;
;  Signatures/sayings
;
%ALTLIST
%ITEM RANDOM
;
Silver Xpress!.........  Don't leave home without it!
Silver Xpress Offline Mail/Fax System!...Simply more bang for your bucks!
Silver Xpress....Now 100% QWK Compatible! More bang for your bucks!
Silver Xpress....Not Just Another Off-Line Mail System <tm>!
Silver Xpress makes it's motion picture debut as the "The Emailator"!
I'm too sexy! You know what I mean!
I'm too sexy for this echo!
Xpress Yourself!
What Bug! I left behind the roaches in New York!
Oh never mind!
Mail Media. Do not expose to Flames!
Press F1 to Reboot
If you're not the lead dog, everything looks the same!
Happy as a Pig in Mud!
Real Men use RAM drives!
Merry Xmas, Happy Hanukak, Feliz Navidad, etc, etc, etc
;
; Link to another list
;
@WINDOWS.LIS            - Stupid Window Signatures
@LINESIG1.LIS           - More signatures!
