"Hurry!  We mustn't waste any time!  You are dying of old age and must get to  
the Fountain of Youth!"  --Before you can even say hello he throws you in the  
water, on the boat of course, and the boat guides itself thru the water--      
You take a little nap and pull out your Sun-me-Tan lotion, after all, you are  
only old not dead, and a good tan always look good at funerals...