FAITH NO MORE FEELIN TWITCHY FLOWER POWER RULES, BOUQUET? FRANKIE SAYS :- "RELAX" FRANKIE SAYS :- "BEESWAX" FRANKIE SAYS :- "EXLAX" FREE THE INDIANAPOLIS 500 GET ON THAT GROOVY TRAIN!!! GIGANTIC! GIVE ME TOAST OR GIVE ME DEATH! GOOD SHOT, KURT! GRAFITTI IS COOL GROOVY! GUIDANCE FAILURE ON LOVE MISSILE F1-11 HANGIN' AROUND. HE WHO USES 'QUICKEN' LEAVES THE OFFICE LAST... HEAD TRIP HEY DUDE, WHAT'S 'APPNIN? HI TO THE CLASS OF 82 - L.S.E HIPPY GROOVESTERS REIGN HISTA LA VASTA, BYBA HISTORY IS BUNK - FORD ... MY BUNK IS HISTORY - BART HOPE IS A WAKING DREAM. I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONITE I LIKE IT I LOVE LUCY I SAY WE NUKE THE SITE FROM ORBIT - IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE... I WANT TO BE... A TREE. I WANT TO BE... ALONE I WANT TO BE... HAPPY I'LL BE BACK... I'LL BE DARNED - IF I WAS A SOCK I'M PINK THEREFORE I'M HAM. IAN HAS 2 SHEDS ICE IS COOL IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE WORD, AND THE WORD WAS 'AARDVARK' INSANE IN THE BUS LANE INTENSE IS A CASTRATED PIG 'DISGRUNTLED'? IS IT TIME TO GO HOME YET? IS VIC THERE? IT'S SHOWTIME! JACKO'S FAVORITE SONG? 'I'M FOR EVER BLOWING BUBBLES'... JAZZMAG FRENZY JIM MORISSON LIED WHEN HE SAID HIS PARENTS WERE DEAD. NOW HIS PARENTS SAY HE'S DEAD. MAYBE THEY'RE LYING TOO... JOHN WAYNE IS BIG LEGGY JUICE!!! KAMIKAZE SQUIRREL BIT MY NUTS KANSAS CITY DREAMERS KATY LIED KEMOZABHE = "HORSE'S ASS" KEYNES WAS RIGHT KILROY WAS HERE KRYTEN NEVER SHAVES L7 LAGER FRENZY! LAMP THE SUCKER! LATER LENINGRAD COWBOYS GO AMERICA! LET THERE BE TOAST LET'S TAKE A HOLIDAY IN PANICBURGH CITY LETTIN' OFF STEAM LIFE'S A BEACH AND THEN YOU FRY. LISTEN UP! LOVE & KISSES - MOM LUMPFISH MARIA FOR PRESIDENT! MICKEY MOUSE IS A RAT MOON RIVER, WIDER THAN A MILE; WHEN'S THE NEXT SODDING FERRY? MORE FUN THAN FLYING TOASTERS, EH? MUSHROOMS ARE THE OPIUM OF THE MOOSES MY DAD WENT TO LONDON AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY SCREEN SAVER... MY DOG, YES; MY OL' LADY, MAYBE; MY HARLEY, NEVER! NADA NEVER NEVER CARRY A PARCEL BY THE STRING NEW YORK DOLLS NIRVANA WAS A BAND, NOT A PLACE NOBODY MESSES WITH ... COLUMBO NOSTALGIA RULES, HOKEY COKEY. NOT. NUFF GRAFITTI, INNIT? OEDIPUS WAS A NERVOUS REX! OH NO! IT'S THE FAT SL*GS! OH YES ON THE LINE OR*L S*X SUCKS OUT TO LUNCH PC PLOD HIDES HIS HELMET PEACE LOVE AND HARMONY - THAT'LL DO NICELY PEACE, LOVE AND MOVIE RIGHTS PLUMPER THERAPY! POT NOODLES - THE DEVIL'S OWN CONFECTIONARY. PRETENTIOUS? MOI??? PROFESSIONAL TENNIS IS A RAQUET PUBERTY CAN BE A HAIRY TIME... RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINISTS - TAKE THOSE SOCKS BACK! RIDE A BIG HERRING INTO THE BLUE RIP IT UP AND START AGAIN SCHWING!!! SCOTS RULE, OCH AYE! SCREEN SAVERS ARE COOL SEX IS ALL RIGHT, BUT IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS THE REAL THING... SHAVEN YAKS ARE COOL SHEENS'S A DROID SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT TO ME. SMOKER'S PHLEGM - POUND FOR POUND THE MOST DANGEROUS SUBSTANCE ON EARTH SPAM! SPAM ! SPAM! STONE ME INTO THE GROOVE STONE THE CROWS - GO SPLIFF UP A TREE! SVENSKLINGS RULE! JO HO!!! SWEDE IS GOOD SWEDENESS AND LIGHT - THAT'S RIGHT! TAGS 'R' US ONLY COSTS US$25 THAT'S LOW, MAN. THE BABY BOOMERS GOT ALL THE GOOD ROMPER SUITS THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE DUTY FREE THE CHICKENS ARE RESTLESS... THE FATMAN WAS HERE. THE KING OF ROCK 'N' ROLL IS LYING IN A HOLE THE MAN FROM DEL MONTE HE SAY YOWSER! THE MOOSE IS LOOSE THERE ARE MANY BARGAINS IN THE SHOPPING MALL OF LIFE. THERE IS NO GRAVITY, THE EARTH SUCKS. THERE IS NO SANITY CLAUSE THEY LIVE! THINK! (OR THWIM) TIME TO BOOGIE TO BE OR NOT TO BE - SORRY, WHAT WAS THE QUESTION? TOO LATE, BRAD DISCOVERED 'SQUID BE GONE' TOPSHELF CONFUSION TRIPLE WHAMMY TRIPLE-MIND BYPASS. TRUST NO-ONE. BELIEVE NOTHING. TRY 'PLATO', THE NEW GREEK WASHING UP LIQUID. U.S. TROOPS OUT OF U.S! UTAH SAINTS UZI BOOGIE VIDEO NASTY ATE MY PASTY VOTE DEMOCRAT (FROM ORBIT) - IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE. VOTE REPUBLICAN - OR WE SHOOT YOUR DOG WALLPAPER = VISUAL MUSAK WE'RE CANNON-FODDER IN THE COGS OF CORPORATE CULTURE. WELL BASTE MY STEAMING PUDDINGS! WHAM! BAM! THANK YOU MA'AM! WHAT'S UP, DOC? WHEN IN DOUBT, GIVE IT A CLOUT. WHEN THE BUS IS FULL, THE PUBLIC SHALL WALK THE EARTH... WHERE'S THE BEEF? WHEREVER YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE! WHO PROGRAMMED THIS JAZZ? WHOOPY F**KIN' DOO! WOULD THE LAST PERSON TO LEAVE BRITAIN PLEASE TURN OFF THE LIGHTS? YABBA DABBA DON'T YO MOMMA WEARS OPEN TOED COMBAT SANDALS YO! YOKO ONO CAN'T PAINT FOR TOFU YOU CAN COUNT ON THE DECIMAL SYSTEM YOU CAN WITH A HARRIDAN! YOU MAY EXPERIENCE RECEPTION DIFFICULTIES -DO NOT ADJUST YOUR WALL YOU ONLY KNOW WHAT IS 'ENOUGH' AFTER YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH. YOU WOULDN'T LET IT LIE... YOU'RE NEVER ALONE WITH A CLONE! ZIP ZIP UNDO ME ZORBA THE GREEK - BEFORE HE ZORBAS YOU.