Chances are if your parents never had any children , neither will you.
You can't tell how deep a puddle is until you step in it.
If it sticks, force it.  If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything.
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP!  Park elsewhere 
Save the whales.  Collect the whole set!
Save the whales!  Trade them at church! 
Remember: do {!drink(booze)} while (driving). 
A girl a day keeps the wife away.
Forgive me father, for I have Goto'ed.
Insanity is inheried, u get it from ur children.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
Whenever possible, steal code.
If you can't write it down in English, you can't code it.
Life would be easier with the source code.
if(crash){grab_ankles();kiss_xxx_goodbye);} 
Press <CTRL> <ALT> <DEL> to continue...   
Error 1AAA: Replace motherboard immediately.  
Undocumented features will rule the Earth.   
Use undiluted Lint for clean programs.  
We have the answer. What is the question?  
Anything free is worth what you paid for it.
...laiceps er'uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
Memories over lays, are better than memory overlays.
... Abort, Retry, Fail? naww, gimme 2 cards.
If you're not the lead dog, everything looks the same!
You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME.
Real programmer's tools: DEBUG and EDLIN!
If you can't C it, it's not important.
Turn Your 386DX into an XT, Install WINDOWS!
Nobody is perfect. My name is Nobody
Drive Not Ready. Ok, then check the oil.
PAS_AL, BASI_, & _OBOL...  C fills all the gaps!