Before you even have time to say hello, the pier man lifts you up, puts you in 
the boat, and throws the boat into the water.  "Hurry!" he says, "You must     
reach the Fountain of Youth before is too late!"   Well, you think at least I  
can relax during the journey so, you pull out your Sun-me-Tan lotion and put it
all over your body. -If you gotta go to your funeral, go with a tan- you think.