The song sounds something like this:

Verse 1:  Live in a toilet / But I really like it / I never did need it /
          I didn't even want it / But when my periscope caught sight /
          That drunken Monday night / of your golden toenail delight /
          I knew that that was where it's at / But all I could do was vomit!

Chorus :  Hello! Baby take a chance on me / I ain't as bad as I could be /
          I ain't no rapist / I just want to vomit on those toenails

This is widely regarded as the best lyrics written by `Rotting Bits of Cat
Flesh' in existence.  At the end of the chorus, the band leader suddenly looks
your way, sending a chill up your spine.  He begins to sing, and the crowd
wildly cheers what they claim is a new verse in the song...