... does everything but think up new taglines!
A good tagline is a stolen tagline!
Ask me about Qwkit!
Aw, Come On...Don't Steal My LAST Tagline!!!
Be vewy, vewy quite. I'm hunting tagwines.
Caution!  The tagline you steal may be your own!
Have you tried Qwkit yet?  What are you waiting for?
Help!  I'm a prisoner in a tagline factory!
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline
Now on CD-ROM, classic taglines of the computer era.
Save your environment--recycle your taglines!
Tagline dispenser temporarily out of order.
Taglines: A new life for old cliches and maxims.
This tagline stolen by Qwkit!
This tagline will self-destruct in 5 seconds!
Turbocharge your mail reader ... get Qwkit today!
Warning!  Objects in tagline are closer than they appear.
What's Qwkit?  Ask me!
You might as well.  I stole yours.