Lettuce to the Editor

Dear Dave,

         Congratulations on your first year of bringing wit and
         humor to the online computer world, and hope that there	
         are many more to follow!



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         -Ray Koziel

         P.S.
         I tried uploading a piece of cake to you but the candles
         jammed up the hard drive, so I guess this will have to do.
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Hi Ray,

Thanks for note, it is definitely appreciated.  I can only assume
that is supposed to be a birthday cake.  To tell the truth, it
startles me every time I scroll down to this page.  It must be a
personal problem.
DB
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Q: What's the difference between IBM and Jurassic Park?

A: One is a fantasy theme park populated with dinosaurs,
   and the other is a movie.
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Q: What has four legs and an arm?

A. A happy pit bull.