% SPIRITUAL Spiritual Holy Psychic Mystical Psionic Telepathic Telekinetic ESP % RELATIVE Father Mother Step Father Step Mother Brother Sister Uncle Aunt Grandfather Grandmother Son Daughter Illegitimate Son Illegitimate Daughter Nephew Niece Postman Garbage Man Fuller Brush Salesman Milkman Mailman Paper Boy Gardener Dog-Catcher Hairdresser Manicurist Avon Lady DOCTOR % DRUG Heroin LSD Crack Downers Pot Alcohol Speed Uppers Crack Acid Peyote Cocaine Crack Marijuana Dope Crack Morphine Valium % WEAPON Meat Cleaver Hatchet Howitzer Garden Hoe Machete Grenade Chain Saw Hack Saw Samurai Sword Axe Razor Blade Carving Knife Switch Blade Pen Knife Swiss Army Knife Crossbow Shotgun Uzi Submachine Gun Machine Gun Laser Beam Particle Beam % GHOST Ghost Evil Spirit Poltergeist Demon Phantom Boogie Man Wolf Man Vampire Leprachaun Banshee Gremlin Zombie % RELIGION Buddhist Methodist Baptist Jewish Scientologist Rajneeshi Islamic Moslem Roman Catholic Athiest Fundamentalist Agnostic Taoist Presbyterian Lutheran Mormon % UFFO UFO Flying Saucer Alien Ship Alien Spacecraft Alien Space Probe Invisible Spaceship Space Ship Space Craft Space Cruiser Death Star % PLANET Pluto Mars Venus Mercury Neptune Uranus Saturn Jupiter Titan Alpha Centauri The Moon Voltron Vulcan Romulus % ET Extra-Terrestrial E.T. Space Alien Space Creature Darth Vader Yoda Princess Leia Luke Skywalker R2D2 Space Being Space Robot Alien Alien Creature Alien Being Alien Robot % FRUIT Mango Tomato Banana Cherry Apple Plum Pear Watermelon Kiwi Fruit Rhubarb Orange Tangerine Lemon Lime Grape Raisin % MADNESS Crazed Drug Crazed Insane Demented Manic-Depressive Neurotic Psychotic Psychopathic Homosexual Right-Wing Religious Fanatical Pathological % KILLER KILLERX KILLERX KILLERX MADNESS KILLERX % KILLERX FRUIT Giant FRUIT Great White Shark Terminator Pig Rooster Buffalo Ewok Wombat Honey Bee Dinosaur Stegosaur Brontosaur Guinea Pig Piranha Teddy Bear Wasp Whale Shark Lion Dolphin Elephant Clam Kitten Mafioso Wolf Doberman Lobster Tiger Leopard Panda Crocodile RELATIVE RELIGION % COLOR Purple Orange Violet Red Green Yellow Magenta Vermillion Fuschia Flamingo Pink Blue White Black Grey % BODYPART Leg Arm Head Hand Foot Finger Toe Nose Ear Eye Hair Lungs Stomach Intestine Liver Heart Pancreas Spleen Pituitary Gland Kidney Brain Genitals Skin Fat % TOUGH Rambo Mad Max Rambo Sean Penn Rambo Manuel Noriega Dirty Harry Superman Satan Dirty Harry John Wayne James Dean James Bond % MCELEB Ronald Reagan Frank Sinatra Ivan Boesky Michael Jackson Prince Mick Jagger Sean Penn Henry Kissinger Michael Milken Paul McCartney Prince Andrew John Forsythe Dwight Gooden George Schultz Sting Howard Cosell Ted Koppel Mohammar Khaddafi Pat Robertson Manuel Noriega Larry Hagman Mao Zedong Mohammad Ali Lech Walesa Col. Ollie North Chevy Chase Jimmy Smits Liberace Roger Rabbit Donny Osmond Ed Meese Rev. Sun Myung Moon Menachim Begin Clint Eastwood Ayatollah Khomeni Bruce Willis Dan Rather Jim Bakker Sylvester Stallone Harry Hamlin Gary Hart Johnny Carson Richard Nixon Jerry Falwell Phil Donahue Jesse Helms George Bush Prince Charles Phil Collins Dan Quayle Jack Nicholson Ferdinand Marcos Jesse Jackson George Lucas Boy George Bob Hope Mike Wallace Genghis Khan Michaelangelo Gunga Din Frodo Gandalf % FCELEB Princess Diana Joan Collins Jane Fonda Fawn Hall Elizabeth Taylor Shelly Long Margaret Thatcher Brooke Shields Susan Dey Cybil Shepherd Madonna Dolly Parton Imelda Marcos Tiffany Corazon Aquino Roseanne Barr Farrah Fawcett Mary Lou Retten Raisa Gorbechov Jane Seymour Queen Elizabeth Barbara Bush Deborah Winger Liza Minnelli Meryl Streep Tammy Bakker Jessica Hahn Tina Turner Doctor Ruth Vanna White Margeret Thatcher Nancy Reagan Linda Rondstadt Princess Diana Kirsty Allie Barbara Walters Cher Whoopie Goldberg Linda Evans Oprah Winfrey % BABY Baby Newborn Child Infant Son Daughter % ATE Ate Devoured Kidnapped Took Killed Maimed Injured Raped Inhaled Violated % SAYS Claims Says Swears Reveals Confesses Admits Reports Testifies Claims Announces % SAY Say Swear Reveal Claim Confess Admit Report Testify Claim Announce % DOCTOR Doctor Psychologist Pediatrician Psychiatrist Physician Neurologist Proctologist Surgeon Gynocologist Dentist Optician % SCIENTIST Scientist DOCTOR Chemist Paleontologist Archaeologist Physicist Meta-Physicist Engineer Computer Scientist Professor % NATIONALITY Russian Soviet British Polish French Belgian Swiss East German West German Spanish Mexican American Armenian Nicaraguan Cuban Haitian Bolivian Swedish Romanian Italian Libyan Iranian Israeli Canadian Australian Chinese Japanese % DISEASE Herpes Herpes Herpes Herpes AIDS AIDS AIDS Flu Leprosy VD AIDS The Clap Mumps Acne Sinusitis AIDS Skin Rash Jock Itch The Plague AIDS Hemahrroids Athlete's Foot Hay Fever Cancer Shingles AIDS Varicose Veins Back Ache Chicken Pox Tooth Decay Bad Breath Headache % FICTCHAR Santa Claus Bigfoot Snow White God Great Pumpkin Missing Link Captain Hook Tinkerbell Roger Rabbit Winnie the Pooh Peter Pan Buddha Mary Poppins Loch Ness Monster Wicked Witch of the East Wizard of Oz Captain Kirk Kermit the frog Jesus Christ Batman Superman Spiderman % KILL Kill Murder Maim Strangle Crush Terrorize Butcher Sock Rape Punch Slaughter Mutilate Shoot Mug % NUMBER NUMBER1 NUMBERT Twenty NUMBER1 Thirty NUMBER1 Forty NUMBER1 Fifty NUMBER1 Sixty NUMBER1 Seventy NUMBER1 Eighty NUMBER1 Ninety NUMBER1 % NUMBER1 One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine % NUMBERT Ten Eleven Twelve Thirteen Fourteen Fifteen Sixteen Seventeen Eighteen Nineteen % LUNCH Taco FRUIT Enchilada Burrito Chile Relleno Tostada Hamburger TV Dinner Chicken MacNuggets Fried Chicken Sushi Leftovers Fish and Chips Pizza English Muffin Bagel Ham Sandwich Tuna Casserole % PERSON KILLER Football Player Baseball Player Man TV Personality Game Show Host Idiot Astronaut Fireman Network Anchorman Woman Bum Policeman Bestselling Author Clerk Politician CELEB's RELATIVE Environmentalist Thief Famous Economist SCIENTIST Pilot DOCTOR Judge NATIONALITY SCIENTIST Trucker Cook NATIONALITY DOCTOR Student NATIONALITY Student ET % PEOPLE People Men Senior Citizens Politicians Thieves Real-Estate Agents SCIENTIST|s Students Women Movie-goers Bums Homeless Voters DOCTOR|s College Professors Morons Freshmen Policemen Bystanders Pilots RELIGION|s Statisticians Clerks RELIGION Students Cooks NATIONALITY Nationals % AIRCRAFT Aeroplane F-15 Helicopter Hang Glider Airship Hot air balloon Biplane Helium ballon UFO Space Shuttle Jet Fighter 747 DC-10 % CELEB MCELEB FCELEB % ADJECTIVE Erect Pubescent Morbid Organic Flaccid Lucid Volatile Sacrificial Monotonic Ritual Ultra-Violet Incestuous Insipid Mangy Beautiful Sensuous Pulsating Autonomous Royal Subtle Structured Turbo-Charged Jet-Propelled Geriatric Sub-Normal Hasty Lovely Happy Ecstatic Lonely Seminal Frequent COLOR Paisley Sick Matte Hard Slimy Awful Wonderful Grotesque Magnanimous Bletcherous Neutral Horny Decent Indecent Homicidal Homosexual Lesbian Cloudy Pusillanimous Intersticial Hyperbolic Smelly Pallid Ethereal Natural Synthetic Heavy Narcotic Hallucinogenic Alcoholic Cosmic Radioactive Gay % NOUN Cavern Tribble Warp Drive Camera Lemon Laxative Idiot Intellectual Yogurt Alien Iron lung Atomic Bomb Hard-On Turbine Car Airplane Vomit Aluminum Cocaine Telephone Aphrodisiac Diahrrea Dog Hypertension Orgy Erection Ejaculation Floppy disk Computer Hat Inflatable Woman Hyperdrive Torso Ion Drive Bomb Terminal Bubblegum Truck Peanut Butter Laser Software Hardware Cosmos Universe Bagel PDP11/70 Gnome Rabbit Carp USS Enterprise Apocalypse Harmony IBM PC Apple Chicken Sandwich Ant Planet Mango Banana Harp seal Network Coke Machine Star Face Bicycle Knife Table Steak Refrigerator Galaxy Super-Nova Head-Hunter Aardvark Wombat Bit-Plane Astral Plane Hyper-Space Sun Moon Klingon Space Cruiser Gorilla Tyrannasaurus Rex Mug Root Beer Laminar Air-Flow % VERB Program Massacre Murder Love Magnify Debug Beautify Violate Rotate Scream Murmur Whisper Enlighten Nuke Pinch Throw Thrash Abandon Create Destroy Mount Pre-Process Compile Gestate Generate Maintain Compile Parse Fly Hasten Fornicate Frequent Approach Laminate Interrupt Herniate Signal Correlate Concatenate Write Dilate Articulate Erect Plant Rescind Plough Eat Mow Grow Grope Groan Sacrifice Idolize Jellify Adulterate Stipulate Hallucinate Support Fondle Caress Touch Descend Ascend Meditate Project Eject Incarcerate Remove Protect Tumble % PLACE Redwood City Australia Nevada Austin, Texas Magrathea Outer Space England San Franciso Castro Street Portland Seattle Boise San Francisco Statue of Liberty Eugene, Oregon Waikiki Beach Honolulu NBC Studios Burbank Ketchikan, Alaska New Jersey San Jose LA New York Orlando, Florida Newark St. Louis Chicago Missouri Middle Earth Quaker Bridge Mall The Shire Barsoom Planet Vulcan Fremont Airport White House Tokyo Transylvania Times Square Camp David Princeton Wall Street San Rafael Israel Trenton Beirut BBC Television Center Red Square Kremlin Majorca Monte Carlo Hsi-Nan Restaurant Nirvana % CODE CONST\ CONST\ CONST\ CONST\ CONST\ CONST\ CONST\...TRAILER\ % TRAILER CELEB Reveals All. Exclusive Pictures Inside. New Evidence Revealed. NATIONALITY SCIENTIST|s Offer Undeniable Proof. Photographic Evidence Offers Proof. Rare Photos Uncovered. Public Shocked. % CONST "Killer KILLER|s From PLANET ATE My BABY" SAYS CELEB. "CELEB Is Really ET From PLANET,"\SAYS CELEB. "CELEB Is Really ET From PLANET,"\SAY NATIONALITY SCIENTIST|s. MCELEB and FCELEB Secretly Wed in PLACE, It's Official! Eating FRUIT|s Can Give You DISEASE, SAY NATIONALITY DOCTOR|s. "ET|s From PLANET Gave Me DISEASE" SAYS CELEB. CELEB Arrested For Selling DRUG,\Fans Are Stunned. "FICTCHAR Is For Real". SCIENTIST|s Come Up With Undeniable Proof. "MCELEB Is Really My Father," SAYS CELEB. "FCELEB Is Really My Mother," SAYS CELEB. CELEB KILL|s NUMBER PEOPLE In Drunken Rampage. CELEB Falls NUMBER Thousand Feet Out Of AIRCRAFT...\And Survives. "ET|s From PLANET Landed In My Garden And\Ate NUMBER FRUIT|s" SAYS CELEB. PERSON Claims To Become GHOST While High On DRUG. FCELEB Gives Birth To NUMBERT|th BABY. CELEB Is Gay, SAYS PERSON,\And I Have Photos! RELIGION Monks Report UFFO Sighting in PLACE. Real Life Ghost Busters Exorcise GHOST\From CELEB's Home in PLACE. Pet KILLER KILL|s BABY. "I Chopped My RELATIVE To Death With WEAPON," SAYS PERSON. CELEB Kills NUMBER People After High-Speed\Chase Down PLACE Sidewalks. MCELEB Sold Arms To NATIONALITY Government, SAYS RELIGION Terrorist. NATIONALITY Government Supplying Arms To RELIGION Rebels. PERSON Goes Berserk And KILL|s\NUMBER PEOPLE With WEAPON. FCELEB Tells Of Night Of Terror With MCELEB:\"He Threatened Me With WEAPON". MCELEB Tells Of Night Of Terror With FCELEB:\"She Threatened Me With WEAPON". FRUIT|s Have SPIRITUAL Powers, Say MADNESS SCIENTIST|s. ADJECTIVE Hubby Gives Wife ADJECTIVE NOUN For Birthday! PERSON Sees Face Of FICTCHAR In LUNCH. GHOST From PLANET Kidnaps PERSON,\Gives Physical Exam In UFFO. SCIENTIST|s Produce MADNESS SPIRITUAL Girl. PERSON KILL|s NUMBER PEOPLE With WEAPON,\Then Is Acquitted By Jury. CELEB SAYS: "I Was A MADNESS\PERSON In A Previous Lifetime". PEOPLE VERB ADJECTIVE NOUN\While Horrified PEOPLE Watch! NUMBER Years For WEAPON Murderer:\"I Would Do It Again" Says PERSON. NUMBER1 Year Old Girl From PLACE\Gives Birth To NUMBER1 Pound Baby. Secrets For A Happy Marriage:\DOCTOR Advises ADJECTIVE Sex. PERSON Struck By Lightning For The NUMBERT|th Time. MCELEB's Wife Seeks Divorce After He\VERB|s ADJECTIVE NOUN In PLACE. Jury Acquits Notorious WEAPON Murderer from PLACE. MCELEB Gets Divorce from FCELEB,\CELEB: "I Didn't Know They Were Married!" "My DOCTOR Told Me To Smoke FRUIT|s,"\SAYS PERSON Following Drug Test. MCELEB Has AIDS, Sues MCELEB For Giving It To Him! FCELEB's Famous Diet: "I Ate My Own BODYPART". FCELEB Pregnant With My Child, SAYS MCELEB. "I'm Pregnant With MCELEB's Child," SAYS FCELEB. FBI Blames Rising Crime Rate On MADNESS DRUG Addicts. RELIGION SCIENTIST Really ET From PLANET. New Cancer Cure: SCIENTIST|s Help\Thousands With ADJECTIVE NOUN. "I Married A MADNESS PERSON,\And I've Never Been Happier", SAYS PERSON. PERSON Has Sex With RELATIVE,\Says: "I'm Not Ashamed!" WEAPON Murderer Survives Electric Chair For NUMBERT|th Time. MCELEB And FCELEB Seen Together In PLACE:\"Is It Love?" PERSON Is Possessed By GHOST, SAY NATIONALITY DOCTOR|s. CELEB's Famous FRUIT Diet Really Works. TOUGH KILL|s FICTCHAR In Latest Flick. CELEB Kicks Drug Habit:\"I Was Hooked On DRUG For The Last NUMBERT Years". PERSON's Bizarre Claim:\"SCIENTIST|s Planted Mind Control Device In My Head". "Is there a FICTCHAR?". SCIENTIST|s Offer New Evidence. PERSON Trades Baby For NOUN. "FICTCHAR ATE My BABY", SAYS PERSON. MCELEB Kills NUMBER PEOPLE; "I Thought I Was TOUGH" Teens KILL ADJECTIVE PERSON While High On DRUG:\"We Did It For Kicks!" Nude Pictures Of CELEB's RELATIVE Cause Uproar. FICTCHAR Seen In Ancient Cave Paintings, SAY SCIENTIST|s. PERSON Trades Baby for NUMBER Dollars Worth Of DRUG. RELIGION DOCTOR Finds Cure For DISEASE, SAY SCIENTIST|s. Weight Loss Scandal: DOCTOR Removes PERSON's BODYPART. DRUG Crazed Teens Gang-Rape CELEB. CELEB Has DISEASE: "A PERSON Gave It To Me" NOUN Traded for Human BODYPART By NATIONALITY PERSON. MADNESS SCIENTIST|s VERB NOUN. "Drugs Are Suspected" AIRCRAFT Fends Off ET From PLANET. CELEB Arrested For Possession of DRUG,\Claims: "My DOCTOR Gave It To Me". Astronomers See UFFO NUMBER Light-Years Away,\And Coming Our Way. PERSON Lost On PLACE Freeways For NUMBERT Days. MCELEB To Portray TOUGH In Next Flick. DOCTOR With DISEASE Allowed To Practice In PLACE. % %Kendall Auel ^ ^ /O O\ Tektronix, Inc. | V |