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				ISAIAH THOMAS
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	 FIZZIES.SND  "WHO dumped a truckload of FIZZIES
		       into the Swim Meet?"
		      "WHO delivered the Medical School Cadavers
		       to the Alumni Dinner?"
		      "Every Halloween the trees are filled with
		       underwear,  Every Spring the toilets
		       explode."

	    OKAY.SND   "Go ahead, Make my day!"
	      
	FATDRUNK.SND   "FAT, DRUNK & STUPID is no way to
                        go through life son".

	BANGBANG.SND   Sound of several gunshots.

	HOLYMOLY.SND   "HOLY SHIT!"
		       "There were BLANKS in that gun!
			I didn't even point the gun at him."
		       "HOLY SHIT!"
			But there were Blanks in that gun,
			Maybe he had a heart attack!"
                       "HOLY SHIT!"

	 HIJINKS.SND  "STOP your HiJinks!"

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                        A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE
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 PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME MONEY  PLEASE SEND IT INSTEAD TO:
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    United Negro College Fund [**] from page 288
    500 East 62nd Street
    New York, NY 10021
    (800) 331-2244
    also:
    (212) 326-1100
    (212) 644-9600

    This is the Largest BLACK Fundraising organization in the Nation,
    formed in 1944 to assist historically black colleges & universities
    to raise funds from the public.

    LITTLE KNOWN FACTS:
    President George Bush served as a UNCF volunteer in 1948.

    I was originally going to donate the money to a
    BLACK AFRICAN AMERICAN COLLEGE FUND at Harvard or University
    of Massachusetts or Boston University or Northeastern University
    but it makes more sense to have it accessible by ALL Black African
    Americans.   I'm sure that if their CUP runeth over they will
    contribute to other BLACK AFRICAN AMERICAN charities.

    If you don't want to contribute there (I can't change you)
    then you might want to contribute to the UNITED WAY which
    contributes to alot of TRUE charities (the United Way was
    at one time known as THE COMMUNITY CHEST, like in the
    game Monopoly).    If not the United Way, then here's a
    good book of TRUE charities that you might be interested in donating to:

  [**]  "A GUIDE FOR GIVING
	 250 Charities & how they use YOUR money."
	 by Howard Gershen
	 (Pantheon Books; New York; 1990)
  
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	   CREDIT:    I like to thank TESS & BRIAN
		      of the Channel 1 BBS for making it ALL
		      possible.

		      I'd like to thank GREAT folks
		      like SHAREWARE authors -> NELS ANDERSON,
		      who wrote the shareware game MAH JONG.

                      And file uploaders ->
		      like GEOFFREY BARD!!! and PAUL WALDINGER!!!
		      and CLARKE ULMER!!! who uploaded GIF files
		      and sound files from different computer
		      systems but especially those who
		      uploaded MACINTOSH sound files that I
		      modified and used.  The sound files
		      unfortunately do not contain origin data
		      but the GIF picture files (often) contain
		      the name of the folks who generated
		      or scanned the images. The picture files were
		      from many different computers.  Mostly
		      IBM or compatibles.  Some of the best computer
		      generated ones were from Amigas OR Workstations.

		      I'd like to thank PRINCE for the song:
			      "Let's go cRaZy!"

		      I'd also like to thank the
		      + Boston Computer Society (B.C.S.)
		      + the Institute of Electrical Electrical
			Engineers (I.E.E.E.)
		      + the Association of Computer Machinery
			(A.C.M.)
		      + untold numbers of magazine
			and book publishers
		      + untold numbers of Rock n Roll bands,
			and Jazz bands, and Classical orchestras,
			and musicians.
		      + WORCESTER & Boston.

	   AND finally MY FOLKS for making it ALL happen.

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