Barney is a dinosaur                   BarneySplat
He has a messed up voice,
Get him drunk, get him stoned,         Copywrong 1993 by ASCII Express,
In this game it's your choice.         Bong Software!

Kill the kidees,                       Yes, now you too can kill Barney!
And kill Barney,                       You can kill Baby Bop, the Kids,
And even Baby Bop,                     EVERYBODY GOES Bongo!!!!!
If you do not like this song,          You can even make them smoke a bowl!
Then please hit Q to stop.             Imagine: Barney Stoned/Drunk!
                             In this game, *ANYTHING*
         is Possible!!!!