I love happy faces! Don't you?   Where we operate at a 90 angle to reality  I'm grinning from 'ere to 'ere    {COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down    Dogs,  Cats,  Criminals.  This side up  The invisible tagline. ! Not on your life ! !!!ereh fo tuo em teG !!!pleH !edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY !enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE !enilgaT siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH " Every little BYTE helps " " Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me." " If All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! " "42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!" "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 "A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices" "Alaskan Visuals" by A. Roaring Boring Alice "All humans things are subject to decay." "Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton. "Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?" "Are you saying we should tax... Thingy?" "Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?" "Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts?" "At last I'm organized", he sighed, and died. "Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting tagwines!" "Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2x4, sir??" "Beulah, peel me a grape." "But once you are real, you can't become unreal again." "But the pusher don't care / If u live or u die" "Call waiting", great if you have two friends "Conclusion": the place where you got tired of thinking "Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing." "Dok-tor - oowoo oowoo" "Don't mince words, @FN@ ... what do you *REALLY* think?" "Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!" "Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious." "Ensign Pillsbury? He's BREAD, Jim!" "Every why hath a wherefore." "Floggings will continue until morale improves!" "Florence of Arabia" -- feminist camelmanship "Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!" "Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs! "He was a man, all and all, I shall not look upon his like again." "He's dead Jim." "Help! I've fallen and can't get up." A. Tree "Here Bunny, Bunny, Bunny..." "Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!" "Hit me again, I love it!" Soddam Hussein "How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?" "I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy "I do not think you will accept my help, as I'm waiting to kill you." "I said a BUD LIGHT." - J. d'Arc "I say we nuke the site from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure" "I wanna be around to pick up the pieces...." "I wish I'd stolen that tagline." "You will, you will!" "I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All" "I'm not the one that misplaced the Deltivid asteroid belt!" - Q "If it works, don't mess with it" school graduate "If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster..." "In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye..." "Is that seat saved?" "No, but we're praying for it!" "Junior, quit playing with your floppy!" "May you live all the days of your life." Swift "Men, in general, are but great great children" Napoleon "Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties!" - Bart Simpson "Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn "Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" --Intel "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @FN@" ... Zzzzzap! "My favorite color? Red. No, BluAAAAAHHH!" "NO KILL I" - HORTA "Not a problem."--Parker Lewis "Oops." -- Richard Nixon "Paid off"? What does that mean? "Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!" "Question and die", sayeth the CZAR!!!! "Quick and Dirty Program" is only half right. "Quiet"...is an impossibility these days... "Said the fly, "Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly." "Scotty, beam me up another Blue Wave message." "She's got a mortgage on my body and a lease upon my soul." "She's so fat that when she sings, it's over." "Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids." "Socialism and Nazism is the same." - Adolf Hitler "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" - Freud "Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'" "Take my Worf......please"-Data "Tell me, is this Heaven?" "No, it's Iowa." "The abstract means nothing to me!" Rorschach. "The more RAM you have, the better", M. Chambers "The pen really is mightier than the sword!" "These are not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant" "This sentence no verb." - Douglas R. Hofstader "Too much of a good thing is wonderful." "Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..." "Transporter chief @LN@, beam the landing party to the bridge" "U.S.S. @LN@, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!" "Wanna byte my bit?" "We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him" Napoleon "We're Going North Like Hell" "What is your favorite color?" "Blue - no - yel" "What's 'e matter w' that thing?" - Scotty "What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?" "Who is #1?" "You are, #6." "Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?" "With our judgements as our watches, none go just alike." "Woman must be a genius to create a good husband." Balzac "Yea, Verily, and the blind shall C." "Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar "Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." - L. Long "Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" - DRH "You are the Assessor. You have the power to Tax." "You are the Skeptic. You have the power to Doubt." "You keep saying that, I don't think it means what you think it means" "You shouldn't have anymore problems..." "You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around..." #*(%#)>@<#%NO CARRIER #define flame_retardant I know you are, but what am I? $$$$$$$$ Money is the root of all wealth $$$$$$$$ $1000 reward for finding this man: & <:======= -Snake stalking ampersand 'C' What? 'Cause that's the way the computer crumbles. 'Personal hygene is the key to success'- W. Nels 'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do... (!@&*#%^!#%) Censored by GAWD Himself... ((((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))(((((((TAGLINE)))))))) (((((This message in Stereo where available))))) ((wrong && wrong) != right) (1) Ignore (2) Retry (3) Abort (4) MeltDown (A)bort (F)ail (T)oss computer across room (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer (A)bort (R)etry (S)ue (A)bort, (R)epent, (I)gnorant? (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)rab_Hammer (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system? (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked! (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it (D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza (W)indows,(I)cons,(M)ice,(P)ointers,(S)heesh! (char *)lie = "brown"; (huskily) Oh, yes! Scan me NOW! ޺۳ݳݳ (takeoffs == landings) ? win() : lose() (U) What are you lookin' at?? * * * WELCOME HOME THE TROOPS * * * * *TAKE A KID CAMPING THIS SUMMER* * *** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE *** **** Nothing Follows **** ************ eta testers are CRAZY! ************ ***********<<< Expletive Deleted! >>>*********** **FLASH** Everready Bunny arrested, charged with battery. *- I read it on the Continuum -* *FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. *I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it! *Who WAS that masked mailer?* - A RAM is a terrible thing to waste. - BBSing: Files, folks and fun. - FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line. - How're you going to do it? Upgrade It! - Q: 386+387? A: 486-8K - The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in. - This space for Rent - - Thou shall not kill. - this space intentionally left blank - - Most people deserve each other! - - Time is forever -- a diamond is only temporary - - Today is cancelled due to lack of interest! - -- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw! -- --- There's ALWAYS one more bug! --- --- A naked man fears no pickpocket --- ---- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ---- ------+--+ TAGLINE MEASURING TAPE +--+-------- ------------ Out of Order ------------- --T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-- ->BOREALIS is where I'm at. ... Ensign, Engage! ... So it is Written, So Let it be Done! ......<-Stealth Tagline ...Now where did I put that fire extinguisher? ...and all the children are above average ...and in between are the doors. ...and never, ever cut a deal with a dragon. ...and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped ...and they lived happily ever after. ...and this is your brain with a side order of bacon. ...but have you tried PRUNES? ...going where no clusters have gone before. ...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline... ...square root,cube root,log of pi;let's go get'em RPI! ...whose food is night, winter, and death. .ASM programmers drive stick shifts .aixelsyd evah t'nod I ,aN 001010010010101101010101000010010101011011010101 0x2B || !0x2B -Hamlet 1 + 2 = 3; Therefore, 4 + 5 = 6. 1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag 186,000/mps. It's not just a good idea. It's the law. 1912 - U.S. Income tax enacted to tax wealthiest 5%. 1991 - The Year of the Palindrome 1st Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!! 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. 2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do! 2 wrongs don't make right but 3 rights make left 2+2=3.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 2+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so. 20 years experience.... or 1 year repeated? 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm..... 3 x 10^8 m/s. Not just a good idea, it's the law 43% of all statistics are worthless. 43.3% of statistics are meaningless! 4Dos, without it your PC is broken! 4Sale, braille dictionary like new, must see 2 appreciate 50 states, and I had to pick this one... 5" hard is better than 3" floppy. 600 meg hard drive...5 megs free... 667: Satan's neighbor... 69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll! 74% of all statistics are made up on the spot 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at. : FORTH CREATE program that DOES> what is needed . ; :) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\ :-) I don't wanna, I don't wanna.....Aw zipit kid...(-: <-- Why the funny square? <----- The information went data way -----> << Politically Un-Corrct Tagline Deleted! >> <<< Tagline deleted by Natl Endowment for the Arts >>> <>>>>>>>>>>>> SURF NAKED <<<<<<<<<<<<> bort etry hoot the SOB! to read the next message - Add Tagline nferior, ut arketable ==================Taggig linje================== >> If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? << >>THE PS/2!<< IT'S! hummm, uhhhh IBM COMPATIBLE! ?? Fatal Logic Error - Engage Brain and (R)etry A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messages. A .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste A GOOD friend KEEPS the surplus zucchini!! A Long Nose Is Forever. A Penny earned is a Penny owed (Probably to Uncle Sam) A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's. A Qmodem is a happy modem! A STOIC brings the baby; a CYNIC is where you wash it. A Tagline is a terrible thing to waste. A USRHST-world's most powerful modem-feeling lucky- punk? A Warriors Drink -- Well that Explains a lot. A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand! A bird in the bush is better than one just overhead. A bird in the bush....HURTS! A bird in the hand is a big mistake. A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead. A block away he wondered if he'd left behind a clue... A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her! A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual. A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!! A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs. A classic is a book that is praised but not read A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind. A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory. A closed mouth gathers no feet. A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket. A day without sunshine is like night. A farmer is always going to be rich next year. A fate worse than death: To be married alive. A father is a banker provided by nature. A feature is a bug with seniority. A feature is a bug with seniority. A fool and his money are my best friends! A fool and his money are soon partying! A fool and his money is my kind of customer! A friend in need is a pest indeed. A girl a day keeps the wife away. A good dog barks when told. A good pun is its own reword. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. A hen is an egg's way of making another egg. A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far. A liar isn't believed even when he speaks the truth. A little greed can get you lots of stuff A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation. A living example of Artificial Intelligence. A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and . A man forgives only when he is in the wrong A man serves best, when he serves himself. A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone A mind is a terrible thing to taste. A nose in artificial manure is not studying nature. A nuclear war can ruin your whole day... A penny earned is Cheap labor.. A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out A penny saved is a Congressional error A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the IRS's. A penny saved is a penny. A penny saved is not worth very much. A penny saved is ridiculous. A penny saved is worthless. A person in a passion rides a mad horse. A person is a lion in his own cause. A person without a navel lives within all of us. A pill a day keeps the stork away. A poor excuse is better than no excuse! A pretty .GIF is like a melody A programmer's work is never done. A right delayed is a right denied. A rolling fat woman gathers no flour. A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago. A stumble may prevent a fall. A thing of beauty is in the eye of the beholder. A turkey roast is a foul ball... A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals A waist is a terrible thing to mind. A waist is a terrible thing to mind. A wholesome mind is wasted potential. A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn A wok is what you throw at a wabbit. A yawn is a silent shout. A*C, who said A*C? A: I don't know and I don't care. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx ABORT: Drivel filter is compromised! AGGHHhhh, 4 AM Already! AIDS -- The Plague Denied by the ACLU the AMA and man! ALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S. ALWAYS tell the truth - Unless something better is handy. AND, it frees my palm to do other things! ANTIQUE STRIPPER TO DISPLAY WARES AT STORE ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done. ASCII and it shall be given unto you. ASCII silly questions and you'll get some silly ANSI ASCII stupid question...get a stupid ANSI. Abandon all hope, ye who press  here Abandon hope, all ye who here! Above all things, reverence yourself Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation Accidents cause people. Acetone = What you do in exercise class... Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses. Actions from sanity are not necessarily from feeling. Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache. Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention. Advice is a dangerous commodity. Affirmative action rewards underachievement. After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?" Age is a hell of a price to pay for maturity. Ah come on, just this one last little feature Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder? Ahh! Come on George, just this one last little feature! Ain't WP Macro's *FUN*...!!! Ain't Winter Grand? Ain't nerd-life grand? Air bags...Inflation we can live with! Air controllers nightmare: A pack of F-117s landing. Air pollution is a mist demeanor. Alas! The poor Tagline. I knew it well. Alas! The poor Tagline. I knew it well. Albatross! Algol is not just a star Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping All I need is a Wave and a board to surf it on. All animals are equal, some more than others. All for one and one for ONE! All generalizations are false All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here. All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat" All left-handed people, please raise your right hand! All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgrow it. All mimsy were the borogoves All other boards have no RIME or reason... All programmers want arrays. All reality is aspect dependent. All right, we'll call it a draw. All sysops are not user friendly! All the world is indeed a stage... Shakespear All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? All words are pegs on which to hang ideas. All's well that ends well - E. A. Poe All's well that ends. Alright degenerates. I want this place empty NOW! Always a tag line! Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it. Always forgive your enemies. They -HATE- that! Always question Authority; oft venal and rong Am I wise, or otherwise? Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound America: log on or log off Amityville - A good Place To Be From - Far From! An Electrician gets into people's shorts! An Elephant Is Just A Mouse Built To Gov't Specs! An appeaser feeds a crocodile, hoping to be eaten last. An electrician worries about current events An expert is someone from out of town. An optimist is a guy without much experience... An ounce of pretention's worth a pound of manure... Anarchists of the world-- UNITE!! Anarchists unite! Anarchy is against the law! And God said: E = mv - Ze/r, and there was light! And if I come again I will receive you unto myself! And if Iraqs primary export was broccoli? And now a word from our sponser. And now for something completely different! And on the seventh day He took an aspirin. And shun the frumious Bandersnatch And so with vorpal sword in hand And the men who hold high places... And this is what you do for fun. And, pray tell, whose imagination are you a figment of? Animal Testing = Animal Suffering.. Another bit of knowledge from the Hollywood Typographer Another font of knowledge from the Typographer Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free. Antenna coupling: insect foreplay Anti-Mickeys of the world: Unite Any body seen my tagline...? Any certainty is a delusion. Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Any job worth doing is worth complaining about. Anyone could do it with manuals... Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there. Anything free is worth what you pay for it. Anything that can go wr ... # ^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key. Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush. Arabs wear turbines on their heads Architecture is the art of how to waste space. Are CD's really the Pits? Are Casey and Kildare a "paradox"? Are Cheerios really donut seeds? Are RAM chips better than EWE chips? Are dog biscuits made from collie flour? Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? Are thunder thighs produced by "eat" lighting? Are we having fun yet? Are you after MY pervert award or what?????? Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up? Are you sure (N/N)? Are you talking to me ()...? Aristotle was all wet! Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion. Artificial intelligence. Natural stupidity. As I said before, I NEVER repeat myself! As confused as a termite in a yo-yo As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716 As for me, all I know is that I know nothing. As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily. Ask me about space hamsters. Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it Ask others for help and be in debt forever! Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance Aspirin is an OK contraceptive, hold it between the knees. Atheism is a non-prophet organization! Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in dog Auntie Em: Hate you,hate Kansas, aking the dog.- Dorothy Author of "Lead, follow, or get outta the way." Author of "Zilch." Autistics commit senseless violence. Film at 11. Avatar terminal, the long distance co.'s nightmare Avenge the death of the working class! Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX! BABY ON BOARD -just means five more points BBS 'till you drop - carrier BCPL -> B -> C !!! No wonder C is so cryptic! BETA testing is hazardous to your health. BEWARE - Tagline Thief in this echo BREAKFAST.COM Halted .... Cereal port not responding! BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement. BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not. BTW: Between The Words BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME Baby Philosophy - If it stinks, change it. Baby on board! Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch! Backup is for whimps! Backup no encontrado ! : (R)eintento, (P)nico ? Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Backup not found: (P) Panic (Any Other Key) Panic. Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (s)it sheba Bacteria acts more intelligent than human beings Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem. Bad Girl: nothing but a good girl found out. Bad is never good until worse happens Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges! Bang, You're Dead! Barium: What you do when CPR fails... Bastards do have a redeemable feature: mortality. Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches! Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?! Batman, was around here somewhere Bats fly in the dark because they see better...? Bavarian aphorism #2: Mir san mir, host me? Be a Lert -- what the world needs is more Lerts! Be carefull out there Be different DON'T speak your mind! Be good to your ENVIRONMENT -- Purge your TREE Be part of the solution--not part of the problem Be sure not to start a tagline you can't finis Be suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speakers. Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits. Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room. Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here! Beat it through the lines Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.... Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone. Become a programmer and never see the world!! Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. Beep, Beep... nope, not felix the cat... Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!!! Beer! It's not just for breakfast anymore..... Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore! Before backing up ... make a backup Before you louse something up, THIMK! Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Behind every succesfull man is woman with nothing to wear Being old sucks! Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you! Being young is...I don't remember anymore! Believe me... It's a hardware problem or a Virus Bell announces, FREE call waiting*8> Best way to be useful - stay out of the way. Beta version - too buggy to be released. Better Bullshipping thru Science! Better Bullshipping thru Science! Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love. Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS! Beware of geeks bearing GIFS! Beware of men who won't be bothered with details Beware of true believers you may be duped by a false god. Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may.... Beware the Jubjub bird Beware the fury of a patient man. Dryden Beware! I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all my life. Big nostrils? Look at your finger size! Bigamist = Italian fog Bigomy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same idea. Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code... Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Florida Binary Choir = 111111111 Bit Decay!? Dd y s Dy Bire qui coule ne manque pas de mousse. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla Black Holes happened when God divided by Zero Black Holes were created when God divided by zero! Black holes are outa sight! Black holes are where God forgot to cancel the infinities Black holes resulted when MS tried to beat a deadline! Black holes suck. Blessed are the pessimists; they make backups! Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier Blue dove...the crackerjack is on the windowsill. Blue-shifted: The only way to travel ... Blue... No, yelloooooooooooooow Bo Knows MegaMail! Bo knows Taglines! Bo knows your girlfriend. Bones, I hate your #@!*% human guts. Discussion? Book never written: "Dog training." by Wille Bite Bored at 3:00 a.m.? PSSSTTT - got a modem? Born to be Wiiiillllllddddddddddd Boy, Deluxe sure is QWK. Boy, that's bad!! Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore.... Breast size times I.Q. is constant. Bring back the dobro to rock n roll! Brooklyn -- the Fertile Crescent of Civilization Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages Bud said,`Let there be lite' and there was Lite. Buddhism means never having to say you're sorry. Bugs are Sons of Glitches. Bungee Diving - Living it up when you're going down! Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative. Burma Shave. Bush/Quayle ERROR: Division by zero. Bushido does not mean what it sounds like. But I DID read the manual... But I thought YOU did the backups... But really, it was EXACTLY the same as before... But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks? But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination? But which one is the fatherboard? But, boss, this IS part of my job! But, officer, I was only going ONE way! Butterfliers are free Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster.. Buy a Mac. It can do SOMETHING right. By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts. By reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut C Programmers do it with models! C Programmers do it with the LARGE model! C U L8TR C code. C code run. Run, code, run.... PLEASE! C is for Bangers. C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. C programmers don't have the BASIC instincts. C'est la vie. C++ classes - call for times and dates! C++ programmers do it with class. C++ programmers earns money by inheritence. C-ing is believing C:\> SWEEP ECHO Y|DEL *.* < C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^ C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep C:\Dos . . . C\Dos\Run . . . Run\Dos\Run CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm.. CAUTION: Dangerous and off Medication... CAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCORRIGE CCITT=Confused Corporations In Thrall to Terror CGA is the pallete from hell COBOL can be cured with early detection! COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods. COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.) COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out. CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w m o t i o n !! CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers! California has its faults. Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD! Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard... Calm down. It's only ones and zeros. Camera bugs always know where to light! Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah! Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise? Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?? Can YOU fly? Can elephants fly? Can taglines have sequels? Hmmm..... Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand am? Can you find the mispelled word in hear? Can you tell I need more tag lines? Can't have evrything. Where would you put it? Can't wait for MS-DOS 5.01! Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives! Canada: C Eh? N Eh? D Eh? Cannibal: one who gets fed up with people. Capital Punishment: the income tax. Captain, I sense... a PLOT DEVICE! Care to join the "Flat Earth" Society? Carpenters are just plane folks Cash value of this tagline: 1/20 of 1 cent Cash: a poor man's credit card! Castration takes balls. Catch the Blue Wave! Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad Caution: Blown Brain At Work! Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health. Caution: PET XING Celery raw develops a jaw. But stewed, is quietly chewed Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic. Celibacy is not hereditary. Cent, 5 cent, 10 cent, dollar. Certified to serve! Chaperone: a form of fire extinguisher. Check book: a book with a unhappy ending. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Chemists have nice reactions. Chemists never die -- they just stop reacting. Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America. Chicken Little only has to be right once. Chickens are how eggs make more eggs. Childish Game: One at which your spouse beats you. Children Learn What They Live! Children: unreasonable facsimilies Chipmunks roasting on an open fire... Cindarella's Godmother was a fairy. Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. Class I like : public Sex { \ Clear as mud Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of taglines! Close the door and the light stays on! Closed Captioned in HEX for Programmers. Closed eyes are not always sleeping. Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam. College don't make fools; they only develop them Com'on folks, get a life! It's all just 1s & 0s! Come if you can't, but if you can, please stay home. Come to L.A. & We'll treat you like a KING! .......LAPD Coming Soon!! Mouse Support for Edlin!! Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin! Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sign Command Not Understood. . . Now erasing Hard Drive Commercial radio, commercial radio, commercial r Committee--a group which keeps minutes and waste hours. Common Sense Isn't So Common Common malady: Diarrhea of mouth + constipation of brain Common sense is the uncommonest sense of all... Common sense isn't. Compiling...Linking...Dialing Copyright Lawyer... Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <- Compliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company. Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot! Computer Marketing & Consults--Stay Clear!! Computer users take more strokes. Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad have fun. Computers: the financial black hole of the 90's ConEd - made in the U.S.A Condominiums are not effective birth control. Condoning sloppy spelling is guache. Conference Host, Running & Being Confession is good 4 the soul, but bad 4 the reputation. Confucious say too damn much! Confuse people - quote from the wrong Confussion will be my epitaph Consider it considered! Consistency: The last refuge of the unimaginative Constant tinkering buggers things up Constants aren't; variables don't. Control-ALT-Delete thyself Copyright 1991 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved. Core error -- bus dumped. Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!! Coup de grace -- French for lawnmower? Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02 Credit card owner -- Member of the debt set Crime does not pay... as well as politics. Critical error: (S)hout, (S)mash, (B)uy a mac. Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you? Cthulhu Calls -- using MCI Cthulu Saves... in case he's hungry later! Cure for baldness: Put on your hat! DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet. DBasers do it in fields. DEFINE: De ting you get for breaking de law. DESQview - No hourglass required! DESQview does Windoze. DESQview: Windex for Windows DESQview: The Faster Multitasker DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE DO NOT soak me up with honey please! DON'T READ THIS!!! DON'T read the manual! Just WING that sucker! DON'T throw away your 2 words. I collect them! DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"... DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself! DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something... DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ Daddy! Let me push a-!@# NO CARRIER Daddy? What's this little red button for? Dafynition #287: TSR=Trash System Randomly Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer. Dammit no! Don't pick on the pho^$ L%#! Dammit, where'd I leave that tagline? Dancing with Wolves, Sleeping with beavers Danger! Human at keyboard! Danger, @N@! Off-topic messages! Danger! Dangerous Exercise: Jumping to conclusions. Dark Ages: knight time. Darn my hn i s ns Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie. Deadlines amuse me. Death cures cancer. Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down... Death: to stop sinning suddenly. Debate Conf's=Mud Wrestling for the Pedantic Debate, rebate, probate - what's the diff?? Decisions terminate panic Defend the right to keep and arm bears! Defenders only...prosecutors will be violated. Delivered by Electronic Sled-Dogs.....Woof! Democrats cut red tape....LENGTHWISE Dentist : he lives from hand to mouth. Department meeting in 3 minutes Despite of the cost of living, it remains popular. DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good.... NOT! Diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Did I just step on someones toes again?? Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium? Did you know that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA? Did you know that rats can't vomit? Did you receive a proper socialist education? Die Entropie des Welts strebt einem Maximum zu. Difference between a hero and a coward is one step sidewa Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail. Difference between men & boys is the price of their toys Dinner Not Ready...(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza Diogenes is still searching. Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. Disk Crash:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystandards Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct Diversity is the mother of continued employment. Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage. Divorcee: a woman who gets richer by decrees. Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus? Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps. Do Quarter Horses have only one leg???? Do artificial plants need artificial water? Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ? Do it with style Do molecular biologists wear designer genes? Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them. Do not pay any attention to this. Do not read beyond this line. Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law! Do not remove under penalty of law. Do not taunt this tagline... Do not taunt this tagline... Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do Do what you will with this tagline, just don't bother me about it! Do you C my point? Do you know how to keep a BBSer in suspense? Do you love me for my brain or my baud? Do you use MCI? So do I. List me as a friend... Docs....I don't need no stinkin' docs! Docs? Why would I want to look at the Docs. Nurses are better :) Docs? Why would I want to look at the Docs. Nurses are better :) Documentation - The worst part of programming. Documentation - The worst part of programming. Documentation is for people who can't read. Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol? Does FAKE fur come from stuffed animal toys? Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ? Does anybody actually read Taglines Does anyone know where I can get a '487? Does anyone know where I can get a '587? Does fuzzy logic tickle? Does it really matter if he said he is Batman Does killing time harm eternity? Does that help at all? Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell? Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth. Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows. Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass. Doing it the hard way is always easier. Dollar: the jack of all trades. Don't Support Shareware, just their Authors! Don't Touch That Phone...I'm On The Mode+^%$#(*@ Don't ask me-I'm making this up as I go. Don't ask why, just do it. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain. Don't believe anything you read, especially tags Don't blame me... I didn't do it! Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers! Don't even think of putting a tagline here. Don't feed the hand that bites you. Don't force it, use a bigger hammer Don't get hooked on drugs, get hooked on fishing. Don't happy, be worry! Don't hate me, I'm just a tagline. Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible! Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I swear! Don't judge a book by its movie Don't let me get too deep. Don't let the sun catch you crying. Don't look Ethyl... It was too late. Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Don't mind me; I'm the designated drunk. Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff. Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark out. Don't play "stupid" with me... I'm better at it! Don't question authority, he doesn't know either. Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition Don't take life seriously - won't get out alive! Don't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back. Don't try to confuse me with the facts! Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. Don't use commas, which, aren't necessary. Don't worry the next message will be better! Don't worry, I'm gong t bckup td Don't worry, I'm gong t bckup td!&%#~% Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry: The answer's at the back of the book. Don't you hate boring taglines? Down with TLAs! (three letter acronyms) Dramatize: What well dressed RAM chips wear. Drive A: not responding.. .Formating C: instead Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream Drive Offensively! Drive slower than your guardian angel can fly. Drop me a line...anytime! Drop your carrier ... we have you surrounded! Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe together Dulce bellum inexpertis. Dumb Questions are better than smart mistakes! Dumb luck beats sound planning every time Durians, real fruits for real people. Dyslexia rules KO. Dyslexics have more fnu Dyslexics of the World: Untie! ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY! ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER ERROR: CPU not found EZ come ... EZ go SLMR come... He stay! Each day a day goes by. Eagles Soar!, but weasels aren't sucked into jets! Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines! Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious. Earth: Its only ours to borrow! Easy Does It. But Do It Eat My Shorts Eat more Possum! Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy. Eat yogurt and get cultured Editing is a rewording activity. Effective Gun Control: Keep muzzle pointed at target. Electrician -- Person who wires for money Elevator men do it on all floors Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins. Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt Envy is thin because it bites but never eats. Epoch: the sound made by a hen Error #1511: Brain Offline Error - Operator out of memory! Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working... Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it Error finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted. Error opening COLDBEER.CAN Glass not ready. Eschew Obfuscation . . . Eschew and avoid redundant obfuscation. Escort GT - An oxymoron Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system Ettore's law: the other line always moves faster Evangelists do more than lay people Even Programers need a "bit" of love Even a small star shines brightly in the dark Even small mouths can gather BIG feet! Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark. Even this shall pass away... Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens? Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Ever wanted to download pizza? Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like? Eveready bunny arrested, charged with battery! Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. Every child should be given the desire to learn. Every crowd has a silver lining. Every day is starting to look like Monday ... Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours..... Every politician has a price, some hold bargain sales. Every sperm is Sacred! Everybody lies about sex. Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me... Everyone is gifted. Some open the pkg sooner. Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example! Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd be single! Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks. Everything is just a thing Everything is just chemistry! Everything starts as somebody's daydream. Everything you know is wrong! Everywhere is an LD call from here. Excuse me if I sound bitter....I taste that way too Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower. Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City? Excuse me, while I change into something more formidable. Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF 11 Explosive when wet Express yourself with Blue Wave, not with silver! Exxon Valdez, Haven, cual ser el prximo? FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops! Is anyone down range. FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily FORD = Found On Road Dead FORFEIT: What most animals stand on. FUBB -- Fouled Up Beyond Belief FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind. Faber: Knowledge is good! Fac meam diem. -- Clintus Estvoodicus Fakir - Mann som kan beg selvmord og overleve False appearance of fine speech Farfignewton.. the cookie of the stars.. Farfignewton: n., from German, "ergonomic cookie" Fatal Error: You're dead. Fear is the darkroom where negatives develop. Fear is the parent of cruelty. Fear not, for I have given you authority Features should be discovered, not documented! Feed your faith and starve your doubts to death. Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it! Female programmers get their bits twiddled. Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails. Fight War, Not Wars! Fight the Greenhouse Effect: PLANT TREES!!! Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interesting. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin! Floggings will continue until morale improves Floppy disk - A disk that flops Floppy not responding--formatting HDD! Fonts and Typefaces: The more the merrier! Fools rush in -- and get the best seats. Fools rush in where fools have been before. For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying. For Sale: Dehydrated HO - $14 per quart For a photographer, life is just a bed of poses For all you do, this SCUD's for you. For tomorrow I diet . . . Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it. Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something... Forget the Joneses.... I can't keep up with The Simpsons Format C:......OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS! Fortes fortuna adjuvat Four and six a pound and him with a wooden leg? Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable Freedom isn't cheap and it never goes on sale. Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate Friends come and go, enemies accumulate Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your taglines! Friendships are not always preserved in alcohol. From the land of graft and corruption! G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns... GOSUB:coffee;work;RETURN: GUI's, We have to use those extra Mhz's somehow! GUI: Grab the User In-the-face Gary Trudeau for President! Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother and sister Generic Brown Label Tagline Generic Industry Standard Tagline Generic Tag Line #9 Generic Tagline Genius has its limits, but not stupidity Geologist -- Fault finder George Bush: 'A New World Odor!' Georgia REALLY sucks. Get down and Modem the night away! Get your kicks... Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves! Getting caught is the mother of invention. Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler. Give me patience! RIGHT NOW! Go Ahead.. We're cleared for wierd. Go For It! Go Indians! And take the Browns with you. Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you! Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. Go ahead...MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!! Go on, just hit me! ...Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL.. Go softly....it's dark out there Go straight to the docs. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200! God dislikes money -- look who he gives it to. God heals, but always someone else wants a fee. God is real, unless declared integer God isn't dead, he's just shelled to DOS. God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world! Good girls go to heaven..but bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!! Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success. Gotta have my Corn Pops... Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management Grandma got run over by a reindeer... Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down! Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the law! Great minds discuss ideas; Small ones, people Greenhouse, schmeenhouse -- I'm FREEZING! Gun control is hitting what you aim at. Gun control: Keep the muzzle pointed at the target. Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE! Guns don't kill. Fast-moving projectiles do. H y! Wh r did my " " k y go? H*LL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's politically correct... HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD! HELL WITH JUSTICE, LYNCH THE @#$%^&! HELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this BBS. HO! HOW can I be OVERDRAWN if I still have CHEQUES left??? HUGO was a wimp compared to Desert Storm. HUH! Me ??? THE COMPUTER DID IT!!! Hams do it with more frequencies Hands up! Said the laser printer. Happy couple: A deaf husband and a blind wife. Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you. Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it? Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. Hardware: The part you kick. Has anyone found my marbles? Has anyone seen my tagline? I think someone stole it!! Has this conference been sprinkled????? Hasta la vista, ...baby! Hasten to laugh at everything lest you be obliged to weep Hau gerta ez dadin, oihan-guteak geldi tatzu! Have a good day today and a better day tommorow Have a nice day, and a better tomorrow! Have a nice day. Have time to waste? Get Microsoft Windows 3.0! Have to ask the price? You can't afford it! Have you @#%!ed your dog today? Have you clubbed an ignorant human today? Have you got all the stuffing up one end? Have you got change for 10,000,000 people? Have you got change for 10,000,000 people? Have you hugged a porcupine today? Have you hugged a programmer today? Have you hugged an electric fence today? Have you hugged your Sysop today? Have you hugged your computer lately? Have you hugged your logic probe today? Have you hugged your motherboard today? Have you uploaded clip art today? Hawaii is as American as apple poi. He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author. He bellows like a cow standing on her tit. He played a Sanity card! AARRGGH! He wants a shoe horn, the kind with teeth He who dies with the most TAGLINES wins! He who dies with the most software WINS! He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD! He who laughs last found the dirty meaning. He who laughs last is probably your boss! He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB. He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet. Healed Head Bad, Bleeding Head Good! Health is the slowest possible rate to die Heather: Get drunk and tip cows. Heisenberg may have been here. Hell hath no fury like a democrat scorned. Hell hath no fury like lawyer of a woman scorned Hell hath no pizza Hell is kept warm with profane burners Hello little girl, want some candy? Hello, I am part number ޺۳ݳݳ Hello, my serial number is޺۳ Hello, sailor! Help stamp out, eliminate, and abolish redundancy! Help stampout 'smart mouthed' Sysops! Help stampout unfriendly conference hosts! Help the economy...buy something here !! Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!! Help! I've crashed and I can't boot up! Help! I've fallen and can't get up. Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up! Help! I've tripped and I can't come down! Help!! I hit the power switch and it didn't die Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!! Hepaticocholecystostcholecystenterostomy Here Strange ain't Strange!!! It Normal!! Here today, dawn tommorow. Here's Looking At You, Kid Here, there........and everywhere...... Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't. Hero-worship: Idol gossip. Hey Jim, Are we there yet? Hey Pee Wee, Button your fly! Hey Rocky - watch me pull a sysop outta my hat! Hey Underpants, I'm talking to YOU! Hey Vanilla Ice! Meet Mr. Halite! Hey Wally! Come look at this. Hey! Who uncorked my bottle of lunch? Hey! Don't pick up that phoׯች NO CARRIER Hey! Is that your face, or did your neck throw up. Hey! Stop Playing with my memory! Hey, whats that beeping noise? Wheres that smoke comi Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?! Hi! I'm a tagline virus! Join in and steal me! Hindsight is an exact science. Hips or lips: Let your conscience be your guide... Hire teenagers while they still know everything. History repeats itself because nobody listens Hmmm.. what's this red button foNO CARRIER Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat. Home is where the computer is plugged in. Honesty is the best image. Honesty: Fear of being caught. Honey, PLEASE don't pickup the p Honey,just one more message...I really MEAN it this time! Honk if you've been married to Elizabeth Taylor. Horn busted! Watch for finger... Horse's can't fly! Horse feathers... How am I supposed to know what a rhetorical question is? How can I fail when I have no purpose??? How can I miss you if you won't go away. How do I get my words to RIME ? How do I set my Laser Printer to STUN? How do YOU spell computer? How do they get teflon to stick to the pans? How much to downgrade to Turbo C-- ? How much wood did Peter Piper pick..No wait.. How to solve Mideast problems: DEL IRA*.* How ya like me now? Howdy Doody had 48 freckles. Huh? What? Am I on-line? Humanity is a parisite I  WP I  message database managers. I **TRIED** to register it! I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard disk.... I AM standing. I C, therefore I link (and think, and drink) I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability I Don't know what apathy is, nor do I care! I HATE it when that happens! I M a tru beleever in hour edukashun sistum. I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....? I [] CorelDRAW! v. 2.0! I [] My Cat. I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [] my ex-wife ?) I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. I [8] My Cat. I [] QEdit! I [] TheDraw v. 4.0! I [] Ventura Publisher! I ['d] My Dog. I ['d] My Cat. I admit it - *I* made all the crop circles. I almost stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed! I am ޺۳ݳݳ -- Welcome to our NEW AGE I am a person of color: My color is White I am correct, the rest of you are wrong! I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. I am not a dictator. It's just I have a grumpy face. I am not a tagline. I am not a tagline. I am not an animal! I am ... well, not an animal. I am not arguing with you, I'm telling you. I am not young enough to know everything. I am wealthy in my friends. -Shakespeare I am. Therefore, I think. I think. I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD. I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label! I blinked, therefore I ran. I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up! I came, I saw, I confused. I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic. I can resist everything except temptation. I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it. I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left! I can't believe my computer's on fire. I can't help it if I'm lucky... I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse. I despise WINDOWS! I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to. I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything! I didn't get the documentation for the manuals! I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food! I don't have a life, I have a BBS... I don't know how I got here.... I don't know what I like, but I know what art is. I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY! I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now! I dont nead no speling cheker! I em a wuunderfull spelur. I tipe vari gud two. I forget I found the tests quite elementary. Data I gave it up until Lent I had my head examined. They didn't find *anything*! I have NOT lost my mind, it's here on disk somewhere... I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers I have a feeling this isn't Kansas, Toto! I have but three enemies: fear, anger, ignorance. I have charts and graphs that prove I'm right. I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing... I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with I have to stop now, my fingers are getting hoarse! I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere! I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old. Picard I is knot dain bramaged!!! I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had? I just gotta write some new taglines... I just hate it when it does that !! I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em. I know a good tagline when I steal one. I like children, if they are properly cooked! I like my steak MIDIum rare... I like your tag line! I live in a house, but belong in a HOME. I live the life of Riley...when Riley isn't home. I love New York! * * * No Radio I love my job! I love my job! I love my job! I love my... I love the smell of Technology in the morning! I may not be perfect, but I am all I got! I multitask... I read in the bathroom! I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C' I never liked you, and I always will I never met a Lasagna I didn't like! I never metaphysics I didn't like I never rise above the noise and confusion... I object to sex on TV, I keep falling off! I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket! I practice moderation to excess. I program, therefore I exist. I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone ... I remember me... I think. I remember when Saturns were rockets, not cars. I run a clean place. Guinan I saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of wood. I saw what you did and I know who you are. I sighed as a lover, I obeyed as a child. I smell a rat. Did you bake it or fry it? I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving! I support MERIT PAY for Politicians. I support drug tests. Test the politicians. I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure! I think I've got a headache..... I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten. I think, therefore I am on-line. I think, therefore I am, I think I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?) I think, therefore I scan. I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong... I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken. I thought that you thought... must be mistaken. I thought you were dead... I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!" I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale. I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit! I tried the rest but bought the best!!!! I tried to drown my sorrows, but they can swim. I twaught I twall a pussy cat, I did! I did! I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my... I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. I used to have a Tandy, but I got better! I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0 I used to read books. Now I read .qwk files. I wanna see 'em explode in every zip code! I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited power. I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some. I want to have Michelle Pfeiffer's baby I wanted a manly mail reader... I got a silly one I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off. I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter. I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion. I wish I could step on this program's bug. I wish I was more like I think I am. I wish life had a scroll-back buffer..... I wish my M-5 had 4DOS... I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them I wish there was something interesting to read down here I wish you humans would leave me alone. I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't.... I would say more, but I'm limited to 45 chara I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared... I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. I'd offer everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not hostes I'd rather be rich than good-looking! I'd rather be rich! I'd rather wear out than rust out. I'll backup my Hard Drive tomor*(&^)*98&^^... I'll be back. I'll be back... maybe! I'll deal with today tommorrow. I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week. I'll make you famous.... I'll never forget the....uhh...the...never mind! I'll never forget what's-his-name. I'll respect animal rights if they sign the Constitution. I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe! I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING! >THUD< I'm Jewish, and Shabtai Zvi will return! I'm NOT addicted. I just use the modem all the time. I'm NOT schizo! Oh, yes I AM! I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK! I'm a analog man in a digital world I'm a brain in a vat. Are you one too? I'm a fragment of your imagination I'm all tagged out! I'm amazed, that it works at all. I'm as innocent as a new-laid egg. I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk. I'm easy to please as long as I get my way. I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact. I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you? I'm hopelessly addicted to my PC and modem! I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid. I'm in search of myself. Have you seen me anywhere? I'm in shape ... pear is a shape isn't it? I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it? I'm just about finished, just a coulple more seconds... I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registered yet I'm like a bad TSR; I keep popping up! I'm lost! Can you help?.... I'm more humble than you are! I'm neither for, nor against apathy I'm nervous and my socks are too loose. I'm not a supreme being. Picard I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV. I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT! I'm not as think as you stoned I am. I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. J.Rabbit I'm not crazy, I'm chlorinated I'm not lost, I'm "locationally challenged." I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am. I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this? I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T. I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM. I'm responsible for the MOTHER of all screw-ups! I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas! I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins. I'm the guy with one star, 2 G's, 2 Nodes and one Saviour I'm the one your mother warned you about... I'm tired of thinking up new taglines I'm too old and incontinent-oops-incompetent I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble. I'm waiting for Windows v4.0! I'm wobbling and I can't fall down! Weeble I've always wanted to make love to an alien. I've fallen and I can't get up. I've fallen... and can't BOOT up! I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0? I've turned my Laserjet into a death ray! I've used this particular tagline 346 times. I)gnore, R)eboot, or C)all Laura Palmer I/O I/O so off to work I go! IBM - Making Tomorrow's Mistakes Today!!! IBM = Ice Box Machines IBM stands for Inferior But Marketable. IBM: Inertia Breeds Mediocrity IBM? [I]ncredibly [B]oring [M]anuals. IF STOOGE = CURLY THEN Nyuk("Nyuk Nyuk!") IF code_works THEN don't_fix_it END IF IF(!CRASH()) _THANK_GOD(); ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure... IMHO: In My Honest Opinion INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGL INFLATION is when the BUCK does'nt stop ANYWHERE. IT WON'T WORK!!! If 1st you dont succeed:Rewrite it from scratch If "R" is Reverse, how come "D" is FORWARD? If (Dog_bark = true) then letter:=arrived; If 1st you dont succeed, rewrite it from scratch If ET married Peter Cetera he'd be ET CETERA. If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg If I can't have SessionManager, I don't want anything. If I can, can you? If I could think of one it'd be right HERE! If I knew what I was talking about--would I be here??? If I only had a 486 . . . If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte... If I wanted your opinion I'd ask your computer If I were here more often, I wouldn't be gone so much. If I were rich my butler would answer my mail. If Marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws! If a program is useful, it must be changed. If all goes well, you've overlooked something! If an experiment works, something has gone wrong If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver 1.0 If at first you don't succeed, cry. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you don't succeed, fake it!! If at first you don't succeed, forget it. If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you! If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it. If at first you don't succeed, transform your dataset If at first you don't succeed, try again at second base. If code was meant to be portable, it'd have wheels... If dogbark=true .then. mailman = present If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? If it ain't broke, don't fix it!!! If it ain't broke, wait a day or two!! If it isn't borken, don't fix it. If it jams, force it....If it breaks, it needed replacing If it was easy, they wouldn't need us. If it was raining soup, I'd have a knife & fork If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL If it wasn't for EZ-RDR it would be hard. If it works tinker till it doesn't If it works, break it! If it works, don't fix it! If it works, rip it apart and find out why! If it works, you must have done something wrong. If it's fixed, don't break it! If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong. If it's useless, it will have to be documented. If its stupid and it works - its not stupid If life is but a Dream please wake me up.. If money is the root of all evil, I've been uprooted. If my girlfriend caught me on this board... If only AT&T knew what I was do2O:b NO CARRIER If only I still had my Commodore 64... If only... If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help! If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on. If puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns If speed scares you, use Micro$oft Windows! If the Message Won't End, Continue It. If there is no God, who pops up the Kleenex? If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? If there isn't a law, there will be -- Gates' Law If they don't like ARJ, they can eat Z..! If this is Quarqsday,THIS must be Earth! If this is a battle, then you have already lost. If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!! If this message goes into the void, call me! If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny. If this were funny, it'd be a tagline. If today was a fish, I'd throw it back in. If turning it on doesn't help, plug it in. If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities... If we don't succeed, we increase our chances at failure. If we left the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy! If ya can't feed em', don't breed em'!!! If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic! If you believe THAT, I have a BRIDGE for sale... If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close! If you can read this, you are too close. If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? If you can't bite, don't show your teeth. If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead? If you can't make it good, make it big. If you can't make it good, make it expensive. If you can't say it in 50 characters, then don't b If you can't think of a tagline, steal one! (like I do!) If you don't care where you are, then you can't get lost. If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself! If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your If you don't think women are explosive, drop one!! If you hit every time, the target's too near. If you leave 2 bills together, they breed! If you live long enough, it WILL kill you... If you push something hard enough, it will fall over If you redo a batch file, does it become a son of a batch If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast... If you take the plunge, return it by Tuesday. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. If you took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, eh? If you're gonna get down...Get Down and Prey! If your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound. Ignorance & apathy: I don't know & I don't care Ignorance is a *fault*, not an excuse. Ignorance is temporary - Stupidity is forever Ignorance leads to Indulgence. Ignore your teeth and they'll go away! Illiterate? Write for FREE HELP! Illiterate? Write for information! Images and reflections to brighten my day. Imagination is more important than knowledge. -Einstein Improve your memory, forget about work Improved - didn't work the second time. In Borland you are never bored! In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly In The Search For Quality, There Is No Finish Line In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal. In any case = In any box ??? In case of rapture, please grab the wheel. In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time In the computer world, every little bit helps. In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton. In this world a man must either be anvil or hammer. Inagodadivida, baby! Inane tagline found. Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one. Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF Indecision is the basis of Flexibility. Indecision is the key to flexibility. Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another. Inflation means the Buck does not stop here... Ingen har nytte av et lik Innuendo = Italian suppository Inouye shoulda been able to get in... Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW! Insert Witty Tagline Here ... Insert brain, then type Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue Insert prong A into hole B and twist HARD! Install failed. Attempting to transfer virus to c: Instant Human: Just Add Coffee... Integrity of Heart; Skill of Hand Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal...fun Iraqi Bingo: B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117... Iraqi rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped once. IrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressIrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressI Irony: Giving father a billfold for Christmas. Is Al the hologram really Al Bundy in disguise? Is Darth Vader YOUR father, too? Is HST faster than the Concord? Is OS/2 only half an operating system? Is a paradigm worth twenty cents? Is good Data, Gordi's best friend? Is it magic.... or is it SessionManager? Is it ok to panic now? Is it really true that blondes have more fun? Is piece when the loin lies down with the limb? Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it. Is the dingleberry still fashionable? Is there death after life? Is this Fahrvergngen? Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ... Is virus a 'micro' organism? Is wetter REALLY better? It always happens, but we never expect "the unexpected". It behooves us to avoid archaisms. It is better to copulate than never. It isn't really mine 'til I've modified it It said "Insert disk #3", but only 2 will fit! It sure is a damn ugly nothing - Geordi It was all so different before everything changed. It wasn't broken..until I started playing with it! It works better if you plug it in. It's 3:40 pm, Do you know where your child is It's ALWAYS dark if you never open your eyes! It's MY idea 'cause I stole it first! It's STILL just a DUMB machine ! It's a GREAT DAY when I learn something new! It's an EXE file Jim, but not an EXE as we know it! It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you. It's been a business doing pleasure with you... It's better to burn out, than to fade away. It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in sni It's curtains for Windows! It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser It's great to do nothing and rest afterwards. It's hard to be humble when you're perfect! It's hard to believe it, but some teens are humans. It's hard to call the zoo when the lion's busy. It's just a jump to the left... It's morning in An Tir, and it's not my fault! It's never too late to have a happy childhood. It's not a BUG, it's an undocumented feature! It's not a bug, it's a feature. It's not over until Milli Vanilli sings! It's not pretty being easy It's not the age - it's the mileage! It's nothing a warm-boot can't fix It's on that one, the 6th unlabeled floppy. It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a Ithinkmyspacebarstoppedworking. Its hard being BLUE. Its more than good enough so I ain't switch'n Its my tagline! I stole it first. Its nice to do nothing and then rest afterwards. Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature. Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters! JUST ROOTIN' AROUND. James Brown: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get down!" Japanese tagline #1: Kora wa hon desu... Jeez, if you love Honkus... Jeffrey Dahmer... the queer that made Milwaukee famous! Jesus Saves! With today's prices, that's a miracle! Jesus Saves!...passes to Moses...shoots! SCORES! Jesus Saves. The Pope makes tape backups. Jesus saves sinners,and redeems them for valuable prizes! Jesus saves....Passes to Moses....He shoots! HE SCORES! Jesus saves; now offering 14.9% !! Jheeesh!!! John Denver died for your sins. Well, he should. Join Amnesiacs Anonymous at um, er... Join D.A.M. - Mothers Against Dyslexia Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!! Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!! Junk - stuff we throw away. Stuff - junk we keep. Just "Say NO" to tag lines. Just 'cause it won't work; YOU think its buggy Just My Opinion (But I'm Right!) Just Tell Me How To Follow Protocol. Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR Just because. Just gimma a slice of... Just got a new car for my wife... Great trade... Just taggin' along for the Rime. Just take those old records off the shelf... Just try it shorty. Tasha Just trying to keep up... Just waiting for a new version...... Just what does that mean? Just when you thought it was over you were right. Justice is incidental to law and order. KINGDOM.ZIP!! More than a game, it's an adventure! KISS (:<) Keep It Simple Stupid KLEPTOMANIA! Take something for it! Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans. Keep London tidy -- eat a pigeon. Keep yr eye upon the doughnut,¬ upon the hole Keyboard is unattached. Press F10 to continue Keyboard locked..Press F1 to continue Keyboard not attached.Press F10 to continue Keyboard not connected, press to continue. Keyboard not found...THINK F1 to continue. Keyboard not functioning. Press F1 to continue. Keyboard not responding! Press any key .... Keyboard not responding! Press any key to contine Kick butt now, take names later? Kill the lawyers first. Kiss me, I'm a Redneck Klingons have Ridges. Know what I mean...Vern? Know what I mean?? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge Knowledge is power. L.A.P.D. motto: We treat you like a king LABEL NOT FOUND: go anywhere you like. LISTEN to your children LUNACY my Best personality trait! LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS Ladies with an attitude. Laptop: Lighter than the avg. secretary Last one out of Mass., shut off the lights. Last week I couldn't spell prgmar, now I are one! Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!" Last year many lives were caused by accidents Latin is a real angina gluteus maximus. Laugh, and the world laughs with you! Law of holes: when you're in one, stop digging! Lawyers, the mothers of deception. Learn C++ as a second language! Learn a foriegn language...C Learn to fly. Skydive. Let X = X. Let them eat Twinkies! Let them eat cache. Let us celebrate an exhaltation of larks! Let's go DX around the world Let's keep this adult now, ok Mr. Poopy-pants? Let's spend the night together! Liberal-One who leaves the room when the fight begins. Life before the real world -- work. Life begins at contraception Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease. Life is anything that dies when you stomp it! Life is boring without EDLIN Life is hard with an extended alphabet... Life is like a simily Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it is a predicament. Life is sexually transmitted, and terminal... Life is short, eat desert first!! Life sucks and then you marry one who won't. Life's a bitch, and then you marry one! Life...too many questions, damn few answers. Life: what happens when you have other plans. Line noise provided by Ohio Bell Telephone! List(en)ing by phone... Listen to BOTH sides of their mouth! Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives Listen to the rhythm of the failing bits... Live long and prosper... But don't let the IRS know. Live long enough to become a problem to your kids. Logic is a way of going wrong with confidence. Lonely is the programer with a debuged program. Long live the C64! G-g-guys? I was only kiddin, Long live the command line! Long time his manxome foe he sought Look Ma, No Taglines! Look on my tagline, ye mighty, and despair! Look out for barking dogs that bite. Look out!... Here comes winter, AGAIN!! Looking for Vanna's brains...did you find them? Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing! Loose it here and you're in a World of hurts !! Lore: Takes a licking and keeps on twitching. Lost - One Tagline - old, but very cuddly. Lot's of bugs fixed in this version !!! Lots of things are easy when you know the answer Love is grand. Divorce, twenty grand. Love of money is the root of all politics. Luckily, I'm out of hairs to split! Luxuriantly hand-crafted of only the finest ASCII. MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2 MIDI: Maybe I'll Die Insolvent! MIPS => Meaningless Index of Processor Speed MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE! MOOSE JAW: The only city named after a Prime Minister ! MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex! MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN MS-DOS 5.0, Why fix it if it ain't broke! Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove Machinists have bigger shafts. Macho Women With Guns! Renegade Nuns on Wheels! Macho does not prove mucho. Macro Macro Macro Madam I'm Adam Madness takes its toll, exact change please Mail is a Subject's way of producing another Subject. Mainframe: The BIGGEST PC peripheral available! Make a difference in the world today: Subtract Make my day, kill a GUI today. Make them eat wake Make tracks for Moose Breath Montana Make way!, Make way!, A PROGRAMMER HAS ARRIVED!! Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll. Man Gives Birth to 9 Pound baby Girl! Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish! Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself. Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely. Manifest: Why lift the hood? Manuals out, after all possible keystrokes have failed. Many are educated...few are learned... Many men smoke, but fu man chu Many pages make a thick book. Marriage is the main cause for divorce. Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments. Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so. Mary had a little lamb...a little beef, a little ham. Master of the Night and Parts of the AtferNoon. Matrix me the Epson way! May fortune favor the foolish. May the FORCE be with you!!! May the Farce be with you May the next version of WP be the last! May the wind behind you always be your own. May you live in interesting times May you never live to see your wife a widow Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer Me, indecisive? I don't think I am, do you? Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that. Meaning of life: To m$` NO CARRIER Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...) Mega dittos from the Bayou State . . . MegaReader tester - and PROUD of it! MegaReader eta rigade Memoirs are the backstairs of history. Memory allocation error: Reboot System! Memory is the second thing to go. Memory....??....What memory?? Men have become tools of their tools. Thoreau Message-write macros, Made to Order. Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils MicroSoft finally did SOMETHING right... DOS 99 Microbiology Lab: Staph Only! Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have employees too. Midden: a kind of fingerless glove Mie Croc Sauf The, Bord Lande, Lotte Us, etc... Might as well face it, you're addicted to code... Minds, like parachutes, work only when open. Misery brings strange bedfellows. Misfortunes always enter a door left open for them. Missed it by | | <- That much! Missing - presumed married. Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting. Mobius strippers never show you their back side. Modem sex begins with a handshake. Modem.... A deterrent to phone solicitors. Modeming is an exercise of bits, bytes and bauds Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!! Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themsevles Modems...MOdulator DEModulator...MOney owDEd to Ma bell! Modesty is good bait when fishing for praise. Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you! Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life. Money is the root of all evil - send $9.95 .. Money is the root of all evil; everyone needs roots! Money talks - mine always says "goodbye". Money: A mint makes it first and we try to make it last. Monologue: A conversation between realtor and prospect. Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition. Monotheism is a gift from the gods More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die! Morning: cause for alarm Most allies must be watched just like the enemy. Most of our future lies ahead. Most political jokes get elected Move to California - The police treat you like a "King" Mr Spock wears vulcanized rubbers. Multitasking: Locking up more than 1 app @ a time. Murphy IS an optimist! Murphy LIVES !!! Murphy is out there ... waiting ... Murphy was an optimist. Murphy's Law doesn't apply to mee!!!! Mushy peas & mint sauce hmmmmm My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec. My Boss is a Jewish carpenter! My God! It's full of stars! My Hovercraft is full of Eels. My IBM mouse likes a MS. She's no Genius. My Twit Filter just put YOU on its Twit List! My Universe - I hate party bashers...... My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste. My boss is tempermental. 50% temper and 50% mental. My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier. My dad and I are siamese twins. My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thing. My head hurts.....where are those plaid pills? My last original thought died of loneliness. My lawyer can beat up your lawyer! My mind has been boggled...again and again..... My mind is closed so my body speaks My mistakes are purely erroneous. My mother invented me. My father denies! My mouse only has one ball.... My only cow died, so I don't need your bull. My other brain's a schizofrenic My other car is an Edsel. My other computer is a +4... My other computer is a 486. My other computer is a Cray My other computer is a SUN SPARCstation My other computer is an IMSAI.... My other tag line is a killer! My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship ... My rabbit's just turned into frogs, they croaked. My reality check just bounced. My stereo's -fixed, said Tom monotonously. My system goes down more often than a $10 whore. My tagline can beat up your tagline... My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY. My wife left me - There is a GOD! My wife's other car is a BROOM! NAK NAK Who's there? #E) NO CARRIER NASA: There's no such thing as a free launch. NASCAR -- Where speed excells! NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE MODEMS! NO, I _don't_ do WINDOWS!! NOW I've put my ear in it! NOW, you can press the other key to continue... Nadie tiene ms imaginacin que la realidad. Name:޺۳ݳݳ Rank:޺۳ݳ Serial No:޺۳ Nato Ergo Sum Navy, Just Another Adventure by Milton Bradley Navy, not just a job, but an adventure. Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one! Nepotism is relational. Never "assume" or you'll make an "ass" of "u" and "me". Never a victim without retribution!! Never drink whisky on an empty ulcer! Never fight with a bear in his own cave. Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist! Never judge a man by his taglines. Never let a machine know you're in a hurry Never lose your sense of the superficial. Never mind the facts - I know what I know Never moon a werewolf... Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. Never smirk at the judge.. Never take a beer to a job interview. Never test for an error you don't know how to handle. Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me".... Never try to outstubborn a cat. Never use a long word when a diminutive one'll do. Never violate the Prime Directory! C:\ New Book: _How to write a How To book_ New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N) New regulations means new jobs for new regulators! Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!! Nibbles, bits, bytes....great hobby for a dieter, huh?!? Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre. No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline No Credit, Bad Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem. No Credit? No Problem. Bad Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem. No Tagline available at this time. No amount of planning will replace dumb luck. No answer is also an answer. No decorations necessary. No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting. No job is so small it doesn't require all your tools No main() No Gain! No matter what happens, someone always knew it would. No matter where you go, there you are. - B. Bonzai No more money for MICROSOFT. USE 4DOS!!!! No more money for Mickey. Use 4DOS and DRDOS No mud can soil us but the mud we throw. No one does as much harm as one going about doing good. No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse. No one has ever died an atheist. -Plato- No one should ever see how laws and sausages are made. No person ever became wicked all at once. No program works the first time you run it. No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard. No, I don't have a graduate degree - why do you ask? No, I never read the documentation No, I'm not shy - just poor and unemployed. No, Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican Telephone Company! No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!! Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them Noah upgraded and built an ARJ! Noble deeds that are concealed are most esteemed. Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger! Nobody notices when things go right. Non-Trekkies of the world-- GET A FUTURE!! None of you exists, my sysop types all this in! Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie. Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute. Not another NAK NAK joke, Please! Not breaking the rules, just testing the elasticity... Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight! Not now, I have a headache! Not reading Drive C: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Not sure if it helps, but turn the monitor ON. Not the Beatles, but an incredible simulation Not tonight dear . . . . . . . . . I have a modem. Nothing behind you matters Nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wro Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer. Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up. Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE to those that don't have to do it. Now I've gone too far, where do I go now? Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix... Now if I could only find the Video switch! Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living. Now that we travel in space how about travelling in time? Now where did I park my hard drive?? Now where did I put that nitwit filter? Now, THIS is a tagline Now, where did I put that dweeb filter? Nuke 'em 'til they glow, & shoot 'em in the dark Nuke the Gay Whales for Christ. Nuke the baby fur whales. Nuke'm til they glow, then shoot'em in the dark! Nuthin' is simple sometimes... O Oysters come and walk with us, the Walrus did beseech. O.K to coninue?? OH NO, my wife burned the rice crispies--AGAIN!! ONLINE ? Good! Hit to take the I.Q. Test OOPS: Not just for klutzes anymore OOPs! This is C++, not C! OOPs, I stepped on a GUI! OPERATER ERROR.. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot... OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE! Of all liars, memory is the most convincing Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most! Of course I tessssted it. Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I? Of course I'm a virgin! I'm catholic! Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ߔܵ Offline 135 ... is offline, the Wave killed it! Oh God! I almost stole a tagline! Oh boy... Oh my God! Oh no not this aga&%$*#(##@ NO CARRIER Oh no! Not another 'undocumented feature'! Oh! To be an Interface Cowboy in Hyperspace.!!! Oh, I can 'C' clearly now, my brain is gone... Oh, I'm a tagline, and I'm OK... Oh, molluscs. I thought you said bacon. Oh, no! Not another learning experience! Oh, what the hell, here's a tagline. Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal! Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk? Ohmygosh!.....Ugottabekidding...... Okay! - Okay! - I'll be off the phone in a minute! Geez! Old MacDonald had a computer with EIA I/O. Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill. Old age is better than the alternative. Old computers never die, they just become video games. Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted. Old soldiers never die...young ones do. Omaha? They have computers in Omaha????? On a clear desk you can never find anything. On a clear disk you can seek forever On leave from CNN... On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers. One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day. One good turn gets all the blankets! One man gathers what another man spills... One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. One never knows, do one? One wanton pointer, and you're in the soup! One who is always in a stew generally goes to pot. Online Only Weenies steal taglines they don't understand. Only death is fatal - life is not! Only lemmings jump to conclusions. Only stop for walls - Speedo Only the mediocre are always at their best. Oooh, Toto, I don't think we're in DOS any more. Open Mouth, Insert foot, SHUTUP! Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in... Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally. Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor... Operator...give me the no for 911, quick! Optical mice have no balls! Other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln? Our father who art in Redmond, hallowed be thy DOS Our future is always uncertain our end is always too near Our pond has ducks. Really anti-social ducks. Our viewers need proof! Overestimation: Thinking that all your geese are swans. Oxymoron #40: Ironclad Guarantee Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo? P Revere: "One if by Lan, two if by 'C'" PAS_AL, BASI_, & _OBOL... C fills all the gaps! PATIENCE-A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait PC RAID... Kills program bugs, DEAD! PEACENIKS; Demonstrate in a dictatorship!!!! PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease. POPs+OOPs+C==C++ PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error messages PROGRAM v. act similar to beating your head against awall PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW! Pagans do it in the Woad Paramedics are patient people. Paranoids are never alone. Pardon me, I've been BBSing. Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing... Parenthood-Feeding the mouth that bites you! Part-time musicians are semiconductors Pascal: What's it Wirth? Pass by the open WINDOWS Passwords? -- We don' need no steenkin passwords! Patience -- Wait control Patience NOW! Patience is a virgin. Pave the bay. Pedal to the Metal Pedestrian: The most approachable chap in the world. Pee wee would write, but he does not have a free hand! Penny for your thoughts.. Hey! I deserve change! Penny for your thoughts? SURE, Do I get Change? Penny: a dollar with all the taxes taken out. People are boring. Computers are fun. People are still having sex? People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care. People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure. People who eat snails are slime!! People who gleet in glass houses, shouldn't! People who live in glass houses shouldn't. People would be alive if there were a death penality Perestrika... Llibertat... Demana PAU, au! Pets are the soul of the household Philadelphia Pa... We Bomb our Citizens Photographers do it with a shutter. Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, Cornbread R squared! Pi aren't square! Cornbread are square! Pine Trees are fine trees! Pirates, they're recking it for everyone! Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks! Pitchfork: a device for collecting dead babies Place "very funny" tagline here. Place written complaint and proof here====>[] Planned Parenthood is nothing of the sort. Play it Again, Sam Please Hold... Please don't spoil everything by telling me the truth. Please don't yell at me. I'm new at this. Please leave deposit in appropriate bank... Please say it isn't so!!! Please wait ONE HOUR before replying... Plerique amicos, tanquam pecudes, eos potissium Plus e la change, plus c'est la mm chose Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Pockets! I have POCKETS!!! Politically incorrect and DAMNED proud of it!!! Positively NO TAGS ALLOWED HERE!!!!! Possession, n. The whole of the law. Postscript,..Prescript,..what's the difference? Power attracts the corruptable. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat. Practice Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless Beauty Practice safe eating: use condiments. Pray for Ted Turner, he's in need!! Pray for great things, but above all, Pray! Prayer will be in schools as long as exams are! Preserve wildlife... pickle a sqirrel. Press "+" to see another tagline. Press "+" to see another tagline. Press -- to continue ... Press CTL-ALT-DELETE to use computer effectively Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue Press any key to continue or any other key to quit Press any key to exit or any other key to continue. Press the "any key" to continue. Press the button, my friend, send me back into time. Printer paper is strongest at the perforation Pro Choice! Pro is to con as progress is to Congress Procrastinators don't die, they keep putn' it off! Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt. Professor: a textbook wired for sound. Program in hieroglyphics, the original GUI. Programmer on Computer Programmers do it top down... Programmers do it with their fingers. Programmers don't Byte,they just Nybble a bit Programmers don't get sniffles, they get a CODE. Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP Programmers get overlaid. Programming Dept.: Mistakes made while you wait. Programming _can_ be fun. Programs. Ones w/bugs & ones w/hidden bugs. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Proposed NEW tax will pay the tax on the tax, supposedly. Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them. Providing computer solutions for the mentally impaired... Prunes give you a run for your money. Pssst. Dennis Ritchie is a closet Pascal user! Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots. Puns are bad, but poetry is verse. Put on your seatbelt...I wanna try Put two pennies in pocket...they'll breed. Pyscho 3.0 installed; run NORMAN.MOM Q: Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? QWK? I don't need no stinkin' QWK packet! QWaK! QWak! SPLASH! Another QWaKer washed out by the Wave. Qmodem: what every aging woman named Carol needs! [] Questions, questions! Does it ever end?! Quick, call a Witch Doctor. My witch is sick! Quoth the Raven, "Eat My Shorts." R. Crusoe - only one who got everything done by Friday! R. Smith: Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America. R.E.M. Out Of Time R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base. RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure! RBBS? RECOVER.COM: a little slice of hell. RIME - Ridiculous Idiots Mouthing Everywhere ROBOCOMM IT!!!! ROBONAP: Sleeps *for* you while you're online. ROM wasn't built in a day. RPI cheer:e^^x du/dx,e^^x dx;sec,cos,tan,sin,3.14159... RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site Radioactive cats have 18 half lives. Radioactive halibut will make fission chips. Rain Rain Go away! Come Again Some Other Day! Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form! Ramble on..... Random order is an oxymoron. Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron.... Reach out, reach out and flame someone! Read my lips... No more cows, man. Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept! Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite... Read the manual? Doesn't it come in automatic? Reader not found, please notify tagline. Reading science fiction can save you from MindLock Real Men program in >solder> Make your own bullets! Save the Whales - Collect the entire set! Save the whales. Trade them at church! Save the whales; collect the whole set! Save trees - do everything online Save trees, eat beavers. Save your money for a rainy day, now selling for $3.95. Say goodnight, Dick. Science Fiction: The cutting edge of reality! Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!! Scott me up Beamie! Scotty! Hurry! Beam me uragg^* NO CARRIER Script: ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode! Scripts don't what I tell them to. :-( Scuze'a Season's Greetings should be all year 'round! Sector not found. Kill Program? (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it Security, confine Ensign @LN@ to the brig. See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system! Self help for people who talk too much: On and On Anon Self-made man: A horrible example of unskilled labor. Sell! Sell Everything, dammit! Sell!! Semper fidelis- always faithful. Send $20 for your free Prayer Cloth! Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist Send for your free Prayer Cloth, only $9.95! Set your Phasers on *Pur^[^\e* Sex is a misdemeanor-The more you miss de meaner you get. Sex isn't the best nor the worst thing in the world. Share and enjoy, share and enjoy! Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven! Sharewear (n.) -- Used clothing. Sharper than an asp's tooth to have a thankless child. Shave daily with Occam's razor. Shchizphrenia beats being alone She laments,...her husband goes this morning a-birding. Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers! Shell to DOS....come in DOS. Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors! Shh...Be vewy quiet! I'm hunting tagwines! Shhhh! Hardware is Supposed to Be Secret! Shhhhhh.....the topic cops are coming. Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark. Shoes for Industry! Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line! Should be read umop apisdn for best results Show Girl : she's more show than girl. Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - C. Jung Sign here: X______________________________. Silly Wabbit, QWKs are for kids. Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers! Silly wabbit......QWKs are for QWKidds. Simple enough for a weenie; enough power for a nerd! Simple rule: If you don't treat me right, shame on you. Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my poodle Satan? Since you put it that way... Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking2:b NO CARRIER Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture. Sleazegate and Disk Mangler, what a pair! Sleep faster. We need the pillows. Yiddish Proverb Slime! Dog luvs u! ( Dyslexics for Christ ) Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. Smell my tagline. Smile when you say "Damn Yankee." Smile, things could get worse. And they will. Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2 Snow! I want snow NOW!!!! So if she weighs the same as a duck... So it's my birthday. Big deal!! So many messages, so little time So many pedestrians, so little time... So many taglines, so little time. So that's all there is! So what if I am a modem junky? So, I hear you're into molinology... So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway?? So, where IS the key? Software Bugs? Exterminators 'R Us Software Error: Programmer Held. Finish all activities Software is never having to say you're done Software unprotects, a hex change operation Some assembly required. Some men without a god are like fish without bicycles. Some nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men Some of the best things in LIFE are glider guns. Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder. Some taglines SHOULD be turned of Some take their mark, others leave it Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart Some thoughts are best guillotined before actions result. Someone say "crash"? We all need hobbies! Sometimes the obvious works best! Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my wife! Spaceballs: The Tagline Spaced Aliens: Columbian drug lords in US. Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky. Banana Fana Fo-Farky .. Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go? Spellings: Compatible, definitely, protocol. Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels... Spock, you are such a putz! Spock... you're such a putz. St. Louis Music: Someone to Stay With Stagecoach -- Drama teacher Stationary mice have bigger balls. (c)1991 Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!! Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer! Steal this Tag Line. Step on no pets! Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm... Stipulation #1: There will be no stipulations Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery. Stop discrimination, hate everyone equally. Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c) Stop while you're a Thread...... Stove Top? I'm stayin'! Strange but not a stranger... Strike any user when ready... Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! Success is just a matter of luck. Ask any failure. Support DAMM--Drunks Against Mad Mothers! Support Shareware! Support Shareware! Support animal literacy! Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!! Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch Support your consultant - they have needs also. Support your local AAAAA! Surly to bed, and surly to rise. Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms. Swastikas, skulls and crossbones, dice flashing snakeeyes Swords to Ploughs? Wouldn't they be small? Sysoping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis. Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada SǶƵô][...ܭs\ () ô bsRո¿S... TARFU -- Things are Really Fouled Up TECHNICALITY: Someone *ELSES* Constitutional rights.. THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME. THINKING HURTS, it may lead to unpleasant truths! THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR TOS,TAS,TMP,TWOK,TSFS,TVH,TNG,TFF,???? TSR's!!!!! Bah! Humbug! TV is a crutch for those who lack imagination. Tact is for weenies. Tag - Your it! How childish... Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245 Tag line thievery ... On the next Geraldo! Tag..... You're it! Tagito ergo sum (I tag, therefore I am) Tagline Lotto: <- Scratch here to reveal prize. Tagline delivery delayed due to bad roads. Tagline, You're it! Tagline? Taglines are for idiots. Taglines are for morons. Taglines cause cancer. Taglines mean nothing to me! Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..." Taglines wanted! Taglines...one line freedom of speech! Taglines? Taglines? I doan wan' no stinkin' taglines! Take egotism out, and you castrate the benefactors. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. Take my advice...I'm not using it Take my advice...I'm not using it anyway! Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned. Take the antiderivative of (tan 3x^2)/5x... Take two crows and caw me in the morning Taken as a whole, the universe is absurd Talk back, tremblin' lips! Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand. Teeth were not made for stripping wires. Telecommunicators are special people. Tell it to the Judge Terror: A female Klingon with PMS. Testing One... Fiftythree... fortytwo... Th vwls n m kbrd dn't wrk vry wll, d thy?? Thank you for reading this message! Thank you for the wonderful tag line Thank you. Thanks for the tagline. :-) That'll be $67.50 CCCHHHHHIIIIINNNNGGGG!!!! That's Bond, James Bond, double-oh-seven.. That's a smug aura of respectability you see in a mirror? That's about the sum of it. That's not a Bug, that's an Enhanced Feature That's not a bug, it's a FEATURE! That's not a bug, that's a feature That's not a bug--it's an undocumented feature! That's not a bug. It's supposed to do that. That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues! That's odd -- I had a tagline when I came in here... That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize. The "Any" key? See the one in the back marked "power"? The Abort, Retry, Fail ? The Answer is 42 The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test". The Fear of God is second to Fear of Snakes The Fear of SNAKES out does the Fear Of G The First Myth of Management - It exists. The Freedom Line - Where are all our POW's? The Golden Age will come only when men have forgotten gold The Grass is Brown on BOTH sides of the Fence... The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 into a XT. The National Procrastinators Week will be rescheduled... The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1996 Olympics! The Original Multitasker=Two PCs and a chair with wheels! The Tao of Crash Test Dummies-looking for a few good zen The Toe that can be stubbed is not the true Toe. The UART's will'na take this speed cap'n The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain! The Way! The Truth! and The Life! The Wild Celt: Drink Guiness It is Good for You!!!!! The above opinion is worth 2 cents. The agony of delete... The arrogance of age must submit to be taught by youth. The beatings will continue until morale improves! The best blood at times gets into fools and mosquitoes. The best defense against logic is stupidity. The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s^2 The boss is always right. The bugs will go away when you turn off the computer! The characters in this message are recyclable The chip's canna' take much more o'this, Captain. The day divides the nights. Nightime devours the day. The dog ate my .REP packet. The early worm has a death wish. The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only heavier! The easy way is always the hardest way. The few, the proud, the Windows 3.0 & SX owners. The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion. The flood has arrived, may we interest you in an ark? The ghost of things to be avoided. The giving hand ... receives The golden years suck The good news is that the bad news was wrong... The greatest productive force is selfishness! The hard disk you save may be your own The hills were worn down by eroticism The human race is still in beta test... The hurrieder I go, the behinder I get.... The hurrier I go, the behinder I get. The last thing I saw was this Big Blue Wave! The mailman bringeth.. The trashmen taketh away! The metalic years, silver hair, gold teeth, lead botom. The mind is the 2nd thing to go, don't remember what's 1st The mind is what the brain does. The more I learn, the more I have to learn. The more known about people, the more to admire in dogs. The more you know.... The luckier you get The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets. The mother of all taglines. The mouse with a single hole is quickly caught by the cat The one with the most typefaces when he dies, WINS! The only person who doesn't use am offline mail reader! The only realities are the atoms and empty space. The paper is always strongest at the perforations. The phone is baroque, please call bach later. The price of liberty is eternal vigilance... The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple The road to success is always under construction The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance. The scenery only changes for the lead dog! The sensual and the dark rebel, in vain The sound of many hands clapping. Ol! The trouble with a kitten is that, eventually it's a cat. The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue. The ultimate mail reader is here!!!! The weather is here...wish you were beautiful. The wife of a careless man is almost a widow. The wine is good but the meat is spoiled. The wise learn more from fools than fools from the wise. The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward. The words we use can compound our problems. The world is a beautiful book, for those who can read it. The worst prison would be a closed heart. The worst thing about censorship is . The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity. The wrong way always seems the more reasonable. Them that can does, them that can't RTFM. There are TWO 'B's in BBS, not one.... There are lies, damned lies, and benchmarks! There are no answers at best a few possibly good guesses. There are no skeptics in hell. There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt. There are two solutions - hardware or software. There is a law for every Occasion!! There is no XXXXXXX place for censorship! There is no man so blind as he who will not see. There is not gravity. The earth sucks. There is only one universal passion: fear. There's a dead bishop on the landing! There's more than one answer to these questions... There's no future in time travel. There's no intelligent life down here. There's no such thing as a free Tag Line. There's nothing wrong with my keyboard. There's n&%)$^%@! There's only two kind's of music - Country & Western There's somthing inside your head... These are your eggs on drugs. These hemorrhoids are a pain in the neck! They *blinded* me with Science! They all look the same at 2 A.M. They blew the Bronx away. . . They can't fire me, Slaves have to be sold!!! They who drink beer will think beer. Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at! Think "HONK" if you're a telepath. Think of it as evolution in action Think you're confused now ? Try using EZ-Reader w/ EDLIN! Think! It may hurt, but it pays off over time. Think! While it's still legal!! This BBS has achieved Air superiority. This MSG created by pouring warm tea on a Ouiji board. This Tag line is self referencing! This Tagline Under Surveillance by the Pinkerton Agency ! This Tagline brought to you by Intelligence INC. This Tagline for Sale This Tagline is Death-Trapped. Stay Away. This Tagline is for sale. Call 1-800-TAG-THIS! This Tagline will self-destruct in 5 seconds! This ain't no party, this ain't no disco.. This building is so high, the elevator shows movies. This computer is taking over my life!!!! This does not exist. This door is baroque; please call Bach later. This end down, not up, Stupid! This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way. This is X Insurance Co - How May I Shaft You? This is a BRAG line, and I'm proud of it! This is a Moving Message. This is a copy of a completely original tagline . This is a stolen tagline This is a test of the EBS. This is ONLY a test. This is a test tag. This is abuse. Arguments are down the hall. This is an egg. This is a frying pan. Any questions? This is an ex-parrot! This is express written consent of Major League Baseball. This is heavy stuff for a Thursday! This is more exciting than Woody Allen on Valium. This is my tagline and you can't have it. This is not what you think. This is pretty exciting for a Thursday!! This is the tagline to end all taglines. This is your brain. Postscript on brain your is This. This is your modem on drugs! This is your pizza. Ƹ$  !zz ً޻ $ This is your sysop. ôs s ou ssop ug. This isn't a tag line. It just looks like one. This isn't a tag, it's the message This isn't a tagline, but it plays one on TV This line intentionally left blank. This marks Logical End-Of-Message. Physical EOM follows. This message cleared by Iraqi censors. This message is $hareWare! To register, please send $20 This message made of recyclable electrons. This message was typed on recycled phosphorus This message will self-destruct in five seconds..... This phone is baroque; please call Bach later. This space available for advertizing. This space unintentionally left blank. This tag brought to you by...they keep going and This tag has been stolen 1 time(s). This tag line intentionally left blank. This tagline Copyright 1991 (C) All rights reserved. :-) This tagline also stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader! This tagline can't be stolen. Call 555-1234. Tagbusters! This tagline cancelled due to lack of interest This tagline contains a virus - DO NOT READ! This tagline intentionally left blank This tagline is $hareWare! To register, please send $20 This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send me $10 This tagline is Serial # 2377/AFR-1104.991 This tagline is copy protected This tagline is identical to the one you are reading. This tagline is indecipherable!! This tagline is made just for @N@ This tagline is self-referential. This tagline is umop apisdn This tagline is under repair. Thank you. This tagline not sponsored by Pepsi in any way. This tagline protected by an attack cat. This tagline self-destructs when U This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader This tagline utterly lacks class, but is very cute This tagline was missing, so I filled something in... This tagline was never here. This thing doesn't compile in time. Need a new 486 Those who fought for it know the true taste of freedom! Those who know me, despise me. Tho{jad of the Just-Happy-Enough-To-Piss-Everyone-Else-Off tribe Throw rocks at sea-birds; leave no tern unstoned. Tic Tac Toe and way to go Time Stops for no man. Except me. Time Travel Seminar-Two weeks ago, Thursday Time and tide, nothing and no one can stop us now... Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like bananas Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like pears. Time goes? No. Alas time stays, we go. Time is an illusion. Lunch, doubly so. Time is an illusion....especially while modeming! To Freud, the world consists of housewives only To Serve Man To Ski or Not to Ski THAT is the Question! To avoid seeing a fool, break your mirror. To be and not to be, that is the contradiction To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics. To err is human but mostof us never make mistake To err is human, to forgive is against company policy. To err is human, to forgive is against my policy To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer. To err is human. To moo is bovine. To err is to screw up.... To every rule there's an exception & vice versa. To go where no man has gone before... BBSing! To increase speed add lightness To iterate is human, to recurse divine. To live-is to risk dying. To process or not to process that is the question! To respond to this message, press "R".... To sleep, perchance to Dream To take arms against a C of troubles. To take the Genesis online IQ test: press Alt/H Today has been a long year!!!!!!!!!! Today's subliminal message is . Today, take an astronaut to launch. Tomorrow we start dieting! Tonsils cure cancer!! Want to buy some? Too much shareware, not enough registration $$$. Torque... Torque is the answer. Totally non-offensive tagline. G-rated. Trekkies of the world, get a life. Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again! Trust in GOD, *and* tie your camel tight Trust me, I'm a lawyer. Try Clarion for REAL database development!! Try it, you'll like it. Trust me. Try not to unnecessarily or excessively split infinitives Tuba or not tuba? Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me. Two dumbs; know too much, know too little!! Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity. Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity. Typing all of your message in capitals is SHOUTING! U.S. Robotics HST DS - Go broke saving money! U.S. SUPREME COURT  U.S. taxes 1930 = 13%, 1990 = 35% UNIX... A manly sort of operating system! USES DOS,CRT,MOUSE,RAM,C:,PRN,VGA,EGA,ELECTRICITY Uh yeer ugh-o eye kudent spel pro-grammar; now eye R 1. Uh, MC, who'd WANNA touch that? Uh, oh, looks like time to upgrade already... Ultimate oxymoron: "Cash Surplus" Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN... SysOp not loaded!!! Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate Diet Pepsi -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate Mt.Dew.Com - Programmer halted! Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate iced tea -- Operator Halted! Unbreakable toys are good for breaking other toys. Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH! Unless you can see black then white has no meaning Unregistered Evaluation Copy Unregistered Evaluation Tagline Unspeakable error in module JH at address $ Upgraded my network last week. Yep, new Reeboks! Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment Use EXTEND.ZIP to get more handles on life... Use Windex On Your Windows Use your own judgement - - then do as I say... User-supported tagline. To register send $49.95 to... Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight. VD is nothing to clap about! Vaporware 3.2: The next best thing to the real thing! Variables won't; Constants aren't. Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Exploration Team: 1999-1955 Vice Versa; Mafia controlled poetry... Vios con dios! Virginity can be cured. Virginity is a disease that can be cured. Virus detected on your HD. .transfer aborted Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS Volem missatges en catal!!! Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here Vulgarity: The conduct of others. WARNING! No user serviceable characters in this tagline. WARNING! Removal of this tagline prohibited by law! WARNING! I Steal Taglines! (This one for example) WARNING: Programmer X-ing WARNING: The Surgeon General Started Smoking! WHAT? Bigger Docs? V^^^\_ o^o _/^^^V WHAT??? Give up C:\> for silly ICONS? WHeRe is ThaT DArN ShIfT keY? WILDNET : If you're interested in something different. WIN.INI? Let's see what the User's Guide says... WIN3.0 Attractive and easy, SLUT of the computer WINDOWS MULTITASKS! (in a DesqView window) WINDOWS ON AN 8088 IS A REAL EXPERIENCE!! WINDOWS SUCKS!! WINDOWS, Just say NO!!! WINDOWS: An overpriced way to eat up HD space WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "UP YOUR'S!" WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no documentation! WP Corp Support Can't Be Beat! WP for WIN will be a Winner! WYTYSYDG - What you thought you saw, you didn't get. W[h]ere know tagline as gone before.... Wait, Don't Pick Up That ph{ŒԜ Waiting for my '$99.95 dBase offer' from Borland! Waiting for somedough Waiting to overcome all objections, results in nothing. Walk softly and carry a fully charged PHASER! Wanna giggle? Try (EDITOR=EDLIN !) in anything. Wanted: Good taglines to steal... Was That Your Wife I Saw In That GIF? Wasting time is an important part of living. Watch out! Your PKZIP is open! Watch your back - hot files coming through! Water + Malt + Hops + Yeast = Satisfaction Watson, the game's afoot! We ARGO ing to get in trouble..... We ain't slow, we just nap when we're sleepy! We all live in a yellow object method!!! We all live in a yellow sub-routine We are in bondage to the law so that we may be free. We are ships that pass in the night. We are the Nubs...beat it, you guys! We are the people our parents warned us about! We came, we saw, we BBSed. We come in peace, shoot to kill. We don't have Sarcasm on our planet... We don't need no stinkin' patches! We give nothing as willingly as our advice. We have met the enemy - and he tasted GREAT! We have met the enemy and they tasted GREAT! We have standards and expect you not to exceed them. We must believe in free will. We have no choice. We need more power! Can you give us any more?! We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing. We used to be Schizophrenic. We want YOU McDonnell Douglas!!! We'll remove any stain&sew up the hole -Laundram We'll take the stairs. We're off doing beta, the wonderful beta of oooz Weather's here; wish you were beautiful. Websters: recursive. Adj. see recursive. Welcome to Texas...now GIT! Welcome to last years meeting of the Procrastinators Club Welcome to the only nice motel in town. Welfare and TV are today's bread and circuses. Well, your raster disolved your bitmap..... What GUI? I don't see anyone! What Greenhouse Effect? Hey, is it warm in here or what? What I need is to mind-meld with this mach. What a lovely world it is that has women in it! What are the instructions doing in the trash?? What are you doing?!? The message is over, GO AWAY! What can you do at 3 AM? PSSSTTT - got a modem? What color is a chameleon on a mirror? What do you expect? This is California! What do you mean? You actually read this Tagline?!? What does this button do +++ATH+++ CARRIER LOST What does this button do?... What fools these morals be! What good grammar you got. What school you went? What happened to my CUBBIES? What happens when fish trip? What if all this were real? What if there were no hypothetical situations What is Kuwaits main product was Brocolli? What is the meaning of life in 50 words or less What it is, is what it is What orators lack in depth they make up in length. What part of NO didn't you understand? What the heck happened here??!! What we DON'T need is more laws! What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD START! What's another word for Thesaurus? What's in a Name? What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? What? Me Worry? Whatever it is, I'm against it! - Groucho Marx Whats the world coming to? A dead end... When I want your opinion, I'll read your entrails. When Kip Compton is found, the check is in the.... When Money talks... it says GOODBYE! When PIG's fly they will be called PIGeons When all else fails, READ THE DOCS! When all else fails, read the directions. When all else fails, read the instructions... When all else fails, read the manual. When all think alike, then no one is thinking. When everyone thinks alike, then everyone is stupid. When in Rome . . . romance! When in danger,when in doubt, run in circles,yell & shout When in doubt fire photons! When in doubt, do as the doubters do When in doubt, mumble. When in doubt, worry. When in doubt...RTFM! When money speaks, truth keeps silent. When no wind blows, even the weather vane has character. When on a roll, should you be concerned or jelly-filled? When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw. When using PCs, ALWAYS anticipate problems. When we can't dream the time for death has arrived. When you come to a fork in the road, take it! When you find anything that works, it usually fails. When you listen to fools, the MOB rules! When you see a snake, never mind where he came from. Where am I... and why am I in this handbasket? Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket? Where can I get one of those computer bats!! Where do honey bees go potty? At a BP station naturally. Where does the fire go when the fire goes out? Where ever Yugo, I go. Where law ends, there tyranny begins. Where there is a stink feces there is the odor of being. Where's the "ANY KEY"? Wherever you go - there you are. Which do I miss more Taglines or headaches??? Which is the non-smoking lifeboat? Which one is the any key? Which one is the controller? BZBBZZZZTTT....Not that one!!!! Which way is up????? ARE YOU SURE!!! Which way to Castle Anthrax??... Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software. Who ate the last bowl of Corn Pops (TM)? Who decides who is a "REAL" programmer? Who goes to psychiatrist should have his head examined Who invented SHORT people? Who invited all these tacky people? Who needs Tag lines, Anyway??? Who says 1200 baud is slow??? Who, what, when and with who? Whom gods would destroy, they first teach MS-DOS. Why Bother With Taglines? Why C++ and not ++C? Why DID kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyways?! Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones??? Why ME? Why are there so many actors in this movie? Why are we talking about this? I don't have ques Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free? Why can't women remember to put the toilet lid back up!? Why do my fusion pistols keep exploding!? Why do pensioners have to eat catfood? Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway??? Why do you read taglines? Why don't chickens have lips? Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't you sue your brains for non-support? Why get even, when you can get odd? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that no matter where you are, you're "here"? Why is it that the best taglines are too lon Why is that light %^&&& Why is the sun never overhead at noon? Why is there a watermelon on the bandsaw? Why isn't there another word for thesaurus? Why not YOU? Why read it when you can print it? Why read the Docs....I'm already confused. Why then do the Wicked Prosper? Why yes, they are Bugle Boy beans. Wilimanakabeetsai! Will Windows 3.1 be any good? William K. Smith:"Wait, my uncle Ted can drive you home." Win Some Lose Some....But When Do I Win Some? Window-screen: An arrangement for keeping flies in. Windows 3.0 : Ooey, GUI, Good! Windows 3.0 is for wannabe computer gurus. Windows 3.0 No Pane No Gain. Windows 3.0: Attractive & Easy, Slut of the CPU. Windows 3.0: from the people that brought you EDLIN Windows IS NOT a virus...viruses do something. Windows is a kolossal kludge. Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems! Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN! Windows: From the people who brought you the 640K limit Windows? HA! C:\WINDOWS. DELETE *.* AH! Thats Better Wisdom of many and the wit of a half. Wish I had some idea of what I'm asking. :-! With a calendar your days are numbered! With free advice, you get what you paid for Without waves there would be no change Woman.zip - great program, readme.1st file is missing. Women come with instructions, Just ask them! Women do come with instructions; ask them. Women! Cant live with them, Cant live with them! Word Perfect Makes Perfect Sense WordPerfect and MegaMail, what a pair!! WordPerfect isn't, Pagemaker doesn't, etc., etc., etc.... WordStar and SLMR, a GREAT combination! Words and ideas are what change our world. Words, 25 ea. Better quality words, 50 ea. Words, words, words. And no place to put them all! Workshops are the bane of civilization. World's greatest Gif collector. Worst-case scenario. U may have to BUY it. Would George be president if his name was Harry? Wounded Knee: 100 years December 29, 1990. Wow! What a groove! It's a tropical paradise! Wow, is that a REAL Elvis satin wallhanging? Write all complaints legibly -> [] W׳ א W(D і$ ׂ $W$ ³Gˆ. XEROX never comes up with something original YOU look like an elephant! Yep! you bet... What was that you said? Yer such a wild thang! Yes Virginia, there is a Dan Parsons. Yes, but are you SURE? Yield to temptation..it may be your only chance! You ain't seen nuttin' yet! You are HERE ----> ! <----- You are the Amoeba. You have the power to Flow. You are the Filch. You have the power to Steal. You are the Laser. You have the power to Blind. You are the Skeptic. You have the power to Doubt. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose You can't believe everything your hear. You can't eat your friends and have them too. You can't get there from here. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd... You don't deserve it, but I'm glad it happened! You don't know it, but this is a subliminal tagline...... You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good. You live and learn. Or you don't live long. You live and learn. Or you don't live long. You made my day, now you have to sleep in it You mean, we have ANOTHER modem to feed? You might as well - I stole yours. You need the MANUALS to use this tagline! You said a mouseful! You tell 'em Banana, You've been skinned. You tell 'em Bank, You're safe. You tell 'em Bean, He's stringing you. You tell 'em, Bald Head, You're smooth. You threw out my WHAT? You want it when?? You want me to pay for bug fixes??? You will need the MANUALS to use this tagline! You'll love it Dad! It's fully assembled! You're only young once. You're immature forever. You're standing where I want to pee. You'renotdrunkifyoudon't steponyourhandwalkingtoyourdoor Young programmers are the best! [and the cockiest] Your Zip file is open. Your cart just ran over my dogma Your cat just ran over my dog. Your neat tagline was just stolen by SLMR20 - Thanks! Your shoe is ringing. Your spelling checker,dont write Nome without it Youth + confidence + myopia = naivete. Yukon Fred's Pizzeria and Gator Pit ZIPiddy do.ZIPiddy yeay.... ZIPitty do dah, ARCity ay! ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII [<<] [>] [>>] [] [||] [|>] \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\TAGLINE//////////////////////// `1234567890-=\qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~ aaaoooggghhh......aaoogghhh......DIVE! DIVE! and sometimes the bear eats you. code code code code eat code code code sleep code code... cogito ergo . . . get into a lot of arguments compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!! day++; dollar--; del Banquo.* del damnspot.* deny thy father and forget thy tagline. diversity is the mother of continued employment. dy(3x^4 + 2x-5)/dx = 12x^3 + 2 ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo ... fflush and then wwash your hands. hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? howmanycharactersdoyouthinkyoucanfitintoonetaglineanyway? if ( !broke ) don't_fix(); if ( original_ver == OK ) don't_upgrade(); if u cn rd ths u 2 cn thnk up shrt clvr tglns if u cn rd ths u cn bcm a c prgmr! if(ThisDay()!=MyDay)DosSleep(ulTillNextDay); if(crash) grab_ankles();kiss_xxx_goodbye() illegitimati non carborendum kjhf7u2sfgywh...HEY, get the cat off my computer! look, It's a drunk tank of trombones! mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously! no, I don't have a graduate degree - why do you ask? ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard pitchfork (n.): used to unload dead babies from boxcars printf("This is a tagline..."); printf("\nThis is your br return((usBirdInHand = 2 * InTheBush())); rm -rf means never having the chance to say you're sorry see here now ... shift key/ never heard of it1111 strrev(strcpy("xus yti "+7,"varg")-7)[0]='G' terra incognita. 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