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The headache. $Clean mind, clean body: take your pick. $What`s black and white and red all over? An embarassed zebra. $What`s black and white and red all over? Certainly not the Halifax newspapers. $Ancient Chinese Curse: May you live in interesting times. $Ancient Chinese Curse: May all your wishes be granted. $Ahhhhhhhh, I forget what I was going to say. $Organization is the enemy of improvisation. $Familiarity breeds. $A good memory does not equal pale ink. $He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all directions $On a clear disk you can seek forever. $Opening night: the night before the play is ready to open. $I did it! I found the program`s last bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug $La vache qui rit est jolie. (Laughing cows are pretty.) $On y soit, qui mal y pense. (You are what you think.) $Wer zuletzt lacht, lacht am besten. (He who laughs last laughs best.) $He who laughs last probably doesn`t understand the joke. $C`est la vie. $As a goatherd learns his trade by goat, so a writer learns his trade by wrote. $The system is not quite as rickety as I have been telling you. -Ralph Gorin. $This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door. $!lanimret siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH $Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits. $"Oh frabjous day, calloo, callay" he chortled in his joy. $Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday. $To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start. $And so we plow along, as the fly said to the ox. $Crittendon`s 14th application of Murphy`s First Law: You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter. $Ginsberg`s Theorems: 1) You can`t win. 2) You can`t break even. 3) You can`t even quit the game. $Weiler`s Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn`t have to do it himself. $Chisolm`s Third Law, Corollary 3: Procedures designed to implement the purpose won`t quite work. $O`Toole`s Commentary on Murphy`s Laws: Murphy was an optimist. $Sevareid`s Law: The chief cause of problems is solutions. $If at first you don`t succeed, try something else. $Kitman`s Law: Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel. $Sattinger`s Law: It works better if you plug it in. $Osborn`s Law: Variables won`t; constants aren`t. $The Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law): An object will fall so as to do the most damage. $Interchangable devices won`t. $In case of doubt, make it sound convincing. $Zymurgy`s First Law of Evolving System Dynamics: Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can. $Anthony`s Law of Force: Don`t force it, get a larger hammer. $Any given program, once running, is obsolete. $If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. $If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. $A Smith and Wesson beats four aces. $You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back you`ve got something. $If at first you don`t succeed, transform your data set. $How sharper than a serpent`s tooth it is to have a thankless hound. $Then rested he by the tumtum tree, and stood awhile in thought. And as in uffish thought he stood. . . $Westheimer`s Time Estimation Rule: Estimate the time you think it should take, multiply by 2, add 3, and change the unit of measure to the next higher unit. $Westheimer`s Time Estimation Rule: Estimate the time you think it should take, multiply by 2, and add 3, indpendent of the units of time. $A thing not worth doing isn`t worth doing well. $I don`t know, ask Cathy. $Bye`s First Law of Model Railroading: Anytime you wish to demonstrate something, the number of faults encountered is proportional to the number of viewers. $Wolfgang`s Third Law: It can`t work. $Don`s Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions. $Si six scies scient six saucissions, six cent six scies scieront six cent six saucissions. (If 6 saws saw 6 sausages, 606 saws will saw 606 sausages. $Un chasseur sachant chasser chasse sans son chien. (A hunter who knows how to hunt hunts without his dog. $Ton the` t`a-t`il ote` ton toux? (Did the tea cure your cough?) $Dinon dina, dit on, du dos dodu d`un dodu dindon. (Dindon dined, said he, on the fat back of a fat turkey.) $Qui trop embrasse mal entreint. (Grab much, gain little.) $Quien mucho abarca poco aprieta. (Grab much, gain little.) $Un tien vaut miex que deux tu l`auras. (A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.) $First Law of Advice: The correct advice is to give the advice that is desired. $Third Law of Advice: Simple advice is the best advice. $If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a restaurant. -- Snoopy $There is nothing worse than being peerless in a peer-review system. $Alia jacta est. (The die is cast.) --Julius Caesar after crossing the Rubicon $If little else, the brain is an educational toy. -- Tom Robbins $Oh, what tangled webs we weave $When we first practice to deceive. -- Sir Walter Scott $When in darkness or in doubt, Run in circles, scream and shout. $The Fourth Law of Computing: On a slow day, you can wait forever. $Sweer`s Impossibility Theorem: Nothing can be both completely general and internally consistent at the same time. $Swap read error, you lose your core image. $Murphy`s First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks. $Murphy`s Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think. $Murphy`s Third Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time. $Murphy`s Fourth Law: If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. $Murphy`s Fifth Law: If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway. $Murphy`s Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. $Murphy`s Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. $Chisolm`s Third Law, Corollary 1: If you explain so clearly that no one can misunderstand, somebody will. $Chisolm`s Third Law, Corollary 2: If you do something which you are sure will meet with everyone`s approval, somebody won`t like it. $Crane`s Law: There ain`t no such thing as a free lunch. $Law of Communications: The result of improved and enlarged communications is a vastly increased area of misunderstanding. $Lord Falkland`s Rule: When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision. $Jones` Motto: Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. $Gumperson`s Law: The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability. $The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance. $The Peter Principle: In every hierarchy, each employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence; every post tends to be filled by an employee incompetent to execute its duties. $Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place. $Parkinson`s First Law: Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. $Parkinson`s Second Law: Expenditures rise to meet income. $Shanahan`s Law: The length of a meeting rises with the square of the number of people present. $Zymurgy,s Seventh Exception to Murphy`s Laws: When it rains it pours. $Internal consistency is more highly valued than efficiency. $Jenkinson`s Law: - It won`t work. $The DREA Law: Under the most rigorously controlled conditions, the experimental apparatus will do exactly as it pleases. $Skip`s Lament: Given any problem containing N equations, There will be n+1 unknowns. $Finagle`s First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. $Finagle`s Fourth Law: Once a job is messed up, anything done to improve it makes it worse. $Always draw your curves then plot the readings. $Experiments should be reproducable, - they should all fail in the same way. $Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them. $When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer. $Any given program, once running, is obsolete. $Any given program will expand to fill all available resources. $The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. $Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it. $It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. $Small change can often be found under seat cushions. $Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. $Never try to outstubborn a cat. $Anything free is worth what you pay for it. $Cheops` Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget. $Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than expected; carefully planned projects only twice as long. $Wynne`s Law: Negative slack tends to increase. $Boren`s Law: When in doubt, mumble. $Q`s Law: No matter what stage of completion one reaches in a project, the cost of the remainder of the project remains constant. $EUREKA! $Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the soul of genius. $Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down. $You can`t plant me in your penthouse, I`m going back to my plow. $It is a poor workman who blames his tools. $I ain`t broke, but I`m badly bent. $Jargon is used as a means of succeeding by not simplifying. $If computers take over (which seems to be their natural tendency), it will serve us right. -- Alistair Cooke. $The six steps in a project: 1) Unbounded enthusiasm 2) Total disillusionment 3) PANIC!! 4) Frantic search for the guilty 5) Punishment of the innocent 6) Promotion of the uninvolved. $Lost interest? It`s so bad I`ve lost apathy. $The greatest programming project of all took six days; on the seventh day the programmer rested. We`ve been trying to debug the blinking thing ever since. $Moral: design before you implement. $Two wrongs do not make a right: it usually takes three or more. $A gift of flowers will soon be made to you. $A guy has to get fresh once in a while so the girl doesn`t lose her confidence. $A king`s castle is his home. $A lie in time saves nine. $A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never. $A man who turns green has eschewed protein. $A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle. $A plucked goose doesn`t lay golden eggs. $A present, over which you will shed tears of joy. $A stitch in time saves nine. $A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn. $A vivid and creative mind characterizes you. $A wise man can see more from a the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. $Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth. $All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly. $Among the lucky, you are the chosen one. $An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it. $Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance. $Be self-reliant and your success is assured. $Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life. $Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. $Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another. $Bedfellows make strange politicians. $Behind every argument is someone`s ignorance. $Better to use medicines at the outset than at the last moment. $Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -- Mae West. $Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. - Thoreau $Beware of friends who are false and deceitful. $By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. $By following the good, you learn to be good. $Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap. $Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. $Courage is your greatest present need. $Creditors have much better memories than debtors. $Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won`t see his face. $Do not clog intellect`s sluices with knowledge of questionable uses. $Domestic happiness and faithful friends. $Don`t be overly suspicious where it`s not warranted. $Don`t get yourself involved with persons or situations that can`t bear inspection. $Don`t worry if you`re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it. $Draw your salary before spending it. $Economy makes men independent. $Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May. $Even a hawk is an eagle among crows. $Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion. $Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark. $Every purchase has its price. $Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgment. $Everything bows to success, even grammar. $Executive ability is prominent in your make-up. $Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you. $Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the door. $Far duller than a serpent`s tooth it is to spend a quiet youth. $For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they will like. $Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgment. $From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance. $Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals. $God gives us relatives; thank God we can chose our friends. $Good health will be yours for a long time. $Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor. $Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion. $He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. $He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another`s mishap. $He thinks he could easily win your heart. $He thinks that he could easily win your heart. $He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose. $He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes. $He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals. $He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last. $He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet. $He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along rowboat when going on cruise. $He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else. $He who laughs last probably doesn`t understand the joke. $Here comes the orator, with his flood of words and his drop of reason. $His heart was yours from the first moment that you met. $His life was formal; his actions seemed ruled with a ruler. $History books which contain no lies are extremely dull. $How many "coming men" has one known! Where on earth do they all go to? $How sharper than a hound`s tooth it is to have a thankless serpent. $How you look depends on where you go. $I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise. $I don`t remember ever having had the itch, and yet scratching is one of nature`s sweet pleasures, and so handy. $I fear explanations explanatory of things explained. $I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours. $I must have slipped a disk - my pack hurts. $I never fail to convice an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away. $I`ve given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself. $Idleness is the holiday of fools. $If at first you don`t succeed, you`re doing about average. $If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven. $If some people didn`t tell you, you`d never know they`d been away on vacation. $If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it. $Quit work and play for once. $If you continually give you will continually have. $If you make a mistake you right it immediately to the best of your ability. $If you make people think they`re thinking, they`ll love you; but if you really make them think they`ll hate you. $If you suspect a man, don`t employ him. $If you wish to succeed, consult three old people. $If you wish, You will have an opportunity. $If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. $It is Fortune, not wisdom that rules man`s life. $It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize. $It is better to wear out than to rust out. $It is easier to run down a hill than up one. $It is far better to be deceived than to be undeceived by those we love. $It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do. $It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree. $It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag. $It takes both a weapon, and two people, to commit a murder. $It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead. $It`s a poor workman who blames his tools. $It`s clever, but is it art? $It`s not reality that`s important, but how you perceive things. $It`s sweet to be remembered, but it`s often cheaper to be forgotten. $Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray trunk. $Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you. $Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage. $Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday. $Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. $Let`s just be friends and make no special effort to ever see each other again. $Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it. $Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure. $Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone. $Lonely is a man without love. $Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home and wait. They never meet. $Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. $Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you. $Love is sentimental measles. $Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach. $Make a wish, it might come true. $Make new friends but keep the old ones; one is silver and the other`s gold. $Man and wife make one fool. $Man`s horizons are bounded by his vision. $Many a family tree needs trimming. $Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long. $Many pages make a thick book, except for pocket bibles which are on very very thin paper. $Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- VOLTAIRE $Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy. $Matrimony is the root of all evil. $Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples. $Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca. $Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate. $Misster, do you vant to buy a duck. $Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure. $Money cannot buy love, nor even friendship. $Money may buy friendship but money cannot buy love. $Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. $My cup hath runneth`d over with love. $My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there. $Never call a man a fool; borrow from him. $Never drink from your finger bowl - it contains only water. $Never say you know a man until you have divided an inheritance with him. $Nice guys get sick. $No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature. $No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. $Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest. $Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. $Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal. $Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lampposts for support rather than illumination. $Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves for their inability to give bad examples. $One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it. $One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true. $Only someone with nothing to be sorry for smiles back at the rear of an elephant. $Ours is a world where people don`t know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it. $People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them. $People who take cat naps don`t usually sleep in a cat`s cradle. $People will buy anything that`s one to a customer. $Preserve the old, but know the new. $Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword. $Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo. $Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust. $Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth. $Put your trust in those who are worthy. $Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. $Recent investments will yield a slight profit. $Reputation: what others are not thinking about you. $Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone. $Satire is what closes in New Haven. $Share your happiness with others today. $She`s learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. $Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response. $Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all. $Some men are discovered; others are found out. $Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall. $Someone is speaking well of you. $Someone is unenthusiastic about your work. $Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow. $Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down. $Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you. $Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable. $Swap read error. You lose your mind. $THE PROGRAMMERS` CHEER? - SHIFT TO THE LEFT, SHIFT TO THE RIGHT! POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE! $Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves. $That must be wonderful! I dont understand it at all. $The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive. $The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think. $The best prophet of the future is the past. $The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. $The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. $The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. $The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn`t been asleep. $The hardest thing is to disguise your feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the train for home. $The heart is wiser than the intellect. $The light of a hundred stars does not equal the light of the moon. $The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others. $The minute a man is convinced that he is interesting, he isn`t. $The only rose without thorns is friendship. $The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes . $The plural of spouse is spice. $The rich get rich, and the poor get poorer. The haves get more, the have-nots die. $The star of riches is shining upon you. $The time is right to make new friends. $The universe is laughing behind your back. $The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. $The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf. $There are few people more often in the wrong than those who cannot endure to be thought so. $There are many people today who literally do not have a close personal friend. $There are more old drunkards than old doctors. $There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream. $There are three things I have always loved and never understood art, music, and women. $There is always someone worse off than yourself. $There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear. $There will be big changes for you but you will be happy. $There`s at least one fool in every married couple. $There`s so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me. $Think twice before speaking. But don`t say "think think click click". $This file will self-destruct in five minutes. $Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do. $To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize the competent. $To do is to be - Nietzsche To be is to do - Sartre Do be do be do - Sinatra $Nietzsche is pietzsche $To give happines is to deserve happiness. $To keep your friends treat them kindly; to kill them, treat them often. $To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools. $To refuse praise is to seek praise twice. $To save a single life is better than to build a seven story pagoda. $True happiness will be found only in true love. $Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy. $Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you. $We prefer to speak evil of ourselves than not speak of ourselves at all. $We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears. $We read to say that we have read. $What makes us so bitter against people who outwit us is that they think themselves cleverer than we are. $What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he`s staring out the window. $What orators lack in depth they make up in length. $What passes for woman`s intuition is often nothing more than man`s transparency. $What this country needs is a dime that will buy a good five-cent bagel. $When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them. $When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it. $When you become used to never being alone, you may consider yourself Americanized. $When you go out to buy, don`t show your silver. $Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. $Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to avoid responsibility? $With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best. $Without fools there would be no wisdom. $Words are the voice of the heart. $Words must be weighed, not counted. $Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see. $You are a bundle of energy always on the go. $You are always busy. $You are capable of planning your future. $You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances. $You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend. $You are fairminded, just and loving. $You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend. $You are going to have a new love affair. $You are heading for a land of sunshine. $You are magnetic in your bearing. $You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward. $You are secretive in your dealings but never to the extent of trickery . $You are standing on my toes. $You are tricky, but never to the point of dishonesty. $You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with earth is concerned. $You cannot kill time without injuring eternity. $You cannot propel youself forward by patting yourself on the back. $You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy. $You enjoy the company of other people. $You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music. $You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy. $You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex. $You have a strong desire for a home. $You have a truly strong individuality. $You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact. $You have an ability to sense and know higher truth. $You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself. $You have an unusual equipment for success. Be sure to use it properly . $You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationship. $You have been selected for a secret mission. $You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business. $You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop. $You have many friends and very few enemies. $You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact. $You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances. $You love peace. $You love your home and want it to be beautiful. $You need not worry about your future. $You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems. $You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution. $You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own. $You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite. $You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider. $You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed. $You will always have good luck in your personal affairs. $You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home. $You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant. $You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone. $You will be awarded some great honor. $You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble. $You will be given a post of trust and responsibility. $You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause. $You will be married within a year. $You will be recognized and honored as a community leader. $You will be singled out for promotion in your work. $You will be successful in love. $You will be surprised by a loud noise. $You will be surrounded by luxury. $You will be traveling and coming into a fortune. $You will engage in a profitable business activity. $You will gain money by a speculation or lottery. $You will have good luck and overcome many hardships. $You will have long and healthy life. $You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you. $You will inherit some money or a small piece of land. $You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally. $You will never know hunger. $You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates. $You will probably marry after a very brief courtship. $You will receive a legacy which will place you above want. $You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life. $You will step on the soil of many countries. $You will triumph over your enemy. $You will win success in whatever calling you adopt. $Your aims are high, and you are capable of much. $Your business will assume vast proportions. $Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways. $Your domestic life may be harmonious. $Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life. $Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout. $Your love life will be happy and harmonious. $Your lover will never wish to leave you. $Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true. $Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon. $Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments. $Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it. $Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world. $Your present plans will be successful. $Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner. $Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinment. $Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded. $Your temporary financial embarassment will be relieved in a surprising manner. $Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part with it. $eHpl ! Imat arppdei sndi eht eED-C20 $As expected, the victorious candidate in a particularly dirty recent political campaign, won by a mudslide. $Corollary: $There is an infinite number of describable functions, which are not effectively computable. N. Jones - "Computability Theory" Note: This contradicts the oft stated maxim "If a function can be defined, it can be programmed". $Basic research is what I am doing when - I don`t know what I am doing. $Success isn`t how far you got, but the distance you travelled from where you started. $The biggest mistake that you can make is to believe that you are working for somebody else. $Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life $Pros are people who do jobs well even when they don`t feel like it $Next to surviving an earthquake, nothing is quite so satisfying as as receiving a income tax refund $An authority is somebody who can tell you more about something than you really care to know. $Running a business is about 95% people and 5% economics. $Patience is something that you admire greatly in the driver behind you but not in the one ahead of you. $When your work speaks for itself, don`t interrupt. $It`s always easy to see both sides of an issue we are not particularly concerned about. $Why can`t lifes`s big problems come when we are twenty and know everything ? $When you try to make an impression, the chances are that that is the impression you will make. $When you save for a long time to buy something, then you find that you can`t afford it - that`s inflation. $You are the only person ever to get this message.