Copyright 1993(c)

                             I.M.O 
                        by Waddell Robey 
 
     The following are various opinions covering just about
anything that comes to my attention. I may or may not know what I
am talking about, and you may or may not agree, but I will do my
best to be both lively and interesting. 
 
Congressman Rostenkowski: Sheesh, congress has been stealing from
the taxpayer for years. Why the fuss about a sniggly 21 grand? 
 
Uniformed Gays: Well, I am far from liberal on this issue, but I
don't see where anyone, gays, service commanders, politicians, the
public got a fair shake from Willy's latest. Gads, it is a
masterpiece of obfuscation. 
 
White House Appointments: Where do they find them?  Thanks to 
the alert press, a lot of losers have not gotten into Clinton's
camp, but what are we going to do with the ones that are already
happy campers? 
 
Travel: It has been stated that the White House Travel Office took
"A Trip To Bountiful." 
 
Health Care: When? 
 
Japanese Trade: They won't! 
 
Barbarians: They are everywhere, in many forms and depending upon
your prejudices you may see more than I or vice versa. Perhaps we
need to tame the barbarians within before attacking those from
without. 
 
The Balkans: Sweet Liberty died in the first ethnic purge. What
remains is a sickening, tragic human meltdown. 
 
TV Violence: Where the Circus Maximas becomes the Gluteus Maximas.

Guns: We need to buy more butter! 
 
The Holocaust: There is one somewhere each day in this world, but
to really understand human brutality visit the Holocaust Memorial.
Turn your sorrow and tears into catalysts for World Peace. 
 
Teen Crime: What do you expect from a bunch of undisciplined, rag
tag homeless brats?  Yeah, homeless. What parents exist, are rarely
home and if there rarely care?  Oh well, let's blame it all on TV.
It used to be "Captain Billy's Whiz Bang", but we are more
sophisticated now. Better yet, lets pass it all onto the teachers.
I mean, the schools are set up for discipline, right??   Well, we
will keep at it and find somebody or something to blame it all on.
I mean what else can we do? 
 
Jobs: When? 
 
Civil RIghts: We are all waiting for the civil part. 
 
National purpose: Well?? 
 
The Budget: It says right here that I am going to pay more and get
less. It is all right, though. This time the Democrats are in 
charge. 
 
The Press: A rude, nosey, raucous bunch of snitches......thank God.

Salud