Personality Tester

       This program by MacroWare Software was developed using top
       of the line technology concerning personalities. It is easy
       to use. Just answer the questions presented by the program
       and it will develope through complex algorithms, a basis
       on which to give you your personality. This program is
       not approved by any psychiatric instititution, but is
       based on the psychiatric understanding according to
       MacroMan and the rest of the programmers at MacroWare
       Software. Therefor if you take any of the information in
       this program seriously you classify as a moron. Thank you
       for using MacroWare Software.

                               Disclaimer

           MacroWare Software will not be responsible for any
           of its psychiatric evaluations. As always seek the
           advice of professionals.