%ITEM RANDOM
WindowError:001 Windows loaded.  System in danger.
WindowError:002 No error . . . yet.
WindowError:003 Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file.
WindowError:004 Erronious error.  Nothing wrong.
WindowError:005 Multitasking attempted.  System confused.
WindowError:006 Malicious error.  Desqview found on drive.
WindowError:007 System price error.  Inadequate money spent.
WindowError:008 Broken window.  Watch for glass fragments.
WindowError:009 Horrible bug encounterd.  God knows what has happened.
WindowError:00A Promotional literature overflow.  Mailbox full.
WindowError:00B Inadequate disk space.  Need 50 meg minimum.
WindowError:00C Memory hog error.  More ram needed.  More!  More!
WindowError:00D Window closed.  Do not look out.
WindowError:00E Window open, do not look in.
WindowError:00F Unexplained error.  Please tell us how it happened.
WindowError:010 Reserved for future mistakes
WindowError:014 Nonexistent error.  This cannot really be happening.
WindowError:015 Unable to exit windows.  Try the door.
WindowError:016 Door locked.  Try control-alt-delete
WindowError:017 Keyboard locked.  Try anything you can think of.
WindowError:018 Unrecoverable error.  System destroyed.
WindowError:019 User error.  It's not our fault.  Is not!  Is not!
WindowError:01A Operating system overwritten.  Terribly sorry.
WindowError:01B Illegal error.  Do not get this error.
WindowError:01C Uncertainty error.  Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WindowError:01D Unable to figure out our own code.  System crashed.
WindowError:01E Timing error.  Please wait.  And wait.  And wait.
WindowError:01F Reserved for future mistakes
WindowError:020 Error recording error codes.  Remaining errors lost.
