CA WARE CALCULATOR

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	                   DISCLAIMER

    CA Ware accepts no responsibililty for any misspellings that may
or may exist in this or any other document in the universe at the time
of this program being distributed.  We also accept no responsibility 
for chronic halitosis or a small penis.  Both of these are fully the
responsibility of God.  God can be reached at Bob's Cheap Porno Shop
on 666 Zamian Ave., Miami, Florida.  However, we do accept responsibility
for Noah's flood, as we left the sink on when we went to Sea World.
    CA Ware also accepts no responsibility for any damages incurred
by the use of this program.  There are no warranties, either expressed
nor implied, nor in any other shape or form.  We also want to admit that 
all of our members are bisexual and proud of it.  Thank you for your
kind attentiveness.