"All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices." "Bats are birds in birdless lands." þ Japanese Proverb "Better to ask twice than lose your way once." þ Danish proverb "Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1?" þ Worf "Death is Irrelvelent." þ Borg "Dig the well before you are thirsty." þ Chinese Proverb "Don't bury corpses in the snow." þ Chinese Proverb "Fall seven times, stand up eight." þ Japanese Proverb "Head is harder than Hand." þ Sivaoan Proverb "I am Homer the Borg! Prepare to be...OOooooo! Doughnuts!" "I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, dahling." "One cloud feels lonely." þ Rabbit Proverb "Only Nixon could go to China." þ Vulcan Proverb "Revenge is a dish best served cold." þ Klingon Proverb "Skeptics are never deceived." þ French Proverb "They turned me into a Borg." "A Borg?" "Well, I got better." "Trust in Allah, but tie your camel." þ Arab proverb "Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble." þ French Proverb "You are who you know." þ Street Proverb . <-- Grain of Salt. Take as needed with above advice. ...And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh. 50's Furry: Buzzcuts are OUT! 60's Furry: You thought HIPPIES had hair... 70's Furry: Shedding on polyester leads to no end of trouble... 80's Furry: Being called PUPPIES instead of YUPPIES. <-- Amazing! Have we finally achieved a bug free release? <-- It's simply too wonderful for words! <-- Look MOM I registered It. <-- Not Yet Available in the Romulan Empire. <-- Paid for! But the Vapor Disk is still out there. <-- Registered with a Rubber Check! <-- Registered with beads and trinkets. <-- SOLD! <-- Tagline management will never be the same again! <-- This registration paid for with sexual favors. Alll a Borg! At Burger Borg, your way is irrelevent! BORG IDIC: Incalculable Devastation for Infinite Cubes. Baldar of Borg: We will assimilate mass quantities! Borg Assimilation is the Best Cure for the Common Man. Borg Burgers: Have'em our way, yours is irrelevant. Eek! of Borg: All little creatures should be assimilated. Eek! of Borg: Gee, it's swell when people are assimilated. Fudd of Borg: Pwepawe to be assimiwated. Huh huh huh hut! Furry Fandom: More than a state of mind, it's a way of life... Furry Fandom: The Final Frontier. Furry Forever! Happiness is being furry. How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them. I am Al Bundy of Borg: We will *not* assimilate! I am Bjorn, of Borg. I am Cat of Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things. I am Elmyra of Borg: We will hug you and squeeze you and love you! I am Locutus of Borg, Do you have any Grey Poupon? I am McMahon of BORG... You may already be assimilated! I am Montana Max of Borg: Prepare your money to be assimilated. Problems for a Furry: Getting tail caught in doors. Problems for a Furry: HEAT! Problems for a Furry: Hairballs. Problems for a Furry: Having to wear a license just to walk around. Problems for a Furry: Leash laws. Problems for a Furry: People look at you funny when you walk the dog. Problems for a Furry: Trousers that make no allowance for tails. Problems for a Furry: VETS! Romulins, Klingons, and Borg, Oh! My! Stay Furry! The Borg Are Back An' There's Gonna Be Trouble, Hey Na, Hey Na... The Borg Empire: An Equal Opportunity Assimilator We have engaged the Borg. The wedding is Friday! Windows 3.0: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.