"Fire, Mr. Worf!"  <Worf picks up extinguisher>
"Hand me that solar-powered flashlight..."
"Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's Hand Grenades I throw!"
"I don't think so" - Homey the Clown
"I just stepped on a factoid!" - Zippy
"I like the 486 tower.  Does it come in red?"
"I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!"
A bird in the hand's better than one overhead
A foolish fisherman casts his net in a well
A Tale of Two Zities -Dickens's cookbook
BBSing is a fun, relaxing hobby after a hard days work
Corazon says:  Dig Before You Delve.
Disk crashes!  I hate when that happens...
Fahrvergngen!  Say the word!
Fall Not In Love, It Will Stick To Your Face
I'm waitin' fo' 20Mb FLOPPIES.  Right On!
I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP !!
Pet Store: "Buy one, get one flea."
The root of all evil makes a pretty good tea.
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
Go ahead: Dake my may!