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The pilot is always the first person at an aircraft accident.
It's like deja vu all over again.
Bacteria: The only culture some people have.
For TAGLINE insert four quarters in slot |_______|
Jamforx - The ability of cramming one more utensil in the dishwasher
Expresshole- One who enters the Express line with more than 9 items.
The two most common elements: hydrogen and stupidity.
Puns are bad - but poetry is verse.
"Incorrigible punster... Do not incorrige!"
let length(Long_Walk) > length(Short_Pier)
Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.
Pick two: 1)Fast 2)Right 3)Cheap 4)Windows (counts as 2)
Caffeine is not a drug, it's a vitamin!